Soo bad.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

We really, really, really need a "groan" emoji!

Times are a changing

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

& in a few years they'll be 50 lbs overweight & showing signs of diabetes! Ah, progress!

Wow. That's bad

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

But, just in case...

Say pretty please

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

LOL! If only that would really work!

Time to groan again

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

I think she's reading a bit into that!

Hope everyone has the type of New Year's Eve that they prefer / want / like .

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Thanks for the New Year's wish & the timely reminder...good any time of year! All the best, y'all!

Gotta love the Shatner comma!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Love this one!

Last day of the year

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Not gonna fuckin' happen! But, a man can dream.

Knowing what your kids really hear

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Hey, at least it isn't a "Ball-less Wonder"!

Gma got your back

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Get a job, kid!

Wish they would

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

The only pill for that is cyanide! (& Happiness!)

Here's your sign Bill

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

No, my sign is Dinosaur...

Puntastic...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Golden Moldie groan!

At least it's hairless

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

I don't use falsies!

And it works

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

I just got cross-eyed & snot all over my screen!!!

Of course our fearless leader won't see this

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

I'm tellin' Eric! (He'd get a kick out of it!)

Few things worse than being irrelephant

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

That's right! You're an a-relephant!

Most days are like this

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Often, but not usually when I'm on this Site! So glad I found this place a year ago!

Better to be a Smartass than a Dumbass

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Love it! My avatar probably ought to say, "...& a Smart-ass!"

Oof oof oof

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

Fly away high, little wish ❤️

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

I wish she used Charmin!

Shut up and watch the movie

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Exactly! I know some like this. Amazing I've never been brought up on charges!

Imma keep eating whatever I want then

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Did you do a name change??? Or, are my senior moments becoming more frequent?

Putting alkaline water in my ear helps me lose weight...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

It is fun putting some of the combinations together...Rubbing raw eggs in my underwear realigns my chakras! Can't wait to try it!!!

I called my psychiatrist's office this morning and informed him that I was leaving to see another ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

You did what you had to do, & did it well! Good luck with the new doc!

Where to mice park their boats? At the Hickory Dickory Dock.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

We SO need a "groan" emoji!

Is that a light?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Just goes to prove...

[agnostic.com]

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

One to watch, for sure!

Great news for christians.....not so great for the rest of us.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

That's ok. I didn't even figure to make it to just 650!

Not again.....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

We SO need a groan emoji!

Non-pasteurized Breast Milk! Call the FDA!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

I'd rather get it from the source rather than second-hand!

Putting alkaline water in my ear helps me lose weight...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

I've got to admit, "Rubbing a mandala in your underwear to reveal past lives" sounds much more interesting than mine!

And choose the hours for whatever day you picked: All hours are EST.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

I'm in MST, so I went later, tho it is Sunday (& I'm not working anyway!), I just do better in "meetings" online in the evening, so...

Intermission. With candy.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

ROTC America & Captain America!

Please recycle

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Wouldn't it actually work better the other way 'round?

So Group meetings I'm doing a poll.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Will do time at a later time, or ('cause I'm such a pain...) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDP9jLwzh0g

So Group meetings I'm doing a poll.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Can't do Day of Week & Hour selection...One choice only.

So Group meetings I'm doing a poll.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Didn't know you were so into bondage that you had weekly "meetings"!!!

You can do this.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

That would probably take a frontal lobotomy & all I have is a bottle in front of me!

Best thing I learned today!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

That is a great bit of trivia!

how many perverts does it take?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Why one would place one of the sharpest, most brittle & most easily breakable things in one of the most delicate places in your body is mind boggling!

This is me!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Happens every year, too!

Cracked me up.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Wait until later in the evening & they get all the "objects stuck up anus" reports!

Worth a nasty look.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

& steals the blankets!

Attention ladies!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

I'm thinking of changing my name!

Good old Florida.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

&, now, Florida woMan!

His face kills me!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

His life flashed before his eyes, but, since it took almost no time, he kept getting re-runs!

Love this one.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

LMFAO!

I bet that would work, too.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

& they're slitting your tires & keying your car to annoy you when you get back!

Change of plans...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

She was gonna use that damn dress, one way or another!

Good Tinder profile.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

I want her phone #!

I think that would work.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

It would work until you got someone that got to the "I'm a good dancer" level on the previous Jack bottle. They wouldn't even see it!

