For you, girlfriend

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Took this as I'm sure it will come in handy here a time or two (or three or four!).

Can't even donate without questions

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

& if you would have told her, you'd have to add her blood to the mix!

Wouldn't want it any other way.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

I resemble that remark!

There is a very fine line, tread carefully.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

He may be catching up!!!

It's partly why Im here

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

That was his porn name, anyway!

Ouch.. Just saying

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

I am SO glad I'm male!!!

Time to get real

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

& we prove it over & over!

Being direct

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

A causer of headaches.

Kind of corny

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Now you need to direct micro-waves at it while it's inserted & get that corn poppin'!

An alt white Christmas

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

& you know that household is dreaming of a "White" X-mas!

Makeup sex?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Not happenin'!

I love surprises!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Had to post it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0spqQtMKg

i need 124,000 points to get to level9. ffs, i give up!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Just keep doing what you're doing. It will come. Trust me, I know!

Santa pics

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

That holiday spirit! Good ones!

@EricTrommater

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

That's how he got the job!

Too good not to share

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Quick fix, bro!

Truthfully mom

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Obviously he does more than just eat ass!

Inquiring minds want to know

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Why is the dog hiding in fear???

Relationship goals.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

I've always loved incredible edibles!

I don't see Moneypenny.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

when he was still a little wet behind the ears!

Oops! I forgot this weeks scavenger hunt.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Here's a few I found scrumptious...

[theatlantic.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Excellent article! Thanks!

[m.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Loved it!

The saying goes, Lynn Lynn the city of sin You never come out the way you went in

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Gotta be Lynn, Mass. Worst city in the USA!

I'll just leave this here ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

That worthless of a husband & father!!! A relationship, & especially a family, is supposed to be about sharing & co-operating. Any "Macho Man" that can't help either around the house & with the kids is not a man, he's a spoiled boy-child! A chore is a chore, it has no gender!

Why does the universe exist? [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Good to re-post this (I did originally in mid-August). A very interesting talk.

My son really liked this the first time I showed it to him.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Always liked this one. Of course, I tend to use the snarkier ones for my avatars!

No one seems to look at the full ramifications of their desires.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

"& today, class, we summon Cthulhu!"

You pick your gods to emulate, I'll pick mine

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

I'm getting me a Buddha belly, no Buddha boobs, tho. & I still have my hair!

Did they know what they were doing?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

She looks happier about it than he does!

....Uh-oh....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

A Golden Oldie!

Sadly, I know the feeling.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Even when I finally do, again, it sure won't be for procreation, it'll be for recreation (& restoration, , &, damn, just clearing the pipes!!!)

Elf caught in the act.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Grandma's little helper!

Woo hoo... just found the hot spot.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

I wanna see film of this!

Dammit all to hell anyways.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

May as well "do"!

Goen down in a bed of roses.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Smack me with those damn things again & I'll make sure the damn thorns find your fucking g-spot, bitch!

My kinda toast

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Sure there is, you jus' ain't keepin' up...

Never made much sense to me.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

And others do this...

Deflation is not pretty.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

A saline solution is more recommended for that true to life feeling! (Just make sure he doesn't fill them with helium!)

I mean not mine, but.. Lol

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Only the finest Brazilian wax for you!

Lmao......

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

May want to try sauntering on hot coals. Then step up to basking in bonfires!

Did I mention my crippling depression, survivor guilt, and using humor as a defense mechanism?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

When do we get to see the humor???

Not wrong....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

I'd like to cheat on myself now, please! (Seriously, I've never cheated, tho I've surely lusted in my thoughts!)

I'll sleep when I'm dead.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Just went through a patch like that, not more than like a half-hour at any one time. Fuggin' miserable!

Yeth! I'm mighty Thor. Tho Thor I can't thee thraight.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

That's what you get from thorin' around!

Trash panda love...♥

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

At least it ain't 'possums!

Donald Trump is a c-nt....nuff said.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Only thing about your header...

I think most of you will get this!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

But, no offense, anyone talking about "Chakra's" needs to get their heads out of the "sky", too! LOL

....it's probably just Bill.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Naw, my note would have had "beer" listed, too!

I should come with a CW....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Hell, we realized that before we got to know you!

