In my day.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Can he be summoned with just a tweet, now? Well, we know the cheeto that can!

Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du, yeah Mmmbop, ba duba ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Leave my boops alone!

Sounds about right ... ;-)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Oooh, look, there's some for all of us!

Old Mac Donald.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Isn't that the way it goes???

Just (L) the consistency (eye roll)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

But, remember, Hey-Zeus was god, so he wasn't really a man. & he sacrificed himself to himself, so that absolves this from all inconsistencies! Right??!!??

Yes, she went there

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

& not really nice ones, at that!

...life, purpose, and beauty.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

& I will say, "Amen" to that!

Can you dig it...?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

& it's as outdated as his outfit!

Bubble logic

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

So, creating mankind, & everything else was just him playing with himself??? ewww!

Makes perfect sense to me!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Support Evolution, drink Beer!

I’m a closet cardiologist.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Oh, bull! I'm looking at her tits!

He was right

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Finger on the pulse, as usual!

Shit’s about to get real...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Nice tie-in on that!

Ok seriously can't keep my eyes open any er so I'll knock this out tomorrow. Night all

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I'll help a bit! You'll get it tomorrow!

Sold this painting of this sculpture

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Excellent!

P!nk - Glitter In The Air [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

She just keeps exceeding my expectations!... P!NK "Wicked Game" (Chris Isaak cover)... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZJHa8hjhqo

Thankfully not here!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Yep, we have a weird but safe space here!

Flatulence.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

The tRump inner circle!

WTF Canada?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Been locked up that long, even the bulls ain't safe!

Camel mating season is far less majestic....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Ken Ham would love you!!!

Concern trolling...bunny style.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I can understand, it's tired of being "hare" of the dog!

More cutting edge meming....also Donald Trump is poopy and I hate him.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

So creepy, but you do sorta wonder. That's how loathsome 45 is!

She deserves a National Holiday....or at least a parade!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I'd do the same damn thing, & whatever I couldn't drink I'd share with the others in line. Be damned if I'd just hand it over to TSA!!

15% miracle.....100% horse shit!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Well-ll-ll,...

Trump and Iran, what's the deal? [patreon.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I do think tRump would love to be a war President. It would inflate his already sizable ego &, in his mind at least, put him on par with any other President. You are right that he's not that smart, that's becoming more obvious every day!

I'm not getting anywhere, I haven't got one ammosexual to give up one single bullet.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

We keep pushing. We support the kids & their movement. We refuse to vote for politicians with idiot views on gun control or that are in the pocket of the NRA. We understand that this has been here for some time & may take some time to fix. We keep on keepin' on!

Kinda freaky! :)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Great pic!

Fatulence

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

How did you get your kids to pose in that first one?

Hello all.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Atheist Vet present & accounted for! I remember getting my dog-tags & the look I got when for religion I chose NP (No Preference), don't remember "You've got to be kidding" being a choice!

Get it right

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Yes, you can clearly hear when I'm lolly gagging, however, when I dilly dally I tend to do so silently!

THE Answer Wheel

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I knew it! The game is rigged!!!

True story

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I guess better than a mourning dove!

Omg that's funny

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

The power of guilt compels you! The power of B.S. compels you! The power of rationality repels you!

I don't know what do you want

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

How can you say that!!!...

Something to think about when shopping for appliances

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Depends on how small you chop them up!

If only

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

& their religion only guides them when convenient anyway!

My cats have never entered the carrier willingly, red carpet or not.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I've found that I have to put the carrier on end, open side up, & put them in rear legs first, all the while staring in their beady little eyes to distract them!!! I'm usually successful & usually unscathed!

Bonnie Raitt - Angel From Montgomery [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Just a beautiful Prine song done beautifully! I've always lus...er, loved Bonnie! Good post!

Today were my 2 Dr's appts.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Steps in the right direction! Keep on keepin' on, gurl!

Coffee

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Betcha can't drink just one!

Too soon?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

& they supposedly train these flying "servers"!

Shhh never tell

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

He came as a ghost, ok?

Coffee memes are never old....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

The only reason he's a Catholic instead of a Mormon!

Opossum memes

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Plus my pouch be filled with Ketamine & I think I see a police dog over there!

Now this is what I call a room with a view!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

They were right, shit does roll downhill!

New ways to McHarden your McArteries...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Still waiting on the McGizzard!

A couple more Oilmemes....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

2nd cracked me up, 3rd I thought, "I have oil, (I just won't tell her it's in my pores)"

So sad but true.. :(

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

The public, the Congress, the Supreme Court & the Prez!

Conspiracy theorists beware....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

He better hope her name is not Lorena!

It takes a very steady hand....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

That photo made the meme-world quickly! Kudos!

OilMemes are my new favorite passtime...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Always timely in Amerika! tRump had stated a few years ago that if we did invade Iraq that we should at least take the oil to pay for expenses. & you just know he would love to be known as a "war" president. So, folks, pick our next target!

