Very simple but most get it very late

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Most married men get it, simple maths The woman spends my money before hers them complains bitterly when she needs to spend her own money.

Follow the law.

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 14, 2022:

coffin fodder

The Robodebt suicides [9news.

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Don't forget Scomo's MINI ME Peter Dutton. That Arsewipe is still part of our government and carrying on Scomos work. I wonder how many shadow cabinet portfolios he is the hidden minister of?

It's like they were separated at birth

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 14, 2022:

When you feel that you are totally inconsequential and socially invisible, this is a good way to get noticed. As said our Kath and Kim TV show " Look at me, Look at me, Look at meeeee.".

Seen elsewhere; worth pondering.

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 14, 2022:

It is not always the female that is the housekeeper I would love to have a companion that shares the domestic duties equally. My wife never strays away from her computer for any period, so domestic chores, even the most basic are not of her world.

Wacky sports events.

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Australia is no slouch when it comes to wacky sports events. The most bizarre is the nude swimmers in the freezing ocean in the middle of winter, usually on the coldest day of the year. Gum boot throwing contests etc etc.

[youtube.com] Mark Upton & Ivan Hutchinson - POST HORN GALOP!

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 14, 2022:

These fellows are amazing

Fusion energy breakthrough: Major milestone achieved in US experiment- [cnet.com]

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 14, 2022:

There have been similar announcements for the last 50 years I am aware of. Fusion energy is just around the corner is touted every year at least once. Hopefully we will still be alive to see the day when they actually can make it work. Perhaps there are as yet undiscovered forms of energy we should be seeking? In regard to Fusion energy perhaps we are flogging a near dead horse?

New Zealand imposes lifetime ban on young buying cigarettes.

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 14, 2022:

This is what we need in Australia, but our govt has not got the gusts to stand up to the tobacco lobby. Besides ye who pays the piper calls the tune.The tobacco companies contribute generously to party coffers.

Liar liar, pants on fire!

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 14, 2022:

It is clearly plausible denyability, reminiscent of America just prior to the onset of the Vietnam war.

This is creepy! [youtu.be]

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 14, 2022:

An imaginative bit of claptrap. Obviously the speaker likes the sound of his own voice. What purpose are all the people that feature in the video while not having any relevance to the story??

Does the non American 96% of the world population agree with American citizens that the biggest ...

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 13, 2022:

America has massive internal problems it needs to address in regard to running their own national affairs. Their government needs to do a novel thing work for their people. America is famous for it's chaldestine operations meddling in other nations affairs, now would be a good time to clean and manage their own household

Transmission of germs.

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 12, 2022:

And face masks do a great job of concentrating organisms that we breathe in all the time and keep on recycling them. It is therefore most likely that these organisms that are normally expelled harmlessly now concentrated and returned to the lungs to eventually overpower the bodies defenses leading to astma , bronchitis ,colds etc.

Who’s giving Americans spiritual care?

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 11, 2022:

One thing our technological age has taught man that big institutions cannot be trusted . People are waking up to religion and leaving in droves. The meek (disenfranchised who need strict discipline) seeing that their world is crumbling, are banding around them any vestibule in keeping with their belief/need. That is why there are so many "churches?" offering free ordination, divinity courses and giving the meek somewhere to regroup, gather and soldier on. Preachers with little or no training are now able give sermons, start their own churches with no affiliation to any organisation . Right or wrong these are people who cannot live within their own skin, take responsibility for their own thoughts and actions and need strong leadership. When leadership wains , no vacuum is tolerated so the lessors will fill the vacuum .

Men only want one thing

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Ky gel would perhaps suffice?

Coffee ☕ break!

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 11, 2022:

There are several reasons for drinking coffee and one just entered my head. If you can't drink it while your living. then how the hell you gonna drink it when your dead????

While I am in favor of EVs having success hydrogen would have been more environmentally friendly), ...

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Elon fudging numbers hmmm I wonder Is the pope a catholic??

Fantastic news! Girl, 13, ‘leukaemia-free’ after world-first use of cell engineering therapy...

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 11, 2022:

My son had Myeloid Dysplasia from the age of 18 months. He is now 37. he was cured by a South American (Bolivia? Brazil?) naturopath. He gave my son a concoction that was the vilest tasting thing I have ever experienced, but it did the job. He was lucky, many of his fellow patients did not make it despite transfusions and Chemo. It is wonderful that the technology is now able to treat the range of blood cancers. It is the dawn of a new era of treatments. The road ahead will undoubtly be rocky, but at least we now have a road .

