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My spirit animal is a Wookie riding a dragon. I eat nails for breakfast. Gluten is more scared of me than I am of it. I sleep in the dumpster behind my 2nd favorite Burger King. It is totally cool to cry while purchasing Ben and Jerry's. I'm the smiling face of the obesity epidemic in America.
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Open to meeting women - BirthdayMarch 1
- Interested InFriends, Dating, Long Term, Hookups
- EnjoysMovies, Drinking, Food, Music, Books
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- Top tags#birds #Atheist #joke #created #community #Easter #church #DesMoines #iowa #republicans #democrats #children #humans #pun #Jesus #Christmas #paleontology #video #JoelOsteen #god
- Level4 (1,337 points)
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- Joined Dec 25th, 2018
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