More bathroom humor. . . How low can I sink?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

That Scotty has a wicked sense of humor,...& timing!

It's sucking my will to live...what's left of it.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

Sometimes you gotta just back away!

totallygay

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

& I thought "gay balls" was an LBGT fancy dress party!

I feel your pain Mickey . . .

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

At least he doesn't try the Trump look!

Meow.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2018:

I doubt it 'cause it wouldn't be pictures of them. I don't think we're that interesting to them.

This one speaks for itself.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 17, 2018:

Read her lips!

Ok, memers, @BeeHappy has volunteered to be our moderator.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 17, 2018:

& I notice that Admin is one of the group, so watch out! LOL

Ok, memers, @BeeHappy has volunteered to be our moderator.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 17, 2018:

BeeHappy, my how you've changed! Is that what power does to you?

Animal Testing

phxbillcee comments on Feb 17, 2018:

At least they don't make condoms!

I was looking at attending one of his events and was amazed on how popular he is.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 17, 2018:

I'm attending the Phoenix event 2/23, & am really looking forward to it. Will post on it afterward.

Damnit Jesus.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 17, 2018:

That first one was one of the worst restoration fails ever!

This is why I'm so confused by family reunion photos.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 17, 2018:

Who has normal friends?

Bwaaaahahahaha!!!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 17, 2018:

Priceless!

Damn dogs and their Nihilism!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 17, 2018:

At least let me go out with an OD!

I know what some lucky girl and I are doing the next time I have a date! 7!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 17, 2018:

#5 & then #6, or maybe vice versa!

So many Creation of Adam memes out there but this one hit me right heart.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 17, 2018:

Just as likely, if not as artistic.

I am not a clever man either.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

I've sometimes ended up at the local bar, on occasion even a booty call, seldom the Twelfth Plane of Torment, tho.

One of my favorite grammar memes.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Ur kidding, right?

Joke's on you, Goldie.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

It's like showing intermediate fossils to creationists!

Thoughtsandprayers

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Are they all about to turn in to versions of the Hulk?!?

Simple genius! DoorPants

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

If I have to look at it, so can they! At least they're getting paid!

Patience is a virtue....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em...

Newbies?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Why the sad face?

Phewwww!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

If the old guy stands up straight now he will get filled shoes!

Just don't black out the sun . . .

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Danger! Danger!

Iambic pentameter will get you laid. . . But

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

When you need a sonnet but only have a poem.

Dust bunny....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

I told you there was something under my bed! (Sure ain't nothing in it! (sob))

...or get a like on my meme!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Didn't work this time, eh? (LOL)

I hope it comes with application instructions...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Just insert until you feel full-filled!

Oh no...! (For all you Grammar Nazis.).

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

I will remove myself posthaste from the vicinity!

I also use " which Smiths song played at your wedding."

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

When did you...oh, never mind, it's not worth it...

Works every time. . .

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

To really make sure you get no shit say, Allah Akbar! Imshallah!

Fuck it, I'm still breathing...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Love the second one!

Fuck it, I'm still breathing...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Shut up, Mike!

Indeed.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Or, The new Secret doesn't leave any unsightly white spots!

Truth

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

You're on this site, your disguise is slipping!

In case you were in a good mood.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

I've been waiting for the old "piano drop".

The truth is out there...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Owl be seeing you, in all the old familiar...

Peek-a-poo....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

At least you'd be anonymous unless you frequent a lot of glory-holes! & even then, would be an awkward line-up!

Searching for a book?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

That's a damn good one!

I hope I don't have to use this tactic....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Scream into your ball-gag for, not tonight I'm washing my hair.

FYI... ;-)

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Not even any primer? How gauche!

When someone accuses me of clickbait...but memeing is life!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Wait, I haven't had my coffee, yet. What?

Are you ready, too.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

You'll need bigger nails!

UFO Turns Up In British Museum!!!... [livescience.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Notice what category I posted this in!

Bippity Boppity...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

I'm actually much more a fan of the old Loony Tunes, tho some of the Disney movies are classics. Never really have liked that mouse tho.

TBT: I'm bringing sexy back . . . Down to Earth.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Dude!

Can't unsee that one.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Or, that beach photo from earlier!!

Lol.. of all colors, they chose those 2 to display.. lovely.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Unfortunate phrasing.

Oh ya.. do tell!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

LOL, I believe somebody posted a bunch of these on here a few weeks ago. Just priceless!

Would like to know the person who decided this was a good idea.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

That is wrong on so many levels!!!

