It's murkey at best

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Streaming to the dank pit of my soul!

The evolution of Kali.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

It was good pre-shade, just awesome with!

Looks into the mirror and says: I'd fluff me. I'd fluff me hard!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I like this one!

Morning person....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I like mornings when I get morning sex!

As much as I make fun of the Butthurt Normies.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I don't really forget, I just don't give a flying fandango anymore! I find booze helps, too!

Bert does seem to be enjoying it....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Now you'll have to "tip" him!

Listen to the dog.....cat!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Or, jump into the middle of the street & get run over by 8 cars!

TBT: Winnie the Poe....before he went Normie.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

The Tell-tale Ass!

But I gave it 100% effort

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Just didn't live up to my potential. I could have buried so many more!

I have always had a fascination with the violin or “the fiddle” as it is known in certain ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Always liked her! Just great! Here's a collaboration... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE2GCa-_nyU

Wtf, grandma

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Cold, very, very very cold! Also, bye grandma!

Does it bring me joy?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

& tRump has thrown out the Bill of Rights!

Let me just repeat how much I fear this

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Savage!

Another good one...Damn kids...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

So pleased with himself!

Cause kids are....great?????

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

How did you get pictures of @Blindbird's kids?

Huh??? Lol

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Well, you'd have to tie me up to get me to attend!

Spring? Nopity nope nope nope

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

"By the time I get to Phoenix,..." Oh! I'm already there!

Shhhhhhhh!!!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Shhh, or I suck your face off!

Dave Brubeck! Take Five [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

My Dad turned me on to these guys! Love 'em! And this is so fun... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbdEzRfbeH4

See you all there

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I thought that was only Orthodox Jews, but, I guess not, but who can keep up w/ their shit!

It's true, unicorns are real!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

LMAO!

Gun Reform Proposals

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Not too much to ask. No, demand!

UsIng your braIn

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Hey, you, my brain is up here!

Scooby knows all

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

& that you CAN get things accomplished when you're stoned as hell!

A plea for us

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Actually, this planet doesn't need us at all, so we better give a shit!

Words from the garden

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Damn, I wanted a couple of spares!

I have someone specific in mind... wonder who?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Ouch?

Watch out for the fine lines!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Actually, I prefer a stout cord to a fine line!

This might be a repeat, that's ok it's TBT

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Blinks twice. LOL

God's will be done.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

@BeeHappy, have you thought this thru?

Be grateful!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Better than handkerchiefs! Handkerchiefs, bah, I got a sleeve, don't I???

I... well... ah.... no words.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Ah, forever art that's not proofed!

Cheap tipper!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

It's a premium stripper & only tipped $2, she ain't dancin' for you again! (Much tamer than the comment I used first time 'round.)

Because...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

You can't teach them new tricks???

Well that is a mouthful !

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

To boldly go where some men have gone before!

These were supposed to be part of the grammar post... But glitches being as they are.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Grammer, it r funny!

I'm doing great!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Knowing that some people married tRump is about the same thing! Well, hopefully, he'll be in prison soon!

Sorry, I'm busy today.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I'm getting woozy now!

TBT... If Jesus isn't working for you why not try heroin?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Junkie nuns, there's a good '70's exploitation film in there somewhere!

What? Do they think I'm stupid?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Yeah, I wash my clothes & they just get dirty again! (typed as I'm doing laundry, LOL)

Speaking of babies... TBT old school dank.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Ooooh, dank! I won't even cavil that unborn babies aren't "breathing" anyway!

TBT.... throwing the baby out with the bathwater...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Well, at least it's now marinated!

Remember Melanie?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

And this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlp3wmE4bbI

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!! Had to break out the laptop. This bug better be exterminated soon!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

@PeppermintDreads is back!

TBT Monty Python... Enough said.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Loves me some Python!

tbt useless like me

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Shoulda heard what mine called me!!!

TBT Grammar....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Loved them all! (& stole 2 of them!)

Bill seems to be the only one taking TBT seriously today..... Get with the program!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Especially now that we're (at least somewhat) able to!

Has anyone experienced sleep paralysis due to anxiety?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

No, tho while doing a whole slew of pain medications (prescribed) I went thru a very odd sleep-walking phase.

Pretty much.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Yup, pretty much! LOL

What fuckery is this?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Cruel on both fronts!

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Pass the mashed potatoes!

An "unsolicited" pic for a select group of ladies.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Very select, you've really got to be into IT!

Duck suit meme sans 404 error.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

The Rite of Spring, but please, don't molest the swans!

Ermergerhd lets see if this posts

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Especially since she gets an axe! (& the brew!)

Can I throw up now..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

A good portion of my adolescent weekend party menu!

30 seconds in heaven is better than 29 seconds in heaven.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

You, after sex, as the women are just THAT disappointed!

