Reality

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Or, bog playing with those old vibrating field football games & rigging them for the team that prayed most, or something!

Lucky me

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

In so many ways!

Well.. At least the Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Non-Believers, etc. know better.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

If a million people hallucinate, that makes it real, right?

This is what we've become. MAGA

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I'm thankful there's no yellow or brown in our flag!

MAGA

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

If I thought that using those wipes would get rid of our Cheeto, (or even Larry the Cableguy, for that matter), I'd by a gross!

You matter

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Einstein would be so proud!

Seems legit

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Also, need those wavy "odor" lines they use in cartoons!

Nude selfie...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

You're ravishing!

No. Just no.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I have to agree with the last guy!

Save me a good seat.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Yep, the kind you can't get out of!

It's Hot

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Spoilsport!

Bitter Vegetable

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Nope, that vegetable just doesn't like you! & he's just a sprout!

How does this work?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

If ya' repeat, ya' repeat. It surely won't be the first time, so no sweat! Post away!!!

Who's with me!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

As she mistakes the throttle for the brake & goes right through the shop window!

How more accurate can this be... but to get theists to admit to that... never happen.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

At least the stained glass is nice!

Iowa granting gun permits to the Blind!!! [usatoday.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Unbelievable!

Jewish guilt.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Oh, would that he had!

Healers

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I think you just answered the question!

Get over it!! :-)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I know the feeling, that achey breakey feeling!

Musicians joke.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Somebody's gonna get in trouble!!!

A storm has arrived and flood waters are rising.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Bog helps those who help themselves, or aren't idiots!

Ow..ow..ow..OUCH!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I just knew it was a conspiracy!

Atheist Debates - The Good Book and the Worth of Women - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I posted this earlier today!!!

So what do you do with 3ft of snow and 146mph wind. If you can't answer that don't go to Tahoe

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Hunker down inside with many Irish coffees!

Explore

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

It would open up a "galaxy" of possibilities!

Single

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Yeah, it's not always like riding a bike!

United Atheist Church

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I'd even tithe! LOL

Pray.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I woulda stopped, but this just came out today!!! ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnPJIajt4GM=push-u-sub=tGdhcA2vaYi1Tw4q-6

Pray.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

One Last One...

Pray.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Buress...

Pray.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Jeselnik...

Pray.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Wish in one hand...

Damn. Looks someone finally did it. She actually laughed her ass off.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Dang, baby has to have at least some back!

A cop pulled me over and said "have you been smoking pot?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

& you laughed all the way to the cop-shop!!!

nra and their business.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

No surprise. It's been a fact of life in the USA for decades.

This is apt.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Can't have one without the other. That is why I fear & mourn for my country.

Mental illness and gun laws -- what you may no know about the complexities

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Very good article, tho all of these points have been addressed before. Mental illness, per se, has been used as a red herring in the gun control & violence issue in this country. We definitely need to do more on all health issues, especially mental health that still has an unfortunate stigma attached, but that is a tangential issue to gun violence. One can say, & to a large part, in a colloquial way, I agree, that one who commits these types of crimes has to have "something wrong with them". The bottom line has to be to at least limit the potential damage by one who is themselves "damaged". Screening, as stated in the article, is insufficient to accomplish that. Restricting, limiting or banning the availability of **anyone** to assault type weapons, bump-stocks, large magazines, or "armor-pierceing" or similar ammo is the only sure method of reducing this type of carnage. Period! Anything else is a half-measure & doomed to failure!

How do you rate Trump's performance?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Well, I think he gets "A's" for all the points you have listed!!!

I posted this in "Eclectic Jams", but it is a great musical meme!... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

And a bit more inspirational... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4HXNESjlJ4

Plastic People... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

The King of Satiric Memes!

The Odds Are Fifty-Fifty... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

See the Apostrophe post for more Zappa (or, Eclectic Jams group!)

Am I the only that thinks @Duke and @phxbillcee are in a competition? Too much of a good thing??

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Not at all. Duke did his thing. YOU did your thing. Now I'm contributing! You can view every other one!!!

Cool, Daddio...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

And for the younger generation...

Surely

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Loved It!!!

Possessive...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Plus, as an extra added bonus... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXP_pr7np-o

Ex-Christian

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Total paradigm shift!

Venomous

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

I just know you're not talkin' 'bout our "meme ladies"!!!

Starbucks

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Truth in advertising!

But...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Hit me, beat me, call me dirty names!

Shaved

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

ROTFLMAO!

Rock that shit!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

& D.C. has given us over 400!

The problem with weed

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

I don't get your point?!?

What marketing genius came up with this?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Spunk, spunk, is good for your...

Meme problem

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Problem? We don got no stinkin' problem!

Friends with benefits

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

You're gonna complain??!!??

I'm terrible with names but, I'd remember this one.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

She used to dance at one of the local clubs!

Hurricanes

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

& during earthquakes, we switch hands!!!

Hey, guys, I need your input.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Well, you do have "Anything" in the description. If you tried to list everything you would still be going this time tomorrow! Change your avatar as often as you like, keep us on our toes!

How do you milk sheep?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Ain't that the truth!

Sound advice

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Not a problem!

Doctor

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Mine is ...

Unsolicited

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

I'll take the flak, I loved Mary Poppins!

Dentist

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Say, aah!

Cursing

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

& you're fucking wrong! I got the best words!

Really Cosmo?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Hell, "Look at him"!

Cobblestone

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Or...

Cobblestone

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Bike every mountain!

Brilliant

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Quality, Duke, not quantity!!!

Sale!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

I hope it don't take more than the set!

Cabbie...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

There's a little brown spot on his shorts today...

Fool me once...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Ah, but,...

Not big enough man boobs....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Especially the headless part!

Hiss...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Steven Tyler!

I'm going with the humans are garbage theory on this one....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

I wish I didn't have to agree with you on this...

In case of Zombies....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Or an active shooter! Yeah, we got a plan!

Unicorn

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Sure as hell ain't my fault!!!

Winning...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Wait 'til the fool gets a number of elbows & knees planted there!

I don't judge....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

You, maybe, Dad, absolutely not!

So real....the struggle....so so real.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

I bent my spoon so I could lay it down flat!

Yeah Brad, where's my donuts?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

There was a time I'd smoke either!!!

Zombie fakes an injury....FEIGNS!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Zombie judgment: Shames!

How I ended up reading a Wikipedia article on the history of Ska at 3 am....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Anything to drive out that insipid theme song from an insipid show!

It truly made him a far more sympathetic Sith Lord.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Yeah, but HR won't be pleased!

Results may vary...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Have to be cautious, tho, some women are into metal!

The talk....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Love it! I find I support the organization even more now!!

Karmadillo....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Perfect response!

Cute

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

The feeling is mutual!

Works every time.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Me: I got your Scooby Snack right here! (LOL)

The cure for sleep apnea.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Harsh, but effective!

Being spiritual

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Or,...

So, pretty much not gonna happen.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

My love life in a meme!

Btw, is anyone looking for a new pet?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

That would be a great scam!

Could be both....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

That would be my guess!

...one stop shopping.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Or, Divorce, Bankruptcy, Liquor!

Is this like lipstick or something?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

& if you're a member of The Village People, especially the "cowboy" this would be Chapstick!

Be Brave!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

To love without condoms is to risk....

Words of wisdom...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

@BeeHappy is going philosophical on us this morning!

Yes indeedy!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

I know all the best words!!!!

Brenda, what did you do?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

& probably shag carpet at that!

Opportunity

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Natural wood is always the way to go!