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‘Too Little Too Late’: Bankruptcy Booms Among Older Americans

webbew1 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

I'll be working until they bury me in a box. Then they'll piss on my grave for having the audacity to die while on the clock.

Tell me about a time you had sex with someone unexpected.

webbew1 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

My first, actually. It was during pledge sneak my freshman year of college. We started drinking the second we left the fraternity house in Lincoln, NE and were all tossed off of our asses by the time we reached the fraternity house at Iowa State. The drinking didn't stop there, of course. We continued all through that Friday night until about five in the morning when pretty much everybody had finally passed out. I was on a couch in the basement, (the only one still awake) when one of the local chapter's little sisters came down stairs clearly looking to deflower herself a freshman. Being the only one awake, I was the lucky target. The sex was bad. Really bad. In fact it was so bad that it turned me off of sex for several years. To this day I will not have sex when under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Nor will I have sex without taking someone to dinner and getting to know them a little bit.

I have a key to my ex's house, in case of an emergency and he has a key for mine a decision made ...

webbew1 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Two can play that game. Have your attorney call his attorney and have his attorney set him straight. If he wants to use go betweens, might as well do it up the right way.

Do you laugh out loud when you're alone?

webbew1 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Yes.

Texas using religion as a state belief system?

webbew1 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

It's because... well... Texas. I did some training for work in the Dallas/ Fort Worth area a couple of years ago, and I have to say that I've been to third world countries where the infrastructure is in better shape. Allegedly, I was staying on the good side of town! If this is true, I'd hate to see the bad parts. What a depressing place. Couldn't wait to get the hell out of there.

Did trump just kick his kid under the bus?

webbew1 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Throwing his own kid under the bus sounds exactly like something Trump would do. And if I thought that Trump Jr. was anything other than a shit chip off the old shit block, I might actually care.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be, and why aren't you there already?

webbew1 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

SE Asia. Not there because I have no viable source of income to earn a living once I got there.

Favorites

webbew1 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Uhhhhhh..... huh... huh.. huh..... huh...... This sucks! - Butthead

I am now level 7! Where's my confetti and fanfare?

webbew1 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Sorry to break the bad news to you, but you don't get jack squat for level 7. Now start the long, slow slog to level 8 with the rest of us.

kiss her like her ex is watching ????

webbew1 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

What am I doing? I'm going back out in to the lobby to ask the manager why there's a Puddles Pitty Party going on in the theater where Mission Impossible 5 is supposed to be showing.

Actual business in my town

webbew1 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Rub and tug joint. Who says pristutution is illegal everywhere except in parts of Nevada? All you have to do is give the right cops a free handy now and again and it's legal anywhere you want it to be.

I am planning a trip to Vietnam/Cambodia.

webbew1 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

I think Cambodia is going to be my next adventure as well.

What's your favorite funny/clever/parody porno movie title?

webbew1 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Rambone: The Destroyer

Are Republicans Covering for Trump, or for Themselves?

webbew1 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Most common sense Republicans are caught in the middle right now between not necessarily wanting to vote Democrat or Indipendent and being utterly horridied by what they're seeing out of their own party's leadership. These folks are going to have to decide whether it's more important to stick with their core economic and political principles as well as their christian values as taught by Jesus Christ or to abandon everything they stand for in favor of cow towing to a few individuals who have built a sick, twisted cult and slapped the name "christian family values" on the advertising materials. And they have exactly four months to make their choice. November of 2018 is looming.

Watching Deep impact once more time.

webbew1 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

That movie was supposed to be a remake of When Worlds Collide when it was in the planning stages. But instead of making an updated version of one of the funnest sci-fi B films of all time, they wound up doing a lousy retread of Armaggedon. Leave it up to Hollywood to start out with a great idea and find a thousand ways to turn it to shit.

What’s the worst franchise of movies and books you’ve ever seen or read?

webbew1 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

The three Rambo sequels between 1992's First Blood and 2008's Rambo were all a derivative waste of film stock and time. Some of the weakest action films to ever come out of tinsel town.

