Oh so cold...

Captnron59 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Other people? I just want to see someone!!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 15, 2019:

@Captnron59 I'm with you on that! Especially miles from nowhere! Was even worse before cell phones!

Oh so cold...

Captnron59 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Other people? I just want to see someone!!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 15, 2019:

@Captnron59 Are you traveling or staying for a spell?

Don't know why, but I'm feeling it today... [youtube.com]

mistymoon77 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Like a fine wine you are.. only getting better with age.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 15, 2019:

Thank you, dear! I needed that!

The agony and the ecstasy

Marionville comments on Mar 15, 2019:

That man has no soul!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 15, 2019:

Well, no patience, anyway!

Ahhhh, much better...

Captnron59 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

One reason I stay out of tall buildings

phxbillcee replies on Mar 15, 2019:

Sadly, defenestration has gone out of style.

Oh so cold...

Captnron59 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Other people? I just want to see someone!!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 15, 2019:

& you're giving this up???

I know this isn't a meme, but that just goes to show what a wild law breaking rebel I am.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 15, 2019:

No Crocs!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 15, 2019:

...............................

Our @mistymoon77 just reached Level 9!!! Let's all give her a goose, er, um...I mean cheer!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 15, 2019:

@mistymoon77 thank you for all your great contributions and congratulations!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 15, 2019:

She has been one of our better Members, & she surely is no Normie!

Interesting proposal

Cutiebeauty comments on Mar 15, 2019:

My trex would starve lol I don't fraternize with bad guys

phxbillcee replies on Mar 15, 2019:

You fraternize with us!

Oldie but goodie

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Go ahead, she'll fall asleep 30 seconds into your spiel!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 15, 2019:

...because, yeah, & so what?!?

Footprints of Forming Planets Spotted Around Young Star (Photo) [space.com]

JustRyanAgain comments on Mar 15, 2019:

I created those planets... You're welcome.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 15, 2019:

Was more likely your lizard!

Our @mistymoon77 just reached Level 9!!! Let's all give her a goose, er, um...I mean cheer!

mistymoon77 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Thanks to all my heathen friends.. you are the pissers that bring warmth to my heart. ok.. enough mushy shit.. let's get back to being the sick fuckers we are.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

That's the misty we've grown to know & love!

Zuckerberg!!!!!I actually was unaware of FB having difficulties, but I have a running joke to keep ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Ah, but Drac had three wives, that's why he exploded into a thousand bats so often!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

@Livinlife & if they didn't get it they got very, very upset...

Zuckerberg!!!!!I actually was unaware of FB having difficulties, but I have a running joke to keep ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Ah, but Drac had three wives, that's why he exploded into a thousand bats so often!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

@Livinlife I guess it depends on the stake???

Our @mistymoon77 just reached Level 9!!! Let's all give her a goose, er, um...I mean cheer!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Here's an Intermission just for you!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

@mistymoon77 Anytime, dear one!

Let er rip

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

misty, do you fart???

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

@mistymoon77 Hey, I'd do that for you too!

Tweeker family planning ahead

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Seems like your stuck 66 points away.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

22!

Let er rip

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

misty, do you fart???

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

@mistymoon77 Nope. You are so damn close!

Heart is a thumpin

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I'm twitterpated!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

@mistymoon77 Good! Hopefully, it also makes you Level 9!

Islam Kalam - BionicDance [youtube.com]

GuyKeith comments on Mar 14, 2019:

You know, some of us have been laughing at this redundant and long debunked nonsense since 1990, even before the internet. Fidonet. Echo, HOLYSMOKE. This was a huge international Echo where the religiously impaired came to be immolated. Trust me, there are no new arguments from theists. None for 30...

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

That's why, bottom line, they have to fall back on faith!

We all know that look.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2019:

215 more points!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

@EricTrommater 42!

Let er rip

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

misty, do you fart???

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

@mistymoon77 or less!

Let er rip

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

misty, do you fart???

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

@mistymoon77 42 points to go, dear!

We all know that look.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2019:

215 more points!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

@EricTrommater Now 70!

The Truth About That Fish That Climbs Into Urethras - SciShow [youtube.com]

magicwatch comments on Mar 14, 2019:

its got to be some twisted god to have created this, or not

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

Not, in this case. But we still have flesh-eating bacteria to be thankful for!

Do not swallow!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2019:

They can't tell me what to do!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

We know you always swallow!!!

