A couple more Russian trolls/assets have popped up on the site. Be aware of nonsencical shitposting.

waitingforgodo comments on Apr 2, 2022:

In support I'm toning down my foolish folly and phantasm, no brown on down in this town from me, and upping my spelling absurdity applesauce alert from orange to nonsensical.

Wrapping up the week.

waitingforgodo comments on Apr 2, 2022:

MIAOWS THAT Kat Flapper reporting: An oeuvre of artistry etched so brazenly that brush becomes bloodied barbizon braggadocio. This call of the wild does more than just scratch the surface of the nexus that pain: suffering :: joy: apenis. The fluidity of the stroke play puts kudos and cred in the kitsche chiaroscuro canvas kitty. An exhibition not to be cissed.

[southernliving.com] Fugitive flamingo spotted again!

waitingforgodo comments on Apr 1, 2022:

Police have issued an all points bulletin. Be on the lookout for a pink spotted flamingo. Do not attempt to intercept this felon from below. It's pink dotted polka dancing strut makes it stand out prom the frock. To ID look for a pink polka dotted princess standing on one leg. At five feet it is often taller than other birds. Above all beak air full. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTxzmLyVFYY

[youtube.com] Walking Blues -songs around the world, featuring musicians from 6 countries

waitingforgodo comments on Apr 1, 2022:

Loved it. Woke up early arvo Effete without gum shoes Went onto the puter N got meself some blues https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEsQikthT3Q

If the law is not declared unconstitutional, I expect this will become the norm in red states.

waitingforgodo comments on Apr 1, 2022:

Hxtory mxking.

How Did Belief Evolve?

waitingforgodo comments on Apr 1, 2022:

The narrative of primate evolution and discovery is compelling but I believe the insertion of religion is gratuitous other than to incite religious fervour (heaven forfend). "Tools so symmetrical and aesthetically pleasing that toolmaking took on a ritualistic aspect ... which may have evolved into the rituals we see in religion" talk about infradig. All up I' enjoyed the article because it spoke to me about me, but belief doesn't have to include god.

How Did Belief Evolve?

waitingforgodo comments on Apr 1, 2022:

Haven't read the book or watched the video. Maybe primatology is only small bananas but slip in belief and you have a whole troupe invested. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im_swwR6hsM

How Did Belief Evolve?

waitingforgodo comments on Apr 1, 2022:

Either I'm seeking to encourage your posts in a non-shoot the messenger way because the subjects are meritorious, or more likely I'm just delighted with myself immediately after I post dismissive judgement stringing a few words of disdain together without any insight into the broader subject matter that the book may explore. You tell me, what did you learn from the book?

Elizabeth Taylor 1938

waitingforgodo comments on Apr 1, 2022:

Early shot of her legless.

More memes! 😂😂😂😂

waitingforgodo comments on Apr 1, 2022:

Sorry you can't come today.

Does your memory get worse as you get older?

waitingforgodo comments on Apr 1, 2022:

Sorry, what?

British sense of humour.

waitingforgodo comments on Apr 1, 2022:

Qwate rate.

septentrion S noun the north.

waitingforgodo comments on Apr 1, 2022:

Northern sky, seven stars more commonly known as the Big Dipper. https://www.etymonline.com/word/septentrion#:~:text=as%20%22the%20North%2C%22%20and,seven%22%20(see%20seven)%20%2B

Yeah, WTF is it?

waitingforgodo comments on Apr 1, 2022:

Running with a scissors joke is dangerous.

How Did Belief Evolve?

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 31, 2022:

This advertorial by the author spruiking his latest novel understandably says nothing about how belief evolved.

Had you forgotten about the hole in the ozone layer ?

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 31, 2022:

No, I look into it from time to time.

EFFUSION - Noun…1) an instance of giving off something such as a liquid or gas “a massive ...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Effusion is rarely necessary now that my vocabulary is enhanced by "Uncommon Words and Their Meanings".

