This is actually somewhat true...

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2021:

Here's a partial explanation...

Not a grenade launcher

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2021:

Gives an entirely new meaning to "lock & load"...

Only to get an odd look from them. 😅

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2021:

Won't work, always a language gap with Normies.

The Damage Report Senate GOP BLOCKS January 6th Commission [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2021:

Sen. Kyrsten Enema skipped the vote...no reason given.

Poor Putin

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2021:

But, he's still got Bitch McConnell!

Spot the difference

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2021:

One of the differences is one not usually found in these "spot the differences" pictures.

I can't tell...can you? 😂

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2021:

LOL! Don't usually find that one particular difference in your usual "spot the differences" pictures.

Quite possible

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2021:

Hey, it could still be from a bat. I bet he likes biting the heads off of them.

I thought you had a real one

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2021:

Mom doesn't have much hope for her boy, does she?

Is "riot" the right adjective for January 6th? [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2021:

Attempted coup/attempted insurrection, either works, as does riot, really. Even terrorist attack is not that far from the mark. What do these fools think would have happened if they were able to catch Congress in Session? Would they have harmed/killed many? Would they have "hanged Mike Pence"? Did they think that anything they did would stand? Maybe, they were egged on by the Orange-turd & his cronies so to them they had a veneer of legitimacy. & how they went about this act was totally in line with a tRumpian/QAnon world-view - mob-rule & violence. So much for the Constitution that they profess to adore. Hypocritical thugs!

Woman in racist Central Park confrontation sues over firing

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2021:

Screw you, Karen! You were a racist bitch that filed a false police call that could have escalated incredibly! You did it because he was black & you thought because you were a white, female 'professional' you would get away with it. You made your bed, now lie in it! I hope you have to cover the legal costs of your former company!

Bad habit

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2021:

Always knew those little rodents were delinquents!

Always one isn't there

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2021:

If I blow in her ear she'll follow me anywhere...

One word, damn it!

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2021:

A classic!

Not a great marketing idea

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2021:

Puke, piss & sweaty bodies.

some people really hate waiting

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2021:

Hey! No means no!

Comedian Owns "They're Gonna Take Our Guns" Crowd after Mass Shooting in San Jose [ebaumsworld.

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2021:

I've watched Steve on YouTube for years now. He's famous for taking down hecklers. I've also seen him live (I'm actually 'heard' in one of his videos, & no, I'm not the heckler & yes, I did mention this Site!). He's also got a book out, "Ginger Kid", which is pretty good (I think he may have others, too{???}). Also, to be a bit of a picker of nits, this clip is a few years old, so was not in response to San Jose. Good pick, tho, thanks!

I am 0 maintenance.

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2021:

Gee, how amazing...I get zero points! (Yeah, I don't shave every day, so...) Wouldn't mind getting massages every day, tho.

Peasant birth control

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2021:

So, just have to Post this again, always a hoot, tho...

Employee of the month

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2021:

I swear I've had some of those!

'Build me a robot so I never have to get into a grain bin': NU grads invent robot to protect farmers...

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2021:

Great idea!

President Biden wants to get rid of all lead pipes. Flint, Michigan has taught us. [npr.org]

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2021:

Should have been a continuous process for decades!

Another food related question

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2021:

Start eating immediately but look them in the eyes as you do so, make it seem as if the eating is not really part of you, just a bodily function you have no control over, like breathing (& farting, but hopefully not both at the same time.).

New Real Housewives Reality TV show....

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2021:

There really should be more than one, but that may be just the starter kit...

Ones an ace, the other a disgrace.

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2021:

Shithead, Total Shithead... & we could go on.

A boat carrying red paint crashed into a boat carrying blue paint. The crew were marooned.

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2021:

Tho @whiskywoman seemed to really like this, since it's so old I give it but 2 groans! LOL

Massive fossil find in California. [theguardian.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2021:

What an incredible find!

A likely scenario

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2021:

Ah, into hentai, eh?

So that's how they did it

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2021:

Fun Fact...

