Apparently there’s a fruit that is naturally radioactive. I think that’s bananas.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 30, 2022:

That is actually true. Bananas are radioactive. I cannot remember how many cases, or was it tons ,that one needs to consume in order to have an effect on the body. One would suffer technicolour yawns from excess consumption long before any issue of radiation came into play

Quotable Quote: “Big Pharma needs sick people to prosper.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 29, 2022:

Drugs are designed to alleviate one particular SYMPTOM. Not the cause. Each drug carries side effects which require more drugs to counteract the effects of the first one and so it goes on. Very profitable but not ethical. The best way to cure any disease let the expert do it, THE BODY . Each body is designed for survival and generally will cure itself given nutrition, natural therapies and natural medicines ; which do not cure on their own, but allow the body to use the natural compounds for growth, repair and defense. The body will always aim for homeostasis which we regard as good health.

"I'll be upstairs while you watch the game"... she said...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 29, 2022:

She can be upstairs anytime whenever, BUT the game?? any particular game is only played once, miss it and it is gone forever.

This is what an Australian Trump looks like.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 29, 2022:

Another prime target is Pine Gap. One Nuke there and most of eastern Australia will get to enjoy the radiation fallout

This is what an Australian Trump looks like.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 29, 2022:

I am heartened to see Labor going after the larcenous Nazi party, the larcenous party most specifically. Scomo did a lot for Australia. Woke us up from the" She'll be right mate"complacency in Australian politics. Nikkio Savva's book bulldozed will be a fun read although no news but perhaps help topple the loudmouth aspirations of the larcenous party. The port of Darwin is owned by the Chinese, therefore giving them the right to look after their own "interests/ ASSETS" The yanks want to have nuclear warships based and stationed close by, perhaps in regard to AUKUS? There will be no reason for China or America to directly attack each other, Australia is a safe battleground for them. Their population will not be decimated. Australia is now living on a power keg when the fuse has been lit and is racing to explode

I used to do lots of safety audits and became a troubleshooter.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 29, 2022:

Easy to see why man is the most intelligent species on the planet isn't it??

On Berry Gordy’s 93rd birthday I thought we’d honour the founder of Motown with one of his ...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 28, 2022:

Great to see the lindy hop (savoy swing) danced with so much energy. Aging body yearns for the days I could do the lindy hop nearly as well.

“It is an absurdity to imagine that the Deity has human passions, and one of the lowest of human ...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 28, 2022:

One coin two sides One side is applause the other side is scorn. The mob applaud the empty ego stroking followers and scorn those that are not one of "them" Any deity worth it's salt has to be ... well human, otherwise there would be nothing to personify human frailty, ignorance and fears to

Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 28, 2022:

Can I get one?? Need a buffer against these cheesy jokes

Doesn't get much more moronic than that.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 28, 2022:

Problem with people who point a finger at others, there are always three fingers pointing backwards. Bit of tall poppy syndrome too. The finger pointers feel so insignificant in themselves that they deflect attention to someone or something else hoping to seen as being important

With all the chest-beating and cries of "mea culpa" by the Liberal Party, they still do not, and ...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 28, 2022:

the Larcenous Nazi Party is on the nose everywhere. People are starting to wake up to them. Their party ethos goes like this :- me first, my mates second and the rest?? fuck you jack. I am looking forward to the anti corruption commission once going. There will be very few LNP cleanskins left if n fact there are any cleanskins to be found.

Smashed aluminum cans sculpted in porcelain to mimic Ming Dynasty motifs. by artist Lei Xue

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 27, 2022:

how Much would you get for them at the recycling depot?

To rage against those who send others to fight their wars is to rage against ruling classes.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 26, 2022:

It is a sad fact of life those who send other to war are the ones that profit from it handsomely. The rich get richer and the poor get screwed. Typical predator behaviour

Always suspected as much

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 25, 2022:

possible

Did you do the Hustle? ...Nope [youtu.be]

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 25, 2022:

Looks like a rehash of the savoy swing.

Can u figure this out...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 25, 2022:

Innovative and clever good one

Walmart, weapons department.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 25, 2022:

logical. Quick buy more guns!

What happens when you lay with terrorists.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 25, 2022:

You get women and children living in camps of squalor and despair. Women who rushed over to breed and fight with ISIS, now find themselves with children and their home country of origin very reluctant and wary of taking these people back. An ethical/ political dilemma,I am trying hard to sit on the fence on.

