Inside jacket pocket...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

there was a time in my life when it was very important to keep track of one's lighter! I'm much better, now!

Sometimes my mind wanders...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Can I switch that up to beer & tacos? Plus the punching in the throat, of course!

Here's one for the math nerds. :)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Shouldn't use math in your advertising unless you have a math nerd to check it out!

That's unusual...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Cupid she's not!

Watch to the end! [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Cat's will be cats!

Plum crazy

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Getting some of the ladies excited there for a second!

Same FR....same.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Sometimes...

She seemed so nice.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

But, if it's Walter White's recipe...

I ain't telling....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Let god save 'em!

Speaking of farts...and we were.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

After the Taco Bell!

I tried to warn you. I tried to warn you all!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Just found a meme to go with this...

I tried to warn you. I tried to warn you all!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Nah, that looks like a full blown Chipotle blast, to me!

Just kidding. Memes are life! You can't steal life.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

I freely admit to freely stealing! From this Group, from the Site, from FB...I just prefer the term "acquiring", makes it sound more Bernie, somehow!

Morning Momo...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

For a second I thought it was Ellen DeGeneres seeing her first penis!

They are insidious!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

So glad beer has no calories! Wait? It does?!?

Stingy old coots!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

I wonder what the total for that fiasco in Iraq is up to by now!?!

I try not to judge.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Is that a scene from Dune??? LMAO!

Who took this photo?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

god's gotta work on his exposure!

The Ancient Ones live!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2019:

I wore a variation of this a lot back then!

And that is the truth!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Just have patience!!!

Uncle Issac tells it like it is.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Another good one from the Grand Master!

Yeah, if you could just stop talking about your "stars", that'd be great!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Well, except for Sol & the Earth...

Red Riding Hood has the right idea.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2019:

& I always keep my promises!

Yeah, she's "just a friend"!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2019:

That suit was not made for swimming...& I'm fine with that!

I'd be confused, too!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2019:

& it's working!

Just sayin'!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2019:

& "they" said it wasn't about racism,...yeah, right...

The law should apply to all. That is my response to getting pulled over. ?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Just as it's not a good idea To piss off the judge, as in your previous Post, arguing with a cop seldom gets you points, unless its against your license!

How sweet.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2019:

If you're happy & you know it...drink your beer!

It makes sense

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2019:

It's a Hucka-sands!

Wake up to a Sunday sandwitch

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Bet he's wearing the MAGA hat to match!

Harsh, but true

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Go ahead, rub it in!

I need a pair of these

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2019:

I can use a few of those, if only...

Kermit tells it like it is.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2019:

So nice you Posted it twice?

Why do you have small hands?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2019:

How thoughtful!

Dumb friends.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Seems a little drastic, but one has to be sure!

Welcome new member Datacom1.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Welcome!

You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Actually, looks damn fine for 9,000 years old! But, with that face, I can see why the Greeks went in for what they did!

Well slice my onion!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Are you swallowing my sausage here?

So saith Mo...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Yeah, I guess the animal seduced you & you couldn't control yourself! Damn desert herder mentality! & talk about convoluted "logic"!

No expiration date

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Younger is better, looks that that one is already getting tough & stringy!

That should hold it.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2019:

& if it all does go, she can break the couch's fall!

Fashion police, get out your taser

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Better reconsider...fast!

I object...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2019:

I Posted this in the "Religion" Category yesterday... https://agnostic.com/post/300021/if-god-exists-everything-is-permitted-darkmatter2525-https-www-youtube-com-watch-v-z2aggeqgiga

Yet... is the optimum word.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2019:

There's still the weekend!

Is it just me, or have other noticed that the "sort" seems off on Group Posts?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2019:

As to the "Pinned" Posts, if it is "Memes..." you're talking about. Those Posts up-top were Pinned at one time, & then un'pinned, but never moved down. @Admin & @SiteSupport have been notified, no resolution so far.

Stop fucking swearing

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Watch it do what?

The amount of stupid..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2019:

How come I never got a copy? Did I have to sign a manifesto or sacrifice a baby first?

To all the point whores I have helped in the last year, I am reaching out to you as I am within ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Congratulations!!!

Silly Nudists.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

(groan)

Those talons are not made for walking, more like swooping.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Let's add a little balance here!

Yes lord, please.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

They support him because he will give them the Supreme Court which will overturn Roe, allow prayer & creationism in public schools & bolster even more tax goodies for churches! They'd be even more happy with Pence in the seat, but they will take what they can get as long as it gets them what they want!

Welcome new members unsmited99, jtnewman, and Kitty2.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Welcome all!

In case no one cares or has been keeping up with current events, Big Bird has been decimated in The ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

I don't wish her leaving or Banning. I do hope she now modifies her approach to things. You can keep your champagne, I'll stick to beer & booze to console me for the shit-storm caused by numerous folks! I fear she will get kicked, & I am no more happy about that that I am on some other Bans that were made. Some deserve it, she needs admin to "counsel" her. I Commented in the Senate on her Post, read through the thread & did not/would not like what any of you said. I feel we have now set precedent for a lawless/thug Senate. Be careful what you wish for!