The grocery guy is a kink

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2021:

You know she's "done" when you get popcorn.

The GOP Today

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2021:

The Grand Old Poopie...

Damn, who would have thought?

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2021:

Can I work from home for this?

When I thought I finally got the hang of lockdown... 😂

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2021:

Don't even want to guess what you may have ordered that goes under that outfit!

Talk about an exaggerated sense of self worth

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2021:

"Just as apparently I don't care", as I slid the coupon back.

Remember.....

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2021:

Don't forget the lime...

More antivaxxer nonsense! Lol

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2021:

That sorta looks like a shitty tat, & I can just see some of these idjits actually doing that...

Nostalgia is not all it's cracked up to be

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2021:

Hey, I was still cool, but I was in prison for a few years, so I may have missed a few things!

Happy Towel Day.

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2021:

& a Happy Towel Day to you!

I try to cover all the bases. UFOS, AZ AUDIT, NECROPHILIA, AND VULTURES: [united-cats.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2021:

That is a bunch of bases, but thanks for another installment!

Wouldn’t know a rigged system if it bit his dick off.

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2021:

He's been throwing tantrums his whole life.

I like this kid! Lol

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2021:

Amy. She got Bobby to buy her a soda...

Five ? I ll do it for free !!!😂😂😂

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2021:

For an extra $1 I'll Post this under their pic...

If I have to explain this then we probably can't be friends

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2021:

Let's really mess things up!

💪💪💪💪💪💪

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2021:

"A working class hero is something to be..."

So, who is going to tell them?

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2021:

They must really lust, er I mean, love jebus!

Absolutely true

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2021:

Even *I* couldn't pull that off!

🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2021:

Yeah, not that important. Let the only instructor with a whistle handle that class. Maybe SexEd, too.

Curious how many of those 92 actually liked and agreed with it. SMFH

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2021:

Hey, read the Book of Moron. That's their "history". No dumber than anything else, I guess. Okay, yes it is, but it's just a matter of degree.

How many hours have you wasted trying to figure out error codes?

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2021:

What you don't have all those number codes memorized??? LOL

Your morning boost

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2021:

Oh, will she hurt when she's no longer in shock!

Too bad that there's not one, but if there were

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2021:

Reminds me of the opening sequence of "Get Smart".

My Lady of the house!!! Bobbysocks!!!

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2021:

It looks like something is about to be pounced on.

Seems to me that First Step Should be.

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2021:

This culture has been gun-crazy & has refused to face the issue head-on for decades or longer. Many politicians in general have been useless or actively put up barriers to any common sense solutions. tRump was just one in a very long line on this issue.

I'm in great shape, round is a shape!

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2021:

I have. To get more from the buffet!

Fair question, not?

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2021:

& those dang balloons aren't even filled w/ nitrous!

Well you just gotta laugh at the big mistake if nothing else! :-D

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2021:

The most trusted name in news...BBC!

The true story of my life

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2021:

One supposedly learns from mistakes. I think some just learn that they don't learn from mistakes...they just plain don't learn.

Let me out!!!!!!

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2021:

Better to wake in the hearse than in the ground!

"How long have you been working at that office?" "Ever since they threatened to fire me."

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2021:

Seen far too many like that, unfortunately.

Who else Installed an 8 track tape deck and rear speakers?

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2021:

I had one, as did some friends. I hated them. Seemed to always have to change tracks in the middle of a song you were getting into...Whirr, click, click, whirrr.

Monday morning cuteness

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2021:

Double trouble. I love that color in cats...I dub thee Phogg & Smoke!

LICKSPITTLE - Noun.

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2021:

This is the picture that accompanies lickspittle in the dictionary...(forgive the crudeness, but unfortunately all to apropos)

Awww yis!

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2021:

& after a while you'll see your crocodile!

What was gas going for when you first started driving?

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2021:

Right around $1.60 or so. With the occasional price war.

Some people........

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2021:

& then have them tie the bags over their heads! Many Darwin Awards, smarter overall world!