No. He's a brilliant con-artist. The stupid ones are financing his opulent lifestyle.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 25, 2022:

Osteen may be (well is) stupid but his stupidity has made him rich. Secrets to success today seem to be to smash guitars on stage and lie, cheat and steal off the majority of the populations referred to as the gullible

This sounds like fun!

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 25, 2022:

hilarious. Ky jelly here is a sexual lubricant.

It got really hard core in there.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 25, 2022:

and spending his adult life trying to go back inside. maybe

The parallels are striking...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 25, 2022:

Never thought of it like that before. Brilliant! Makes one wonder about the separation of church and state and speculate on an eventual merger?

Know your history.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 24, 2022:

people also forget that Falk, who developed the polio vaccine (before oral sabin), initiated a worldwide polio epidemic. Studies now cast doubt on the oral sabin vaccine as well, especially in young children.

Uh-oh. GPS isn't working. 😆

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 24, 2022:

ok where is the joke? is there one?

I have wondered how many dogs are camera shy because I had a foster pup that I could only get pix of...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 24, 2022:

My best friend is not camera shy but he does not react at all with the TV. Don't know whether he cannot see it or he just does not give a damm. Even when there are dogs barking on TV or dog shows, he seems not to notice, yet from behind heavy curtains he knows when other dogs walk along the footpath outside the house. I think each dog is a unique individual, sometimes very eccentric

Snoop Yoda

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 24, 2022:

A chimpanzee and an elf had a fling.

Another false headline re covid.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 24, 2022:

One doth wonder. The common cold kills 180.000 people a year in AUSTRALIA. That equates to a 5% mortality rate. The Spanish flu has a similar mortality rate in AU. Covid mortality rate worldwide is estimated at 0.0045% There has been a recorded rise of deaths from "other " causes not directly linked to Covid

“Men are more ready to repay an injury than a benefit, because gratitude is a burden and revenge ...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 24, 2022:

We see the ancients as being primitive, Technological maybe but in wisdom they outshine us thousand fold.

You know they want to hear how they fucked up.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 24, 2022:

the call is important to them answering the phone is not.

Why do I have to hear Xmas music already???

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 24, 2022:

November is a lead up to the marketing hype, stupidity. The lull before the storm, of buying presents, having a house full of freeloaders, Off key and off pitch singing of carols outside your door just when you want a bit of peace and quiet. All media inundated with Christian fables and fantasies, with total disregard to Jews, muslims, Hindus or Buddhists. And you want all this earlier??? geeesch

But, of course!!

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 24, 2022:

They died out too. No one was actually buried in the pyramids. The royalty were buried in the valley of the kings your point is?

Australia begins to reap what it has sown.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 24, 2022:

According to the Aust bureau of Stats, the normal mortality rate for colds and flu average at 180,000 a year right up to 2021. Check the bureau for the covid deaths since you will be surprised. Again looking at he ABS stats, it seems that deaths from other causes, according to their graph, is going out of the atmosphere and will land on the moon pretty soon. The insurance council has more interesting figures as well. Seems they are paying out a lot more death cover claims (covid not mentioned)

Today I made a Pear-Gingerbread Upside-Down Cake.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 23, 2022:

got any free samples?? a pallet load full would do.

They don’t make stuff like they used to.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 23, 2022:

post war manufacturing was based on the premise that the survivors did not have a lot of money left. First here was the great depression then the war. Goods were made to last because people could not afford to repair or throw away manufactured goods. I know a lady who bought an electrolux vacuum cleaner at the beginning of wwii, she still used it daily till she died 2014

My rant here is why can't the two parties agree on sensible gun measures?

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 23, 2022:

tough ask finding reasonable people when you have the financial clout of the Rifleman Association and gun manufacturers. Money and greed trumps any reason. Errr money, greed and religion, trumps any reason.

NSW, Australia out of control?

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 23, 2022:

To fight a fire you use fire to backburn. The crims know this trick too. The pollies and police doing the backburning (physically )now. There are 2 great criminal organisations in the world. The Mafia and Government. Your mission , should you choose to accept it, is to find the difference between them. The (w) yank pinkerton etective agency combined with the mafia and formed their FBI. So says google

One of the mysteries of the universe

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 22, 2022:

Gone to god?

[youtu.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 22, 2022:

Found ... the escapee from the nuthouse

Cannibals waiting for ...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 22, 2022:

Can we station them outside every church? I hate it when people starve

If I knew what you meant, I'd be happy to comply

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 22, 2022:

Is this sign outside the progressive political party office or are there landmines planted everywhere ?? Perhaps both scenarios are true heh?

