Hey ugly .....

phxbillcee comments on Nov 6, 2018:

The concern is palpable!

It's a parents responsibility

phxbillcee comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Life lessons can be the hardest lessons!

Did you vote today?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 6, 2018:

I voted by early mail-in ballot, & I guess you'll just have to take my word on it. I took no pictures, I just voted solid Blue, to send a message as I usually tend Independent, & am now keeping my fingers crossed & my Jameson handy! So, no sticker, just hope!

Anyone awake???????

phxbillcee comments on Nov 6, 2018:

More or less!

To every time there is a season.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Just our good luck!

Get my name right!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 6, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLAq3JVJ6Ho

Sharing is always fun.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Grammar nazi alert!!! "aisle"

Really don't know what to say

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Collect them all!

The trumps next hunting trip

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Even things up a bit!

Always wanted to do something like this.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Rudy just, & I mean just posted this! See to the right!

the Mexican southern border!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Hilarious!

Welcome DebbieAtheist.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Welcome!

What's your best get-rid-of-hiccups tri-hick? asking for a hic friend?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

I take as deep a breath as possible, & then hold it for as long as possible. Hasn't failed me, yet.

Jesus take the wheel

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Watch out for the fish vomit! Worse than that green stuff!

Free hugs

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Careful, I hear he's "handsy"!

I believe so

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

No. I try to at least stay within my own genus, if not species!

Happy Belated Halloween and, I'm Sorry.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

What year? 1964? 'Cause '63 would have been too soon, I guess.

I had to! Bwhahaha!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

A golden oldie, unless you're moving at the speed of light & then...

Welcome new members Dale2006, Powel, and Ritchie.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Welcome, all!

Ok folks.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

I, at least, try to make it to three comments/replies before I ask! BTW, @janniegirl...??? LOL!

Looks dangerous to me!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

did you find any of his paraphenalia???

Say what???

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

They already taste ...Grrr-eeat!

How do you know when you're having a bad day?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

They look like they enjoy their job!

But wait, there's more!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Been saving these up, eh?

not sure whether this has been posted here before, but a good piece of advice

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Reminds me of...

@phxbillcee...happy happy

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Makes perfect sense to me! of course, I've been drinking Jameson all day, so that may be why! Thanks, bro!

Happy Birthday @phxbillcee!!! Hope you have a great one!!!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Thank you, my dear!!!

Still, Jesus comes first.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Does it have to be with someone else???

Reality of it all

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Well, he does unless the GOP retains power...then no Union & forget the benefits!

Darn it. Thought they were on my side

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

But the GOP is just swearing that they are the ones to save health care. Until after the election. If they win any affordable insurance, Social Security, Medicare, decent minimum wage, a guaranteed right to vote...all in danger. Vote like your life depends on it, because it does! VOTE!

Not going to work

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

& he was never heard from again!

Works for me

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

He looks so natural that way!

The older of you probably know

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

I still have a few, & there is no film in them!

What America Sounds Like Right Now.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Probably to the children that were separated from their Mother's at the border!

What America Sounds Like Right Now.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

You've got it posted twice, Dude. It's good, but not THAT good! LOL!

Caravan or Trump Rally?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Right on both counts!

Hablamos Ingles

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Well, so they claim, but just so they can get all that welfare money!

Any ideas?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Many, many...

[agnostic.com] [romancescam.com] 

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake..... Napoleon Bonaparte NEVER TELL SCAMMERS OF THE MISTAKES THEY MAKE BLOCK AND IGNORE...KEEP THEM IGNORANT

Party time at Disney.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

With a lot of the animators, I wouldn't doubt this was deliberate! They love to sneak stuff in!

Click bait.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Yep, check out YT & sure enough!

That's about the size of it.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Too fucking true!

Reward yourself for your work

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Bottles of vodka, it takes to being 'frozen' better than cans of beer!

At least someone has their priorities right!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Walmart, I betcha!

It's time we did away with these artificial age requirements. lol

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Of course, those can both be the same thing!

There is always one in every group

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

I've learned long ago to pace myself. Not that I always remember!

Got to get past that first taste

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

That's why it's better to drink it straight & really cold!

Water to dilute some of the liquor

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

I'm still friends with my last ex. I'd use anything at hand. I haven't really had a 'disastrous' break in many years. Not that there aren't some lingering emotions, but I've got worse with family members!

Public Service Announcement, feel free to use as necessary.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Yeah, but drunk you won't remember, either!

My jaw just dropped!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Almost looks like Tia Carrere.

Fancy Red

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Is that leading in to tRump's apartment???

Alert the media, it is a crisis

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

This is why I always try to put things back in the same place I got them from. If I set things down in a random spot it can take ages trying to "retrace my steps"!

Yep! This is likely how it will go down.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

That IS how it's going down, & we're not sure how close to "FUCK" we actually are!

Happy Birthday Bill! And many more... What would you like for your birthday? @phxbillcee

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Besides you?

I knew it!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

I don't understand why my cameras never catch this?!?

Profound young lady

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Yeah, like Honey-boo-boo even has half those words in her vocabulary. & the ones she does, I bet she can't pronounce correctly! & her Mother is even dimmer than she is!!! Very shallow gene-pool!

My go to costume when nothing original comes to mind.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Sorry to hear about the shingles, great outfit, tho. & not a bad book collection!

