Missionary Position ?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Even tho the outfits help solidify the meme, I am really so glad they're clothed!

Goes from a 9 or 10 straight down to a zero real quick

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Yep, perception changes really quickly!

Yep, makes perfect sense

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Is that why you're so shitty???

Wish list item, heh

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Guarantees that god will hear you, not that he'll do anything! You know, mysterious ways & all that!

Wish list item, heh

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

So nice you posted it twice? This has more comments, so I'll like it, too, but you ought to lose the first one. Nobody likes a pushy poster!!! LOL!

Oh, that Donner...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

That is just great! Led into it perfectly! So putting this on FB!

I don't know what this means, but it sounds dirty.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Are you sure you don't need three???

Go ahead and groan.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

One more pun like that & in the tent you go! LOL!

The most complex (and funny) venn diagram I've seen.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Excellent!

Are you sure?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Well, we wouldn't be sure if you'd stop sending these to all our female members...

Little xmas spirit to spread your way.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

That is just odd.

Milk, it does the body good, but only if you use my sponge.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Looks like she's an equal opportunity watcher, anyway! I don't think I'd take her up on it even if she used the sponge!

Hold on, I gottcha

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Don't think I've ever seen one sitting that high, or in that much distress!

Nope, it's in a safe place.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Not wrong at all, just honest!

I think Ron beat em to it.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Yeah, but he'd share, at least! (The Grinch I mean!)

Welcome new members Heffy1966 and MrChange.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Welcome, welcome!

While the Amish community is well established in many areas they are relatively new to my Island.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Automatically reminded me of... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg

Gotta give credit where credit is due.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

such a sly devil!

In Dallas we have 10 Mexican resturaunts for everyone of another type.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

&, for chimi's, whether you want it deep-fried! (I live in Phoenix, I know what you mean!)

She swallowed a huge load.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

LOL! Nice butt, tho!

Why wait for a birthday, Christmas and New years are coming.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

You can always use...

To each according to what they deserve

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Oh, dang that is cold!!! LOL! Wednesday is the bomb!

Peter Pan complex

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

I resemble that meme!!!

Somebody had a busy day at work.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Because of... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMpW2dBeeUg

Mythology...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Spot on! Love this one!

Made me look twice...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

That may have been the point! (so to speak)

How surprising.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

The cheapest anything anywhere is seldom gonna satisfy.

And God said...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Same to you, oh, you can't hear me, can you?!?

DIY rapture machine

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

That works, I guess, but I think I'd rather tie them en masse to one of Elon Musk's rockets!

‘Tis the season

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Honestly, I love it when they stop by, & almost always have time for them. I try to have them leave confused, at least! Ah, good times! (I usually know the bibble at least as well, or better than they do!) Mormons can be even more fun! THAT story is even wackier, if you can believe it!

Florida reindeer.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Perfect! Oh, it's so good to have you back & posting!

Do ? boobs count as porn?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Only if you're an elephant, I would think.

Y'all ever see a ewe tree?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Good one! Missed you, dear! Thank you for visiting.

Hey capt Ron? Is this you? Lol

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Not a vegan by any means, but I can go for a salad with a nice steak. Along with a baked potato with butter & chives & sour cream & maybe fried zucchini or fresh asparagus sauteed w/ real butter! I like many veggies, but they are "add-ons", not the main entree! Also, I drink whole milk, when I drink it (seldom) & don't buy or consume low-fat alternatives to products. Butter, not margarine. Real sugar if needed.

Wisdom.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Those are cats! You know how they like to "play" with things hanging down & swinging like that!

Just go away

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Fuckin' A! & thank you FFRF & American Atheists for fighting to keep it that way! (Support them!)

Damn hamster wheel!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Larson was great!

Moving on from the chem-trails.....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

It's the Illuminati!

Shrimp on the barbie?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Shrimp on the Barbie on the barbie!

Ooops... Gotcha

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Ah, just gotta love Cyanide & Happiness!

Smart and stylish!!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

We obviously have totally different definitions for both "smart" & "stylish"!!! (Yeah, I know (hope) you were being sarcastic!)

Racist dummy

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Idjit!

Ohhh so that's why

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

The term is Fremen, get your Dune references right!!! LOL!

Maybe these are getting old

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

The Goth doesn't look phazed, maybe the sloth just isn't very...

Mummy mum mum

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Cold, cold, cold! Mum's a real bitch!

Some beings have all the fun :)

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

& very well coordinated!

What a time to be alive!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

We know at least one person that goes for this...

Hi.. I'm Ms. Claus.. What do you want for Christmas?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

This is why Santa only works one day a year!

QUISLING.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

There goes another name that won't be passed on much!

Deleted "Omaha Stylee" group.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

I think your "mechanic" idea may do the best. Not my thing but there are many, ladies included, that are into their vehicles & may have repair type questions. Most everybody has a car, so,... The other two sound interesting, but I'm not sure how widespread the interest would be. I could be wrong. Just as an FYI, you are always welcome to post any history themed articles or links in my Group (Shameless Plug (tm))... https://agnostic.com/group/ScienceHealthHistoryBits ! Best of luck, however you go.

waxup has been blocked.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

When I came online this morning & saw the number of consecutive posts "she" made, & their nature, I knew this would be a slam-dunk, so I didn't even bother to block from my Groups as I knew "she" wouldn't be here for long!

