You had me at Bacon.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2021:

Promises, promises...

A human finally figured out what was the right thing to do.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2021:

& a follow-up, the dog has been adopted, so now has a new home! (As seen on TV!)

Caught in a lie lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2021:

You can count the 'rings' (wrinkles) on me, & don't have to cut me down to do it!

Looks to me like Jr.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2021:

Looks more like the son was just sweating the meth out!

Not what you thought, now was it?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2021:

I'd figure your sheep would have already known!

Wishbone Ash - The King Will Come [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2021:

& to show their versatility,...from their first album... (have to show this separate, ...)

Ultra-Conservatives Move From Stop the Steal to Stop the Vaccine Although negative reactions have...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2021:

Sorry, not sorry...I rcv my 2nd shot of the Pfizer on the 30th, & with a 91 yo Mom at home, I'm more than glad to get it. Not a fan of antivaxxers in general, tho I won't go into specifics because I don't need the drama &, except for the fact that they endanger others, don't care what happens to them. Are there many issues w/ Big Pharma, no doubt at all, but I'm not traveling down rabbit-holes just to prove a shaky point. Good Luck, y'all.

Maybe a new movie reviewer needed

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2021:

That does sum it up succinctly, tho!

You know who you are

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2021:

As most of you have figured at this point, I have no shame! I'll Post almost anything!

Beer always the answer! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 26, 2021:

How 'bout 6???

Most of the time, it's not!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 26, 2021:

If she doesn't decide it, it ain't happenin' anyway!

Bathed in stained glass sunlight.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 26, 2021:

Naw, that cat was just at the Holi Festival!

I thought so too!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 26, 2021:

It was such a big deal I thought'd be the next dance craze!

Here's my idea for a Friday night date: Genevieve Morton, after we get showered up from our photo ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 26, 2021:

Sure doesn't have to be limited to Friday, or even night!

Coeval koh-EE-vəl Part of speech: adjective Origin: Latin, early 17th century 1: a person ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 26, 2021:

I actually got flak, tho mostly good-natured, for using "big words", or at least somewhat uncommon 'in the vernacular' words, at a law office I worked at. & this was from the lawyer!?! Of course, he was 30 yrs my junior, so I think that had something to do with it.

Hard outcome .....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 26, 2021:

Or, 'Unott'.

Joe Manchin defends the filibuster again. [dailykos.com] [dailykos.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 26, 2021:

He needs to go!

I recognize them all, and both are true for me.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 26, 2021:

I somewhat recognize them all. Only watched two of them at all. I have bi-focals that I only use to drive at night & no reading glasses & I hurt all the time. Really didn't watch too much TV during that time period (was seldom home) &, honestly, still don't...tho I binge a bunch of Netflix!

The answer, as usual, is Bacon.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2021:

Oh, I do love me some bacon, too, so I guess I love them both!

What do they care? Sharks don't even smoke.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2021:

Yeah, it'd be damn hard to keep them lit!

Would you wear these?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2021:

They had a glitch in the manufacturing process & thought, "If we promote these as a new fashion we can still sell them. & likely at a mark-up!"

Another groaner coming at you

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2021:

At least there's no sharks in the boat!

From where they fry candy bars

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2021:

Kentucky Fried Cannabis!

Thursday Groaner sorry

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2021:

No, you're in trouble now for that Post! LOL

Yours too

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2021:

I wish mine still had some bounce...

Big surprise

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2021:

As long as 'IT' doesn't pop out!

Oops wrong one

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2021:

That would actually do more good than pissing on the 'wound'!

The real reason

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2021:

That's my story & I'm stickin' to it!

Now that's funny

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2021:

Love it! Perfect!

How big must the problem be to need this sign?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2021:

Actually this probably needs to go up in the cubicles/offices of all middle-management.

CNN Contributor RIPS "United States of Arrogance" - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2021:

Yep.

How to avoid mixing metaphors

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2021:

Throw in a few more pseudo-scientific words & this could be a Deepak Chopra lecture!

Government control is government control no mater what you call it.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

I call it government control...

Xtianity encourages me to become more devilish?[agnostic.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

So, between letting jebus enter one, & beating off the devil...lot's of sex for such sexually restrained folk!

Government control is government control no mater what you call it.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Uh, I call it government control...

Even if it is piss I think Bryan is a better deal....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Yeah, poor taste, but not in as bad a taste as founding a religion!

I think many things confuse them...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Here's an example of the latter...

Strange pattern found inside world’s largest atom smasher has physicists excited: ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Physicists love this stuff! The more a challenge to the accepted theories, the more excited they get! Gotta love science!

Not sure if the cat is a friend or not.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

The cat is just there for the tea.

Nice jingle!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

By 'Men Without Pants'.

7, maybe 8...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Probably #8. I might've added #9, but with my neck issues...

What the actual duck??

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

I do not want to kn ow where this is. I do not want to know who may use (or, especially re-use) this. As a matter of fact, @scurry , I don't even know if I want to know you right now!!! LOL

This is going to take forever! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Can't wait to see the instructions!

I want to date my kettle now! Lol!!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Wanna bet on how many xtians will see jebus, instead?

Wash those paw's twice! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Never know what those creatures have been into!

I've been called worse!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Burn!

He is crying

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

I don't think that's Kanye, I think it's this guy, Anthony Anderson.

Appropriated from FB.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

It's all he's had & all he'll ever be!

Good deal!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Ah, I miss the good ol' days when you could just drag them by the hair...

I'm not eating that.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

So, you spit it out instead of swallowing???

What did i just read?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

I would have thought this would have been a Marine stunt, but thinking on it, I think the Marine would not have thought of that substitute & would have instead tried to fart in the interlock system. Also, for a First Class, he should have been able to hold his liquor better. Must have been Stateside too long.