Mmn....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Mommy, can we have "Body & Blood" for dessert?

Feminists Demand Paris Sex Doll Brothel Be Shut For Fueling Rape Fantasies | HuffPost

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Tho for some that may be how they are used, is it not better ro have these "fantasies" acted out this way? & the very idea of any government legislating what consenting adults do is ludicrous! Sex laws, drug laws, literary laws, etc., tho it is sad that some may feel they have to find "solace" with either a doll or a sex worker rather than a genuine relationship the government should have no say if no one is harmed & all are adults, or not even alive!

The Vaughan Brothers - Brotherly Love [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Excellent! But, I'm gonna throw this at you just because of your "Billy Ray" nasty earlier & elsewhere!... Motherly Love... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rfWklx6o94

Zombie-Jesus

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I really wish you would have! Would have avoided a world of shit!

Morning people...am I right?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Friend sounds like he goes to bed at 8 o'clock & doses with Ambien!& probably has no imagination!

I often wonder this: [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Wonder about it all the time!

Speaking of penis humor...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Is the guy evacuating or sexually assaulting that ladder?

All in your head.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Yes, yes it is!

Hmmph.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Mmmm, seems familiar somehow.

Next!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Or, May 1, when we're all workers! ...

What did one tampon say to the other? Nog. They were both stuck up bitches.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

On the other hand,..."Bloody hell!"

The speculation will one day end....FSM help us all!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Of course, we already have a picture...

Okay, this is bad! lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I think his Mom needs to be concerned, on a number of levels!

Cats

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

"Stranger in a Strange Land" anyone!!!

Get him Valhalla Cats....first day of Spring my ass!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Of course, the little demons would have done that no matter what!

We're all individuals...well, I'm not.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

This way Eric can blame it on his "upbringing"!

Now he knows how the dog feels....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I don't think Brian was "scratching" himself!

I liked it better in French....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Pepe is on the prowl again!

CW: This penis looks like a Cheeto.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Well, then, he needs this...

Magical caffeinated unicorns .... Get shit done!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

6. If the twitches get too bad add bourbon & have more coffee...

Gentrification all over....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Ah, she was right the first time!!!

For fans of Margo on the show "the Magicians" and GoT's Drogo.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Here's something to go along with your first meme...(tho, in a way, emphatically says the 2nd also!)... Kill Bill Vol. 2 - Beatrix vs Elle fight scene FULL VERSION - HD... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTzpScvZiWo

Good morning, heathens!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Is that a bulge in your leopard-skin or are you just happy to see me?!?

Stealing

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

When you have a grift that works, stick with it!

Recognizing

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

5. All those other heretics will burn eternally, but my group will dance the polka with god forever!

Hello??

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Please deposit another 10 shekels for another 5 minutes, please!

I don't know who they are talking about.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

If that was the case, I think the whole household would feel the same way!

How can I miss you when you won't go away? [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

& then he can go this way... Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks I Scare Myself Original Recordings... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0h6FBbw8jY

How can I miss you when you won't go away? [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

This group has always been so much fun!

Souvenirs [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

You're the Girl I Love is such a great love song!

Souvenirs [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Nice stuff!

The lengths some people will go to not admit the real problem

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Theme song of Congress, "Bought by the NRA, I was bought by the NRA..."

Life cycle of the cicada

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

You just can't go wrong with "Pearls..." material!

It's the real g

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I can still make a pipe out of it!

And my favorite meme

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Always thought that "Sermon on the Mount" thing was a bit pussified!

"Hi, I'm a scientist!" -licks rock.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I see you keep things clean!

Gunning for the Truly Tasteless Trophy. (If it's not a g,it should be)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

They almost moved me!

Joan Armatrading, Joan Armatrading... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Joan Armatrading - Walk Under Ladders /LP 1981 A&M . Album... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfvqZUfcpqI

Well it's happened again, Maryland high school, fortunately no fatalities this time(gunman don't ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I don't believe we are laughing much.

A river in Egypt....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

My little Normy Bates would never do that!

I didn't have the guts to ask him before....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

...said Paul Ryan!

Know the signs....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I only check in about every other day.

How to keep your relationship fresh....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Ooooh, that'll set the mood!

All I know is that Soylent Green is people.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Funny from top to bottom!

You say tomatoes....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Like clockwork!

Anaconda want gluten.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Well, you weren't hung, there's that!

....this was supposed to be a dating site, right?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Well, sorta, if you completely trans from guy to gal you'll be constantly searching!

Here are some excellent ideas. None of them have anything to do with more guns. [npr.org]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I believe this approach ALSO needs to be taken, but some form of gun & mod control has to be implemented too.

Beginning in 2003, the National Rifle Association persuaded Congress to impose restrictions on how ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

But, the NRA is really all about gun safety! They say so themselves!