Lucy Psychology Stand seems to have fallen on Hard Times.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

There was this elderly couple who were having serious problems making their Social Security stretch. The old guy told his wife, "You got to get your ass out there & bring in some cash, woman. Make that thing work for us!" Well, being a dutiful wife she gets all tarted up & hits the street. Early the next morning she comes back with $28.05 to give to hubby. He goes, "Who the hell gave you the nickel?" She replies, "Everybody!"

Lucy Psychology Stand seems to have fallen on Hard Times.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Bet she gets a lot more business this way!

Explain this shit science.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Don't even know what to say. I know, a first! (Had to say that before @Blindbird did!!!)

we now return you to our amputee humor...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Real name, Eileen!

Morning sexism / patriarchal meme.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I'd be tempted to steal these if I could just crop the guys out of the pictures!

Story of my life

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Need another 'slice', remembering what I was looking for a minute ago!

I want a second opinion....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Okay, you're ugly, too!

I warned @Blindbird, I really did...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Still no photo option in comments, but if I try 3 or 4 times each I can post photos for a post. The inevitable march of progress!

So when you actually send nudes and he says "wait,what?" That's bad right?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

@Blindbird, is that you in the first photo??? LOL Also, did you see my gift to you?

Jury nullification

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

The damn government should stop this too serious mickey-mouse criminalization now! But, not while Sessions & tRump are in. Vote 2018 & 2020!!!

Mind Blown

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Not a clue. As a (most) famous man once said, "I'm not always clueless, but when I am I'm befuddled."

Trying this again - last time comes up 404 When you graduate with that BFA

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Worked this time.

When did you find out you were suffering with anxiety/depression/ptsd/ocd?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

First, I will stop touching myself when Olivia moves in with me! (& why you posted these together confuses me a bit) Secondly, & more seriously, my depression/anxiety issues pre-date puberty for me. How early exactly it's very tough to tell, but fairly early. they cycle & other issues added to the mix as I grew older & not much wiser.

ZZ Top - Mix... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Has a lot on this mix & then ends with a veritable potpourri of different artists! Lotta listening here, folks!

Have to admit, they make a nice couple

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Couple of what?

When I'm bored

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Everybody needs a hobby!

Meme Girls.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I'll send you a long-distance hug as long as that doesn't mean you stop posting dank & dark memes!

Yes, believe or not, the Germans have sense of humour, here’s a german sound check [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Loved the one-note test for the bass!!!

The only help I need.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Inflation has kicked in everywhere! Lucy only charged a nickel!

Hal as Alexa [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Hilarious! But, guess who will have the last laugh?

@phxbillcee When you try to post to a group, does it let you select the picture then reload and a ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I try to post a photo anywhere & my gallery "jumps" with a blank 'entry line' I keep trying & still just get "jumps", then when I finally quit it takes like 3 tries to exit the gallery. For responses I'm not even given the 'photo' option as before. I can post videos from YT in either posts or comments, but not photos.

So for those who have asked if anyone's ever met and fell in love on Agnostic, I have met with ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

If you guys can spare the time, I live in Phoenix & it would be great to meet for a beer, coffee, whatever! Mssg. me if you agree! & Congrats & Good Luck!

Won't someone give this lying bitch a possum?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Remember where she's from & who her dad is!!!

I wrote this as a comment on a post in my Facebook memories.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

The stigma still exists & using the mentally ill as scapegoats in the gun issue doesn't help.

Introvert problems

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I fight it every day!

My favorite counselor.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I can quit any time!

Love to join this group. I don't see how to do so. Any help? Ty!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Upper right-hand of the page. "Join!" then post or listen & respond or both!

Poor little fella

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

You've got very attractive hands & legs, @Rudy1962! Can't say the same for your junk, tho!

Best friends are like

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

As long as it leads to booze, bud or broads! (Excuse the expression, ladies, couldn't break up the alliteration & didn't want to go with the cruder "b")

Lou Reed ''vicious'' [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

My man!

To take your mind off that...here's a puppy and a dolphin.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Go, Willy, go!

CW: The Dankest Meme in Phone....was saving it for a special occasion.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Omfg! Lmfao!!!

Spongerat humor....or is or Rugbob?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Or office, store, house or police station!!!

Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin-to-Die rag - Country Joe McDonald - Woodstock [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Was gonna use this as the "I" in the alphabet string! (I) Feel Like I'm Fixin' To Die!!! LOL

Maniac dog: [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

& right after this clip ends it piddles on the floor!

The Offspring - She's Got Issues (They very nicely wrote a song about my ex) [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I've known a few like that. I'm thankful I'm not locked up or more insane than I already am!

April Fools - a little late - but I wish we'd had this tech back in the day: [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Well done! & that bit of entertainment will actually help motivate for ages!

Lorde - Green Light [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoGa9JXfA7I

Little Feat - one of my fav albums [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I still love 'em, but I miss Lowell!

Anaconda don't want no more Easter memes...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Not gettin' any memes from this quarter!

Radiohead - Creep [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Do any of us? Good tune! Good group!

Some must die for others to live

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Ought to be a holiday!

The "S" is silent

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I wanna go on the rides!!!