? Don't just stand there! A little help please....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

As long as it's taking them down, not up!

Bad Lip Reading - State of the Union [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

LOL!

The most searched pornhub term by State.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

I love the "Kevin James" & "Goth Hospital" in there! LMAO! & Florida's "Boats"!

Shake them walls

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

He's gonna share with the whole neighborhood!

At least half of the people driving have business with a license

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Also, swearing gets it out of your system so you can be ready to swear at the next idiot, rather than obsessing over that one. Stop actual road-rage incidents, teach driver's swearing education!

So very true

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtEFEdrrXc4

Gonna be some shouting

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

This is an oldie, but still funny,...or tragic, but it's somebody else, so, funny!

Thanks for sharing

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

She's hoping she can find a good home for them!

Oh the Horror

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Animal abuse! Psychological torture! Oh, the horror, the horror!

Glad to see your out on bond Eric!!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Lock her up! Lock her up!

Let's give it to them

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

I always thought of that as my dining room, it was right next to where the spoons were & had a nice flat table to set-up on. These privileged kids nowadays need a "special" space? How special! LOL!

Bill here's your just reward... hope you like pizza...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Suddenly my mouth is watering?!?

This morning brought the dreaded foreclosure notice.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Wishing you the best, hoping for a swift bounce-back!

Bawk... bawk bawk... bawk...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

I'm not skeered, I got a friend!

There goes the neighborhood!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Obviously owned by a plumber!

Can I call this an intermission?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Sure!

Since singles awareness day is Friday..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe!

Expert flirting

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Haven't used that pick-up line, yet. I think I'll save it for emergencies!

[youtu.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

A very good start, & she seems to have some very good & experienced folks to help her out. I gave you a shout-out, btw!!!

...change my mind.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

This is perfect! I need this for this dweeb in my "Science..." Group that thinks he's smarter than Einstein! Seriously! (He's also a tRump-ette, what a surprise!)

Wouldnt want to be any other way.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

That's a sailor for ya'!

So much facepalm

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

No, no, no...fire this time, remember??? LOL!

If trump wins again

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

I did it before, & if I must... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUt0dZXPFoU

Something to set the mood.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwcBaG-S7UA

...........

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Like we hadn't already figured that out! I mean, you wrote it in your diary, dude!

Well, not quite.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Well, it can, & for rookies, it can come up even faster!

Get the message to him.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

It happened shortly after this...

Some lovely Valentine poems.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Some of those are hilarious! Thanks!

Apparently if you hate Trump you're a RINO.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

You noticed, eh? To tRump, even McCain (who btw, was not a fav of mine) was a traitor, tho tRump had neither his credentials as a Republican or as a POW Veteran. tRump is a chicken-hawk, a coward, a traitor & an opportunist! He's for himself & is using the Republican Party & may destroy it before he's done! & good riddance!

You can tell the cartoonist, Scott Stantis, is a Republican.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

I would never have guessed! LOL!

{Warning! This is not a meme!!! (LOL!)} I just hit Level 9.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

&, as a statement for those who are NOT happy for me, or may be sour-grapes, I "earned" my Points! I Host two Groups & help Mod one of the busiest Groups on the Site (here). I have 9500 Posts (with 34953 "likes") & 17,730 Comments (with 38303 "likes"). Anybody else have numbers even close? I do have an "advantage", if you want to call it that,...I'm on disability, so I have the time, but, I love this Site, for all the protesting I do about things I see as wrong. (Just as happens with my Country!). I love to share things I find interesting & hope others find them so also. So, be happy for me!

In case you were wondering

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Don't think I'd mind some tomato in a fruit salad for the contrast in taste, actually. You can keep your ketchup, tho. Much rather Heinz 57!

Breakfast is served

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

How thoughtful! His next line will be, "Don't make my bacon too crisp!"

Ya gotta remember not to do that.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

OMdog! Baby tRump!

Way to end the conversation.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

I'm getting to the point that I would budget that in! Dang, I need some contact!

Well, it happened again... ???

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Neither the seat nor the lid should be up, except when in use!!!

Announcements: This is for the less than 1% of the group who enjoy drama more than memes.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

(P.S. Memes about crocs that get Eric crazy are funny as hell & a not so secret pleasure of mine!)

A few more to add: blow me, grow a pair, stop your whining, and my favorite, eat me!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

If he can get "Not in this lifetime" on one of those little hearts, that guy is GOOD!

A few more to add: blow me, grow a pair, stop your whining, and my favorite, eat me!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

That last one is my favorite, too!!! Sooo, how about...

Redneck low rider

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Did this guy think leaving the doors of the trailer open would make it lighter???

Yo bro... no jeebus here

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

As the good doctor said...

And wears that like a badge of honor.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Me 'ats off to the Duke!