Alexa screwed up again!

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 11, 2022:

And back to today Amazon is still not getting it right. Must be the culture of poor pay and conditions for staff. Back in the Biblical era Amazon would have slave labour. Hang on, has anything changed???

I couldn’t find frank with sense, - so close enough?

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Frankenstein ( Jewish name)makes sense. Christmas is a jEWISH fable after all.

I'm single!

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 11, 2022:

The time will come eventually. We all find a relationship "in good time"" Pity the relationships can't always be good

One can hope.

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 11, 2022:

I am not the least bit into American politics, but this poem shows thought and deserves some merit.

Ears are shoulder wide.

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Dumbo flew with his long ears, what does this guy do with his? Aerofoils for when he does backstroke?

A little self promotion here

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 11, 2022:

I wish that were true. The plague of my life was a redhead

Why isn't the Western media screaming about this war crime of attacking civilians?

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 11, 2022:

The politics of war we will never understand. Perhaps it is like as in a video game, the perpetrators are not directly involved in the fighting so it is just a game . Murder is murder whether state sponsored ( war and executions)or personal, the victims loose out.

You know when your having a bad day...

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 11, 2022:

That sounds like it could make sense somehow.. or could it?

Opinion news talk show Russian style.

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 11, 2022:

She makes strong valid points. 2 American spies who worked for and on behalf of the American people get to enjoy Russian hospitality in their jails while a drug addict of little consequence gets to go free and gets a heroes welcome back home. America you are fine with this???

I never thought of it that way, but it makes sense

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 10, 2022:

The truth is out there. Doesn't it just make your vegan mouth water?

Some of these write themselves!!

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 10, 2022:

May be useful as a physio tool. or she could just sell it. Had it been me I would display it in the lounge and tell visitors that using it put me in the wheelchair. he he he

Letter to the religious I personally don't care what anyone believes or has faith in so long as ...

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 7, 2022:

It will never happen as long as we have the "missionaries" who can't abide anybody elses sanctity. The Mormons, SDAs and JW's. I was continually bothered by some JW's while living in an outback village. I got sick of them so I found a goats head nailed it on a board , painted the pentagram on the background behind the goat skull and below it I wrote the words. COME UNTO ME MY CHILDREN BRING ME THE SOULS YOU HAVE GATHERED I never heard from them again

Senator Gerard Rennick eloquently derides covid vaccinations & previous government policies - a ...

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 7, 2022:

Thanks I have never heard of Gerard Rennick I will indulge in some closer scrutiny. Being a card carrying liberal means he is a member of the countries largest criminal organisation. He can't be all bad if he derides covid genetic engineering injections. But being a criminal/ liberal (words interchangeable) one never knows what their real agenda is

Playing With Balls

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 6, 2022:

At least a dog can reach his balls with his mouth and tongue. I'd love to see a man manage that

Waiter, please be nice

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 6, 2022:

One waiter should be given lessons in etiquette, or simply sacked

True words

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 6, 2022:

I find it offensive how overweight people are touted as being gluttons, overindulge or too stupid to take care of their own bodies. Age is a factor the will cause a weight increase( mostly) Diabetic drug insulin is a growth hormone and WILL INCREASE weight. So will some other drugs and medications. Our modern diet where everything is contaminated with chemicals, We no longer walk anywhere or do the exercise our ancestors did of necessity. There is also a genetic factor. Depending where you originated from (racial profile) will determine how your body metabolises the food available in the present. I will explain more fully in my Herbalist group at a later date.

Construction starts in Australia on the world's largest radio telescope [engadget.com]

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 6, 2022:

Interesting idea. If they do find a low frequency communication channel, there would be proof that "intelligent" life exists outside of earth. religion would then have to take a nose dive when people wake up that religion is Bos Tauris/ Bos Indicus feacies. One doth wonder how the Flat Earthers ( bible thumpers) will react.

There is always a way...

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 6, 2022:

I am bilingual , it does happen to me often, although nowadays I blame it on age. For me it is a real concern

Professor's answer

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 5, 2022:

a sandwich wih the girl as the filling?

This aggression shall not stand!

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 5, 2022:

my sediments exactly.

From JFK profiles in courage: If by a "Liberal" they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind,...