Listen carefully

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 22, 2022:

Who came first? the turkey turkey or the bear turkey?

Listen carefully

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 22, 2022:

bloody spoilsport

Here's some of the latest info and data about Tesla;

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 22, 2022:

I am looking at a long range Tesla. Need the long range ones to find a power source that I do not need scuba gear to get down too.( Flooding in Eastern Australia)

Wrong Solutions to Imaginary Problems

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 22, 2022:

Perfect example of mans ingenuity for stupidity

It scares me that we even need warnings like this… lol

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 22, 2022:

Aimed at the christian market. Without these explicit instructions the bible thumpers would wait for gods son to come and feed it them magically without opening the box

If she can do this, imagine...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 22, 2022:

She would be well noticed on the dance floor. Love to se her doing the tango or charlston.

I have to agree here

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 22, 2022:

Nothing wrong with non alcoholic beer, It tastes the same as the regular stuff and beats the Breathalyser and deprives the state of fine revenue.

My apologies too

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 22, 2022:

Wit all his fame and fortune, you think he would be able to afford to buy and use a comb?

Don't take things literally.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 21, 2022:

See you should never do as you are told. anarchists unite

My favourite violinist….

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 21, 2022:

he makes the violin scream not sing. How much better would it sound played on a Stratavaries?

Man injured in bizarre Peek-A-Boo accident. He’s in ICU.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 21, 2022:

That joke is like government bonds. Takes a long time to get it

The answer is there

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 21, 2022:

is that called singtell?

Dude..... I love this but i cracked up at "Dude..." lol

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 21, 2022:

is it not something small that has increased our population to 8 billion?

Serious but important.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 21, 2022:

It is absolutely useless attempting to get any christian to seethe truth and bleeding obvious. A They have Stockholm syndrome. B Little capacity to recognise and apply reason. poor deductive abilities C Very poor self image D tend to be narcissistic E Have an inability to take responsibility for their own lives and actions. F fear anyone not of their "kind" G The whole of creation MUST become one of them or lookout

AN INTERVIEW WITH BONEFACE - US NEO NAZI, EX MEMBER OF AZOV BATTALION.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 21, 2022:

The truth is out there, we will never know it though. persistent researchers are just starting to find some hidden truths from the first world war. History is a lie fantasied by the victor

A marketing genuis

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 21, 2022:

Does he know a few?? he could always recommend Donalds rump , Elon Muskrat Billy of the rusty gate and so on

Country folk don't have fancy shops

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 21, 2022:

And men are wankers everywhere

Texas, repeat after me

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 21, 2022:

But is science so illuminating? I have found it has a very rigid narrow beam that does not have any periphery illumination

He has plenty to eat in the freezer.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

What does he eat?? babies? teens? adults?? He may be just the thing we need to curb the global population crisis

What is 8 hours of sleep?

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

Ain't aging grand?

Finally enough filling to compensate for those dry ass sides

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

Eeeeeeeuuuuuukkkkk

Someone is watching you

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

I do it all the time to stir up my little mate. It amuses him sniffing the strange scent on me.

I find it happening more and more

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

They do it all the time to slow you down and impulse buy shit you don't really need right now.

I followed the label directions.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

Was it vanishing creme?

You know it's true, you can see it in his eyes.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

This is so true. Dogs have us well trained. They talk well without ever saying one word.

Your tax Dollars at work

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

True story :-Govt mobile phone provider. My wife's prepaid plan was due to expire on Tuesday She paid online Saturday. Monday she had been cut off. Re due Tuesday? Using my mobile ,( i am using Optus) she got onto the providers help desk. She had to verify her id, she was told a code was sent to her email . My wife pointed out that our mobile phones are THE hotspot for our computers, so not having the service she cannot receive the email. The operator then told her to go to the website, my wife (patiently ) tells her that not having a phone connection she cannot access the website. Several times my wife asked the operator to send her the code to my phone via SMS. After much kafuffle, the operator claiming my phone number was not a registered phone number with them, she did eventually send the SMS code to my wife on my phone after some time the service was then restored. Gotta love the public servants or is it pubic savants?

Geez. Guys only want one thing

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

why is stroking pussy disgusting?/ I thought pussy stroking was enjoyable for both parties.

If you believe that, I've got some coastal property to sell you that never floods.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

Written by Hans Christian Anderson and believed by the young and gullible.

It is frustrating when you are ready to share and they're not ready to take it in

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

Having worked in Aged care facilities on occasions, I am astounded at the stories told by the elderly. Such knowledge, wisdom and common sense is lost unrecorded mostly. The Elderly did not regard their life events special in any way, yet they had profound and remarkable lives. We loose lots daily at their passing

Tell me why.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

Prelude to a mass orgy??