A women is getting lunch ready when the phone rings.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Unlike Johnny, that joke never gets old. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOdJu962wQI

A protest I can get behind...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 30, 2022:

They are clearly on the spectrum. Your insensitivity leaves me no choice but to pan with garlic and slap on butter.

'It is all about your personal relationship with god(s) as an individual; with no regard whatsoever ...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 30, 2022:

The survey had Australia as the least religious country in the world. This result says a lot about surveys and psephomancy. Sadly the current Australian prime minister, who shall remain nameless, didn't have time to introduce an anti-corruption bill to parliament but did hustle in the Religious Discrimination Bill which is intended to ensure that the religious can discriminate in the name of god. By god and Ripley believe it or not.

Paul Cézanne (French 1839 - 1906) Trees 1900 - 04

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Très chic.

Yes Minister - Tips on How to Talk to the Press 😆 Yes Minister is a British political satire ...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Timeless: one of the best British comedies. Loved every moment, again and again and again.

Am I the only one that thought this commercial had a strong atheist component?

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Yes.

If I ruled the world, all bathroom and dressing room stall doors would use this or a very similar ...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 29, 2022:

If I ruled the world I'd have poetry and carpenters and walruses and oysters. The time has come,' the Walrus said, To talk of many things: Of shoes — and ships — and sealing-wax — Of cabbages — and kings — And why the sea is boiling hot — And whether pigs have wings.'

Just found a shit ton of Poor taste Will Smith jokes WARNING VERY POOR TASTE

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 29, 2022:

Is his acting usually this good?

Love letter from a passionate and persistent admirer…

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 29, 2022:

I like to watch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSCgfI3OG7s

Irony of Ironies [agnostic.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 28, 2022:

The irony of the irony of ironies would be if insufficient numbers of atheists are utterly unconcerned about CSR.

[youtu.be] Found this and thought it quite well done!!

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 28, 2022:

Smart enough for approximately half the voters in America? Twice.

Does the Cognitive Science of Religion legitimize the validity of religious behavior as a positive ...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 28, 2022:

The sheer syntactic precision, the cogent clarity and concision, and the ineluctable dialectic indubitability of the way you have crafted the option means I choose door three thanks Monty. I do enjoy reading the articles you post on these topics.

Good question? anyone?

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 28, 2022:

For the om be onz. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9iXK-QAH9s

If you can relate, tell me more

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 28, 2022:

You wouldn't read about it.

Way too many people confuse this point and will argue it until they are blue in the face.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 28, 2022:

Spoiler alert.

Shopping as a bloodsport, it's not just on Black Friday when you shop at IKEA.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 28, 2022:

I once met a girl. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_V6y1ZCg_8

What Is Math?: [getpocket.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 28, 2022:

Mathematics and language are ways to describe things.

Me : I'm Hungary. Wife : Why don't you Czech the fridge?

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 28, 2022:

Me: Jamaica nuff for me? Me: Andorra dessert? Me: Cameroon? You: Wales, whales wails: stop your wailing. You: Peruse the menu. You: Qatar slice of bread. Me: Swede in the pot? You: Somalian ate it. Me: Make mine Togo. Yugoslavia self then.

Indiana Wittgenstein and the Temple of Disappointment 😆 [existentialcomics.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 28, 2022:

You'd need a double major in psychology, journalism, religion or cognitive science. Another feather to go fletch.

I think it’s a monoscuit?

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 27, 2022:

Given the Latin bi it would be uniscuit or simply scuit but I hesitate to bite on six times cooked.

Honky Tonk Woman [youtu.be]

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 27, 2022:

I met her, she was mostly green and yellow. She used to sing for suppers on the side.