We all know that look.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

& she knows your all alone & just masturbating!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

@mistymoon77, you may do it soon! No, no, I mean reach Level 9!!! LOL!

We all know that look.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2019:

215 more points!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

@EricTrommater 118!

It's a trap!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Fool me once...

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

...I'll likely get fooled again!

Let er rip

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Must have some powerful ass muscles though!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

Now, that's intriguing!

Heart is a thumpin

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I'm twitterpated!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

@mistymoon77 has just 124 points to go for Level 9!

We now have a new name for them. But it just doesn't have the same effect.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2019:

So what are man boobs?

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

Gross?

We now have a new name for them. But it just doesn't have the same effect.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Would that mean a jock strap is a sports bra?

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

Good one!

Well now we know.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Inverse proportion?

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

& now @mistymoon77 needs less than 200 pts to make Level 9!

A balanced education

KKGator comments on Mar 14, 2019:

By the time Sesame Street came on, I was already babysitting other kids. I got my values from Bugs Bunny. I'm good with that.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

& it shows! But, I did, too!

A balanced education

EricTrommater comments on Mar 14, 2019:

...and classical music!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

@Elganned Martini & Rossi! OOps, wrong duo!

Tweeker family planning ahead

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

A great idea! BTW, folks, @mistymoon77 has less than 5oo pts to go to get Level 9! Let's help boost her over!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty Smart ass!

Sneak Peek: Is Tucker Carlson a White Supremacist? | Full Frontal on TBS [youtube.com]

freeofgod comments on Mar 14, 2019:

This show was just perfect. What kind of fool (Carlson) says it's ok to rape little girls as long as you marry them and commit. No matter how many you are married to at once.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

He really is a repulsive excuse for a human being!

Never a dull moment

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Whenever it's most inconvenient!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

@mistymoon77 Cats will be cats!

Dangers of Woo: CELERY JUICE?! ft. Aerin! - Suris [youtube.com]

jenandjuice1111 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

This guy is my fitness hero. Your post reminded me of it. https://youtu.be/8Xqe37E8WT0

phxbillcee replies on Mar 14, 2019:

Oh, girl, that was like, just, so funny, like, just, you know, like chuckles, &...

& I'm betting it ain't me...

KevinAverett comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Gotta steal it.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

Hell, I did!

Don't take groovy selfies at the ZOO!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

No sympathy for that stupid twat. They should put her down!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@Closeted Maybe we need all the people in cages, & let the animals roam free! I know, hyperbole, but geez, this crap is just stupid!

Don't take groovy selfies at the ZOO!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

No sympathy for that stupid twat. They should put her down!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@Closeted The thing is, one idiot always ruins it for everyone else! Now there will be extra fencing & more distance imposed to prevent idiots like her. Now the viewing & restrictions will be worse for all!

2 dogs and a cat

indirect76 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

You feed and take care of a dog and it thinks you are a god, do the same for a cat and it will think it is a god.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@indirect76 & we can get into a whole thing here about "What is a meme", & I have before. The definition is far broader than many use. Read Dawkins & Dennett on the subject.

2 dogs and a cat

indirect76 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

You feed and take care of a dog and it thinks you are a god, do the same for a cat and it will think it is a god.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@indirect76 Yes, yes, you are! LOL!

I wonder how many times it took the maker of this meme?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 13, 2019:

How many times did it take you to spell it?

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@Livinlife She couldn't find her old prescription bottles!

See? I have culture.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Fuggin' rodents... ...& I'll beat you to it!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@OpposingOpposum I'll have you know Oral Roberts personally signed my Certuficate of Lernin!

He's not wrong.

KevinAverett comments on Mar 13, 2019:

You're so silly....

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@OpposingOpposum No wonder you took that name!

keeping busy while mom packs the trunks ?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Awwwwwwwwwwweeewwweeweewwwwww!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@EricTrommater If man is still alive...

.........

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

My unicorn tells me you shake down local street vendors & that your wife is cheating on you! With your girlfriend!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@Naejidlopalev Learned better snark than even NYC boasts!

.........

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

My unicorn tells me you shake down local street vendors & that your wife is cheating on you! With your girlfriend!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@Naejidlopalev My time in Philadelphia was not wasted!

keeping busy while mom packs the trunks ?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Awwwwwwwwwwweeewwweeweewwwwww!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@EricTrommater Probably at least until 2525!

