I know this is going to be the most read book of 2019

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Can you feel it now???

Hmmm... I thought it was!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

It really, really depends,...talk to your GF!

Meanwhile in the media

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Sold along side these at your better newsstands!

These are real moobs

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

& your steaks are on you flank, don't care about the udder things!

Y'all probably don't know this one.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Before the streets got plowed, "skitching", frowned upon by parents everywhere! Also stickball, wallball, rockfights,...okay, the last wasn't as common, but Philly was a tough city!

Starting next week, this is a plan.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I'll wait for New Years & resolutions, last year I resolved to not procrastinate, so I'm planning early...

Punctuation is important for clarity

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

A few more punctuation memes for you...

The kid's table is more fun anyway.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Easier to fight them off for the bigger portions!

Happy holidays.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

At least her boobs grew, too????

I guess she did.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Just because they all disappeared doesn't mean they're ghosts!

When it's Black Friday and you really need a tennis ball.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

That dog wants that ball!

If you consider yourself one or if you would like to be my friend, please read this

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

But, what have you done for ME lately!!!

???....

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

"Honey, does this tat make my butt look big?"...LOL!

This is a vision of heaven, not 72 raisins!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

A musical variation...

Red necks everywhere!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Right up there with...

That time of year for hot-tubbing! (Redneck style)

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Send that whole rig, pot, contents & all to North Sentinel Island as an apology gift!

Politicians discussing climate change.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I'd say heads in the sand, but they'd be drowned by then, wouldn't they?

How would you convince a closet atheist to "come out"? [vox.com]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

The only way is to just be "out there" oneself. Even many YT atheist channels use 'avatars' for many reasons; careers, locality, privacy issues, etc. I have a collection of "Atheist" t-shirts that I wear regularly (along w/ my "Atheist Atom" tat on my right forearm) that I wear to both let my "freak flag" fly & maybe start a conversation. But, every individual has to assess their own situation, just as in anything else, such as homosexuality. "Outting" someone is never cool, it has to be a personal decision.

On This Day in 1957 ?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

My Dad just loved the animated Grinch, it always reminds me of him (the special, not the Grinch!!!), as do many things. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hj3U18FHgQ

How horny are you?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Well, I am a "Scorpio", as I was born 11/5, & I admit I like the number rating (one of my favorite numbers!) & I also have to admit that I'm so horny that "the crack of dawn isn't safe", so maybe my scale should be upped to 666/10!!!

For all you dog lovers out there.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

But, always remember...

I have never seen anything like this before. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

It looks like a protest, not an assault. Loaded terms don't help! Instead of troops we need to set up fast acting asylum courts to process these folks & figure who is legit, legally. We need to control & process in a humane & legal way. This does not have to happen this way.

This is my cat for sure

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

My cat loves puppies,...hates the Bar-B-Q sauce!

Toning it down a notch... well maybe half a notch

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

There's a bridge???

Making real choices

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Lookin' good, Ron! It's good to see you out & about!

Flying solo...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

& I put safes in my pack to take them home & open at my leisure!

Sick of Xmas already

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Yeah, that just tends to make it even smaller!

Thoughts and prayers

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

This is the real medicine...

Seems plausible

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

That's our next First Lady your talking about! (& I wish I was wrong!)

Kids a winner

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Yep, a unicorn seems more likely! Ain't that a bitch!

Without pretense

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

But, Ron,...I pretend to like you!!!

(CNN) - Engineers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) said they have successfully ...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Even if the concept stays limited, the implications for using a number of the methods to improve aircraft in general is enormous!

What story will you come up with... in your mind?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

How much I dislike screwing on the sand!!!

Hello everybody i have just joined this group.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Welcome!

George your dirty old man

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Is this a lesbian joke? A Bush eating pussy???

To the Moon Alice

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Try it Ralph, & you'll be eating that!

So far, these are the most blocked/hidden groups.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Dang, I must be doing something wrong! I need to get on that list!!!

I just found out that my brother, who was in hospice care, died last night.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Vent all you need, Tom. You have my sympathy.

Welcome new member harriethedgehog.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Welcome!

If my algebra teacher had explained it like this, I may not have hated graphing those stupid ...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Math-Bovine memes, even!

That'll do it.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Usually only takes me 3 or so. Not cause I'm a lightweight, I'm just a ham!

Let's Read Something Else

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

...Turkey pluckers!

It appears to be working. Why, I don't know.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Are you keeping the virginity in, or keeping it out?

Looks pretty rough.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

There are other ways of doing a dual work-out!

That would curl your toes and hair for sure

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

That has got to sting!

How to keep your pigs clean.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

This is how I keep my pigs clean!!! (Let the outrage begin!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCSZfmbFJyQ

This one is probably borderline but wth....

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Target acquired!

This timelapse video of a launch seen from space is utterly cool!! [youtu.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

That was great!

[facebook.com] See told ya we should have play by plays of this shit! SMH!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I bet this same idiocy is going on all over. Not me! Be damned if I'll go through all that just to throw my money at some store!

Sing hallelujah! [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I will so be celebrating!

Ouch man!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Savage! LOL!

It sure does

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Chicken Little was right!!!

How many times do we need to tell you Ray.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Ray or Ron???

How to convert an atheist.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Well, I just may get on my knees!

Perfect and delectable boobies, yes?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Edible!

Shame on you Ron.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Our Ron would have made her run or turn to nun!

Men will be men, even little men :-)

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I try to be a little more subtle!

Hmm...let me think.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I did actually have a "heart" incident/accident that led to my temporary death. Code blue going into the hospital. Especially after a medically induced coma for @3 days, I remember none of it.