Oh Spongebob

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

I am handsome as hell!

Be careful what you wish for.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Wait, did an angel get their wings, too?

Cuz ... Science!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Love it!

Ok NSFW:

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Of course, rough to speak the safe word with a ball-gag in your mouth! (I assume!)

Here's 21 minutes of my life I'll never get back (because I watched it 3 times) . . . [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

Whoever put that together did a fantastic job!

Find your onion.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

1. Bet he's English. 2. Bet he's single (or will be!).

I have a birthday coming up . . . Just sayin'

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

That cannot be real!

Bring back nap time!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

I have, I have!

Cthulhu and Vodka on ice . . . So nice.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

I have a t-shirt - Why elect the lesser evil - Cthulhu 2016!

Works for me! How about you?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

Didn't have to switch!

The circle of booze . . .

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

Been there, done that & this would make a good t-shirt!

I want a girl who likes cake.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

Thorough?

Who did it better DC Comics or Renè Magritte?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

So, we have the not so Ambiguously Gay Duo vs 2 waterboarding victims?

Does the weather influence your mood?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

I think it's been shown conclusively that weather/sunshine amount affects mood & disposition. & the incidence of BBQ's!

Does anyone here believe in post death existence OTHER than religious afterlife?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

Have seen no evidence, or nothing credible, at least. I doubt it but will withhold final judgment 'til more research is done.

Religion Outdated, Lawrence Krauss...g:3 [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

I know this is not Harris, but they are touring together! (Along w/ Dillahunty!)

Yep....that's how it works.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

I think the "fill in" is much more accurate!

If you're happy and you know it lemon pear.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

Of course "clamp your hams" could also be when trying to find a bathroom in a mall! (After a food court burrito!)

Telemundo Winter Olympics (SNL)...g:31 [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

After living in Phoenix for so long, I get where they're coming from!

Calgary Winter Olympics (SNL)...g:31 [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

So many "senior moments"!

Gene, Gene ..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

RIP, well, if the xtians are correct he's hooked back up w/ Gilda!

Creepy...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Dr. Octopus' nephew!

though

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Tough, kid!

When she has VD dinner by herself....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

!!!

Slip off the lip...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

LOL!

Another reason to celebrate today.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

I am all too aware!

Why do posts from me with "???" Keep showing up when I didn't post that?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Ask Admin, they should know!

The Church of Spiritual but not Religious...g:31 [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

I think this may have already been posted here, but it still cracks me up!

God's Diary Is Embarrassing...g:31 [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Love the ending!

Appropriate for today:

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Oh, that is wicked(ly true).

Self-explanatory......

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Ah, you've posted about the new government budget!

Coming out.. to a theater near you..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Then you'll like this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKWIqRAW_WI

I want to pass mine down to my kids too. . . Wait what?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

I bet her name is Mary!

If Romeo Sent Juliet Dk Pics...g:31 [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

More Valentine's Memes!

Yep.... sigh.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

I'll settle for the 8 million dollars!

Hello Everyone.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

That scientists & advanced educators have to scramble for work is a very sad testament to where our country has gone & how far we have let ourselves lose our edge. I'm still wondering if "Idiocracy" isn't prescient!

Good morning all. No Valentine's memes from me today. I'm in denial.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

What would happen if he had asked for a soup spoon?

Who knew?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Who really wanted to?!? That's not as bad as that bathing suit post, tho!

Perfect for Valentine's Day- Meegan & Andre Break-Up...g:31 [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Also, So Romantic... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qswjaM5yCro

Caught him swimming on a cold day..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

How can I un-see that?!?

Some of these are good tips for men over 30 as well. I've been guilty of 13. Lol.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Of course, most of these would also go for those under 30, except for the idiots that do things like the tide pod challenge, they would probably take many of these as a dare!

Potato...potato?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Excellent!

A favorite.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

LOL, would be more useful!

David Avocado Wolfe. a.k.a. Captain Fucktard.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

At least he's an equal opportunity idiot! & he's consistent...He's wrong about everything!

I have an insatiable love for learning new skills.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Some very beautiful things!

Someone felt compelled.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Post it as a challenge on YT & I wouldn't doubt it would take off!

The itsy bitsy spider......

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

A group photo of the Republican Party!

T-unashamed. No one should have to be THAT.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2018:

That is just "special"!

Have you ever used affirmations?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2018:

Stuart Smalley would be proud! Really, tho. they may help keep you focused & positive, & those aren't bad things at all. If they work for you, go with it!