....all libraries? For what? Must have been one hell of an overdue book?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Tho kinda funny, I kinda doubt there is such a ban, unless the libraries are where the Illuminati have been hiding this whole time!

These changes suck

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Look at those dang fingernails, too!

Wrong kitty

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Obviously he has no sense of humor. She's better off without him!

Subliminal message

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Honey Smacks or Snacks???

@Phxbillcee in case you didn't get my message...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Thank you! No, if you sent a PM I did not receive it. Someone posted in the Senate about having the same problem. I guess Admin knows it's my b-day & wants to make sure I get no love!

49 Bye-Byes. [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Great song, Stills sure could write them!

I got mine! Did you get yours?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Had sixteen ferals on my front porch at once not long ago! Found homes for ten of them, the six left are now in the backyard & seem to have shrunk to three steady ones. Have no idea where the other three are, can only hope they found homes, but ...

Must be dyslexic!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

A reminder to them, remember to vote on Nov. 7th!

Almost forgot to post this one today.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Which, unfortunately, means you won't have sex with her again!

Help save the Elfs.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

I find I'm very ambivalent on this!!!

Mr Bubbles.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

"Tiny bubbles..."

A hunter's nightmare.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Not really my attire, & what I hunt tends not to be found in the woods & I don't, usually, require a gun to "bag" it! (Now we can get into the whole bootcamp gun, piece, rifle, etc. differences!)

Rawr! That’s what I’m talking about!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Oh, yeah, that will work. #MeToo, & the local police might have a say in the matter. Plus, I'm not a Viking (sorry ladies), tho I do like to search for the "man in the boat"!

Dr. John. Right Place Wrong Time. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 4, 2018:

We'll go back to '68, The Night Tripper out of New Orleans... Dr. John - Gris-Gris Gumbo Ya Ya https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4J8VrprrGE Dr. John - I Walk On Guilded Splinters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWvdO3l4_P8

Hit The Road Jack. Ray Charles. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Ray Charles...Legend!

My wife hates to get embarrassed.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 4, 2018:

& if she doesn't have a sense of humor she can go right back!!!

Transferable skills.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 4, 2018:

So stolen!

Those are some plans alright.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Now, what are you going to do off-line?

The people of the olden days must have been a very hearty lot.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Or, if there is, think of the previous...

Jimi Hendrix Experience - All Along the Watchtower [youtu.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Otis Redding said basically the same thing of Respect after Aretha recorded her version!

Welcome new members Maralayne.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Welcome!

The local chapter of Proud Boys are rallying at Tollefson Plaza in Tacoma WA today.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 4, 2018:

So, a celebration for Day of the Dead & Day of the Brain-Dead?!?

For your love. [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Absolute Classic!

I think it’s time we had some Elvis on here.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 4, 2018:

I really like early Elvis, mostly when he recorded for Sun Records. Please, no Vegas-era, that wasn't Rock & Roll!

I saw this on FB and had to share.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 4, 2018:

There are like 4 of these, here's the puppy one...https://agnostic.com/group/BestofLateNightNews/post/214090/samantha-bees-soothing-dogs-voter-guide-full-frontal-on-tbs-https-www-youtube-com-watch-v-zylv

Good Morning girls and Boys

phxbillcee comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Now that would be a great breakfast!

Sex and sarcasm

phxbillcee comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Well, he asked!

I prefer ninja turtles....

phxbillcee comments on Nov 4, 2018:

All my dolls inflate!!!

Daylight savings time is bullshit!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Of course this is a bit ironic as the Navajo Nation is the only part of AZ that does participate in this idiocy!

I found the cure!!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 4, 2018:

I can think of a number of folk that can use these as stocking stuffers come xmas! We can tell them its to charge their chakras, or something!

Ready for anything

phxbillcee comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Chill, man, it's the UPS driver!

So many questions

phxbillcee comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Ya' better behave, Ron. Remember, you're in there for a colonoscopy, she may decide to leave something behind, so to speak!!!

The doctor asked that question and a soft wimper came out with I used to be.?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Oh, I "go off" many nights, but it's like one of those volcanoes deep in the jungle that is never seen or felt by anyone else. I want to share my eruption!!! LOL!

This is a good sign; Capt. Sully Sullenberger urges voters to vote Democrat on 11/6. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 4, 2018:

He articulates this so well. He really is a hero, in the true sense of the word!

Why is 1.618034 So Important? [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 3, 2018:

The Golden Ratio (why it is so irrational) - Numberphile https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj8Sg8qnjOg

We're Going to Shoot Refugees Now? [patreon.com]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 3, 2018:

I think I have to hold off until Nov. 7th to comment much. If tRump's rhetoric helps him keep control of both Houses, then I know we are in for a world of hurt. & we will have brought it on ourselves. Only a few more days to see if there is even a glimmer of daylight ahead.

Who remembers this series from Disney?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 3, 2018:

I liked Swamp Fox better!

gotta love logic

phxbillcee comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Posted on FB!

Stop it! You mean girls!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 3, 2018:

The way I wish to die!

What do I do now?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Uh,...I'll have a drumstick???

Double entendre

phxbillcee comments on Nov 3, 2018:

He just remembers what you did with all the potted plants!

This is how it was said back in colonial America.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Poor horsey

Judge a book by its cover.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 3, 2018:

& her butthole looked like...