Reminds me of the scene with The Oracle in that movie 300.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Great photograph!

Hi Guys, just a photography nerd from Brisbane Australia. Here's a recent shot of the river.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Nice work!

LITTLE KNOWN FACT! Today is the 55th anniversary of the assassination of President John F.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

In his way, much more important, in the long term, than JFK!

NASA Explorers: Frozen World - NASA [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

A MILF working on MISF!!!

Hmm...let me think.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

The following questions from lawyers were taken from official court records nationwide. 1) Was that the same nose you broke as a child? 2) Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning? 3) Q: What happened then? A: He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.' Q: Did he kill you? 4) Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war? 5) The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? 6) Were you alone or by yourself. 7) How long have you been a French Canadian? 8) Do you have any children or anything of that kind? 9) Q: I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture. A: That's me. Q: Were you present when that picture was taken? 10) Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in? 11) Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? 12) Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now? A: I'll be three months on November 8. Q: Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8? A: Yes. Q: What were you doing at that time? 13) Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable? A: I used to be. Q: How many times have you committed suicide? 14) So you were gone until you returned? 15) Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there girls? 16) You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it? 17) Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement? A: Yes. Q: And these stairs, did they go up also? 18) Q: Have you lived in this town all your life? A: Not yet. 19) A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself and said, "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question." 20) Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Edington at the rose Chapel? A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Edington was dead at the time, is that correct? A: No, you stupid, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy! -----

Sound like anyone you know? [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Give that fuckin' bird a cracker!

Got to make that extra cash, and burn out some eyes.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I have a feeling that any strip club that would have you dance is not one I'd frequent!!!

Sometimes you just want attention, this is not one.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

The musical fruit...

Happy Thanksgiving, heathens! ?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I know it's called 'dressing', but that doesn't mean you keep the clothes on!!!

Good morning and Happy Thanksgiving.???

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Happy Turkey Day to all!

this Thanksgiving I am thankful my corgi did not have to have surgery to remove the foreign object ...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Definitely something to be thankful for, so glad!

A little Larsen for Thanksgiving - have a good one however you spend it!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Happy Turkey Day!

This is a new idea, though many may have kind of guessed it was likely.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Excellent, thanks!

Those are some bloody nice shoes

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Bloody hell, Rudy!!!

Mannose sugar, a nutritional supplement, can both slow tumour growth and enhance the effects of ...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Please, when you post a statement like this can you link to the article or study you are quoting from? It makes it easier for us to get more details & other references. Thanks.

Kangaroo porn.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8Uzikag7Xo

Let's do it....

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Is this a lesbian meme??? A Bush eating a pussy???

When the Viagra scrip runs out

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I doubt he was packin' near that heat, anyway!

Payback is a bitch

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Payback is a bitch!

Take'em over Kavanaugh

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Damn skippy! Hell, Willie for POTUS, even!

A friend's cat just laying around.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Great detail!

Nice... and elaborate

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Nice tat, but she'd look good if she had Elmer Fudd tattooed there!

Zoe and Cloris want me to buy them the best canned food. They want fish.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I have multiple flavors & brands of canned, plus tuna in the morning. I have at least four different flavors of dry, rotated among three bowls around the house. I refuse to spoil my cats!!!

I sure do remember these.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Watch some of the older movies, smoking is ubiquitous!

Santas going to snuff him out

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

In some better alternate universe!

Alien old timers.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Was it G-7 or C-7???

Unless politics and religion get mentioned, then look out.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Just a few this year. Safer that way!

A turkey cameltoe

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

I'll eat it all! & I don't mind turkey, either!

Squint your eyes.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

A little better photo...

All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

...then he pulled out his Uzi, now they'll have to dig them graves...

What are you waiting for?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Lovely!

The White House Correspondents Dinner if coming up and Trump can't shut up and said he might come ...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

The Correspondent's Association will not invite her back, or anyone that will seriously insult tRump or his cronies. They just want the Prez back too badly, they will cave.

Is there an altitude on Venus where both temperature and air pressure are habitable for humans, and ...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

The higher you go, the worse the winds, even if the temperature & pressure eases off... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xWW-MNPkcg

Naming Conventions. What are some of yours - or favorites that you've seen?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Tho I named my current kitten Mimi, it was more because of her kitten sounds & that then she could grow into the name. I tend to avoid "Christian" names, probably as a convention I got used to as a (now very lapsed) Catholic. It just wasn't done for pets. Sugar, Spice, Tipper (white tip on tail), Soul (white soul patch on black face), Bud(dy), etc.

I can’t believe I turned 55 years old today. Where does the time go??

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Kids these days!

Just being myself.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Come out of the closet (or blankets), Tom!

Dads Anonymous

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

I live in Phoenix, I graveled the damn yard to avoid that crap!

It's a bit punny, but...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

I think you're barking up the wrong tree with this pun!

Not sure I wanna go to that...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Neither as a spectator or participant. Not a spectator sport, imo!

Not to brag, but...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Yeah, right...

Another brick in the wall

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

But, what of the Amontillado? (Poe reference)

I read of recent that modern humans are not genetically connected to those cave dwelling ...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

I know your being "funny", but in one way, at least, you are somewhat correct. Neanderthals, tho we did interbreed somewhat with them, are not of our direct lineage, from all we can discern now. There are many hominids in the branching tree leading to Homo Sapiens, not all are our ancestors & all, but us, are now gone. The "Rules" of Evolution are not 'fragile', just modifiable as new information is discovered. As is any branch of Science. There is no "Truth", nor maybe even truth, just better and better (hopefully) approximations towards actuality.