It amazes me that hunters, with no formal training are required to identify a bird flying at up to ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 15, 2021:

So what did happen? Did she kill her victim to resign? Or is she dumb as a plug? She was conducting training and decided she needed a victim to demonstrate her balls?

The chicken-thing has a point...

racocn8 comments on Apr 14, 2021:

It is a fair bet that anyone coming to this planet is at least 1000 years ahead of us and who knows how much more. Imagine what civilized humans could become in 1000 years or more. I don't think we'd be particularly interested in meeting us.

It's high time to address these atrocities!

racocn8 comments on Apr 14, 2021:

I encountered cyber telepathy early on. It doesn't get creepier.

No thanks I prefer female

racocn8 comments on Apr 14, 2021:

That would be a classical example of misandry.

Why do people hate it that I am Atheist?

racocn8 comments on Apr 14, 2021:

Hate of the "Other" is a primary feature of most religions. Western religions in particular rely on the allegiance of the members, and that loyalty is cultivated by identifying non-members and noting how they are different. Christians hate atheists because they are most closely allied to the scientific world view that explicitly contradicts their dogma as a matter of factually recounting human origins.

I'll tell you a story.....

racocn8 comments on Apr 14, 2021:

Good effing luck carrying an elephant. Those are the jackasses endangering everyone.

the dragon house is in Spain, hand painted Easter eggs, church ceiling in Spain is flat

racocn8 comments on Apr 14, 2021:

Bananas often come from stock that is triploid, having three sets of chromosomes, rendering it sterile and seedless. Hemp breeders are using the same tactic of producing triploid seeds so that the CBD-producing plant can't be degraded by (hemp/cannabis) pollen. This ensures the resulting flowers don't waste their energy on producing seeds.

Kim Potter, Ex-Cop Who Shot Daunte Wright "Potter resigned from the suburban Minneapolis police...

racocn8 comments on Apr 14, 2021:

Hopefully someone will thoroughly review her social media. Neither gun nor taser were needed, so this could have been a hate-crime, even though it looks somewhat accidental. Horribly bad policing if it was an accident. Claiming to mistake the gun for the taser is a bright red flag that something more was going on. In no way did they need to take this action, nor when and in the way they did. If this 'den mother' couldn't deescalate the situation, can any of the rest be expected to? It isn't a matter that they lack training. Their culture teaches them to disregard it.

Yup his real program

racocn8 comments on Apr 13, 2021:

And all the while they are calling us the sheep for not believing Trump's lies.

Yeah that's Mississippi

racocn8 comments on Apr 13, 2021:

It is called a religious test and the Constitution clearly meant that they shouldn't exist.

No kidding that fits him

racocn8 comments on Apr 13, 2021:

How about an ugly bleeding wound? Healing will take a decade at least.

It looks increasingly likely that Russia and China will initiate war with the US by attacking ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 13, 2021:

It's possible. However, if it were to have happened, it's far more likely they'd have tried it under Trump. He'd have let them have it for sure. With Biden, it is probably the same, but not known for sure. Would it be worth the potential repercussions? It's entirely possible that the US has inventory that could be deployed that would give either adversary a very black eye. Remember how many times larger the US military budget is and has been for decades. We are extremely vulnerable, but so are they. It is all a Mexican stand-off.

David Frum wrote a piece for the Atlantic which points out the folly of Republican States like ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 13, 2021:

The problem is the part of the bill that allows the legislature to take charge of the tallying. That was what Trump was calling to make happen.

A year ago I sent in my sample to Cologard.

racocn8 comments on Apr 13, 2021:

Maybe run the Cologard test a second time?

Rare photo of a stork delivering a baby or maybe it's a heron.

racocn8 comments on Apr 13, 2021:

Actually that's an Amazon drone. It just identifies as a stork.

This won't change anyone's mind.

racocn8 comments on Apr 13, 2021:

Damn.

Awwwww!!!!😍

racocn8 comments on Apr 13, 2021:

A Siamese twin-headed goat? I expect the brain fully integrates the extra set of eyes. Very impressive. I wish a different angle was available. I once 'worked' at the Wistar Institute in Philadelphia and they had a remarkable museum with several Siamese twin skeletons of varying ages.

government of, by & for rpubs

racocn8 comments on Apr 12, 2021:

I've been watching the Jan 6 films showing how 'patriotic' those people thought they were being. That level of delusion can only be helped with a lobotomy.