A truck carrying a load of toupees crashed on the highway. Police are combing the area.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 27, 2022:

Officers Wisden and Foley called for emergency assistance at the hairpin bend where the truck is stranded with the driver locked inside. The truck clipped the short back and sides of the cliff top edge on the main road and came within a whisker of the abyss below before colliding with another truck carrying mannequins. Two pairs of assessors at the scene are yet to decide who is to pay.

Look who's Back Adolf Hitler wakes up to find himself in the 21st century where his bunker used ...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 27, 2022:

Too soon, or did he never leave at all?

NZ police pick up suspected accomplice after a ram raid at a shopping centre.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 27, 2022:

Garbled police communication seemed to indicate she was on the lam when arrested. It's understand the accused was known to the police, having spent some time behind bars. Baa-ed company ewe think, sheepishly. Once that lamb was in his arms it was love at first bite. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu5byI6pZY0

Maher's exaggeration is over the top on this issue in my estimation.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 27, 2022:

Loved the triumviral tirade of macho chauvinism, smirching sexism and slipping the slipper onto effete ballerino. His usual shock jock shtick?

There you have it - Facts about Christians in the UK Q: What are the most shocking facts about ...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 26, 2022:

On behalf of the congregation here I'd like to thank and praise Ryo1 for sharing with us the good news about god, his sistren and brethren from the years 2002 and 2014. All stand.

Stunning Video Showcases the Largest, Most Detailed Simulation of the Early Universe to Date

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 26, 2022:

Can't wait for the prequel.

How do you relieve stress?

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 26, 2022:

Would I need an axe to grind?

Atheism is inconsistent with science....

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 26, 2022:

Go about your business. There's nothing to see here. He is merely contending that you can't prove there are no gods.

How to fold fitted sheets: [facebook.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 26, 2022:

Folderol.

OUR FRIENDSHIP WITH INDIA: (a speculative opinion) Virtually every convenience store in America and...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 26, 2022:

Brown Americans are encouraged to be on the lookout for Fishline79 and his ilk.

My second favorite place now.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 26, 2022:

Being.

Just a list of religions in the world.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 26, 2022:

One is always alone with religion.

Mandatory voting! My understanding is that in Australia voting in federal elections is mandatory and...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Under the (Australian) Commonwealth Electoral Act and the related state laws, voting is compulsory in Commonwealth, state and territory elections. Voting is also compulsory in local government elections, except in South Australia, Western Australia and Tasmania.

Yeah, me too.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 25, 2022:

He's pissed, pfftt. I studied for that test and still failed. It wasn't easy developing in such an environment. Wet and dark. People would always try to take me. I'm sure you've seen those viral videos of men playing 'bubblers' trying to drink me. It was as if I was always 'off'. I did love the snow though. And I did win a lot of contests. Cheers.

After months of being on Level 8, I am happy to announce that I am now on Level 8.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Pointslut. Like this comment pls.

Thought Provoking

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Make hay while the sun shines because every cloud has a silver lining. Waitingforgodot

Just a big Congratulations to @ CourtJester as apparently he now has a PhD (unspecfied) in addition ...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Jester waited till he finished high school. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqmFxgEGKH0

Ruby Love [m.youtube.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 25, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUQEMb1ALz0

Here's another gem for all of the fanatics who lack a sense of humor. Irresistable!

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Do you wonder if she can spell?

The Turtles - Eve Of Destruction….written in 1964 but it couldn’t been today! [youtu.be]

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 25, 2022:

I seem to vaguely recall Frank Zappa and the Turning Turtles of Tergiversation but I may be as mistaken as the terpsichorean turntables of my mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smZA9Jv3qH0

Blind Cat Rescued from Texas Animal Shelter Destroyed by Tornado | PEOPLE.com

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 24, 2022:

The tornado tore Nado's rooftop off but poor Nado the blind cat never saw it coming or going to another home. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_0U3DlLFSU

Ever so watchable. Raiders of Justice. [youtube.com] › watch

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 24, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l09T87hEstI

I am pretty chill about most things, but if you bring the cleaner Fabuloso into my house you are ...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 24, 2022:

Above the desirable double door portal (ooo I know) to my lux lounge lobby I have, just this minute, hung the sign "MODERATION" because I shall do everything in that loungeroom until I find the answer to this conundrum.