No more Ikea for me

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2021:

Just hand that off to a speed freak, he'll get it done!

Sometimes timing can be everything.

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2021:

Does almost sound like the woeful public transportation in the Valley. One of the largest cities in the US & not 24/7. & weekends? awful, so scaled back as to be non-existent on most routes.

CNN Drops Rick Santorum After Racist Comments About Native Americans | HuffPost

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2021:

& this is still one of the top search results for his name, after years! Couldn't happen to a nicer shit-stain...

A Central African lyre made from human skull, antelope horns, skin, gut, and hair, 19th century A.

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2021:

I'm surprised more Heavy Metal bands don't play these!

Stone Stunner

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2021:

A stunner she is!

Imma just leave this here...

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2021:

Well, I understood the text, still no idea what the "meme" was getting at??? Atomic Andrew? I fart greatly? Sorry, @scurry , I'm lost on this one...

Yes, it's a groaner. No, I don't care.

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2021:

You can also prepare...

Yes, it's a groaner. No, I don't care.

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2021:

It's called "Mark out a spot, you're all ass!"

So narcissistic! Lol

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2021:

F them. Let them drink milk. @Lorajay below is correct. Don't ask, don't suck. Their problem is not MY problem. You try to suck on my neck you better be willing to suck something else, too! & watch those teeth!

Waiting for it to end, and we all know this.

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2021:

Lying becomes a habit for some, even a way of life. Especially when the truth will not advance their agendas. So, yeah, they'll continue to lie & hope the repetition will give the lies a veneer of truth.

For some reason Bailey seems annoyed that I woke her for a quick pic. Go figure...

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2021:

Now she'll *never* get back to sleep again! LOL

Could be bad news...

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2021:

In a very similar vein...

I love lace underwear...

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2021:

I love to take it off. Off of her, I mean!!! LOL

Just a mere cat... LOL

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2021:

They'll figure it out really quick if there's ever a sound of a can opener!

Before and after COVID...

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2021:

I am looking more like the after, at this point, but I haven't looked like the before in quite some while now.

Natalia Andreeva in the water

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2021:

The water is a bit chilly, I see!

New one for me

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2021:

Like making my way home from the pub...tho often its the other way 'round!

How dare you... LOL 😜

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2021:

OK,...I'll wait until tomorrow, then.

I shall name him.... 💜💜💜

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2021:

Oh, someone just has to get this to him! I bet he'd get a kick out of it.

LOL so I wonder just how many members they lose like this?...

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2021:

Really seems counter-productive to me. & what does god need with money anyway?

Are you a legs or boobs person?

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2021:

I actually like the whole body in one piece, unless of course we're talking BBQ, then breast, for sure!

3,000-year-old sword discovered in Denmark is 'still sharp'

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2021:

What a great find!

So That explains that

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2021:

& Ezekiel is obviously not the only "user" recounted in the bibble. Just check out Revelations for just one example!

What is socialism?

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2021:

Here's one take...

Rules for thee, not for me

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2021:

Funny how "bedrock" values change when it impacts close to home.

Gameiatric

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2021:

That would be a perfect Charades clue!

Make Mine Mud

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2021:

Hell, you can make my B-Day cake anytime. What a great centerpiece!

Signs, Signs, everywhere signs (admit it if you sang that.)

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2021:

You knew I had to do it...

Lest we start feeling all forgivey

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2021:

Oh, I wasn't feeling "forgivey" at all!

Found guilty

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2021:

How many, are, really, too many?

Origins? [nature.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2021:

Excellent article. Will await the continued research with interest.

What more needs to be said

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2021:

I think you give him too much credit...

Be careful how you phrase it next time.

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2021:

It's tough to find much humor in this whole situation, so almost anything is welcome. I like @Lizard_of_Ahaz 's suggestion below, btw.

Just the tip

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2021:

& the Blood Sacrifice continues...

Eugene seems to have first hand information on the subject.

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2021:

There once was a girl from Nantucket...