Protests in Minneapolis after another police shooting. [ca.finance.yahoo.com]

racocn8 comments on Apr 12, 2021:

We should rank the states on their stupidity noting the prevalence of various kinds of stupidity. I suspect the race to the bottom is pretty tight. Such a ranking would put to bed the asinine depictions of California as a state full of snowflakes. We have our share to be sure, but nothing by comparison...

Last night I was treated to a rerun of the movie, INHERIT THE WIND, on TCM.

racocn8 comments on Apr 12, 2021:

I also saw it last night. I was impressed with ...: 1. How much society has changed from 100 years ago, but remained the same in as far as how much Christians embraced their hate. 2. How the movie contained and addressed issues of substance, unlike any fare we now get. 3. How the movie didn't shy away from depicting the Christians as sociopaths and psychotics, even as they denounced atheists and agnostics as wards of Satan.

Richard Dawkins is Still Denying the Basic Humanity of Trans People | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 12, 2021:

Nonsense. Nothing Dawkins wrote questioned the humanity of Transgender people. That is 100% intentional misunderstanding to push the Trans activism social agenda. Trans activist propaganda is being pushed to counter the anti-Trans propaganda pushed by the wing-nut Evangelicals. The latter are utterly asinine as expected. Bogus propaganda from both sides hurts everyone, including Trans. Men and Women can dress any way they want to and do. Men and Women can identify and/or dress any way they want to, and do. However, a person with XY who identifies and dresses as a woman is NOT a biological female. Again, identifying their gender as a woman does not make a person female. Sex is biological and gender is social. Surgery cannot install ovaries, at least not yet. In no way should anyone with XY compete for money against biological XX females. If they want to compete in sports, they should compete against other biological males, regardless of their social identification. If they can't compete, they shouldn't. It is wrong to insist that scientific concepts of sex and genetics be redefined by social movements based on gender customs that are wholly artificial in the first place. Trans activism is understandable, but overreaching propaganda that uses cheap insults and fake science will backfire.

DEMOCRATS PLEADING Rep.

racocn8 comments on Apr 12, 2021:

Is this his notion of appealing for Unity? When it becomes apparent Unity can't happen, will he change? I'm not at all surprised with Harris at his side. Even SOME Republicans are more enlightened.

Destroyed the economy also.

racocn8 comments on Apr 12, 2021:

Why was he ALLOWED to run? Living in this 1984, year after year, is so old.

CANNABIS INTERNATIONAL 4/12/2021 Ukraine legalized some cannabis extracts and synthetic ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 12, 2021:

Last I heard, Dubai is notorious for laundering billions.

Remember Pamela Taylor...

racocn8 comments on Apr 12, 2021:

1. Given that this womans face could have stopped a truck, she certainly has no business insulting the 1st Lady. 2. In defrauding FEMA, I'm betting she abused the authority given to her. As people given authority SHOULD BE held to a HIGHER standard, she ought to get the 30 year maximum. It's great that she's been convicted.

Ex-KGB Agent Says Trump Was a Russian Asset. Does it Matter?

racocn8 comments on Apr 12, 2021:

We knew he was an asset, but can the ex-KGB demonstrate evidence?

That's a major ouch moment

racocn8 comments on Apr 12, 2021:

Another form of Darwin Award albeit not necessarily fatal.

The Young Turks - Why Is Biden Bringing Back Trump's Wall? [youtube.com]

racocn8 comments on Apr 12, 2021:

As long as Mexico isn't paying for it...

Did you hear the one about the bloke who got himself circumcised using a pair of Pinking Shears?

racocn8 comments on Apr 12, 2021:

Another version goes: "He wanted to give his girlfriend a frilly dilly." I like your version better.

Right-Wing Host Slams Morgan Freeman’s Pro-Vaccine Ad Because He’s Played God | Hemant Mehta | ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 11, 2021:

These are the same morons who think a fictional Jesus is god, when they don't think Trump is god.

