Santa speaks ..

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I resemble that remark!

Another Trump pick

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Why the evangelicals still support a thrice-married philandering cheat!

Freaky cookies

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

You have strange holiday traditions at your place, Ron!

@MichelleGar1 this is your turf

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I guess he sorta does look like an alien!?!

Make that months

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Do NOT Google "Cream Pie"!!!

I'm trying!!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

The cows appreciate it!

Sorry but I'm the guy stopping... always holding.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

So, if you're always "holding", that means you only drive with one hand?

Psych!!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Well, now neither is your television!

Just a little help

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

& the xtians would still find a reason to complain!

Ooops... sorry!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Oh, ok, yeah, beef would be fine, Grandma...

I would contribute to the cost of this!!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Yeah, would love to see this up all over, I love it!

Some guys are too dumb to ever breed.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

She already saw how small it was!

Little guy is an optimist!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Yeah, but he didn't say what!

Minnesota's finest

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Wanna bet they ticketed it any way!!!

Don't get excited... it's fake

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I consider it a rehearsal!

A hypothetical: Suppose @admin is sick of agnostic.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 7, 2018:

I voted that I'd quit, tho reluctantly, just because if that was the case I'd feel as if the rug was pulled out from under me. I already opted-out of Humanist just because I thought the roll-out was grossly mishandled, tho I hear my content is there anyway, even if not my Profile. I understand many of the reasons for this, but it still grates. I'm very grateful & appreciative for this FREE site, I've learned & met wonderful people, but a "bait & switch" would be a bit too much.

Mirror mirror......

phxbillcee comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Or, two asses???

50 shades of Santa gone wild.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Must be "Prancer"!

He knows when you were sleeping, and when you were bad or good

phxbillcee comments on Dec 7, 2018:

How come jebus isn't in the line-up?

Makes sense to me.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Still has the "training heels" on the left foot!

Fake it till you make it

phxbillcee comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Ron? You posted this just a little while ago, like a few hours???

You could call it that.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 7, 2018:

I do not want to attend his bachelor party!

Try some beef

phxbillcee comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Vegan kids, the other white meat!

Truth bomb!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Redeemable, after death, at 9.3% APR!

Meth o dists to their madness

phxbillcee comments on Dec 7, 2018:

After re-hab???

All cranked up

phxbillcee comments on Dec 7, 2018:

& an 'Emergen-C' as a chaser!

All is fair in love and war

phxbillcee comments on Dec 7, 2018:

May be a number of "goodies" for sale!!!

In the Christmas spirit

phxbillcee comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Just looking forward to the putting it in the wood-chipper after the holidays!

WTF! There Are now currently more flavors of Oreos than there are jelly beans.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 7, 2018:

& I don't like any of them, never have! The "chocolate" cookie doesn't taste like chocolate & I don't even want to know what the damn filling is! I'll take soft oatmeal w/ raisin cookies or chunky chocolate chip any damn day! ('Course I will go for the Samoas & Thin Mints the Girl Scouts trot out, too!)

Figuring out how to cop a feel ... innocently.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Just whisper in her ear what it takes to get on the "Good" List!

No shit...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Or, go to the next "level"!

Tax dollars at work.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 7, 2018:

So damn stupid it's funny!

Oh what a shame

phxbillcee comments on Dec 7, 2018:

So, they all ate tacos???

@RavenCT, I can see you!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Civilized, aren't they? This is just before all the cats throw their glasses into the (non-existent) fireplace!

Just chilling ?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 29, 2018:

I'd rather see a head, too but I still like the photo.

Guess the complaints finally reached corporate....

phxbillcee comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Two in a row, bro. May want to delete this one! Thanks!

Welcome new member NatureGeek.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Welcome!

Mona Lisa 2018.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Mona Kardashian!

Excuse me!!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 29, 2018:

An Elf with his MILF?

It's true.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Let's give the Neanderthal another shot!

Red light green light.... go

phxbillcee comments on Nov 29, 2018:

The reindeer seems way too calm!

Score!!! Look at that smile..

phxbillcee comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Did you stock up for the winter?

It was bound to happen eventually, the wind whisperer told me so.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 29, 2018:

It's beginning to look a lot like fuck up!

Just the way it is.. no excuses.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 29, 2018:

That's why you fit in so well here!

Just to antagonize my Haters, My Blockers, and all of those who rail about my shameless promotion of...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Well done! Thanks!

Trying to be normal

phxbillcee comments on Nov 28, 2018:

You just keep doin' you, Rudy!

Bad humor

phxbillcee comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Oh, we sorely need that "groan" emoji!

Level 10 here I come!! Slow pokes lol

phxbillcee comments on Nov 28, 2018:

You know not to whom you speak!!!

That's good advice.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 28, 2018:

How else can you cook them?

Rough neighborhood.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Vlad's Uber!

We could talk all day!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 28, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwC-GUHL2gU=RDEMYTtWq7AcBvMuKTw2J7ytRg=2

Capitalist pig.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 28, 2018:

The letter above that is kind of a trip, too!

