I should be more successful than I am.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I guess it depends on who you masturbate!

I would never have known...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Actually, you see that a lot with all these people taking videos on their phones of an atrocity taking place, but do nothing. Usually not even a 911 call! Reminds me of the Kitty Genovese case, & it's just gotten worse!

Sorry Pat's fans

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Just the opposite of "Deflate-gate"!!!

Putting it into perspective.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Not rumors,...Police Reports! LOL!

Not two, but one.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

At least he didn't go straight to disrobing!

Smile, this shit is funny.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Never did like jello, now more of a reason to detest it! What will be really funny is trying to sort out whose dentures are whose!

The last post appears first

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

We can show a side that can be tough to show in RL, & let out how twisted we really are!

Trump memes are the best

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

All good, but that first one is great!

Don't discriminate

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Totally depends on the type of bitch!

I understand lady

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Well, she likely is "doing her", BOB sales are doing very well, I hear!

Selfish attitude

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Hard to believe you're single!!!

Don't kill me

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

LOL! You almost ruined Spaghetti Carbonara for me,...almost!

Sometimes it feels like it

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I'd love to see what led up to that!

I might do this

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

But I bet Hobby Lobby will change it quick! I have no doubt their owners are big supporters! I'd rather support Michael's or any other place than them!

This is a little over the top

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

It can take a toll, for sure!

Dive right in

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Naked isn't necessary, but neither is a jungle! A little landscaping is a good thing!

Better alone than sharing a cell with Bubba

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Or, Ben Dover!

poor Joe!!!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

At least Obama knew & appreciated science, unlike our current "stable genius"!

Best advise I've heard lately

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Not a bad path to take, almost any time.

Great advise for all of us. Too bad I'll ignore it

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Tim is welcome in this Group, then! Well, as long as he has some good memes, that is!

Is that YOU, Harambe?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!

Cross between Old Spice chili & Brut beer

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

That is so rite! (LOL!)

If this were a title of a book, bet it would sell a few copies.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGa70tVYVKo

Checkin for cracks.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Up to at least the second knuckle,... of every finger!

Beer nuts anyone?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

To go along with his Scotch Eggs!

One big prickly dude.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

That looks far too close for comfort!

Hate it when that happens.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

If you're doing three-ways with 2 guys & a woman, the guys better be good friends!

Impregnate and still kicking?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

The outer vehicle for it, however, is getting a little creaky!

Trump Presidential Library

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

You forgot the issue of Forbes that had him on the cover!

Welcome new members superdave and JoeReyes.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Welcome!

I have just encountered an anomaly in the visitors listing on a post.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

For the last number of days Posts in "Memes R Us" have often not shown the "Visitors" list at all, & then, on the next Post they do. No apparent rhyme or reason.

Applause please

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Or a Mutual Infestation Society?

Interesting forecast.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

forecast is accurate no matter where you live!

...........

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

There's a little word in English, hold on, it'll come to me,...oh, yeah...NO!!!

Scarier than REDRUM?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

At least it's not a Deepak Chopra title!

Some things are never a bargain.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

I've actually got one or two of those...(now, where did I bury them???)

This says it all!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

We've got some black widows in the yard, & the occasional scorpion. Unless you live farther out the odds of a rattler are very slim. & I've been in shirtsleeves when I've gone outside for the last week! They are still playing the Phoenix Open right now. Here's some shots of the last two days...(oh, & there's golf, too!)

ICE Failed to Hold Detention Center Contractors Accountable, Report Finds [npr.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Waste, inefficiency & incompetence waste so much damn time & money! Not even talking about some of the out & out graft!

ABORT! ABORT!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Drink sweet margaritas & you can cut down on the eating a bit!

The more you know ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

What used to be Religious Belief is now known to be wishful-thinking & a childish fear of death. In other words...Grow the Fuck Up!

This made me laugh.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Or, if they're kicking me out I use another descriptor word for the Bags!

What can I say?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Yeah, I bet you crack you up all the time!

Somehow I doubt it.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Oh, I'm sure he's a real Mother...

Pretty awful.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Yeah, but we're descended from apes, & often it shows!

Here's a groaner.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Do another one like that, Tom, & I'll make you run while juggling active chain-saws!

Slipped right out of the bun.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Depends on the position & enthusiasm involved!

Where is evil?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Using the two of these, I think this Bull is answered...

I've No More Fucks To Give! - Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

You can tell you've hit the big time when you're performing for a bunch of empty suits. Could be Congress???

Honest question.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Well, firstly, this technically should probably have been Posted in "General" or somewhere, rather than here (you'd get a wider "audience"), but that's a minor thing. No big. As to your question, either destination can be deifying & entertaining. The amount of history in places like the "Holy Land", whether one is religious or not, is amazing & if you plan things right you can touch on a hell of a lot! Hawaii has its own allure. The flora & fauna there is unique & lush, & you've got an active volcano! Best bet is to ask your Dad what interests him most & what he's physically up to. Hope you both have a great time no matter where you end up, even if it's Brooklyn!

Hear ye, hear ye!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Sounds yummy! & nuts, of course, but yummy!