First, I would like to ask someone to define worthy.

racocn8 comments on Apr 11, 2021:

Worthiness should be akin to beauty; - - based on the mind of the beholder. My notion of worthiness includes issues or content that is ennobling or enriches ones life experience. Elegance of wit that employs both brevity and deep understanding. Unworthiness is clumsy attempts to lie or propagandize, to present unfunny nonsense, to resort to obfuscation, fallacy reasoning, bullying, or to claim a high ground without a reason.

Made me laugh.

racocn8 comments on Apr 11, 2021:

If only it could be done. That's why it isn't.

Go figure.

racocn8 comments on Apr 11, 2021:

That officer is unfit for service and should be discharged.

Scientist thought they would observe a black hole forming, but were surprised by the birth of a ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 11, 2021:

(That's magnetar)

Poll: Who is the most destructive billionaire supporting US Republicans?

racocn8 comments on Apr 10, 2021:

Yeah, you missed the Koch Bros. The Koch that died and Adelson will not be missed.

Living in a conservative community one finds themselves surrounded by Christianity.

racocn8 comments on Apr 10, 2021:

Consider how fortunate you are not to be delusional. It's a rare commodity. Start a Zoom group making your invitations carefully. We all need validation sometimes, and we all need intellectual stimulation that isn't stifled by Christian Nationalists.

Steve Chapman: Will Biden end the war in Afghanistan? Don’t bet on it

racocn8 comments on Apr 10, 2021:

The world is full of religious fanatics, so we don't have a good reason for singling out the Taliban. On the other hand, if we need a test bed for latest creations from the military industrial complex, no one will miss the Taliban. The military also needs a way to launder billions that are used for black projects, and Afghanistan works well there too.

BLM leader buys 1.4m dollar place in LA?

racocn8 comments on Apr 10, 2021:

What, is LaPierre jealous?

Monologue: Florida Man | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) - YouTube

racocn8 comments on Apr 10, 2021:

I think the link is to the wrong segment. This is from Nov 1, 2019.

" We should have never trusted them" Let us not forget the goal of the left is to make as many ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 10, 2021:

The misspellings, absurd grammar and idiotic content strongly suggest a foreign troll.

What has been revealed in the trial of Derek Chauvin? - World Socialist Web Site

racocn8 comments on Apr 10, 2021:

The last paragraph doesn't fit at all with the rest. Is it some kind of troll-farm dog whistle? What remains bizarre is the censoring of Chauvin's prior contact with Floyd as they worked the same bouncer job in different shifts. They knew each other well and something happened to motivate Chauvin to a daylight murder. Murdering someone he knew closely should be a major part of the trial. What is really sad is that the cashier said he suspected Floyd didn't know the bill was fake, and thus didn't know he was committing a crime (a minor misdemeanor at that).

Gov't to release Fukushima nuclear plant water into sea despite fishermen's objection ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 10, 2021:

The solution to pollution is dilution...

Derek Chauvin's trial shows police reform needs to come from cops

racocn8 comments on Apr 9, 2021:

Certainly police are involved with policy affecting behavior, but my recall is that police supported the findings and intentions coming out of Obama's Police Commission. Trump put all the reforms on hold, indefinitely. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President%27s_Task_Force_on_21st_Century_Policing#:~:text=The%20President%27s%20Task%20Force%20on,by%20a%20police%20officer%20there. https://cedar.wwu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1054=orwwu

Not stupid, but incredibly gullible.

racocn8 comments on Apr 9, 2021:

Gullibility may provide a convenient pejorative, but dissect the factors: 1. Social, job, peer and family pressure; 2. The effectiveness of the religious narrative disparaging competing world views; 3. Insecurity brought on by decades of religious propaganda and sexual inhibition/denunciation; 4. Religions recruiting aggressive bullies to intimidate any who stray; 5. By example, ruining those that stray with excommunication and shunning; 6. Assorted methods of brainwashing rituals required at life event gatherings. 7. Activism wherein people are pressured to be loyal regarding social, political or behavioral issues, such as abortion and birth control services.

