Seems like there should be more women?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Yes, many women in this group (not a whole lot of ladies, tho!) OK, let the shit fly!!!

Best variation of Milkshake.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

High class "Milkshake" with literary allusions! You Poe, boy!

I can't stop laughing

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Priceless!

Corporate flow chart

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

The Peter-Poop Principle!

Ladies man

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

So that's the secret!

I'm a pig sorry ladies

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

OOh! Somebody just watched a Rom-Com!

To all the Butt Hurt Normies who accidentally crossed my path today.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Did you get hit with private mssg.s? I saw little in the way of butt-hurtness but we did get a few new members.

Anti NRA?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

A little on the twit above... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DMEekDsN2M

Yay, I'm gonna be a dad !!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

@Jameson, should have made your disclaimer up-front!

I wish I could pour beer directly on my brain to wash 'A Wrinkle in Time' out of it.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

All the reviews I saw said it was great visually but the story was bare & lacking. That's such a damn shame, that book had a profound affect on me when I was very young that sticks with me to this day. I hope it eventually is done properly!

Yet another post rendering me undateable.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Uh, @Blindbird, that's not the reason...or, not the only one, anyway!

[facebook.com] This made me laugh.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

One could add a few extra verses at this point!!! It's not a windmill, it's a revolving door!

And now a sensitive post....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

After the previous two! Dang, that mood swing was legend!

Getting you ready for tomorrow

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Uh, @RavenCT, I'm a nice gentle guy, really. I'll back away slowly, okay?

[iflscience.com] Oh dear

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

@Blindbird, you have to make sure @Insectra sees this!!!

One of these women abandoned her sense of morality years ago, and gleefully sold herself for money.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

I had posted this on FB, waiting to see who gets butt-hurt!

Isn't happiness just the absence of grief?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

No! Diametric opposites, or close (actually sadness is, which is subtly different from grief). You can be empty & not be grieving, you wouldn't be happy then. & grief, & even sadness, are necessary components to a fully lived life, just as happiness is. We all, or most of us, wish for more of the happiness, but can't avoid the other.

Let's wake things up, folks! The Best of Mountain... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

The very definition of Power Trio!

That's what I like about this group, someone posts something and it's takes you down a musical line ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Excellent choice!

The Bible has taught me that you can marry as much as you want as long as it's not that icky gay ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Should probably continue bio: Hit in the face with a baseball bat repeatedly by husbands #1, #2, & #3!

Yay, I'm gonna be a dad !!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

At least!

All hail Ceiling Cat!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

That all cats trained with Dr. Strange??!!??

Before coffee

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

After coffee, I still don't like them, but I'm temporarily shelving the murder plots!

Stupid holiday.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

As he plots to either scratch your furniture or leave a gift in your shoes!

Helix is always cold, so I made him a sweater. ?♥️

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

He doesn't even seem to hate it!

The one person I think of when so many ask "but, you look so happy and you're always smiling.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

I joke & tease all the time, & have been depressive & suicidal since before my teens. Part of that is just my innate personality. Part is that I see no reason to burden others with my pain & problems as I realize all have their own. I am the primary caregiver for my just-about 89 yo Mom. Nothing will happen while she is still alive, I owe her that. Afterwards, well no concrete plans, but all promises are finished!

Anti NRA?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Tomi is looking to replace Dana as the next token female NRA spokesbitch!

My existence in a pie chart.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Not booze?

Not all heroes wear capes....or carry a red cane.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

None so blind as they that cannot stand your ass! Eric now has a new hero, for sure!

How low can this country go?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

They did it after Sandy Hook, too! Alex Jones in particular!

Some new ones

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

& a few additions...

Just ladies? Just askin'...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

A special message to all you heathen women out there!

A few memes

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Good ones! & #1 is going on FB!

More autocorrect

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Now that was a genuine Laugh Out Loud!

There once was a vampire named Mabel Whose periods were rather unstable By the light of the moon...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

You can all lose your lunch now!

Not too Bunny

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Some designer has a wicked sense of humor!

Better listen to this guy!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

He must be Level 8, he has X-ray vision!!!

Mazzy Star - Fade Into You [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Didn't know anybody else even knew about her!!!

How many times have you posted while drinking?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Glad we don't have to specify how many more times than once!!!

There are quite a few of us in our little group now.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

I think it could be a great idea, with, as you say, some guidelines from the pros. I'm a bit too jumbled myself to have the gall to mentor anyone, but I'll share experiences if they could be helpful.

Robot plant - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

The potential uses are mind boggling to think about!

Potpourri...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

#3 is a lot like sex, actually. Of course, that may just be that she's a fox, but I like to think I'm not that much of a dog. I'd like to think that, but,...

Well now I won't be sleeping.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

I know why I wake up. Gotta pee!

Bees dancing.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Bee real, will you!

The Lorax.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Doesn't mean we can't both steal it! It's a big interweb out there!

If I knew I would live this long....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Still waiting to become an "adult"!

@Insectra, saw this and thought of you.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

That's not a stick, it's a sapling!

I'd like to thank everyone who was on their best behavior during our brief interaction with the ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

& my comment (& the post) just went to "Posts"!!! LMFAO!!!

