Test failed

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

I did it! (Two seconds is a win, right?)

New muzzle

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Now, bring him to the dog park!

Objects in mirrors are closer than they appear

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

A brick from the sidewalk would do it!

Bad day.....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

& that's just to mark his territory before he...

Caryophyllales

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Cholla can be a very good reason to stay on the trails! Believe me, this is a Phoenix boy talking to you! Yo are much more likely to run into them than rattlers!

Richard Dawkins

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

There is a YT channel called Atheist Cat, & it is sometimes hilarious & always over the top!

Once, twice, three times...??

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Love the playfullness!

Ikea demon.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Good one!

Kind of like this group lately

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Oh, how true that is!

Don't leave the students alone in the band room

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

& summoned by the sound of the horns...Brass Man!

Modern dogs

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

These young pups!

Can't break it in gently

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

That's why I try not to be cruel, but have given up on polite!

No room to talk

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

But, they won't.

Now we're even

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Oh, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy,...& you were doing so well!

It doesn't make sense

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Oh, we have a National Emergency all right, it just has nothing to do with the border!

Impressive burn

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

So well countered! Even to the "Hi, Satan" opening! Touche, Doctor, touche!

That would be bad

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Still a Classic!

Try the Buddha patch

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Not to be confused with the Buddy Patch, which is the male version of the Tramp Stamp!

Lactose intolerant

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Three bottles of Moscato a night will do that!

Since I take requests... Sense of humor required...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XASZpJcgVLI

So fucking true it hurts like a MOTHERFUCKING TOOTHACHE, Motherfuckers!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Funny, that, eh?

Isn't that worse?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening at around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. “Where have you been?” demanded his wife when he entered the house. “Darling, I can’t lie to you,” the husband said. “I’ve been having an affair with my secretary and we had sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn’t wake up until eight o’clock.” The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, “You lying bastard! You’ve been playing golf!”

Believe in yourself

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Good one!

Quite a collection

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

If she actually uses some of those, she doesn't need a man,...She needs a bull! (& Depends!)

I'll fact check this later

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Even if not true, it's funny!

A good ryhme this time

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

We'll deal with Crime at Mueller Time!

1992 Mad Magazine-Why should we believe Donald Trump?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Answer: Never. He's always lying!

I'd say so.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Guy??? (Now I'm gonna get it! LOL!)

Need something for that burn?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Scrubs was a funny show, except for the lead character!!! LOL!

Aaaaaackk!!!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

I really thought that was Ann Coulter for a second there! I do know I'd get a Rabies vaccine if I ended up anywhere near her!

Sounds reasonable.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

If I thought he had a mind! I really can't stand that guy! Other than that, funny meme!!!

Unbelievable.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Well, Zebraforce almost sounds like Space Force, & I voted for tRump, so,...I'll go with D, final answer!

...Doctor?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Better living through tRumpCare!

Hasn't had his coffee.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Breakfast of Champions!

Another last minute drunk DIY.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Pick me, Monty, pick me!

Tooth fairy has gone overboard a tad bit.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

"Molar boy, oh, my little molar boy,..." (Sung to the tune of "Soldier Boy"!)

Not sure why anyone would want to be like HQ and the Joker. That shit was toxic AF.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Even puts Bogie & Bacall to shame!

Ideas can hurt

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

FEer's are hilarious, ant-vaxxers are dangerous!

Probably gets in the way

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Then, why did you fly to Thailand???

What the fuck do you know ?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

I'm a fucking genius, ya' bastard!

Why was this rejected????

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

The Thought/Morality Police are on the prowl, again!

Opening all those little packages was the hard part.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Oh, yes we do...

WTF Chris, no more family secrets for you.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

What a generous guy!!!

Just a walk in the park.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

As long as it's not hers!

Welcome new member ILAgnosticVegn.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Welcome!

Realistic mannequins

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Dad-bod dummies!

I'll pass....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

I bet that sells well in Whole foods!

That tat of Nixon should keep Bubba off his back.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

At least if Stone does time, Nixon will finally do his, too!

Here, brought you some emails to read

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Anticipation...

Seems about right size

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Well, it's either babies or dognuts, I'll have a helping of the first, please!

Seems only fair

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Bring on that bratty 10 yo!

Fuck Garden

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Or this slightly less homey version...

I don't think that's what's happening there...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

I'll take some of that "money"!