CANNABIS INTERNATIONAL 4/9/2021 The Japanese consulate in New York issued a warning to the ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 9, 2021:

Japan has its head up its ass, as usual. They don't even know what they are afraid of.

CANNABIS IN SCIENCE & HEALTH 4/9/2021 A federally funded study found that "THC levels in ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 9, 2021:

That is a fabulous study because it provides scientific ammo against cops who would use a THC testers to give out tickets ( to non-whites).

Tucker Carlson: White Supremacist Mass Shooter Copycat | The Daily Show [youtube.com]

racocn8 comments on Apr 9, 2021:

Except that white nationalists already have a huge political/vote advantage over immigrants because of the Electoral College, gerrymandering, economic discrimination and existing voter suppression. Now they want still more advantage using Trump's election lies as an excuse...

The Young Turks Say Goodbye To Affordable Housing [youtube.com]

racocn8 comments on Apr 9, 2021:

So who IS able to afford the housing? Good luck getting enough consensus on this issue to obtain a political solution.

Would have been a good one for 'Good' Friday...

racocn8 comments on Apr 9, 2021:

Christians pretend to identify with Jesus and claim be victims. Saying they have a vivid imagination is far too gracious.

Jim makes sense

racocn8 comments on Apr 8, 2021:

One of the primary failings of Western religions is to not insist that leaders and governments work to minimize corruption. What we've been brainwashed to believe is that corruption is acceptable at any level, and equating the abuses enacted by the ultra-wealthy to the lying that people do every day. They are not the same. The extreme wealth disparity imposes equally extreme inefficiencies on the employment of people. Unemployment, underemployment and misuse of talent drags the economy down and creates a fertile field for fascist recruitment.

That's progress for you.

racocn8 comments on Apr 8, 2021:

In multiplying as much as they can, do bacteria intend on fouling their environment to the point where they can no longer multiply? (Being inhibited by their own waste products)

Lets keep the population fearful shall we?

racocn8 comments on Apr 8, 2021:

And that point is? I enjoyed parasitology a great deal. However, the professor had spend a good deal of time in Central America and did contract the parasite that causes river blindness. She wasn't looking forward to her third eye surgery.

Homophobia.....

racocn8 comments on Apr 7, 2021:

Just be sure not to allow those homophobes to get jobs near children.

If vaccine passports become a thing, needed to enter certain venues/ businesses, who would be ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 7, 2021:

It depends on whether the vaccinations are effective against the new variants.

I have an EpiPen.

racocn8 comments on Apr 7, 2021:

That's random all right.

What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

racocn8 comments on Apr 7, 2021:

What do you call 4 blondes lined up ear to ear? A wind tunnel. Two blonds are arguing: "Those are bear tracks!" "No, they're deer tracks!"..."No, I tell you they're bear tracks"... They were still arguing when the train hit them. Do you know why blondes wear padded shoulders?.. I don't know (move head side to side). What the blonde said after sex: "Are you all on the same team?" How do you drown a blonde? Put a mirror at the bottom of a swimming pool. How does a blonde turn on the light? She opens the car door. What do a blonde and a turtle have in common? When they’re on their back, their both screwed. What does the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot. Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory? She was throwing out all the 3's, E's and W's. Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her. A blonde decides to try riding horseback, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse and tries to throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head strikes the ground over and over again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when – fortunately, the Walmart manager sees her and pulls the plug. A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment and when she opens the door she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. Well, said the blond is angry, while she opens her purse to take out the gun. As she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it". The blonde replies "Shut up, you're next."

An intergallactic issue.

racocn8 comments on Apr 7, 2021:

You're going to need it...

(Nothing personal, folks! {Sorry, couldn't help it!!!}) Mysterious X-rays are flaring out of ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 6, 2021:

If that's the image, then you can see points of light that would indicate the x-rays are coming from storm lightening, at least in part. The band validates the article's suggestion that some x-rays are coming from the aurora. Perhaps the aurora facilitates storms that are small and spread out, but still big enough for lightening. Jupiter has bands of smaller storms, I believe.

Can we call the "deplorable" now?

racocn8 comments on Apr 6, 2021:

Clutching their guns and bibles... Yup.

