Sweet dreams are made of cheese...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

There's a bathroom on the right!

I LOVE geometrics!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

You mean that's not just one big round piece???!!!???

I think Jesus may be juicing again...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Maybe the second coming should be called the Day of ('roid) Rage!

$255 Crunchwrap (Sorry, Vegans!)... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Eric! No comment??? You're slippin', pal!!!

Wise words...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Now that is a fuck-up!

I love camping, it's in tents.(I know I probably went too far with the last photo)

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Loved the first, I guess the second was punny, & the third...not gonna go there!

Decisions decisions.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Don't let the little things get in the way!

Not to brag but.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Congratulations! I surely know the..., what's the word??? Ah, yes, feeling!

Taco Tuesday anyone?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

I'd surely answer the taco bell more than the ice cream jingle!

Yea I have ereptile dysfunction.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Actually, that 1st lizard was running to party with the 2nd lizard & then had to go lie down for awhile!

I also appriciate this artist's work in parsley, sage , and rosemary.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Now, do that same "sign" in coke & see how fast it goes! (& how fast you go after!)

Ass, grass or tickets...nobody rides for free.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

You & I aren't going to be carpooling, are we?

I bet his parents raised him better that that!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Of course, I'd have a book or newspaper, I'm still OG in many ways.

2 creams 2 sugars please?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Nope, black, with about an eighth of a teaspoon of sugar in the first cup & then no sugar for the however many cups afterward, unless I'm also adding bourbon, then back to the 1/8 tsp! I'm a man who knows what he likes!

Good morning memers...Coffee and memes to start my day.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

anxious, but faster & feeling much better (need my morning coffee!)

Last seen on toast

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Why do I have the feeling that that reward will never be claimed?!?

What do you get when you mix and elephant and a rhino? Elefino.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

rhinephant? a very confused baby? a potentially difficult birth? a child that needs rhinoplasty & orthodontia? darwin throwing in the towel? crocoducks cousin?

Q: What do you get when you cross an atheist and a Jehovah's Witness?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

Oldie, but a goodie!

A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

Oh, that's good!

How we survived childhood is a total mystery.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

whaddaya mean?...whaddaya mean?... wha'...I have another headache!

Tuity fuckin fruity.. lol

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

That's just...odd...

A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

An older nurse comes out of a patient's room a bit flustered. She encounters her younger zaftig co-worker & tells her, "There's a man in room 3-b that has a tattoo on his penis. It says 'Swan'"! The younger nurse says, "This I've got to see!" She enters the room to give the patient a sponge-bath & a half hour later, somewhat disheveled, she comes out & says to the older nurse, "Well, you were right, he did have a tattoo on his penis. But, it didn't say 'Swan'. It said Saskatchewan!"

Another dump supporter making America proud.. not..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

I think I'd rather just burn that flag!

On this President's Day, I honor 44 of our 45 Presidents.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

John Adams & Thomas Jefferson (Drunk History)... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6Ove4_JsCM

Flip...g:8 [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

I've seen this before & think it is just amazing!

Flip...g:8 [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

I've seen this before & think it is just amazing!

When the umpteenth atheist tells me how Richard Dawkins invented the word "Meme" in his book "The ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

I may have to research but I think he may have popularized it, not coined it. & I swear I heard & read that he compared the word to gene, not "genie"! (Therefore, one syllable, long e)

Do not mess around on Lightsaber Night!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

Ok, so what did Todd do with his lightsaber???

Shh...this is a library ffs!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

Surprised nobody then turned around & told him to shut the fuck up!

Never play Chess with a believer...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

Also, their queen is a "virgin" but the bishops seem to always be at her place & the knights are too busy with their horses!

Any other writers in the group?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

NO, unfortunately, I'm one of those lame-o's that love reading, have aspired to be a writer & never actually did anything about it. Reading what actual writers say about their process, it's obvious I am not really a writer or I would have no choice. I guess it's that & a scatter-shot mind that doesn't manage to stay on one thing long enough.

On this President's Day, I honor 44 of our 45 Presidents.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

I honor a few, recognize, at least most of the rest, & revile a handful. This present "thing" is in the latter category, for sure!

Gross.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

A better question might be, "Where's the beef?"

That's right, kid!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

I don't know, little one. I think there's some in this group that like it that way!

Better late than never!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

Oh, just wicked!

Oily Josh

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

I'll take a deep-fried Josh, to go!

I would just DIE, if this happened to me..I mean, I would feel completely crucified..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

Love that "intro"!!

Not for sale!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

If I did buy it I'd want the lumber, too!

Here kitty, kitty.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

Or my family, but they're sorta the same thing.

For you gardeners out there.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

Of course, you know how you have to "water" them!

After having watched almost all sam harris videos on youtube I think I can invent a good drinking ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

I'd be so smashed & so broke!

Microsoft's newest version of the Clippy interface is quite the Existentialist.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

Clippy be goin' thru some changes!

You think your job sucks!...g:31 [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

Dang, Eric, you must have started watching that the second I put that up!

It would have been a wholly different movie.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

That is SO wrong! LOL A little kid, & holding a knife!

It's all about perspective... & position

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

Yeah, I thought it was a salami holder, too!

Basketball legend OJ Simpson??

