@Brbaldwin: your quail meme made me think of this one.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

But, but,...there's really no meat to speak of there!

Save this meme for future use. I guarantee you'll need it one day.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Eric, are you sure you don't know that woman?

Another drug warning.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

It's not just the amount, or the forgetting, it's the eating of "Hot Pockets"!

Pick it up

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Pick it up or I'm playin' kick the can!

One day, someone is going to kick me off the internet..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Now you knew you'd get nothing back! "Text will not be answered"!

If it's cat memes that you desire.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

All just excellent! I have between 6 & 9 cats, depending on how many of the outdoor "saves" are hanging out. Have had a cat in the house, & usually a dog, since I was a baby. & I still think these are funny as hell! If you haven't already, send these over to the "Feline" group. Most of them will appreciate it!

It's an honest mistake.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Should be L'il Brain!

As Bon Jovi says.. better slippery when wet.. or something like that.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

At my age not much use for it in the car, can't see many "mature" women hopping in my backseat! (Tho, it is roomy, '91 Mercury Grand Prix!)

Hi I'm Kim and I know only too well the joys of Dysthymia with a side order of Hypervigilance and ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Hang tough, Kim. Here's hoping things work out on the job end, it sounds like you have your personal/emotional life in hand, so congrats on that!

Bad dog!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

So, that would be a shit-knot? (or a slippery-knot)

More about cats...cuz we don't have enough cat posts.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Make sure to send this over to the "feline" group!

This is classic but I can think of another dumbass who would do the same thing..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Yeah, but he'd claim to see something, something hu-u-u-uge!

Cousins always think they're so cool...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Not me! In a van, down by the river!

Drugs are bad mkay?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

This is your brain on empty wishful thinking!

Yeah, I know what it's called, still amazing - Leonard Cohen... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

This version has over 107,000,000 views!!!

Too many examples around me! Hahaha

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

That just ain't right! Tho I don't have, or at least am not diagnosed OCD, it still bugs me. I guess I am a bit "anal", my books & CD's are in alphabetical order, but that way I can find them! It's not like I HAVE to! (Yes, I do!)

Oh The Intergalactic Laxative Will Get You From Here To There...g:8 [space.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iab9YKocUcw

Oh, The Intergalactic Laxative Will Get You From Here To There...g:8 [space.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iab9YKocUcw

So far I've only done 1,5 and 7 but it's only February.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Keep 'em guessing! It keeps them off balance & then they can't attack!

Feeling very welcome to be a part of this group.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Of course, don't beat yourself up! That's what we're here for!

If this is too much, I'll remove it. I cracked up though..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

I got the self-cleaning model! It cost a little more, but it's worth it!

...little shit....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Not AGAIN, granpa!

You can't fix stupid...or flip it upside down.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Facepalm!

[youtu.be] Lana Del Rey

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Lana is smokin' hot, too! & such a great smoky voice!

[youtu.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Yes, yes she is!

A cat wrote this

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

It would work, it's in their union contracts that they all get Rolex's before their "posted" with a human!

parypal

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

P.S. Did you notice your heading? "parypal"?

[youtu.be] Bill Callahan (Smog)

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Another good one!

[youtu.be] Strfkr

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Good song, good video! Thanks!

I know I've posted this before on this site, but not in this group, so.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Another of the women I've had a severe "crush" for! That voice just gives me goosebumps! (&...)

parypal

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

I love it, praypal!

Another groaner.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Don't flounder getting to your answer!

Oh yeah. This may be the best one.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Prove it!

In honor of our friends over in the nihilist group.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Oh, what's the use, I'm gonna laugh anyway!

I use Facebook for the wrong reasons, I think.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Good eatin'! (Well, I AM an atheist!)

Sounds like a joke my dad would make.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Don't know why, but that one "Buoyed" me up!

Technically Correct A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

The "Techies" are gonna get you now! (I hear they're even meaner than "Trekkies!)

Ever have one of those days?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

All I can say is,...Sure!

Our new avatar.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Well, Eric, as you have shown many times here, you are a dog!

I can't be the only person who sees things this way.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Where are the slots so that the gun lobby money can be inserted?

This is how UK handle things.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Australia also took the bull by the horns & did something. It CAN be done!

Just saying...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

That's a comparison the pro-gun folks would hate, they would say its a false conflation. But, they also say that since there are so many auto & semi-auto weapons that we shouldn't even try at control or removal. So, that tells you something right there!

These are old but gold.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

You da' baby!

Revenge is a dish best freebased...that'll show her!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Yeah, that'll show her!

Great advice from Mark Hannah!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

At least!

Snopes does it again!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Was that the "Snopes Monkey Trial"???

Yeah....fuck this baby.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Coulda hoped for a better photo-shop there! LOL

Good morning memers.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Yeah, that'll get you all sorts of responses for dating on this site! Talk about shooting yourself in the...foot!

These Scholastic books are tackling a lot more pertinent issue than when I was a kid.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Ouch!?!

Anhedonia is a serious issue in this country.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

It's not a deal-breaker for me! Would I rather "bareback"? Hell, yes! But that tends to come with a long-term relationship these days (with good reason). Hell, I'll settle for a raincoat!

