This has been making the rounds round social media today.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

There's a reason they call it "Misery"!

I might have stolen this from here....Forgive me heathens if I did

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

You did. Say five "Hail Hitchens" & one "Our Dawkins" & you will be absolved!!!

If only it could be fixed somehow

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

btw, did you vote for...LOL!

Fox News Says"Fairness" Shouldn't Be Taught In Schools [youtube.com] Apparently, I'm a Marxist.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Well, I do lean "socialist" on many issues (btw, we've already got a lot of socialism in this country!), & "fairness" is one of the primary reasons! That has always been one of the major reasons socialist solutions have been implemented,...Social Security, the highway system, public funded libraries, fire departments, police, & much more! We all chip in, & those with more "means" chip in more, to benefit all of us. That is a "Society", rather than anarchy or an oligarchy! & this will NOT stop investment, innovation, entrepreneurship at all! It's called a "fair" share!

This is my brand of "sexy": understated, and oh, so suggestive.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Anyone else not seeing the "Recent Photos" to the right?

The strugle is real....so...so...you know the rest.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

It must be contagious! I have that, too!

Go big or go home....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Just fuckin' go for it!

Still looking for my 10mm

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

LOL! That &, "FUCK!, that same damn knuckle again! Shit! I won't have any skin left on it! Damn! That fuckin' hurts!" Or words to that effect!

Damn Smart Appliances....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

I just can't imagine why anyone would leave this guy!!! LOL!

My house would be a wreck without them...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Ah, a DIYer. & your house is still standing???

Dead ringer....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Danny needs better glasses!

Yes.....yes it did.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Ouch!?!?

So geeked....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

I hear the Judge looks way sexy in his robe, so there's that!

You have to know how to talk to these famous peeps...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Gotta get their attention!

Congratulations.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Aw, Eric, you're making me blush!

My kids watched those movies everyday for like 3 years...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Yeah, the prisons there are much more hospitable!

Religious girls are great in bed....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Until they escape the restraints, that is!

Walking through life like....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Really ought to save that congratulatory blunt until after the exam!

I did just this morning....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

I've done the latter, don't need the stress any more. Somehow prostitution never paid off for me, & I thought my prices were quite within market standards!!! I even offered discounts for repeat customers, but, I never had to honor that!?!?

Romance is dead....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Rookie! Get her to drink the drugged wine first! Then you tell her!

Make Forests Great Again....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Stupid fucking tRum...er, I mean trees!

I see right through this pun....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Puns, Eric? You? Tho, it is funny!

Speaking of porn....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Especially with the internet!

Or both....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Family values!

much is rolling through my world today....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Will definitely cause many of the same symptoms!

Curtain call

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

& sometimes those classy ladies were too drunk to get a number, anyhow!

Probably not and don't plan on it either. Tickles is on his own.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

I'm searching for the OP (Obvious Plant) logo, & don't see it. Seems like one of theirs.

Art imitating life

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Another painting commissioned by tRump? At least this time he made it a family portrait!

Following a recent exchange I was going to post this into the thread then realised it would not have...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

& what makes you think bad taste is encouraged here??? LMAO!

Any day now we're sure to start feeling Trickle Down.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Yeah, that'll work...

wine at both locals

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

If you have that big a "butt" you may be drinking too much wine!

No offense intended

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Yeah, I don't roll that way...LOL!

It's Pee O'clock

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Be great if it only woke me once!

Amazon delivery

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Another couple of months, a little fattening up & Bar-B-Que season begins!

Why I hate mornings

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Dang! Have you seen your urologist?

I flu the coop

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

(grrrr-oan)

to be continued......

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

So is life in general, Calvin. Get used to it, kid!

Be honest, is this too much lettuce?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Crickey! Half of that thing is "too much"! I like to indulge as much as just about anyone, but that sucker is ridiculous! So, a Coke Light, a Sol "beer",...somehow I think you'll need more than that to wash that down!

Welcome new members SwampBatman and Artsywenchld.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Welcome, folks!

Nothing left out on this work of art.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

where's Waldo??? LOL!

Not a pork sausage

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

She's got him trained!

Stuart is a fucking genius.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4y4asj3sjM

My Valentine plans...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

At least memes don't reject you...

Except Shoah....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

& comedies, action films, & especially the news!

And now I'm divorced....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Sort of like...

How did they know my High School nickname?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

He'll be cummin' on the mountain when he cums...

As motivational as I get folks....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Aw, we love you too, Eric!