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

And then there's this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdxMkQhq58g

True story! lol

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

EXTRA! EXTRA! Prince Stops Terrorism!

Ummm... ya... no.. not a good placement for candles.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

It's not just the positioning of the candles, it's the look on their...faces!

The church lady on SNL.. Saten?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

"We have a friend in...Satan!"

A clear double standard for vices.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

They may charge you extra if you get it on the maid!

civilization

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

How the West was Won!

Our little town is now dealing with some "separation of church and state" issues.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

Do you have FFRF or American Atheists working with you?

Is it just me, or does it seem like the more religious someone is, the more they seem to fear death?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

Yeah, you'd figure there would be celebrations at the funerals, big "going-away" parties. When they hear of someone with a terminal disease they should say, "Oh, you're so lucky!"

Yup. I'm going there.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

& what exactly does Santa mean by "wrestle"??!!??

Yup. I'm going there.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

I wouldn't doubt that is an actual line from South Park!

It would explain a lot...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

Then how would you explain 2000 to 2008, or disco!?!

Friends don't make friends BYOB.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

I'll drink to that!

Hi stranger...Donald Trump version. Even more disturbing, if that was possible. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

I think the cartoon is too flattering!

Food for thought....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

Love the chicken one!

Labra-doodling...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

I've fallen & I can't get pup!

Pet care....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

That sickening baby-voice isn't even appropriate for babies!

Hello Captain Obvious.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

While the first is undoubtedly true, on the second,...how do you define severe??

Who also wants a floor plan like this?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

Can't stop salivating!!

Bitches do in fact, be trippin.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

Three in a row!

See ya....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

Party Time, Excellent!

Three Dog Night, Fleetwood Mac, Beach Boys, Carpenter's, ok it started out good....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

LOL, but at least you only had to go as far as an elevator to hear that last!

Can't be done...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

This is the dawning of The Age of the Empty Nest, The Age of the Empty Nest, The Empty Nest...(bet you can tell what tune this is sung to!).

But...but...I am the night!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

Vlad as a baby.

Monday got me like...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

He needs to get motivated by the "abyss" guy!

Good Morning. Memers.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

I'm motivated, I guess...

I’m still hungry

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

They're not?!? My baker has been lying to me all these years. He called 'em crullers & I believed him!!!

When your crap post group is the most popular on agnostic.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

Well, it's always kinda important, it just seems more important when it's not there. & right now, I'm so horny even this bi-atch looks good!

Whatcha you gonna do?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

The original is just as ugly, in many ways! Christopher Hitchens wrote a scathing book on her & Penn & Teller on "Bullshit" did a just as unflattering episode about her. Not at all a saint, in my book!

When memes are life.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 19, 2018:

Where's Waldo???

Some light reading for you.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

I actually have a true life story very similar to the first novel. May relate it some time. It's funny NOW, not so much then!

Some light reading for you.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

Also, somewhat amusingly, the 3rd book is actually titled "Under Heaven's Bridge"!!! Yes, by those authors! & that cover!

Some light reading for you.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

On the last one, if the author is "Spanky" they would have been in the bathroom for a totally different reason!

Why didn't I think of this?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

Don't think the local police or the FBI would be too amused! Tho it is usually easier to get forgiveness rather than "permission" from your spouse, not so much with law enforcement!

Sunday service...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

OK, where did she have her dildo??? Or, where is she putting her drinks!!??!!

That is one twisted up nasty ass lobster..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

& chew up your furniture, to boot!

That'll learn 'em.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

Oh, snap! Good one!

Seems like a lot of work.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

Maybe a "Caligula" picture for the background. That sure don't look like no LXIX I've ever been involved with!

When you tryin' to make moves on a hottie in the comments.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

Why have such small goals, Eric??? LOL

Some of my faves from my collection

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

Some good ones! I'd just change the one to "get up off your knees", but they are all good ones!

I don't remember this from Sunday school.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

"Now say 'Uncle', I mean 'Father'"

This is in the parking lot at the VA in Yuma, AZ Just thought everyone should know.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

At least I go to the VA in Phoenix, & occasionally Tucson.

Oh, god,

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

Just funny as hell!

Don’t put it in there!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

Was not about to!

Is anyone here knowledgeable about prions?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

Good video, & thanks for the new channel!

I love Forest Whitaker eye!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

Bi-pol-orb!

All you ever wanted to know about macrophages in one easy poster (H)

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

Not fair to an old guy to have printing that small! Is there a link to that?

SuperMassive Black Holes...g:8 [livescience.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

Did anyone else catch the mistake in the penultimate paragraph?

SuperMassive Black Holes...g:8 [livescience.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

Anybody else catch the mistake in the penultimate paragraph?

When you get moderated on your own group. : g:31

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

Did BeeHappy slap your wrist? Or, maybe, spank you?

Problem solved.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

I want the best of both worlds!

Sex and stuff.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

LMAO! Tho the billboard needs the little finger out, too! (For a real "blast"!)

Murica.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

You know it's a good collection when it actually stings a bit!

Anyone else watching Friends for the billionth time, as well? lol

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

Honestly, I don't think I've ever seen a complete episode.

I'd marry the woman who was impressed by this...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

Seeing the sheer amount of stuff you have, Eric, I'm sure you've got the "biggest"!

Squirrel?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

& they call it "Groundhog Day"!