Finally found one for this group!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

groooan...LOL

[youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-EF60neguk

During the SOTU address, Trump made a big deal out of pointing to the "In God We Trust" engraving on...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

That was & should be our national motto. So, it should also be back on the money & "under god" should come out of the Pledge!

Have any of you ever taken a cruise ship to another country? Did you need to have a passport?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Well, I didn't, but then I was in the Navy at the time, so is a cruiser considered a cruise ship?

Are you getting any?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Dang, what an overall depressing thread! I know this is a new site, but I wish we could all "click" soon, or at least a lot more.

Are you getting any?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Unless being with myself is considered a "relationship"?!?

Inspirational AF

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

& sometimes a lot harder, too!

Just throwing it out there...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

-or- I'd love you to do me! -or- I done you so you'd love me & let me do you.

These are mean and I feel kind of bad for posting them buuut they made me laugh so....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Anyone that laughs at these is an absolute bird-brain!

This explains it.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Well, I DID know I was a vagitarian!

How about a non-hysterical discussion about guns in the US?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQcaYYHqrUY

So sexy...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

LOLOLOL!!!

I'm conflicted.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

That is great!!! (BTW, is that for real?)

I got this look a lot..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

ROTFLMAO

About sums it up...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

I guess about where I'd draw the lines, too!

Chaka Khan & Rufus... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

I had such a ...crush on her at the time!!!

Sly & The Family Stone... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

The best soul/rock crossover band of the time, then Sly went & snorted Peru, Columbia & Venezuela combined! What a damn shame!

Wonder if this works... anyone tried it yet?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

This came up in another post on this site before & there was an argument over whether it was real or a spoof. I can actually see it going either way, or if it was a spoof, that certain fundies would jump on the idea!

Well, duh.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

My excuse is that I like to be able to breathe & be warm!!!

Better than viagra!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

It's working!

Truth

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Yeah, a screaming infant sorta chills the mood

Kudos to Disney for bravely expanding their Star Wars merchandising into the Adult Sex Toy market! ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

You wonder if this is the same as some of the animators sneaking things into the movies.

[youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

How about... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojnDaqaEg3E

[youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Simply a classic, as was the man!

The first rule of Banana Fight Club ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Eric, we warned you about that first rule! Now you better watch your step (literally!)!

Science Is Wrong...g:8 [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

This is hilarious!

I was having dinner with my boss and his wife said, ‘How many potatoes would you like, Rob?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

You were having dinner with your EX-boss & his wife!

My last job interview. ;)

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Ah, so those are the skills you were talking about! So can you use that...???

The company you keep...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Good one!

Too arcane? It made me laugh.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

It may be for me, if there's a reference I didn't get it, not that that proves anything!

Ha! Millennial! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

wish I could write cursive in the response here!!

Solid advice.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Ain't that the truth! Always keep 'em guessing!

These are probably closer to the truth than I care to admit.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

I dunno. Crazy lizard lady doesn't have the same ring to it!

It's worth a try...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

LMAO!

My daughter decided last year that I needed a kitten.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Sorry, doesn't look a thing like Groot! LOL

How about a non-hysterical discussion about guns in the US?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

#NeverAgain Students on The Opposition... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVoe5SH_K8k=push-u-sub=2kkhQ7KB2GdQJVT0-6

How about a non-hysterical discussion about guns in the US?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

You may have a partial solution to one of the issues. Just as important tho is understanding that most who favor some sort of gun control are not at all seeking the removal of every gun. Assault-type weapons, that should be an issue as they are not needed by civilians, neither for hunting or home protection. The same with oversize magazines or certain types of ammo. I am not a hunter but have known many throughout my life & they live with the restrictions placed on them for the weapons they can use to hunt with without a problem in most cases. What really impedes the rational debate on this issue are the fanatics on both sides. & one of those groups of fanatics is the NRA, NOT all the individual members, but the fools who run it & even oppose moving towards lead-free ammo for hunting to try & keep lead out of the food chain, especially in areas where endangered species are involved, such as the bald-eagle or California condor. Was that feeling free enough?

That school children are planning to boycott classes over gun control may be what the oligarchy is ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

A walkout is not the same as a boycott. & even if a boycott does come about it would be temporary. So, tho I get your point, I think you miss the point.

PLEASE READ Okay guys, lets take a moment and step back, and use better judgement on our posts.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Wait, your Billy Baldwin?!?

Defying Jesus

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Yep, omnibenevolent!

I wonder daily . . .

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Multiple choice...out of these four, which is the most unbelievable?

Trumpheads never heard of boats . . . Or planes . . . Or swiming.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Well even with the wall...ladders come to mind.

Like, the Most stable person....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

But, but, ...He knows the best words!!

And again :(

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Remember it's not guns that kill people...it's the people who buy guns that kill people!!

Why Trump loves Norway

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

They plant Trumps on Norwegian beaches?!? Oh, how I wish for high tide!

This one might get me some punches on the arm ;)

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Well, I'm an agnostic atheist, but I do know how some define agnostic, so,...

Tourists Three tourists were driving through Wales.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

!!!!

It's a new day!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Why does the panorama look so hazy???

Yessss!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Is it the same if one is speaking with oneself? (When I speak with me I touch myself!!!)

You may say I'm a dreamer...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Great meme! & great outlook!