This make me want to live in Charlotte. [tedgioia.substack.]

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 24, 2022:

With the handle of a messiah who could resist? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VX7L1WK3fg

If she fakes an orgasm, she believes your ego is too fragile to handle the truth.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 24, 2022:

I have observed some interesting techniques but when that girl (up above me) there shakes a leg, oh mama she shakes a leg.

Very sad.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 24, 2022:

@Captain_Feelgood when someone says "to fucking stupid" it's a tell.

Good morning….

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 24, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_Grh_rGkSY

Good morning….

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 24, 2022:

And there, with fingers interwoven, both hands Pressed closely palm to palm and to his mouth Uplifted, he, as through an instrument, Blew mimic hootings to the silent owls That they might answer him.—And they would shout Across the watery vale, and shout again, Responsive to his call,—with quivering peals, And long halloos, and screams, and echoes loud Redoubled and redoubled; concourse wild Of jocund din! And, when there came a pause Of silence such as baffled his best skill: Then, sometimes, in that silence, while he hung Listening, a gentle shock of mild surprise Has carried far into his heart the voice Of mountain-torrents; or the visible scene Would enter unawares into his mind With all its solemn imagery, its rocks, Its woods, and that uncertain heaven received Into the bosom of the steady lake.

Good morning….

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 24, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCkCUuILlEM

$100 million media campaign depicts human side of Jesus in outreach to skeptics

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 24, 2022:

Half man half myth. Quite a bit like a sports star or a musical entrepreneur. Let there be statuary. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edksYp0t-Jo

The Denny's restaurant hypothesis Decades ago I traveled via car a good portion of the US except ...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 24, 2022:

If they don't have a Denny's don't go there if they do.

Remainder will cause division because they don't get it.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 24, 2022:

It would be irrational to contend otherwise, if not a fraction improper, but not necessarily transcendent or complex, in this system of infinite infinities.

Americans are bad at estimating the percentage of members that belong to any group.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 24, 2022:

3% of Americans are atheist?

It may be true

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 23, 2022:

Lust. It all started when Archimedes found the sandwich he had lost, shouted eureka, and ran naked through the streets of Pompeii to tell Euclid of his discovery. As luck would have it, Pythagoras was having lunch with Euclid that very day, and those two were often a sandwich short of a picnic. Ruminating over Archimedes' sandwich, Euclid opined that if the sandwich was cut in twain both vertically and horizontally then the sum of the four squares would each the larger square. Whereupon Pythagoras, eschewing Euclidean geometry, observed with a little strut and crust that cutting diagonally makes the sum of four triangles equal to the sum of four squares proving irrefutably and ineluctably that triangles are equal to squares. Archimedes, who was eating the sandwich and not paying much attention by this stage, ran back down the street to escape the volcanic eruption and as a consequence completely misquoted a formula that they later attributed to Pythagoras.

Times change, and sometimes we should perhaps look back at human culture and be amazed by the ...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 23, 2022:

We'd be all at sea.

Russell Brand unravels the complexity in Ukraine: [youtube.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 23, 2022:

@Krish55 Was it wrong of Putin to invade the Ukraine?

“Human beings are pattern-seeking animals who will prefer even a bad theory or a conspiracy theory...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 22, 2022:

Speaking of computers I've just checked the clouds for patterns and the English Woman's Weekly for the first time in ages, no knitting patterns, no in your garden, who's responsible for this total paternity? I shall ask Mrs Malaprop, she'll know, she alway does.

“Human beings are pattern-seeking animals who will prefer even a bad theory or a conspiracy theory...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 22, 2022:

I just stick to my knitting.