Yeah, I'm thinking that Admin doesn't really care about how any of us feel about the whole join ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

I was more disappointed in the way humanist was rolled out with us automatically included, tho I think I understand why. I am also disappointed that opting out is not really opting out, seems very disingenuous. You know I'd miss you if you do go, but you have to figure this one out & decide what matters most to you. I will respect your decision either way, as I always have. (P.S. I hope you stay!)

Speaking of vs. trashy...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs8F5Yp7jr8

vs. trashy?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

LOL!

It's important to realize that Isaac Newton was proud to announce on his deathbed that he was a ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

He was also a devout xtian & a believer in alchemy!

This is the reason I am afraid to soccer and avoid it at all costs.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

The team in blue must be from the School of Proctology!

A bunch of stuff for a Sunday morning before coffee.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Yep, but a bunch of these will still be believed, even after folks read this!

Here you go Bill

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Not my scene, at least not like that. They have the mouth blocked, the legs tied together...damn amateurs!

Now what'cho gonna do?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Can always munch on some Romaine!

Need this book

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

I really need that book!!!

That's how I like it

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Go with the flow, kitty!

Who is game?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Not even me!

Freaky.....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Somebody sat there 'til their ass got numb!

I don't think so

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Not at all, tho I admit the interest wanes a bit!

Real post from Texas

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

& these stats come from where???

Can we just move past congratulating ourselves about not dying on the teeter-totter?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Well, that part of the brain was damaged, along with the tear ducts, so you never cried again. Ever. & needed to take drops for the rest of your life to keep your eye moisturized, yes, eye, as the left one was damaged, too, & had to be removed, along with half your skull & ...

Inquiring minds do not want to know.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Or do much of anything!

Horny little bugger

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

So that's your cute nickname for it!

Not a morning person...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Hell, Eric, even that lobotomy didn't help!

Frank Herbert died for our sins....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Bet that cat has "worms"!!!

Awkward.....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Just wait, we'll all be there soon enough!!!

If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Usually the ones about shooting rival gang members & slapping bitches. Yeah, those.

Recruitment...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Or, be a New-Ager & believe in them all at once!

About those labels

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Yeah, they were.

Sounds nice

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Such a thoughtful lady!

Gotta love guns!!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

She's just wishing he actually did pack a canon like that!

Somebody's in trouble.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

The dog musta thought it tasted good!

Happy Winter Solstice....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 9, 2018:

& a Happy 'Longest Night' to you, too!

Whats in a username.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Live in Phoenix, name is Bill C.(cee), also my internet handle & e-mail address. Makes it easy.

Was there already a mention of Janwiseusman?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Oh, I certainly hope there is no thread somewhere with you ladies commenting, in the negative, on my photos. I'm suddenly feeling very vulnerable!

So don't be that way.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Ron posted this a few hours ago...JS.

Little known fact.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Yeah, do a lot of things naked in public & you can get "exposure"!!!

Was there already a mention of Janwiseusman?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

What, no foreplay???

Betelgeuse is one of the brightest stars visible to us.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

What Will It Look Like When Betelgeuse Goes Supernova? (4K UHD) - V101 Science https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJPVuSNFxlY

This is an interesting development. Domestic collusion [motherjones.com]

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Campaign shenanigans? Who'da thunk?!!!

Robin Williams on Biblical History: [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Miss that guy!

What if all the ice melted overnight [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

We still have "deniers", even in this group, sadly.

Betelgeuse is one of the brightest stars visible to us.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Will it leave a neutron star behind?

A cool little documentary about saving the island fox: [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Great video! Thanks!

Oh deer!!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I bet he is a Fuzzy-Wuzzy, was he?

Miss December.... you guys can thank me later.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

What magazine is this? Lose Your Cookies Monthly???

I keep telling the neighbor lady that

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I think her expectations of you couldn't get any lower!

Very romantic

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

As if they have a choice!

When you’re trying to make extra cash.....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Use the trash can!

Well... he's not wrong

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Yep, no "fine print" defining 'green', so he's good to go!

So true! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Smells fishy to me...

Y'all know this of course

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Nothing different!

This is better

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Munchies!

More pun.....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Tit's true!

It's hard to get any relief

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Keep your eyes on the screen!

Let's get nasty

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Love the tissue box in front!