Early Animal Life Exploded on Earth Even Earlier Than Once Thought [livescience.com]

Robecology comments on Mar 13, 2019:

If you want your mind blown, get some snacks, and settle in for an hour and a half 'thriller" that not only supports this evidence - it takes you through a time when our atmosphere was red, our oceans were green (not from chorophyll...but from iron) and we once were completely covered in snow and ...

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

I've watched this. It's great. I usually go for shorter fare here, should I throw in some longer ones?

See? I have culture.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Fuggin' rodents... ...& I'll beat you to it!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@OpposingOpposum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVtZkyBTabQ

See? I have culture.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Fuggin' rodents... ...& I'll beat you to it!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@OpposingOpposum They're rodents with fanny packs, Jane, you ignorant slut!

Here you go, ladies...

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

How anticlimactic.. Lol

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

Don't make me do my solo!!! LOL!

He's not wrong.

KevinAverett comments on Mar 13, 2019:

You're so silly....

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@OpposingOpposum Ah, so they act that way on purpose?!?

He's not wrong.

KevinAverett comments on Mar 13, 2019:

You're so silly....

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@EricTrommater, @OpposingOpposum Yep, feral & rabid!

keeping busy while mom packs the trunks ?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Awwwwwwwwwwweeewwweeweewwwwww!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@EricTrommater Ok, sucker! You're on my list!...Shit, you already were. Multiple times! I just got to get organized!

Same dude, same.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

What did you say?!?!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@OpposingOpposum You are cruel! Well, back atcha!

2 dogs and a cat

indirect76 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

You feed and take care of a dog and it thinks you are a god, do the same for a cat and it will think it is a god.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@Diagoras There's one for everything!

157 people died . . . who says there are no consequences

Robecology comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Rachel Maddow made a point about this specifically at the start of her show last night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McTJ7DLTW3w

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

0:01 second of insight! LOL!

keeping busy while mom packs the trunks ?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Awwwwwwwwwwweeewwweeweewwwwww!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

Watch it with those 'w's, bro!

He's not wrong.

KevinAverett comments on Mar 13, 2019:

You're so silly....

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@OpposingOpposum Seriously disturbed!

He's not wrong.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Micheal Bay is working on it as we speak.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

Bite your damn tongue!!!

Space is pretty.

scurry comments on Mar 13, 2019:

There's a fine line...

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

That's why I take mine in bite-size pieces! https://agnostic.com/group/ScienceHealthHistoryBits

Is this where you get yours?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

They only carry those high-end inspirational ones.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@tnorman1236 LOL! I really don't think it's much of a secret!

No, I didn't.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Not until you mentioned it, & even then it took a minute!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@scurry Hell, she may, too!

Is this where you get yours?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

They only carry those high-end inspirational ones.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@tnorman1236 Well, that & straight-up stealing, like the rest of us!

A few more kicks at the soon-to-be-dead horse.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I'll just add one more...

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@scurry Didn't say they were into her!!!

Is there a spot left in Slytherin?

Cutiebeauty comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Full house memes... Been waiting for these lol

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

.....................

A few more kicks at the soon-to-be-dead horse.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I'll just add one more...

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@EricTrommater At least the meme-iverse is on to her!

Well, now that's settled...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I beg to differ...

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@EricTrommater Just doin' my job, Boss!

? advice from Bill?!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Well, after you ruffied my drink I've had a hard time waking up. Judgemental rapist! Hope you're getting plenty of exercize in the joint!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

Eric, er, um,...I was the one that roofied your drink. On the plus side, all the guys in the biker bar seemed to enjoy themselves!

Is there a spot left in Slytherin?

Cutiebeauty comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Full house memes... Been waiting for these lol

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

Did one earlier.

? just. Stop. Eating. So. Much.

KevinAverett comments on Mar 13, 2019:

He's not fat, he's fluffy.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

.......................

Space is pretty.

Cutiebeauty comments on Mar 13, 2019:

But space IS pretty... ?

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

...& so are you!

Should be on Count Chocula box.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Better than those "body of Christ wafers" I used to eat at the Catholic Church?

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

I think these are those, just stale to give 'em that "crunch"!

You know, what's his snatch...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 13, 2019:

You mean Benibaugh Cumberdick?

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

Yeah! That's the guy! I think...

Speaking of bribery...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Yah, and it drives me crazier than I already am

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

That's radical, dude!