Wheres Bill?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Even I'm not THAT horny! Wait, does she...

Welcome new member MiguelG.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Welcome!

A friend shared this article with me today - I thought it was pretty interesting, so now I'm sharing...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

This is your brain on dope(y ideas)!

Very similar to another one posted here but different cute doggie

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Yep, most popular meme of December 2018 in this Group, hands down!

True that.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Well played, indeed!

Good idea

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Doesn't work near as well in print!

I'm a smart one

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

The best five years of your life, except for maybe the four years in seventh grade when the girls were a bit older!

Every cat

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

I don't know, it looks like he's exercising just fine...

And ya gotta be silly. Cause I love to laugh.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Let's ambulate to my abode & examine the etchings in my boudoir prior to imbibing some fermented fruit of the vine, laced, for you, with the finest aphrodisiac, & then the slow disrobing to sensual instrumentals & retiring to my sleeping platform for a multitude of sensuous pleasures! In other words,...let's get drunk & screw!!! LOL!

For anyone with a dog

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

So true, but so many false alarms!

Pretty much

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

(Let me state right off, almost no one, but me, has the time or inclination to click on all of the posts here. So, with that being said...) I think we've got a new record, folks! Four times posted in three days! Not to mention in some of the other groups! The most popular meme of December 2018 is this one!!! No applause, just throw likes!

Well....ok then...lol

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Gotta stick together! Which one is you & which one is @KKGator?

But it's changing the time... unfair!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

That's actually a pretty low bar.

I most certainly am not!!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Where's his whip???

And he's laughing

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

You're supposedly so damn rich, pay for it yourself & have Mexico pay you back!

Ernie Ernie Ernie...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Incredible how many good dank memes are Bert & Ernie memes.

Noooo fear...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CdVTCDdEwI

Did you know?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Maybe Pennywise's Mom?

Back the past

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

We can rebuild her! Stronger, faster, more compliant!

How cool is that?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Probably can't do over 50mph, tho!

Patch of honor?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

LMFAO!

This kid!! ....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Doin' what comes naturally!

Get your date for the new year

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Me & Jameson...does that make me gay?

Ugh.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Your call, but if he's asking money from you, he may be doing so with others. Maybe you ought to "out" him to give a heads up?

Kitty family.....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Are you positive that's the daddy? For all of them?

I was totally surprised to hear Gregg Allman sing this old Skip James song: So good, feeling the ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

He's still got it!

That goes both ways.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

My cat doesn't smile...

I think I might need to expand the range of my social crowd.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Doesn't seem like it's chilly. Maybe she's just happy to see us?

It has happened once or twice.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Mad Dog made me see that color, but Mad Dog is NOT that color!

The day my childhood died.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Well that & the palanca you were swinging!

Bout right!!! Apparently lack of sex leads to grammar errors as well

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

That means you may actually have had sex, but don't remember it? Sounds like the '70's!

Good question

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Somehow that question is never answered...

My friends in Arizona like to show off their cactus

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

You peeked!

Hey, ya'll.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Glad to see you back! You will bounce back in not time! (Wish I could lend you a few points!) XOXO

Humans, they have the reverse midas touch.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Humans, fucking things up now for over 10,000 years!

Confession time

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

I'm guessing she's had the full treatment or he wouldn't be as surprised right now!

I shit you not

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

& thus a tradition was born!

Hmmm something is a bit off

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Be kind! The poor woman has had it hard. Look what she has for children!

And when you get there fuck off some more

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

LMAO!

I really don't know what to say...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Ah, & British humor, so utterly profound!!! (Just kidding, you gave us Monty Python, & the Carry On series, so I can say nothing bad!)

Better late than never

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Well, that's the Brits, either always a little ahead or a little behind! LOL!

Show me your Xmas jumper

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Must be one of those alternate universe episodes. Sounds like London slang to me. Must be on the HMSS Enterprise! (Her Majesty's Space Ship)

Who's up for some sinning?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

A classic!

The new girlfriend.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Honesty, not always the best policy!

It doesn't quite fit, but...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Something makes me think he hasn't read it.

............

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

& another atheist... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEu07RzZgbU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8c3tZP6Bb4

Bluetooth jumper cables

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Any takers so far?

Boob holders are more expensive than jeans! WTH!?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Ma'am, I'd be more than willing to step up & do what's right! My hat (& pants) are off to you!