Distorted views of Florida. This is more true than you know!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Gov DeSantis crowed about opening up the State, just before Spring Break. &, that police "riot" was in Miami Beach...

Poopsidazy.. there goes the baby!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

I am so happy to see the "Obvious Plant" logo on that!

Geezer Laughs du Jour How many of these situations have you encountered? ?Myself? - Seven!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

One for me, a few of them w/ my Mom. I'll likely get there.

I wonder just who is pulling Biden's strings. Corporate dems for a start. [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Vox

3 Images... FYI: I Googled Weaponized Penguins for this group.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Invaders in tuxedos! How terrifying, & stylish!

Or, even better, give them some of that fake scripture cash.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Well they are smart, they keep the kids penned up together. I'd put them in the basement, tho.

Lagomorph LA-gə-morf Part of speech: noun Origin: Latin, 1880s 1: a mammal of the order ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Hasenpfeffer anyone?

I defied advice :(

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Sure, sure, that's the reason...

My love life in a picture

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

It's too bad the tree isn't hugging him back. Who does he think he is, Cuomo?

Bible 2.0...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Somebody nuke the creep!

Hurry up man!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Go use the local McDonalds!

Gurl!!! Do it!!!! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Ah, a true Slayer Fan! LOL!

He's gonna use the Bible as evidence, but no word if he plans to call any of the key players as ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Well, I guess there is no real Statute of Limitations for murder, but, he was "lawfully" charged, tried & convicted under the laws & terms of that time. Let's face it, he was a rabble rouser & charlatan, if nothing else. The punishment may have been over the top, but, he made his cross, I guess he had to hang on it!

Note: I am NOT the OP.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Please don't tell me you started beating off to John Cleese during his "Silly Walk' sketch!

Gruntled

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

& 'disgruntled' seems to only be used when one is talking about a serial killer or mass murderer. I actually think a more powerful adjective should be used - - like batshit-crazy...

Airforce...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

They can be mean & aggressive bastards! Of course, if you're old enough to actually be in the Service, you should have figured this shit out already!

FUCKING SLAYER!!!!!! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

I may just become a fan!!!

Mafia bosses never commit murders themselves. They tell their button men to pull the trigger.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

I'd say "Instigator-in-Chief'. He may be out of Office, but his rhetoric lingers. (as does the stench of his corruption!)

We had time, weather and normally a 15 sec commercial

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

"At the tone the time will be...'**Time to get a fuckin' watch! Don't ever call here again, you cheap bastard!!**'

Another jewel from oh- high -uh! [rawstory.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

"Gee, how will I ever find coffee anywhere else?", I said from my seat at Dunkin'.

Take that! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Did you bring enough for everybody???

Conspiracy theorists! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Sure, sure..it's ok. Just lie down over here & take these pills.

Fuckla Fucky.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Fuck Fucknes...that works!

Some Slayer humor! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

This is definitely a @MichelleGar1 Meme! WTG, gurl!

No they don't! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

I like mine better...

Flat earthers! 🙄

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Well, now I'm convinced!

Corndags, anyone?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Can;t spell, can't add!

When some are convinced the narrative is false.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

So f'n' true!

No imagination at all...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Fishy tasting hamburger?

That's what I thought! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

The "penetrated the stronghold" part is fine, It's that "broke open..." part that seems to be self defeating!

It's. A. Joke!! Simmer Down.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

If we keep going the way we are in the States, that whole joke may be switched around, tho if the U.S. goes down the tubes, likely our neighbors will, too.

Start 'em young.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

In many places they do. Europe, much of it, it is a staple on the dinner table. Not so much in Puritan America.

Abecedarian adjective arranged in alphabetical order.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Would abecedarian also be an onomatopoeia?

I'll wait for the next one! Cartoon credit: the Chronicle Herald's Bruce MacKinnon.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

I got the Pfizer at the VA (well, my first, 2nd is on the 30th). I did ask which one, & it's on the card, but I wouldn't have refused the Moderna, J&J or even the Astra Zeneca.

And the the cat stopped typing momentarily...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Absolutely brilliant. I see a Pulitzer in her future!

One of you singles needs to wife her

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

I'll take her on as a live-in maid. But, I won't make her cook bacon like that!

WTF??!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

May as well mix your booze w/ pickle juice, I guess. Yeech!

Jupiter is much different than most of us realize

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Thanks!

Church and state

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Just as Socialism is evil, unless it's for Corporations!

Exactly! Lol!!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Every time I hear "little man in a boat" I'm reminded of the Ty-D-Bowl commercials!

Trickle down economics

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Maybe a diagram will help...

True Facts: The Hummingbird Warrior - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Humming Beards? Oh, this guy is very strange...

Another Song for Covid [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

I've seen this before, & it still cracks me up!

And also loves QANON!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Oh, I so hope this is the "final" product. I, unfortunately have less faith in the electorate than I ever have. Add to that the number of States fucking w/ election laws... We may end up w/ worse, as hard as that is to believe.

Trump supporter on the radio [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

LOL! Steven's hung up - Oh My dog! Hilarious!

Dude's got it all backwards!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

If one is Hindu, it all has to be a bit confusing.

Police Check point in Ireland [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

I caught like 1 word in 10! Well, I'm Irish-American, not Irish!

True Facts: Help The Bats! - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

This has been popping up on my YT feed for a few weeks now, & I've yet to watch it, just because I have so many other "science" Sites/Channels that I frequent. So, now, I'll skip it here, too! No, I'll get to it soon, tho I do question, if it is "science" why you would Post it here & not in my "Science..." Group? Stern look ensues! LOL

I'll Bet That No One Here Is Surprised! [slate.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

This quote says so much right here...(sorry I have to break this up, won't let me Copy here)