I don't remember this one.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Now, I've danced with one for some of my ladies, never had to bend over like that! Only ran as I chased them to the bedroom, was too focused to notice, then!

Bet it's loaded.. with meat.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Notice, they don't use the apostrophe on the "...eaten dicks."

Where do they go?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Maybe they get lost in the dryer with that other sock!

It's about the comma.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

.........................

Wishful thinking or just pleasantly surprised.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0siYUjV9UM

Warning: old fart's pun ahead.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

The hell with "Go to your room"! Lock that little bastard in the cellar!

She's still out there.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

But, does she...(LOL!)

Why didn't I do this when I was in public school? On second thought I shouldn't ask.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

I won't do the Pledge any more. But, even when I still did, I just went silent for the "under god" part, & picked it up after. I think the wording is archaic & inane & should be reworked, as I also would like a better Anthem.

Washing your monkey makes it happier.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

It seems choking my chicken has the same effect!

Been there.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Did they actually come up on the sidewalk? I would think that would be a total no-no!

I use this motto on the woman who lives with me. She's not buying.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

You should post this in "Feline Fanatics"!

I know this guy!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Or, how could I put up with you perverts!

I bought these.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Not quite powerful enough!

One of fundamentalism's stranger theories.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

As does "Harry Potter", &...

Am I a troll if I only troll trolls?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Well, I guess you would be a troll troll.

Happens too often

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Sorry, what did you say, I was just going over there...

We sure lost a lot of potential music

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Could have done without the halos, but still "The All-Dead Revival Tour" would kick ass!

that'll get it done

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

LMAO! That was funny!

Stay,who's a good doggy.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

When the cost of Dental Insurance is too high...

Noah's ark did not exist

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

A Golden Oldie!

All together now!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

You just knew somebody had to do it, & it figures it would be me! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZa26_esLBE

Best laid plans and all that.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

You're supposed to plan this thing? I've been winging it for decades!

They're taking it as a challenge, now!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

As they saying(s) go...

Because adulting is hard!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

I'm sorta here...

Too, too true.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

I can shee the two of you jush fine!

That's an answer we all have find for ourselves.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

A Mod for "Memes R Us"???

Well, this is true!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Tho waking up next to Snow White wouldn't be bad!

Harley cuts right the heart of things!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Sometimes just ignoring them works, if not the killing them thing is always an option!

Said the Dread Pirate Roberts

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOrb0G0tw08

So damn true!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

I'm definitely a bit of a Sapiosexual, though along with intelligence you've gotta have a sense of humor! (Also, big boobies help a lot!)

Doctor, Call me Doctor

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Bond, Doctor Bond...

If she wants one, she'll ASK for one!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

How about,...

Playing what I want on my birthday weekend, If you max out here feel free to join me at &TabuIsland...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Happy Birthday!

Such a wide variety

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Why don't they carry tRump's size???

Cats do do that

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

(psst, Tom posted that earlier today...)

Creative

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Jello is disgusting enough...but, that is hilarious! Now, getting them sorted out!!!

Such a wide variety

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Well, let's see, I'm somewhere between...

Amazing how that works

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Commas are important...

Been there, done that

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

I'm beginning to feel that way about logging in to this Site!

Well that's honest

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Notice, didn't promise to make an effort to change, just to pretend.

Misleading title

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

One disappointed & mis-led cat!

Really?? The meme with the lady shooting pool was deleted? SMDH

phxbillcee comments on Jan 27, 2019:

I didn't see it, so it doesn't count...re-post it! This is getting absurd & I am going to explode over this crap! I've been Blocked from the "Trolls..." Group for defending one Post already, & I will re-iterate, if I find that any member of this so-called "Review Team" is in this Group, they will be Blocked! I will not tolerate anonymous, self-righteous snitches in a "Bad Taste" Group! I am tired of the censorship, I'm tired of the heavy-handedness & I'm tired of the air of "it's for your own good" attitude that reminds me a LOT of Religion! There is never an explanation, there is never a reason & some are using it as an excuse to Boot people from the Site! & they are NOT happy that I won't tolerate it! Bunch of self-appointed Guardians of Morality!

Censorship sucks!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Either that or he's got hemorrhoids!

Homemade Shade!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Or, taking it out!

Too close to cannibalism

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Hmm, if I recall...

Dirty old man

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

I guess it was worth a try!

It can help

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Actually, the alcohol is the only thing allowing me to pretend to like people!