For that special someone...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Mmmmm, pepper!

act of dog

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Cthulhu hungry!

Is this a meme?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

A meme can be pretty much anything that imparts information & is passed along. I don't believe there is a hard & fast rule or definition. Dawkins, when discussing what a meme was mentioned fashion, songs, jokes, etc. So, any picture can potentially be a meme, "A picture is worth a thousand words." If you really want to be an "internet meme" purist, whatever that really is, good for you. Your particular definition does not rule the Group, tho. I'm sorry this disappoints you. Maybe you need to start your own Group???

Taking a wild guess

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Sexually harass your co-workers day??? LOL!

Sell crazy somewhere else.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

But, more & more of us do!

Just hanging around..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Dadadadada...Bat-..... well, just bat!

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phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Much better...LOL!

Sounds sensible to me

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

The moral is: If you don't confront the shit in your life it just gets passed down to your kids!

Just tellin' it like it is

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Not quite true. The Earth & sun affect my life every day!

Save the kids

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Just like the religious faithful, I doubt they'll ever say "sorry"!

.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

& order the production of even more starving children by being vehemently opposed to condoms, even in countries plagued by HIV/AIDS!

Read it and weep

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2019:

& all I can say is...

Happy Valentines Day!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

The only Valentine I'll be getting!

Jeebus can give a helping hand.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Yeah, I bet...

Air scoop.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

LOL!

Hockey bunnies.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Wanna bet they're willing to give it another go?!?

True story

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

That & a holiday dinner with your family!

Something..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Posted in "Feline Fanatics", with accreditation!

Can you guess/

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Platypus???

Bye bye kitty.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Go ahead & post this in "Feline Fanatics"!

This would be great

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

& brats!

That's sadistic

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

To bad you didn't have friends there & could have alternately honked from different spots in the lot!

I try not judge....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

& you're wearing crocs!

I bet they are making a fortune!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

You just better hope she doesn't still like you enough that she calls to arrange bail!

Big fish in a small pond

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

I dub thee Walmart-Amazon-Verizon-Comcast-Disney!

School for the gifted

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

More like school for the "special".

Adulting sucks...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Bad kitty!

This is a caption....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

The minimalism! The stark symbolism! The...utter lack of creativity!!! LOL!

....it helps.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

They just tend to be much more spectacular that way!

My headphones still have wires :(

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Hell, I still carry a boombox!

....and declare bankruptcy 7 times.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Look at the tiny little fingers! LOL!

Probably a repost but don't read other people's posts lol...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Accurate as hell!

Friend zone....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

I think I'm gonna start being less friendly!

Rejection stings.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

I'd hang on for a bit longer, they may just be playing hard to get!

I can't afford either sets....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

If my bills were only that attractively packaged, rather than in those white envelopes with all the red lettering!

I can wait a while.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Stress,...does a body good! Or not, I'll worry about it later!

And so it continues ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

You get two more votes here...

I know I do.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Not that big a fan of Journey, can I describe it as a Rolling Stone?

Something weirder.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Who's-ur-Daddy Long Legs!

Finger guns

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Yeah, I get a lot of that. (Does imagination count?)

Going through security ?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

TSA agent goes, "Oh, you've made this so easy!"

Shell shocked

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Anybody you know?

Good thing there aren't any mind readers here.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

I "heard" that! You ought to be ashamed!!! LOL!

Oh yes, this has happened.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Like the idiots, on the street, with their Bluetooth on the other side & they start talking as you're next to them... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4d8PHDG4yE

It's finally revealed... the pez head

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Just wait until they dig down a little...

Who’s guilty ?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Hell, if you can't get at least 5 out of the ten of the upper bunch, please...don't breed!

Smile, You're on candid camera.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

If the Kool-Aid Man on her panties starts "spilling", I'm outta here!

You had me at dancing sandwiches.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Dang, dear...that's three repeats in the bunch! You're not visiting as much as you ought to! You act like you have a RL or something!

Just ask for directions! Sheesh....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Damn! You'd think that stork was Moses in the damn desert!

E-card.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Well, the first one is usually straight, then I water it down with bourbon.

If I can't make you'all moan I'll make you groan

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Well, that & it's unproven pseudo-science, but, ok, yeah...

Slap some sense into her

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Slap her again just to make sure it sinks in! Then, go slap the baby just in case the stupid is genetic!

I like them both but funny is funny

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Damn straight!

Father and son

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Two monks walked onto a bus...

Five Second Rule

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

That's right, the Five-Second Rule Compact we have with germs & bacteria, an age-old pact, dating to...

Always wondered about this

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

I want them to bring back the codeine cough syrup!

Common Sense is not

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Yep, Common Sense is not at all common!

What the world owes you.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

On that "note"... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6ugTmCYMk