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 1, 2022:

Our liberal party(the larcenus party) have a ethos. Me first, me second my mates third, my mates fourth,, if your not one of us..FUCK YOU JACK.They work for who ever pays the most to them..

Do we have any here?

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 1, 2022:

Columbus was a conspiratory theorist in his time, everyone knew that the earth was flat. The wright brothers were conspiritory theorists because science knew that heavier than air machines could not fly.. science declared another conspiritory in that powered vehicles would not be able to go over 21 m.p.h because they would kill the occupants. Funny how all of mans progress since the year dot were all conspiritory theories until proven later . So are not conspiritory theories fake news then?

New and Improved! Interested in easy life of money, power, seduction?

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 30, 2022:

you can actually get ordained and become a minister or even bishop and start your own church, See the Universal Life church at https//www. themonestry.org This is actually a real registered church in Amnerica. Go figger

[medpagetoday.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 30, 2022:

I have done check on Jonothan Laxton MD. Interestingly I find that his medical area of expertise, although considerable, is NOT directly related to any vaccine related fields. What he claims may well/ could be true, there is no argument in that. I for one would rather have a motor Mechanic who is trained in my type of vehicle fix my car than give it to a lawnmower mechanic to repair.

They will see the light eventually.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 30, 2022:

THAT IS EXACTLY HOW IT IS NOW A DAYS. Fear and religion . now we have the religion of fear.. Fear the Lord, fear the virus (he sent us) and soon fear the UFO'S" which will appear as soon as the FEAR of covid has gained sufficient immunity

Wise words from a brilliant man -

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 30, 2022:

Me thinks he speaketh the truth. Reality is always better than fiction

Apparently there’s a fruit that is naturally radioactive. I think that’s bananas.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 30, 2022:

That is actually true. Bananas are radioactive. I cannot remember how many cases, or was it tons ,that one needs to consume in order to have an effect on the body. One would suffer technicolour yawns from excess consumption long before any issue of radiation came into play

Quotable Quote: “Big Pharma needs sick people to prosper.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 29, 2022:

Drugs are designed to alleviate one particular SYMPTOM. Not the cause. Each drug carries side effects which require more drugs to counteract the effects of the first one and so it goes on. Very profitable but not ethical. The best way to cure any disease let the expert do it, THE BODY . Each body is designed for survival and generally will cure itself given nutrition, natural therapies and natural medicines ; which do not cure on their own, but allow the body to use the natural compounds for growth, repair and defense. The body will always aim for homeostasis which we regard as good health.

"I'll be upstairs while you watch the game"... she said...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 29, 2022:

She can be upstairs anytime whenever, BUT the game?? any particular game is only played once, miss it and it is gone forever.

This is what an Australian Trump looks like.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 29, 2022:

Another prime target is Pine Gap. One Nuke there and most of eastern Australia will get to enjoy the radiation fallout

This is what an Australian Trump looks like.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 29, 2022:

I am heartened to see Labor going after the larcenous Nazi party, the larcenous party most specifically. Scomo did a lot for Australia. Woke us up from the" She'll be right mate"complacency in Australian politics. Nikkio Savva's book bulldozed will be a fun read although no news but perhaps help topple the loudmouth aspirations of the larcenous party. The port of Darwin is owned by the Chinese, therefore giving them the right to look after their own "interests/ ASSETS" The yanks want to have nuclear warships based and stationed close by, perhaps in regard to AUKUS? There will be no reason for China or America to directly attack each other, Australia is a safe battleground for them. Their population will not be decimated. Australia is now living on a power keg when the fuse has been lit and is racing to explode

I used to do lots of safety audits and became a troubleshooter.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 29, 2022:

Easy to see why man is the most intelligent species on the planet isn't it??

On Berry Gordy’s 93rd birthday I thought we’d honour the founder of Motown with one of his ...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 28, 2022:

Great to see the lindy hop (savoy swing) danced with so much energy. Aging body yearns for the days I could do the lindy hop nearly as well.