She's at it again! She is a friend of mine since HS.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Lovely woman.

Apparently my first posting of this was rejected according to this site’s e-mail. ??

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Mickey Mouse crap continues! This is a classy post!

I keep noticing so many that look at the memes & not only never comment, but are even too stingy to ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Just to illustrate, so far there are 16 views, let's say 15 'cause I may be one. 6 comments & 5 "clicks", & 3 of those that commented also clicked. See what I mean! Sorry, folks, that is just sad, as an orange dude with weird hair once said!

ADIT - An adit (from Latin aditus, entrance) is an entrance to an underground mine which is ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

& an often used term in crosswords!

Kid tells it like it is

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Tell 'em, kid!

Better Living Through Chemistry!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

I saw that sign early & took it way too seriously! But, I'm much better now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8KdtJOCzOU

& I laugh & laugh & laugh...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

RIP Hitch! Passed 12/15/2011, we won't see his like again soon.

For any guitar players out there...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

I don't play, & I found these funny!

I'm on my way!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Any minute now!!!

I'll get right to it!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

I have a circular file right here!

I can relate

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Shut up!!! LOL!

Now that's a bacon burger

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

The candy of meat!

Glad you like it

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Silence of the Goats...it puts the tin can in the basket...

Free stuff is good

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

The clothes-pin will help get your clothes dry. The washer, on the other hand, will not add to your wardrobe cleanliness!

Bada bing....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Too late, bro.

And I don't have one

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

I knew you didn't. Tho there may be one or two you pass by, mostly it's, 'You see it, you like it & think it's a bit dank, you post it.'

Obi wan???

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Dang! & I used to like cannoli w/ a good frappuccino!

P0rn & Fapping Meme Dump!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Dang, girl, spread these out! Do one at a time, or at least less than 10 at a time, & get points for each post. (Rookie mistake!!!) When you get to Level 8 you get a free t-shirt (& maybe a pen!!!) You only have 45,500 points to go! LMAO! (btw, just fuckin' w/ ya'!)

Animal meme dump! (Some NSFW)

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

#1 is good, a few variations on that around. #2, talk to Ron. #3, true for dogs & cats, but with cats you may get claws...in all the wrong places! #4, you fowl fucker! #'s 5 & 7 should be together. #8, You ain't near OG enough, LOL! #9, ooookay. #10, Darwin would hate you, & maybe Dawkins, too!!! LOL! All in all, good job!

They all look like dog butt to me..

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Yeah, all puppy poo-poo!

False advertising

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

fuggin' idiots!

How many thousands have you received in your lifetime, ladies? ?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

I was gonna do a "tricky" dick pic, too, but see that Glenn beat me to it, so...

Is a little weird I suppose

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Oh, so true & so embarrassing!

Show Me On The Doll Where SNL Hurt You.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Let him fill out one of these...

Let's try this...Dweebo Deershagger

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Well, it's consistent...Stinky Deercrap.

I adore the voice of Sarah Vaughan.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Such a great voice, one of my Dad's favs!

Just a gator riding a manatee...nothing to see here lol

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Ya' think that manatee is gonna complain? That gator's mother could be anywhere!

Could be a problem.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

My kitten is fine being held, right up until a camera is pointed at her!

Very nice

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

@Taladad posted this here just a few hours ago. Good meme, tho!

Step 1.....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Ask & you shall receive... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0spqQtMKg

The way to beat Thanos.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

You mean the genocide won't do it???

That's a rare one.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Please don't tell the New Agers!

Clever! Took me a second.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

& they combined beautifully in her!

Happens Everytime He Listens to the Dead

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Heather did the same post with Pink Floyd just a few hours ago. I almost made the Dead comment to it! LOL

This one is for phxbillcee.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Thank you, dear! Be sure to post Part 2!

If I watch The Craft and AHS a few more times, can I join the anti-Trump coven? [patheos.com]

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Sometimes (mostly?) these conservatives are so damn weird!

Some people get upset if you say "Happy Holidays"

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

They'd just love me then when I wish them Happy Festivus! (for the rest of us!)

Are you a good father to your children ?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Same goes for kittens! (Like the little beast-demon that adopted us!)

Loved this one

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

As they say on the airplane, put your own oxygen mask on first before helping anyone else!

Very funny

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

If you can't defend it, maybe you shouldn't hold it!

Xtian thinking at it's finest

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

So glad I'm sick! (Go ahead, I'm ready!)

Not in this lifetime

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Some days, I have the motivation. Most other days...fuck it!

Oh come on now

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Just totally agree with that second one! & most of that list are members of this Group!

Don't piss in my Cheerios

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

I've known women like that!

Happens too often

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

She is such a twit, tho!

True love....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

I sure hope that's the groom!

Can you help me with this

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

That "I do" can do you in!

Old school signage

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

That's great!

Well I never..

phxbillcee comments on Dec 19, 2018:

I guess we would be even less so! I can see it now, "I have these atheist friends who are into Dank Memes that will vouch for me!" LOL!