You know, so people won't forget.

racocn8 comments on Apr 6, 2021:

Pick any of the superfund sites and rename them. Done.

In 2017 the MSM took months to say then-potus Trump was lying.

racocn8 comments on Apr 6, 2021:

And I have yet to hear that automatic rifles were recovered during the Jan 6 insurrection, nor that we narrowly avoided a massive bloodbath (but that this was reported by a congress person early on).

75 years ago: Japanese soldiers convicted of war crimes against Australian POWs On April 6, ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 6, 2021:

It is my impression that Japan recovered and flourished for several decades, but then became a victim of its own corruption, and has never recovered. They make lots of products and they have a vast economy, but the failure to overcome that corruption has kept them in the background.

Not a fan of the former president but it does seem like he managed to single handedly destroy both ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 6, 2021:

They may be more dangerous when they're only badly wounded...

Westside Story?

racocn8 comments on Apr 6, 2021:

And when they meet the bacteria, they blow up to three times their size and start pissing out antibodies?

White Evangelicals Are Still Major Obstacles in COVID Vaccination Efforts | Beth Stoneburner | ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 6, 2021:

With any luck, the new strains of Covid will exact a heavy toll on the evangelicals, say 4-6 %? Darwin cannot act fast enough on them. If they get 'brain fog', how can anyone tell?

How difficult a concept is this to grasp?

racocn8 comments on Apr 6, 2021:

There are no explanations. We have hypotheses that are supported by facts to varying degrees. Claims of a god or a creator aren't even hypotheses because they explain nothing and are unfalsifiable. These claims seek to end inquiry, and not to increase understanding.

Never give up hope!

racocn8 comments on Apr 5, 2021:

How much did she cost?

The republicans continue to try and convince people that the Georgia legislation just signed does ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 5, 2021:

I realize calling it racist has no effect as the racists have no shame. Even so, it has to be called out, challenged and overturned. The alternative is nazi germany. This has become a zero sum civil war and it won't be pretty. It's just what Putin wanted, but we need to mobilize the adults to remove the children from the decision-making.

Take your pick.

racocn8 comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Better to have a pick in a pocket than your pocket picked...

There is no truth to the rumor that Matt Gaetz is opening a camp for children that are about to be ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Where did I hear Jordan say that before? Oh, yeah, the doctor for the gymnastics team... (Please let Jordan be referenced in Greenberg's files).

$500,000 Jefferson Davis chair stolen in Selma will be a toilet unless Confederate group hangs ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 5, 2021:

I expect the response will inform the White Lies Matter what sort of people they're trying to deal with.

hopefully a few of these are not repeats

racocn8 comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Hipster - Conformity is a bitch. Schroedinger - The Bible has nothing to compare with real truth (not even the plagiarized shit). Time Travel - The Earth is NEVER in the same spot. 3 Amigos - They cut their pants to be more attractive, then eat ice cream to blow up their haunches? Dummies - How many people approach their life that way? Emojis - ...As if there's a way... Ezekiel - ...Who even has genitals like that?

New evidence exposes Trump's audacious campaign finance scam

racocn8 comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Obama was audacious. Trump is a straight-up scumbag.

Happy Easter

racocn8 comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Brought to you by a drunk psychopathic bigot.

True story!

racocn8 comments on Apr 4, 2021:

1st one. 40 hours a week? She's underpaid. 2nd. Cry me a river. Get some drugs.

Someone should probably take all my access to the Internet away. I'm having way too much fun.

racocn8 comments on Apr 4, 2021:

An alien that smells like carrots?

Until vaccinated you are like this

racocn8 comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Red-shirts waiting for their turn to die?

Trump Campaign Reportedly Forced To Refund More Than $122 Million To Donors

racocn8 comments on Apr 4, 2021:

This is off topic, but germane to the Republican attitude. Another group on Agnostic.com is "Conservative Atheists" and provides a venue for Republicans to post polemics against Liberals. Notable, the subheading for the group says: "A group for atheists who are also conservative. This is not a debate group." Now why would their views not be up for debate? Could it be that the content is false, stupid, shallow, humorless, combinations of the foregoing and worse?

He is risen...

racocn8 comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Still just looks like dough to me.