“It is an absurdity to imagine that the Deity has human passions, and one of the lowest of human ...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 28, 2022:

One coin two sides One side is applause the other side is scorn. The mob applaud the empty ego stroking followers and scorn those that are not one of "them" Any deity worth it's salt has to be ... well human, otherwise there would be nothing to personify human frailty, ignorance and fears to

Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 28, 2022:

Can I get one?? Need a buffer against these cheesy jokes

Doesn't get much more moronic than that.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 28, 2022:

Problem with people who point a finger at others, there are always three fingers pointing backwards. Bit of tall poppy syndrome too. The finger pointers feel so insignificant in themselves that they deflect attention to someone or something else hoping to seen as being important

With all the chest-beating and cries of "mea culpa" by the Liberal Party, they still do not, and ...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 28, 2022:

the Larcenous Nazi Party is on the nose everywhere. People are starting to wake up to them. Their party ethos goes like this :- me first, my mates second and the rest?? fuck you jack. I am looking forward to the anti corruption commission once going. There will be very few LNP cleanskins left if n fact there are any cleanskins to be found.

Smashed aluminum cans sculpted in porcelain to mimic Ming Dynasty motifs. by artist Lei Xue

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 27, 2022:

how Much would you get for them at the recycling depot?

To rage against those who send others to fight their wars is to rage against ruling classes.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 26, 2022:

It is a sad fact of life those who send other to war are the ones that profit from it handsomely. The rich get richer and the poor get screwed. Typical predator behaviour

Always suspected as much

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 25, 2022:

possible

Did you do the Hustle? ...Nope [youtu.be]

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 25, 2022:

Looks like a rehash of the savoy swing.

Can u figure this out...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 25, 2022:

Innovative and clever good one

Walmart, weapons department.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 25, 2022:

logical. Quick buy more guns!

What happens when you lay with terrorists.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 25, 2022:

You get women and children living in camps of squalor and despair. Women who rushed over to breed and fight with ISIS, now find themselves with children and their home country of origin very reluctant and wary of taking these people back. An ethical/ political dilemma,I am trying hard to sit on the fence on.

No. He's a brilliant con-artist. The stupid ones are financing his opulent lifestyle.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 25, 2022:

Osteen may be (well is) stupid but his stupidity has made him rich. Secrets to success today seem to be to smash guitars on stage and lie, cheat and steal off the majority of the populations referred to as the gullible

This sounds like fun!

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 25, 2022:

hilarious. Ky jelly here is a sexual lubricant.

It got really hard core in there.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 25, 2022:

and spending his adult life trying to go back inside. maybe

The parallels are striking...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 25, 2022:

Never thought of it like that before. Brilliant! Makes one wonder about the separation of church and state and speculate on an eventual merger?

Know your history.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 24, 2022:

people also forget that Falk, who developed the polio vaccine (before oral sabin), initiated a worldwide polio epidemic. Studies now cast doubt on the oral sabin vaccine as well, especially in young children.

Uh-oh. GPS isn't working. 😆

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 24, 2022:

ok where is the joke? is there one?

I have wondered how many dogs are camera shy because I had a foster pup that I could only get pix of...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 24, 2022:

My best friend is not camera shy but he does not react at all with the TV. Don't know whether he cannot see it or he just does not give a damm. Even when there are dogs barking on TV or dog shows, he seems not to notice, yet from behind heavy curtains he knows when other dogs walk along the footpath outside the house. I think each dog is a unique individual, sometimes very eccentric

Snoop Yoda

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 24, 2022:

A chimpanzee and an elf had a fling.

Another false headline re covid.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 24, 2022:

One doth wonder. The common cold kills 180.000 people a year in AUSTRALIA. That equates to a 5% mortality rate. The Spanish flu has a similar mortality rate in AU. Covid mortality rate worldwide is estimated at 0.0045% There has been a recorded rise of deaths from "other " causes not directly linked to Covid

“Men are more ready to repay an injury than a benefit, because gratitude is a burden and revenge ...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 24, 2022:

We see the ancients as being primitive, Technological maybe but in wisdom they outshine us thousand fold.

You know they want to hear how they fucked up.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 24, 2022:

the call is important to them answering the phone is not.

Why do I have to hear Xmas music already???

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 24, 2022:

November is a lead up to the marketing hype, stupidity. The lull before the storm, of buying presents, having a house full of freeloaders, Off key and off pitch singing of carols outside your door just when you want a bit of peace and quiet. All media inundated with Christian fables and fantasies, with total disregard to Jews, muslims, Hindus or Buddhists. And you want all this earlier??? geeesch

But, of course!!

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 24, 2022:

They died out too. No one was actually buried in the pyramids. The royalty were buried in the valley of the kings your point is?