Buzz kill.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Some fans tend to take it a bit too seriously!

My secret's out!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

If that is your Profile you may want to pad it a bit!

It's my best exercise!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Or do the same with a too emphatic face-palm!

It's all part of my service...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

I may let you understudy!

We are all a bit weird...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

& I ain't tellin'! I'm not sure of all the Statutes of Limitations, so,...

This is ALWAYS true!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

I had to laugh at that!!!

Nowhere NEAR enough!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Or, not where I am, anyway!

Not gonna happen!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv9sDn_2XkI

Keepin' my mouth shut never got me into trouble!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Sometimes trouble is its own reward!

I know what's going on my bedside table!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Oh, my, they better stock Depends in that world, someone is gonna need them!

That would be weird.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

This guy has GOT to stop smoking Ron's stuff before work!

This summarizes my love life. (Not mine personally, but ...)

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Nope, that is, if not me, my double! That's ok, tho, I have a flask!

Family friendly porn.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Needs to be a gif!

That would get my attention.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

The lesson here, children, is to ALWAYS read the fine print!

Idk if it's more comforting or alarmimg that others feel this way as well.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Oh, btw, that first step is a doozy!

Brings a tear to the eye.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

& he's not afraid to use it, either!

Oh no!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Grandpa would not have approved!

Little help here Bill!! Water, food? What?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Depends. Is she dalliance or dinner???

Nope, gave away my last one.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Can't seem to grow another one for ya', either...

Jordan Peterson VS Christopher Hitchens - Were The Nazis Atheists? - Cult of Dusty [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I will admit, nay, revel in the fact, that I loathe Jordan (is a ) Peterson! Chopra-Lite! If he was half as smart as he claims he is he would be twice as smart as he really is! Cannot stand him!

Really now?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Be very careful what settings you use when!

Snow days are Hell

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

With a weekend coming up! Oh, hell!

Don't fight them

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Hold the damn flute 'til the commercials, tho, 'k?

A war against intelligence

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

That should be on all his buildings!

You're welcome here if you assimilate

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I gotta go with the two comments below. "Life is change." Deal with it!

Wouldn't mind being there right now.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

71 for the Phoenix high today, was 74 yesterday. (We have a cold front moving in, it may get down to a high of 61 by Sunday!!! Brrr)

I have no words

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

This one deserves...

Ginger magic

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Doesn't happen that often anymore! Landscaping!

This has happened ,never.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Oh, you poor, poor man.

Your Mother humor

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Gotta love "yo mama" memes!

It's a fish, tank.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Give me a few saki bombers to go with it & I'm ready!

Going to feel that exam

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Notice the smile on the guy in the pink tights!

Probably isn't going to work

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

No, he'll just figure you're making room for him!!!

Just stop it

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Not just calls. I get mail about once a month, warning that my car's warranty may be ready to expire...I own a '91 Mercury Grand Marquis, ya' fuckin' think!!!??? At this point it's a "drive it 'til it dies" car. I don't need no stinkin' warranty!!! LOL!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

The whole concept of "Free Will" is changing rapidly. There is some very interesting reading & studies out there now. "Free Will" by Sam Harris & "Freedom Evolves" by Daniel Dennett are two good ones. Recommended, because, I just had to do it!

Hey....not so fast, buddy boy

phxbillcee comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Could be just a very poorly run bungee-jump!?!?

That's true

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Or, his incoherent tweets, either!

Would be unnerving

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Especially when you realize the exam is going on & the doc has both hands on your shoulders!

Flex tape that hole!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

I'm Old School, I'll just go with good old duct tape!

It isn't working

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Hey, works just as well as "Thoughts & Prayers"!

Nobody wants them

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Maybe they can be the ball boys. Chase the strays, hand out towels...just don't let them in the showers with you!

Okay, then.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

It's also weird, a meme gets posted for the first time. Let's say it gets 20 views & 3 "Likes". Three to four days later someone else posts the same meme, gets 40 views & 25 "Likes". Timing & the fickleness of the viewers is what does it, you never know.

Exersize is very nice.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Uh, Ron, did you notice the correct spelling of "exercise" was right in the meme???

Look out Bill!! I think they're on to you.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Only until I can wrap them in your shower curtain & get them out to my trunk. I'm not uncivilized, after all!

I'm just glad Minnesota isn't the coldest

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Excellent! Stolen!

Hopefully as new here as it was to me

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Cool, man, now will you please pass the blunt!

"i'm laughing! i'm laughing!"

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Hell, there's enought to go around...Bill Gates LMAOO!!! Warren Buffet, he's rich, too!!! Oh, so funny! Hahaha! Ron Jeremy! He's, well he's funny, too!!! ROFLMAO!

Looks like something I would do.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

I learned long ago to put the alarm clock on the other side of the room. Most mornings were just fine, but there were those "special" ones, & if I used the snooze, or even worse, turned it off telling myself I'd be right up, well,...late at the best!

...........

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Old School!

You tell em Wanda.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Got to Hell & we'd be swell! For your crime there's Mueller Time!