Rattlesnake Venom you say?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

& none contain gluten!!!

I excel at nothing....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

I seldom do nothing. I nap & read & post memes! Fulfilling, maybe not. Satisfying, most definitely!

....or trolls.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

I just let 'em loose. They do what they do, no attention needed, or, wanted for that matter! I do 'em for me!

Can't win with these people ....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

How about if we masturbate each other???

We hear what we want....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Some are more receptive...

Not you in particular....just the rest of the internet.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Yeah, like you didn't come in here already twisted as hell! Now, I hope we've helped, but we can't take all the credit!

No power in prayer

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Even tho it can be amusing...

Power in the blood

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Yeah, & so do vampires.What's you point, the massive amount of blood sacrifice in your bibble? Barbaric, misogynistic, homophobic, genocidal, idiotic piece of drivel!

I want to slap her

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

She didn't actually say this, did she? I know she is a shit-for-brains, but this seems much for even her!

The history of religion

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-HiIl7rgCs

Ok I know Im not a guy but....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I think everyone has finally got it by now, but, just in case...

Who hasn't wanted this?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

With tacos, too!

Did I mention I'm a chunky monkey? Oh, well. I endorse this meme.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Pizza, wings & beer!

Been there, done that. Didn't work.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

But, you don't have a "book", so there!

Got a feeling this is how some people think evolution is all about.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Oh, Croc-a-duck! LOL!

Let me get out my check list.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

So many Real Life lessons here!

That might just do it!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Oh, the regrets should be so many over this!

That's it exactly.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

That is hilarious! Science/dank/cats & memes! It's got it all!

Sure looks like 'em.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsSdvolQaSk

A spot for me!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I'll have you know I earned my belly! Well, at least paid for it with many (many, many) beers!

Jesus really wants him to be rich

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Can't stand that twat!

Not popular with the ladies

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KLSg1h0e-M

So cold it killed a ghost

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Ah, yes, it's a...

Sure we'll go with that excuse

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Something like this?

I don't really enjoy that

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I find it amusing, & revealing, as hell!

Want to post this in the Sexy Classic Picture Forum too. AOC is smoking hot!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Eyes wide-open, determined as hell & totally committed! What's not to like & admire, even if you don't agree with everything she says! (& I find I usually do!)

Awkard is funny

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Anti-anxiety meds not working, eh?

Remember Mad TV?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

No...LOL! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLM8uDKlR8o

I hope it's on purpose

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

So posted on FB!

I probably laughed too hard at this

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Now, if Bigfoot turned around we'd see if he has room to talk!

That would surprise me, too!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Lately, I've been feeling disconnected anyway. That's all I'd need!

Gettin' the hell outta there!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45yabrnryXk

Is there a doctor?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg

Today's cheese ???

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Let's try to limit it to one cheesy per day, ok? LOL!

Or a smile.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I don't think you're their type, you sexy thang, you!

Nothing like jeebus staring at your junk..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

While "touching" himself!?!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxkYw0Bm2Xg

Merlin, the party pooper.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

& Merlin is as big a prick as somebody else...

Borderline.. well that's questionable.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

"Borderline"??? LMAO!

Hell, can just use the bait

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I bet that's how you do your dick pics, too!

It could happen

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

It was a mercy!

When the next mass shooting includes me, I want the teddy bear.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Hooray for their...

Seems fair....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Impasse!

"In Heaven there is no beer, that's why we drink it here" is a popular polka

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

&, "spoiler alert", Climate Change may affect the availability of hops!!!

Pineapple please, hold the Anchovies

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Pizza may be what finally brings our country together. We know it won't be...

A collectible band tee shirt

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Bet this company will still have to pay royalties!!!

Definitely an Olympic Class sport

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I would for sure have rather viewed that than this last "Super" Bowl!

I'm afraid to ask

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Well, they're both smiling, anyway!

I'd like clarify some of our policies here at g:31 .

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I usually wouldn't do this to you again, but since you said it was "summery"...

Wheel of bullshit

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I really would love to check that thing out! If somebody went to the time & trouble to research all those different religions & set that thing up that would be amazing! & probably hilarious!

Colder than a witch's nipple shield

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Do you solder them on???

What up, dawg?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Tru dat! Da bomb!

MYOB level...savage!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Well, they've already carted the body away, I'll try to finish up before the wrecker gets here!

I posted this a year ago and it got only 1 like l...so here I go again.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Excellent way to spend your last day at work!