UBIQUARIAN.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 22, 2022:

Etymologically linked to arians with golden locks parted in the middle to form the blonde arches that span the globe with sapid splendour.

What was mankinds greatest achievement?

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 22, 2022:

Contraception.

Einstein was a brilliant skeptic "Einstein sometimes used the word 'God' to mean the amazing ...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 22, 2022:

Who did his do?

Torosaurus in Canada.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 22, 2022:

Where did you find my jacket?

Do you pray? Do you yearn for spirit-based community?

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 22, 2022:

It's deep, dark and matters. Search for your epistemological and ontological truths. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8rQ575DWD8

Kinda pissed off that ours, yours, and theirs don't have apostrophes. Am I being too possessive?

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 21, 2022:

To say nothing of two each its own and only one too.

The helical model - our solar system is a vortex - YouTube

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 21, 2022:

All the astrophysicists are wrong then, oh dear.

Another one for the ladies

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 21, 2022:

Glenn, is the sardonicism inherent in objectifying women in this joke lost on you? Women don't give a flying fadoobada what men think.

In order to understand the Christian religion you only need to understand what was happening back in...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Similarly, to understand language all one needs is an alphabet.

Mainly men (posturing as trans women) benefit from the trans movement.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 20, 2022:

The curious ruse of the patriarch in the night time eschewing its bark. What wellspring of wanton wonderment causes you to focus on transsexuality with such prurient power?

Logical....

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 19, 2022:

The eschew or the tissue?

Very Salty!!

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Sir Humphry Davy and Ednund Clerihew Bentley would have been surprised to hear that the hermit St. Jerome, while translating the bible into Latin, also isolated sodium. Sir Humphry Davy Abominated gravy. He lived in the odium Of having discovered Sodium.

Can't say that I blame them. Not that my state doesn't have it's own regressive problems.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 18, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hqklWJxUTo

Try saying "Unique New York" 5 times fast

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 18, 2022:

If you fancy a bit of twisting tongue now and again then try, "He bumped it".

I am happy (for the rest of y'all) about ending the switch, but how telling is it that this is how ...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 17, 2022:

Well, it is a pawn shop.

This is satire - and while it may sound like something she would say, she hasnt yet.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 17, 2022:

Stop watches have been deployed to counter this horological horror. Greene (MT to her legionnaires) has shone the light on the 50's as the right time. Many patently patient right wing voters never left. Coriolis effects can suck one in to her anti-clockwise vortex. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXj16uy8qLg Well, no one told me about her, the way she lied Well, no one told me about her, how many people cried But it's too late to say you're sorry How would I know, why should I care? Please don't bother tryin' to find her She's not there

This joke might be the last straw for some.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 17, 2022:

I say a hey nay way What you on today Who've you got in mind Don't be so behind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMT698ArSfQ

Do childfree (should be preferred to childless) couples have better sex.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 17, 2022:

If you want to know whether or not Pope Francis has better sex you should ask him.

How Billionaires Picked Putin as “Russia’s Pinochet” "Putin went from the virtually ...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 16, 2022:

Tragically brilliant expose.

I couldn't help but burst out laughing at the sight of this 🤣🤣🤣

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 16, 2022:

Just bowsering.

I'm kind of a grump, but i do like that wordle game.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 16, 2022:

OMG @FearlessFly "I not only was able to play it three time consecutively but I WON all three times." Kudos.

I’m so excited that my wife and I are finally visiting San Francisco to see the Golden Gate in ...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 16, 2022:

You could sing to her: "San Francisco open your golden gate" and have a gay old time? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvK_gD3ulaw

Well Cheesus Christ, do something

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 15, 2022:

They were rapt in your performance: Cheese's Crust Pizza Parl Are you as blue as they say you are Cheese's Crust Pizza Parl Or are stiltson when you're walkin thar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlOxUcTcUH0

Look at the talent!

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Slowly puts finger to the tip on that fourth cooking class.