Pretty well defines it

racocn8 comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Burnt toast is what you eat to induce emesis (vomiting).

Sunday morning cuteness

racocn8 comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Not if you're a moth...

Cloven stareth the pig eyes full of wow from neath pineappled blankies candied yams ooze forth ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Neither corpus christie nor dei... Nevermore, evermore, yay!!!

These are too good not to share.

racocn8 comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Those freaks don't need makeup to qualify as scary clowns.

Based on a true story.

racocn8 comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Smart beyond her years...

I think this will help me with anti-maskers...

racocn8 comments on Apr 3, 2021:

You can get them at Baskerville's...

It's scary when a car backfires but WTF! :-D

racocn8 comments on Apr 3, 2021:

"I see a little silhouetto of a man..."

Did Dr. Fauci tell you this?

racocn8 comments on Apr 3, 2021:

For those who won't wear a mask, perhaps they'd prefer a gag, blindfold and pure nitrogen gas.

A little bit nasty but funny.

racocn8 comments on Apr 3, 2021:

As real as Frodo...

Nuclear should be considered part of clean energy standard, White House says Biden’s plan goes ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Is it really a good idea to pursue more reactors when we still can't figure out what to do with all the spent fuel?

Literally speaking...

racocn8 comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Most American Blacks are still in slavery (slavery to the same fake god that whites used to enslave them.)

For the Science Nerds in the house...

racocn8 comments on Apr 2, 2021:

I love imaginary numbers... (Let's see if anyone gets THAT!!!)

I do been thinking about this Hebrew Lord Jesus that many of my friends talk about as the most ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 2, 2021:

You are supposed to have faith. The more non-sensical the better. It's snake oil illogic for the shallow; dime-store koans that are not even one-hand clapping. Waste your time no longer and get thee to a library.

Feelings. Nothing more than feelings.

racocn8 comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Yeah, notice she feels nothing. Probably wondering if her hair looks ok.

On a personal note: I'll be starting a new regimen of pain medicine.

racocn8 comments on Apr 2, 2021:

THC is a very effective means to reduce or replace opiods. CBD may work too. It takes a couple of weeks to adjust to the psychoactivity of THC, but tolerance does build.

For the Science Nerds in the house...

racocn8 comments on Apr 2, 2021:

V=IR

Brilliant, but bat-shit crazy...

racocn8 comments on Apr 2, 2021:

What a waste to have spent so much of his life and intellect on ridiculous claptrap.

Right tool for the job

racocn8 comments on Apr 2, 2021:

They nailed the wrists, not the palms. (Except it never happened)

I think i would have to say Elvis but Freddie is a close second.

racocn8 comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Jim Morrison.

Fire Red Friday (Please don't judge too harshly my amateurish attempt at drawing on a bikini.

racocn8 comments on Apr 2, 2021:

No red pubic hair? Don't waste my time.

That is so much like a cat

racocn8 comments on Apr 2, 2021:

God created the mule, and told him, "You will be mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years." The mule answered, "To live like this for 50 years is too much. Please, give me no more than 20." And it was so. Then God created the dog, and told him, "You will hold vigilance over the dwellings of Man, to whom you will be his greatest companion. You will eat his table scraps and live for 25 years." And the dog responded, "Lord, to live 25 years as a dog like that is too much. Please, no more than 10 years." And it was so. God then created the monkey, and told him, "You are monkey. You shall swing from tree to tree, acting like an idiot. You will be funny, and you shall live for 20 years." And the monkey responded, "Lord, to live 20 years as the clown of the world is too much. Please, Lord, give me no more than 10 years." And it was so. Finally, God created Man and told him, "You are Man, the only rational being that walks the earth. You will use your intelligence to have mastery over the creatures of the world. You will dominate the earth and live for 20 years." And the man responded, "Lord, to be Man for only 20 years is too little. Please, Lord, give me the 30 years the mule refused, the 15 years the dog refused, and the 10 years the monkey rejected." And it was so. And so God made Man to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 30 years like a mule working and carrying heavy loads on his back. Then, he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house and eating the leftovers after they empty the pantry; then, in his old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting like an idiot to amuse his grandchildren.