I don't care if they want to live by their rules, just don't try to impose them on me.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

Do as I say or I shall cast the wrath of the lord upon you. It has been the tried and true method of gaining power of fellow man for well over 2000 years

I don't care if they want to live by their rules, just don't try to impose them on me.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

A once stupid and illogical religion ( yet comically amusing)has now bee co-opted by the eugenicists, fascists & totalitarians

The real story of Hanukkah

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

very clever

Wonder what life would've been without

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

Why should a woman not wear what she pleases?? She is obviously not islam where they are forced to dress in cornsacks from top to bottom

She has no idea ... lol

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

But did it rise to the occasion? She probably saw "you " stuffing the sausage down your underdaks on closed circuit tv. and is applauding you audacity ?? a theory anyhow

Why are they so frightened and insecure?

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

risking death by a thousand bibles

Why are they so frightened and insecure?

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

Perhaps they are atheists in a christian nationalist community ?

Do you remember those? Early Baby Boomers. [m.youtube.com]

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

never made it as far as Australia. Never scored a home run here

Is freedom of speech a thing of the past? I hope I'm allowed to say that here? :-(

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

You are free to say what you are allowed to, told to/ vetted and censored by our minder overlords .

Why are they so frightened and insecure?

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

Scared of gtting Covid??

What is your level of trust?

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

I trust a lot. I trust :- No dogma No one, no thing, no beliefs, no Governments or their agencies, No media, And trust little of what I see. See I am very trusting

My favourite classical composers are probably Grieg & Sibelius….

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

Dvorak s **Slavonic Dances** and the **New World Symphony** are among my favourites

My favourite classical composers are probably Grieg & Sibelius….

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

Lovely sound great piece of music. but too churchy for my taste

My favourite classical composers are probably Grieg & Sibelius….

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

you can't go past Grieg Peer Gynt suite and his Holberg suite

This exactly

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

perhaps (hopefully) this will become a reality in Iran?

A little crossover humor

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

What else cold thy call it? The Hand of Fate???

I'm going to leave both alone and let them guide to situation.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

or in the cemetery perhaps buried in a tomb in the valley of the kings???

The puns are for the dough

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

very clever.

It's date night and we're having Chinese food!

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

having to eat with chopsticks in the restaurant is the best incentive for takeaway I can think of

Artemis: Nasa expects humans to live on Moon this decade [bbc.com]

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

Have they not lived on the moon for centuries??? Tell me where do lunatics come from i not from Luna?

My computer always crashed on disk 27...?

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

Windows 95 was probably one of the best functioning Windows, Constant crashes and the painful installation procedures saw me gleefully reinstalling windoz on my friends machines while i enjoyed the stability of linux distributions.

Frozen fruit and veg is just as good as fresh if not sometimes better for us.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 20, 2022:

But yet taste bland compared to the fresh fruit and vegetables. I believe in eating my vegetables from garden to plate in under 5 minutes. While this is not always possible, frozen veges are a cheap and convenient much overused alternative

Did anyone else grow up believing that they would go to jail if they cut the label off their ...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 19, 2022:

Never had them in Australia that I can recall. I must have live a deprived childhood, As I did own several pairs of good scissors. No one notice the irony of the label?? made by blanket yaba yaba Canada Made in China I am confused is Canada a Chinese province??

Yet again the hypocrisy of western governments's policies on human rights is hypocritical & ...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 19, 2022:

When any nation plays Second fiddler, they cannot complain about the tune!

Yet again the hypocrisy of western governments's policies on human rights is hypocritical & ...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 19, 2022:

Stan Garnt (insiders) just this morning was saying how the western hegemony is collapsing from internal greed and disillusionment of the populace.. Looking at the US Australias and Brittans politics and economies, I tend to concur

What were the films of your youth and who were your comedians?

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 19, 2022:

Instant alzheimers. I don't recognise any of them.

OK, it's a contest now, what is your worst party story?

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 19, 2022:

that puts new meaning in "getting the cold shoulder"

A blast from the past

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 19, 2022:

In a jewish community?? Dubvious wisdom there

Not sure if that was what he meant to say.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 19, 2022:

I wonder if honesty got him anywhere?? Divorce perhaps? or worse still endure the hell of a woman scorned for a few more decades?

I think we all served with this guy at one time or another

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 19, 2022:

spot the odd man out. An anarchist in the ranks ?