This is really petty @Admin - but you know I'm in competition to 10 right?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Silly, Wabbit! Level 9 - 200,000, 9.1 - 280,000, 9.2 - 360,000, 9.3 - 440,000, 9.4 - 520,000, 9.5 - 600,000, 9.6 - 680,000, 9.7 - 760,000, 9.8 - 840,000, 9.9 - 920,000, Level 10 - 1,000,000. I'm about 25,000 shy of 9.4 yet only 5,000 shy of being overall at the half-way mark. Another year could/should see Level 10! (BTW, not even a teensy bit!!!)

Oh hell no!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Well, I like Calamari!

Thomas isn't really all that magical.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Lesson to be learned in these last 3 posts,...Lower Your Expectations!

What a view..

phxbillcee comments on Nov 28, 2018:

If he's that bad now, could you imagine if he had a real job & had to stare at that 40 hours a week?

Don't tease the cops

phxbillcee comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Doesn't even qualify as cat piss...watered-down water!

No comment on this

phxbillcee comments on Nov 28, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWSoYCetG6A

Well from what I heard... the Jews have a similar law

phxbillcee comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Pig fuckin', pedo, POS!

Wrong hole!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 28, 2018:

WTAbsouteF?!?

Ok. Bad taste encouraged lol

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

& it is sooo sensitive!

Hmmm.... waiting for a ride!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Any kind of ride she wants!

His nose it beaming

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

The colder it gets the more the nose brightens???

Fire up the plane!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

This is so stolen!

How does mum know?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Busted!

Coming over here, taking our women

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

That is what is known as a "roll 'em in flour & look for the wet spot" girl!

Hearing aid required

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Well, now there are presents for Mom!

Not making such a big comeback

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

LOL!

I think gran needs a new knitting pattern

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

This kid will have no problem getting a date for the prom!

There's some truth to that.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

& some folks don't learn that until after the wedding!

How old were you when you got your first job? ? A. for me ?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Well, as a young kid I shoveled snow, cut grass when I lived in the 'burbs (not much in the way of yards when I lived in Philadelphia), carried groceries, delivered papers, washed cars, anything to make money. My first "real" job was at 16 (you had to get "working papers" in PA) as a dishwasher & then busboy in a local family restaurant.

And u thought u were important .

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Mineral oil does the trick, & many cats like it!

See thru collection

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Very nice collection!

Welp, I got kicked out of the pet store.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

If you insist!

Researchers from the Max-Planck-Institute for the Science of Human History and the University of ...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Excellent, thanks!

Welcome new members jvenus and Toastie.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Welcome, folks!

Who remembers/watched this TV series from the 60s?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Yep, fun to watch as a kid, & Bruce Lee was great!

One brother with all those sisters, good luck!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

The cats better be wary!

It doesn't take much.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

& isn't near as potentially dangerous!

What comes around, goes around.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

That or castration!

Must be a valley chick

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Tho not a hunter myself, if you actually hunt for food I don't have any problem. Hunting is sort of "in our genes" from way back. (Trophy hunters can fuck themselves!) But to have this level of idiocy about life, food, & reality, yeah, polluting the gene pool, for sure!

I've always found this oddly inspirational. It is called "The Final Act of Defiance".

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

If you gotta go, go with style & savoir faire! (Anyone remember this...[tho Bugs had it bunches])

Sit around the Firestone and thank the Michellin man

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Goes well with...

An oldie, but a good one.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

I've actually read all but Wuthering Heights, & sorta had to skim through Ulysses. A few I wouldn't bother with now, but I'm glad that I read them at the time. The precis' were actually pretty spot on, if a bit sparse!!!

Better watch out

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

& you'll get the "poor, poor, pitiful me" look until you cave!

Donald Trump Gets Fact-Checked By Reporter Right To His Face, Walks Away [huffingtonpost.com]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Need much, much more of this!

And here it is...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

That is clever, & a time saver!

That'll work...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

& they say romance is dead!!!

Cataclysm today

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

The Original Pompeii-Pull...

MAWKIT.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Any connection to "mawkish"? I wouldn't think so, but...

I wonder if the chicken is any good?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Oh, it's great! They crucify them for a full three days before frying! Moist! (LOL!) (& now I'm wondering why the word 'moist' is one of the most disliked words? I think it's just a word, but, apparently, there are words that folk dislike just because of...??? I dislike what some words mean or stand for, but things like that are for the ideas/actions/etc., not just because I think the word is weird! I think some words sound odd or funny, but I don't like or dislike a word by that standard, or at all. End of digression...been awake for a while, neck pain, so a little fuzzy. End of the second digression.)

Neoliberalism's Dark Path to Fascism [commondreams.org]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

It seems more like it should be called neolibertarianism, or even neoconservatism, as the precepts fall right in line with these ideologies. Just the same old power/money grabbing.

Some mysteries to be found in the sweet potato! [blog.helix.com]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Great article, & a great avenue for more research!

A study of the human form.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

I'd study that & even take an exam! I wonder what the orals are like???

It's not just me - is it?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Sure looks like AT-ATs. Do you know what they really are, or where this was taken?

Good Morning Singles!!! I’m new here!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Hey, Annie! You may be new in this group, but you've been a welcome presence on this site for some time! I just joined, myself (& no, I didn't follow you here, just serendipity!)

Meme mashup remix in the PorterHizzouse!!! [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

That hit a whole bunch of them!

I thought it was cute...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

I think it was more than just 'shown'!

Finally a veggie product i can get behind

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Abbatoir Road, LOL!

Happy Birthday @MFAtheist!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Happy B-Day!