Well it's different

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

I only want them if they're real! & off of people I choose!

We're living on Fantasy Island....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Sorry, more "Nightmare Island"!

The infamous "chat" has been a hot topic around here recently.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

The two Groups I Host do not use/have Chat. If my Members ever ask I would open one, but enough seems to get accomplished by Comments/Replies. "Memes R Us" does not have a Chat, & for that I am eternally grateful!

Four political ones I found funny

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

All good!

Bill.. I said my good-byes this morning... girls are gonna miss me.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Aw, I know you'll miss them, & the milking machine. (or are you planning on grabbing that as you leave?) Any ETA as to when the camper's ready & you'll be taking off?

...no?.... :(

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

I'm getting so far from spring chicken I'm turning into beef jerky! (Watch the smart remarks there!)

Change my mind

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

We can, but will we? Not with the current crop of low-life bottom-feeders in Congress!

I can see it

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

He must be on Uranus, otherwise you couldn't even see the Earth! (Double dig there!)

A new forest creature

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

I think it's brilliant!

Two hours is nothing

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Take I40 over I10, at least you only get a portion!

Two hours is nothing

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

It just seems so much longer!

Two hours is nothing

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Not a big deal at all, just want to get out of the damn state!

Looks ready to me

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

My compliments to the chef!

The other Bill, not our Bill

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

At least he's not hitting on his daughter!

Okay, give me details

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Still smoking the same stuff from your cat meme, eh?

What's your name?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Plus, he is obviously a fundie but he can't spell righteous! "rightus" sounds like it should be a conservative Super-PAC!

Welcome new members CarolLynee, AmbroseAdokwu and Jk1960.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Welcome all!

Never lose your sense of humor

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

We still tell them, & then laugh at all the offended idjits!

One for @Marionville

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

& if said sarcasm or wit is not understood...

Dual senate?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Sorry, no.

I'd like to thank everyone for pulling together and helping to get revenge on my enemy ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Aw, the poor weenie is going to meet his love. It will be a true weenie roast!

Springs almost here

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

...just around the block, er, street, wait, I got it...corner!

That's why...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Never any there, so I go back to sleep!

Yeah, man, I do what I want.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Ok, bro, I understand. Take the rest of your life off!

I have one of those!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

& right next to it is the "This never happens to me!" switch!

Bake sale...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Shouldn't those figures be 80 cents to the dollar?

Why are you running?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Another reason to shag ass!

Rappers delight? Oh I'm showing my age

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

That is funny!

I’m going to read replies in Samuel L. Jackson’s voice

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Please send nudes...motherfucker. I don't know, that seems to be just a bit more demanding than I was originally going for. Of course, if it works!!!

Are you lonely?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Gee, I wonder why???

Maybe this is why men resist growing up for as long as possible... ?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

I've used this before, & likely will again...

Winnie the pooh

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Christopher Robin has finally moved on!

Made me laugh.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Fool! It's Rumplestiltskin! It's always Rumplestiltskin!

I've felt like that before.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Depends how "dead inside"! Rot is not a pretty aroma!

Well, I'm all booked up for the week.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

We must have the same manager!

Sam? Frodo?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

It's that Pippin & Merry! They're the thugs! Comes from hanging around the Ents!

My first NBA game , as someone that never goes to see sports anymore , no regrets ?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Ok, I'm even more in lu...love now! You look great & I'm glad you had a great time! You deserve it!

Bacon cheeseburger...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Milk, milk, lemonade...oops, wrong thread!

Community Culture Manifesto: Free Speech, Personal Liberty & Responsibility, Discernment & ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

This has my support, which is not paid for by any political organization! Honestly, folks, much of this, as in a previous document, should have been self-evident! We need maturity, civility & the ability to let others be - - - NOT any form of Thought/Morality Police or watchdogs beyond what we have already with @Admin/@SiteSupport (which at times is arbitrary & heavy-handed enough! But, maybe that's for another Post/thread).

Presto: Manifesto Testo (updated) Community Culture Manifesto: Free Speech, Personal Liberty...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

To your last two questions...Yes & Yes! Please let me know when you do Post it!

Delaney & Bonnie - Poor Elijah [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

& they added so much to Eric's first "solo" album... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkWccgl-9vs

I do have a few, this isn't one of them...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

LMAO! Not showing up in "Recent Photos" to the right. Yeah, it's "just a glitch" when it's almost exclusively the "questionable" ones it happens to! M-I-C K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!!!

Jesus and 'Mo [jesusandmo.net]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

By the creator of Atheist Pig!

Cute little shit

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

I call mine that all the time...a little shitten!

Yeah, she is not here to defend herself, but FUCK this sadist bitch.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Well, @LenHazell53 sorta said it all below. (With Hitch's help!) Not a good woman & certainly no "saint"! Her aim was to grow her ministry/order & she took money from anyone to do it. Even the worst dictators. A real piece of work & apt in many ways that the RC church beatified her!

I do however, have strong opinions on everything.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Hell, PETA deserves it for so many reasons!

Insurance merger

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

I guess that lizard has hidden "talents"!