Herbie Hancock, "Chameleon"... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Yeah, the full album!!! You can thank me later!

Herbie Hancock, "Chameleon"... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppJQKfqhFfE

Will never look at celery the same way again..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Is that what they mean by "celer-ied" employee?

This is so well put

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2018:

I've long thought that there was something inherently human missing from that man. "A barren husk" sums it up pretty well!

Getting closer!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Possibly, maybe, if I have time, if there are not too many memes posted...

Punny.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Sounds fishy to me.

My apologies if any of these are reposts.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2018:

All great, thanks freep!

Living in the south be like....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Doesn't that fool know you need corn fritters on the side to bring the taste out?!?

National Lampoon's take on the Desiderata... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2018:

& from the same, "Genius is Pain", John Lennon parody... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSnjRaGoYyI

National Lampoon's take on the Desiderata... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Another from National Lampoon's "Radio Dinner", "Pull the Trigger" (Joan Baez parody)... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NafrFdBXfrk

I don't know why..... but I will.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Can I pick where??!!??

This is so well put

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2018:

When you're right you're right!

Watch: Starling murmuration at Minsmere - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2018:

You see the same thing with schools of fish. Fascinating & beautiful!

Well this is certainly different! [vimeo.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2018:

That was so good on so many levels! Thanks for sharing!!!

(just sing along for a moment)... where have all the Noses gone?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Let's compromise & say nosegays!

Little Johnny lived next door to little Susie and every time Johnny would get a new toy Susie would ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Ain't that the truth!

The real reason I'm awake right now.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2018:

I think that happens when any couple sleep together!

I would also like to thank all of the people who have brought all of the new information to this ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Tell it, brother!

My mom has cancer.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Optimism, Hope, Humor

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Never lie to your wife, it will come back to haunt you!

Challenge : accepted

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Except that the bottom picture almost looks like an ultra-realistic sex doll!

I should start coming down any minute, right? Talk me through this memers. I can't trip alone...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

I can tell you're trippin', those are swallows!

Can we start a thread of space and astronomy memes?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iab9YKocUcw

I thought that was a lime lifesaver.. then thought.. well never mind..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Boggles the mind!

Will never look at celery the same way again..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Get it while it's fresh!

Going to hell has never been funnier!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Of course, the first one is the only one that actually looks like he could be a member of the Village People!

The watch that says 'bad motherfucker...'

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

In four languages & 12 time zones!

For your consideration....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Hah!!

Well I've just found these and I thought y'all might like them.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Absolutely hilarious!

"Yes Kids, Your Dad Died Because Putin Insulted Hillary on Facebook." [patreon.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

A funny & interesting article all at once. I'll have to check out some of the links I haven't already seen! Thanks!

Little Johnny's parents took him to the zoo and his dad went to get some popcorn, Johnny and his mom...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

That is one secure man!

Yeah!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Well,...yeah

The story of my life.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

No, they just think you're a statue!

We've all been there, right? Right? Also, you're.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Eric, I don't think it's really all that common!

Peter Gabriel (ft. Kate Bush), "Don't Give Up"... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Maybe this should be our theme song???

Some Texans didn't pay attention

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

I get all but the next to last? (& it might depend on the vampire, I've seen "True Blood"!!!)

More cat humor...also a bit of bondage, if you're into that.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

If she thinks that will stop the cat from scratching, is she in for a surprise!

How light is light enough..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Couldn't have said it better myself!

Lol

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Oh, snap! Good response!

[youtu.be] So good..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Great song & great video! I'm not usually "ga-ga" over a lot of new artists, having been raised on some of the best, but The Weeknd caught my attention & he's got a number of good songs!

Q: Do you know how to differentiate between an oral and rectal thermometer?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

As the nurse was coming off shift she notices a rectal thermometer in her pocket. "Damn", she says, "Some asshole has my pen!"

A Meme from before Memes.... I have done this - granted it was an unmarked door.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Once, shame on the door, twice or more, you surely are "gifted".

For the Originalists out there, the Second Amendment was about protecting slavery.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

As much as I love my country it is imperative that we know its history, its sins as well as its accomplishments, for only in doing so can we achieve here what many of us have really meant by "The American Dream".

Ummm...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Yeah, drive up in that & you'll win the heart of any woman!!!

Oh good...... At least I don't have to worry about Lyme disease.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Also, is the doctor showing how big his penis is, or the patient's?

I'm with Jesus on this one.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

If only, as a matter of fact if anything like that was actually found in the bibble it might lend it some credence, as it is,...

Decisions, decisions....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Let me know the next time your goin' fishin'!!!

Jesus feeding the 5000 today

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

& a little kid in the back yells, "I want Micky D's!"

Not the best shirt to wear in prison.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Just needs to add "to get" in the middle!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

I'd rather read & attempt to ignore the cats!

A Meme from before Memes.... I have done this - granted it was an unmarked door.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Isn't that "special"!

Do you have porn saved on your computer?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

I have a few pictures of women I find particularly attractive, not necessarily unclothed, but no real porn. I just visit the websites when the mood strikes me, I don't really have many favorites, tho I do have preferred categories.

It's closed, guys. It's closed

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Sure don't want them changing while you're working in the private area! ("Didn't that used to be an "innie"??!!??")

A newlywed couple walk into a top hotel . The receptionist asks ' Do you have reservations ?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

A classic!