Australia begins to reap what it has sown.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 24, 2022:

According to the Aust bureau of Stats, the normal mortality rate for colds and flu average at 180,000 a year right up to 2021. Check the bureau for the covid deaths since you will be surprised. Again looking at he ABS stats, it seems that deaths from other causes, according to their graph, is going out of the atmosphere and will land on the moon pretty soon. The insurance council has more interesting figures as well. Seems they are paying out a lot more death cover claims (covid not mentioned)

Today I made a Pear-Gingerbread Upside-Down Cake.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 23, 2022:

got any free samples?? a pallet load full would do.

They don’t make stuff like they used to.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 23, 2022:

post war manufacturing was based on the premise that the survivors did not have a lot of money left. First here was the great depression then the war. Goods were made to last because people could not afford to repair or throw away manufactured goods. I know a lady who bought an electrolux vacuum cleaner at the beginning of wwii, she still used it daily till she died 2014

My rant here is why can't the two parties agree on sensible gun measures?

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 23, 2022:

tough ask finding reasonable people when you have the financial clout of the Rifleman Association and gun manufacturers. Money and greed trumps any reason. Errr money, greed and religion, trumps any reason.

NSW, Australia out of control?

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 23, 2022:

To fight a fire you use fire to backburn. The crims know this trick too. The pollies and police doing the backburning (physically )now. There are 2 great criminal organisations in the world. The Mafia and Government. Your mission , should you choose to accept it, is to find the difference between them. The (w) yank pinkerton etective agency combined with the mafia and formed their FBI. So says google

One of the mysteries of the universe

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 22, 2022:

Gone to god?

[youtu.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 22, 2022:

Found ... the escapee from the nuthouse

Cannibals waiting for ...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 22, 2022:

Can we station them outside every church? I hate it when people starve

If I knew what you meant, I'd be happy to comply

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 22, 2022:

Is this sign outside the progressive political party office or are there landmines planted everywhere ?? Perhaps both scenarios are true heh?

Listen carefully

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 22, 2022:

Who came first? the turkey turkey or the bear turkey?

Listen carefully

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 22, 2022:

bloody spoilsport

Here's some of the latest info and data about Tesla;

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 22, 2022:

I am looking at a long range Tesla. Need the long range ones to find a power source that I do not need scuba gear to get down too.( Flooding in Eastern Australia)

Wrong Solutions to Imaginary Problems

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 22, 2022:

Perfect example of mans ingenuity for stupidity

It scares me that we even need warnings like this… lol

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 22, 2022:

Aimed at the christian market. Without these explicit instructions the bible thumpers would wait for gods son to come and feed it them magically without opening the box

If she can do this, imagine...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 22, 2022:

She would be well noticed on the dance floor. Love to se her doing the tango or charlston.

I have to agree here

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 22, 2022:

Nothing wrong with non alcoholic beer, It tastes the same as the regular stuff and beats the Breathalyser and deprives the state of fine revenue.

My apologies too

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 22, 2022:

Wit all his fame and fortune, you think he would be able to afford to buy and use a comb?

Don't take things literally.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 21, 2022:

See you should never do as you are told. anarchists unite

My favourite violinist….

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 21, 2022:

he makes the violin scream not sing. How much better would it sound played on a Stratavaries?

Man injured in bizarre Peek-A-Boo accident. He’s in ICU.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 21, 2022:

That joke is like government bonds. Takes a long time to get it

The answer is there

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 21, 2022:

is that called singtell?

Dude..... I love this but i cracked up at "Dude..." lol

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 21, 2022:

is it not something small that has increased our population to 8 billion?

Serious but important.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 21, 2022:

It is absolutely useless attempting to get any christian to seethe truth and bleeding obvious. A They have Stockholm syndrome. B Little capacity to recognise and apply reason. poor deductive abilities C Very poor self image D tend to be narcissistic E Have an inability to take responsibility for their own lives and actions. F fear anyone not of their "kind" G The whole of creation MUST become one of them or lookout

AN INTERVIEW WITH BONEFACE - US NEO NAZI, EX MEMBER OF AZOV BATTALION.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 21, 2022:

The truth is out there, we will never know it though. persistent researchers are just starting to find some hidden truths from the first world war. History is a lie fantasied by the victor

A marketing genuis

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 21, 2022:

Does he know a few?? he could always recommend Donalds rump , Elon Muskrat Billy of the rusty gate and so on