But only for a few seconds.

brentan comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Sex is OK but you can't beat the real thing.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

Depends what she's into!

Thou shall or thou shall get them across thou head

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2019:

or call someone a son of a bitch by saying, " I hope your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you"

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

My Mom sometimes (jokingly, more or less) calls me a son of a Bitch. I just nod & say, yes, yes I am!

Engineers should be studying this...

Naejidlopalev comments on Mar 13, 2019:

That looks uncomfortable

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

That it does, & with the weight of those puppies, I bet they're uncomfortable a lot! Back problems, ahoy!

Worst Tattoo Fails That Are So Dumb They Are Funny [youtube.com]

davknight comments on Mar 13, 2019:

What's the one on the left supposed to be? Termite infestation?

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

Stars, believe it or not!

Now we know what happened to Bill a while back

mistymoon77 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Doesn't take much sometimes.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

Sometimes just getting out of bed,...soooo, why don't we just stay here???

& to all that don't like my Posts, from Phoenix, with love...

Redheadedgammy comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I enjoy your posts. I may not always agree with them but you certainly create a lot of good conversation!!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

Then you, my dear, may partake of our tequila, instead!

Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin Arrested, Conservative Yelp - Monologue - Late Night ...

KKGator comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I've heard something like 38 people have been indicted. I wonder how many of these parents are people of color? I'm guessing that the vast majority of the parents involved in this are white. White privilege strikes again. NO sympathy for them, or their kids.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

Yeah, just have your damn kids study! What a shit message to give the kids anyway!

It's the end of the world as we know it...

Captnron59 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

But.... what about the interwebs?

phxbillcee replies on Mar 13, 2019:

Gone, dust in the wind...

Man's best friend

KKGator comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Dogs don't like being unwilling accomplices. They KNOW.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 12, 2019:

That's why I always used this...

Little Mr. T be packin

QuidamOutrepont comments on Mar 12, 2019:

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/988487923287945218/ShbOTxl__400x400.jpg

phxbillcee replies on Mar 12, 2019:

Easier on everyone if you just...

Here you go, ladies...

mistymoon77 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

awww shucks, I was hopin for some real skin.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 12, 2019:

PM me. We'll trade!

Mystery solved....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

But this is ok???

phxbillcee replies on Mar 12, 2019:

@EricTrommater Ought to use that as one of my Intermissions for the ladies!!!

Do you wish to rephrase???

KKGator comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Why is the tiger wearing a loincloth?

phxbillcee replies on Mar 12, 2019:

You know how admin can get!

in case you missed Colbert.... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Thanks, bro, but I Posted this one! LOL! Just scroll down!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 12, 2019:

@Robecology Nah, ain't no big thing. Leave it up for those that didn't catch the other.

Didn't know they had billboards for it.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Till you spend 4 hours coming down and feeling like you licked a power outlet.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 12, 2019:

Ah, I miss the good old days!

New Trump Nicknames For 2020 Democrats - The Late Show [youtube.com]

Robecology comments on Mar 12, 2019:

You must know how much I appreciate this...I always go to sleep too early for his show...so thanks!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 12, 2019:

One of the big reasons I do this. Glad I can help!

For me it’s earth science, chemistry, and geometry. There’s probably more I don’t remember.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Standing on line ranked by size.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 12, 2019:

@Closeted South Park was just...hilarious & weird & wonderful!

When Galaxies Collide! Gorgeous Hubble Photo Gives Glimpse of Milky Way's Fate [space.]

Cast1es comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Wil this happen before or after our sun implodes ?

phxbillcee replies on Mar 12, 2019:

Milky Way Has 4 Billion Years to Live — But Our Sun Will Survive. Four billion years from now, our galaxy, the Milky Way, will collide with our large spiraled neighbor, Andromeda. The galaxies as we know them will not survive. In fact, our solar system is going to outlive our galaxy. n approximately 5 billion years, the sun will begin the helium-burning process, turning into a red giant star. When it expands, its outer layers will consume Mercury and Venus, and reach Earth.

This was me...

Naejidlopalev comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Was me too

phxbillcee replies on Mar 12, 2019:

I always thought of you as more the flaming bag of dog doo!

Just remember only trained professionals should have firearms.

educatedredneck comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Lol, this picture is really old, but I've seen trained professionals do really stupid things too. Wasn't there a federal officer who did a flip at a club and his weapon fell then went off???

phxbillcee replies on Mar 12, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WgxUoky4kg