This one hurt for a minute..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Definitely takes a minute to get that in "perspective".

GOP Congresswoman Claims Many Mass Shooters 'End Up Being Democrats' The Republicans get crazier by...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Let's make sure we arm the poll-watchers & have them be on the lookout for any Democrats!

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

A tootsie roll!

A giraffe walks into a bar and says, “High balls are on me!”

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

(wince)...as I don't look where I'm walking.

Only if you're out of vodka...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Even if not frozen it can be satisfying!

Just asking questions...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Good guy with a gun... https://www.facebook.com/roguekite/videos/1339028342799498/

New Job for the College Graduate A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Oldie, but a goodie, & oh so true! (Except for those of us that attended on GI Bill, we, of course, have been trained to handle everything!!!)

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Well, I can pee soup. Admittedly the broth is a bit salty & the taste leaves something to be desired, but, still...

New Politics - Tonight You're Perfect [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

I think I want my vehicle to break down in Iceland!

This one hurt for a minute..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

"The Thing", either version!

Joss Stone: Karma [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Love her voice, so happy she didn't go into country! That is a blues/rock voice!

My "theme song" 311 - You Wouldn't Believe [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Really like these guys musically.

Does this look familiar?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

It's also how the right operates, & plans their election strategies.

Banners - I wanna be somebody [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

You are, Duke, you are!

When they are still serving breakfast at 11 am.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Wouldn't doubt that "McShit" is a new offering!

Venus Returns...g:8 [space.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

For all you astronomy buffs!

When they are still serving breakfast at 11 am.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

"IT!!"

The most important meal of the day...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Amen!

I'm giving up drinking....after tonight.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Won't last forever! Someday soon that friend will get a little older & then go "I never used to get hangovers" or "I used to be able to go all weekend"

Well, will be leaving for the Harris/Dillahunty talk soon, on the news was a report that Lawrence ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

It was still a good evening. Sam & Matt addressed the Krauss issue right away, as it was obviously the "elephant in the room". They seemed a bit uncomfortable at first, explaining how everyone got together in how to arrange this. Harris was obviously not enamored of the original BuzzFeed piece but stressed support for victims. They then segued to #MeToo & then ultra-Pc found on many college campuses. Things then went in a more expected direction on a number of subjects & I found it an engaging & interesting conversation. The usual Q&A followed, but unfortunately, I wasn't able to get to the mike before time was called to ask my "Free Will" query to both of them, as there has been, if not disagreement, but differences in their stances. Maybe another time, as I would surely attend again, hopefully without the distractions this one had. I will add one more thing, I've almost always enjoyed & been edified listening to either of these two speak, whether podcasts or YT videos, but tho Harris is very articulate & erudite, Dillahunty seems to have a much more "ready" sense of humor & seems to relate better to the crowd. No judgment here, just an observation.

Tasteless!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

& what have you got against our trans-candy bretheren???

Milestones

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Keep that up & she'll be asking for fries!

I bought a hair donut today. I like them because they make your buns fat!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

I find it's the creme donuts that make my buns fat!

Fascinating article on what the AR 15 does to the human body.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

I was aware of some of that, but to hear it in detail from a trauma room doctor really hits home. There is no excuse, enough is enough!

Hi, I'm Daniele.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

We (or at least the doctors) are still learning, both about the disorders themselves & what are the most effective ways to treat them. I'm glad you found a doctor you trust, that is so important, one that will actually listen to you & pay attention to how medications are affecting you. Best of luck, & welcome!

All my tornado friends eventually leave me. Except the one I thought was a vampire.... he was not.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

I really liked this! Thanks!

As the nuns approached the corner, they spotted a familiar shadow ahead.. no pun intended.. ;)

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

& Father, what I wan't to know, how did the nunnies know what that was???

Hairy palms.. just a guess.. all I can say is... eeewww

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

I tol y'all Bigfoot wer reel!

Well said.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

You mean common sense?!? Too bad it's not all that common!

What is your favorite TV show theme song?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Still like the variations on the "Law & Order"'s.

Grateful Dead, "China Cat Sunflower/I Know You Rider"... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

This is why they were so great live!!!

13 Year Old Boy Buys Gun With No Problem Getting It.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

No other way to say this,...UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!!

You know, it's a shame we can't change that green header to say "you're a memer!"

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Memer, memer, memer

The worst place to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Yeah, or you need the Heimlich!

The other day my wife asked me, "Why do you go out on the balcony, when I start singing?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

CYA!

I'm done adulting for today.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I won't grow up!

Sexy wink...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

On a date with Bill Cosby!

Do you know anyone on this list?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Only 12!

Here's a favorite!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

& I wish his minions would keep their nose out of my business!

Parenthood is like...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Yep, broke & deranged!

She wants the (Mc)D...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Think it's actually custard!

Job Vacancy..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

It was filled before the ambulance got you to the hospital!

Arthur Brown, "Fire"... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Make-up well precedes Alice Cooper or Kiss! & the keyboardist, Vincent Crane, went on to form Atomic Rooster.

Dr. John, "I Walk on Gilded Splinters"... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

This was such an eerie song when it came out. Hell, still kinda spooky!

Nuther lightbulb joke. Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Fish.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

No, no, a melting clock!

Prehistoric Producer What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

You wounded me with that one!