I'd like to thank everyone who was on their best behavior during our brief interaction with the ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Define best.

Do we want to add police shootings to the group? majority rules

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Not unless it was just a part of ALL shootings, & thanks to the NRA & their lackeys in Congress we don't have reliable statistics or information on that. Police shootings can also be embroiled in a rush to judgment situation before all the info is in. I have to vote...no.

Another day older and deeper in deb...Sixteen Tons [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

So, deb is your S.O.?

Playing Pool

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

He's always been such a show-off!

Somebunny....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Silly Wabbit!

Is this just me?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Yeah, & what is it with "Pie, ducker"???

Train, Meet Virginia,... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Train - I Am... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3GFU6f1Wn0

In case you haven't seen this one before, a little history of religions.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Not as worried about the fertility part, as a matter of fact tried to always avoid that aspect, but the sex part I can get behind, so to speak.

I'm not much of a joiner but, damn, this looks like too much fun to be on the outside and have ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Oh, expect rejection & ridicule at every turn! It's all done in good (nasty) fun, tho! Thick skin is recommended!

Do you have Twizzlers?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Sort of connection between this & your post on "partners" just before. Just sayin'!

Baby don't hurt me!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

LMAO!

Ho, ho, ho!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Naw, just, shall we say, friendly!

The Temptations, The Ultimate Collection [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

BTW folks, tho only one song is listed, this links to the whole album. 21 gems!

Do you? Do you care?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Did you say something???

Cats... just cuz!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

& behind them is the GOP! Just as useless!

Fantastic Negrito: Plastic Hamburgers! [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Please try again & re-post!

As if... Plus, the bandwidth was such crap, the router caught fire when they tried to FaceTime.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Unfortunately, the coding was faulty & the download was corrupted.

I just tried to explain Memelife to a Normie...it didn't go well.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

"...& have you seen this one?"

I only run when chased....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Eric, if you did look like the above when you ran we'd have a completely different relationship! I mean you'd still give me a rough time, but I'd love the abuse even more!!!

Cuz Car Salesman makes me sound sleazy....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

& that lowers the sleaze content how???

Smokey Robinson & The Miracles, I Second That Emotion (+),... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaMX0Cs5Bc4

My cat just had a seizure.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

I hope things work out!

ANNOUNCEMENT! ALL MEMERS.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

No one is innocent!

This isn't so much a joke as a public service announcement.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

She thinks of everything!

Success won't change me....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Being generous & dropping free turkeys down for everyone on Thanksgiving! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEYyBU7FqZ0

Me at Duke's party....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Don't worry, Eric, I'm sure Duke has a pet!

The walk of shame..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Shouldn't those be wadded up in the bottom of her purse?

Oh Buuuuzzzzzz...lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

I can just picture a "Buzz Lightyear". Multi-faceted!

A little toy humor....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Don't know why she's complaining tho, even if he had something she's got nowhere for him to put it! Anatomically correct they're not! But,...

In response to @SteveB s video post. The treasure that is Colin Mochrie.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Always funny as hell. Reminded me in many ways of the way Tim Conway could always crack up Harvey Korman (or anybody else) on the old Carol Burnett show.

Poor dear....he has body image issues....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

He was a carpenter & he's got arms like that? What did he build, birdhouses?

It's all about perspective....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Then they spoiled it with this lame-ass kite flight!

Watch out for angry fish....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

With the look on her face I have to wonder where the other end of her finger is going!!! & I don't think it's the fish!

The animals tend to be smarter....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

I'm a human person that has serious doubts about other human persons. I mean very serious doubts!

Old time religion...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Flog a banker, ride a mule, kiss one of my "apostles" then hang around for a bit! "What I did on Spring Break!"

Good morning meemers..... Coffee isn't going to cut it today.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Take out the cookie dough & I'm in!

Clearly King Arthur went to a French website..... Could he not tell by the outrageous French accent?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

I fart in your general direction!

Sorry about your penis bro....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

& get a convertible while you're at it!

Priceless

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

If it ain't broke...

Praying does work!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

SO many ways to go on this, literally!

A miscommunication

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Oh, wait,...you were serious???

Religious icons, anyone?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Do books count? Most of them.

More examples of the patriarchy out of control.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

I don't demand, I discreetly beg!

Not funny... Just cool... And I always like Archibald Macleish quotes.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Great quote!

Are you mice?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Eric needs him a hoodie like this!

Dracula take two

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Perfect!

Dracula take one

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

I hear Gilda Radner in my head!

Stop!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 26, 2018:

He's either being patient 'cause he got caught cheating, or he's a heroin addict! Any other explanation I can't figure!

Another orchestra joke; The conductor and composer Benjamin Britten was chastising a female cellist...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Let me do that for you!

Exactly what a ghost would say...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Would that raise or lower the price???

Another round of offense

phxbillcee comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Damn, as if I need more proof I'm getting old! #1, no clue. #2, funny as hell!, #3, he's just so fuggin' ugly, #4, again, clueless, #5, been there, #6, wouldn't be the first time!

How did that happen?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 26, 2018:

LMAO!!