Geese, so many middle aged people here. Where are all the young adults?

webbew1 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

WTF do geese have to do with middle age folks???

Hey @filthyMONKEYmen - I have the perfect response for that Mormon Deviance you shared yesterday.

webbew1 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Ya, some pretty obvious shit here. But apparently some dudes still need to be told for some fucking reason.

Popcorn, which way is the best?

webbew1 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

I have a stove top popcorn popper. No other way counts.

What decade do you think put out the best music? You can break it up genre if you want

webbew1 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Pretty good rule of thumb for any decade after the 70's: The mainstream sucks. If you want to find the good music that's being put out, smash your radio with a sledge hammer and start searching the internet as well as apps like Pandora, Spotify and Deezer.

Im kinda a socially awkward person, any advice on how to become more casual with my social ...

webbew1 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Sounds to me like you're spending way too much time giving a rats ass about what other people think about you. My advice? Stop.

We Know You're on the Toilet - CollegeHumor [youtube.com] (Who does this remind you of?)

webbew1 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Uuuuhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm...... ok???

What is your current favorite song?

webbew1 comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Really digging the new Underworld/ Iggy Pop collaboration.... https://youtu.be/KmJWD9jQvhc

Get Ready For Guns From 3D Printing!

webbew1 comments on Jul 31, 2018:

I still like Chris Rock's idea. Guns should be free. Bullets should cost $10,000.00 a piece.

Another one of my uplifting posts.

webbew1 comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Looks like those three managed to get themselves in to some pretty deep shit.

I am 62 now and have been married to a Chinese wife for 22 years.

webbew1 comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Sounds like a Lifetime original movie. You should write a script, film it and make yourself a whole bunch of money.

The Far Right's Pedophilia Smear Campaign Is Working. Slate.com [slate.me]

webbew1 comments on Jul 31, 2018:

These people should be brought to light. That shit's not funny. But perhaps the far right might want to deal with their own pedophiles before they go after other groups pedophiles. Just saying.

Where do I have to move in order to find a nice 'girlfriend' ? ?

webbew1 comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Move to a country where your money goes farther. You'll have more girlfriends than you can possibly handle.

Tomorrow morning at 7.

webbew1 comments on Jul 30, 2018:

New York City is a lot of fun, but it's expensive. Hope you're bringing lots of cash. If you're planning on catching a show, hit the red ticket booth on Times Square. You probably won't get tickets to the hottest show in town right now, but you'll be able to get in to a show for half price. Least expensive way to see the Statue of Liberty is via the Staten Island Ferry. It's free of charge. The tour is not. For less pricey accomodarions, don't stay in Manhattan. There's a nice B&B on Staten Island called the Harbour House. Lots less money and a great view of the skyline. Take the night river boat tour. It's awesome.

First Date Question: "How aware are you of your traumas and suppressed emotions and how are you ...

webbew1 comments on Jul 30, 2018:

You don't. You look for someone whose baggage matches yours.

Fantasy or Sci-Fi

webbew1 comments on Jul 29, 2018:

I tend to prefer sci fi.

Not sure if I'm ever going to get it right.

webbew1 comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Unless you're a pedophile, a rapist, a murderer, a homophob, a racist or a thief, you don't owe anybody an apology or an explanation for who you are. Stop wasting time and energy on trying to "get it right" and start going out and finding ways to manifest the things you want out of life.

50 shades... Yes or no?

webbew1 comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Slogged through about half of the first book. One of the few books I've picked up in my 52 years on this planet that I've failed to finish. Not a single redeemable quality. Not one.

Have you ever seen a movie that you wished you never seen?

webbew1 comments on Jul 29, 2018:

120 Days Of Sodhom and Dogville. Both great films, but very, very hard to watch. For films that were just plain piece of crap wastes of valuable time, I'm going to have to go with M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong's, The Happening and just about every single Adam Sandler film ever crapped out on to celluloid.

Top 10 Movies Way Too Upsetting to Watch Twice, [youtu.be]

webbew1 comments on Jul 29, 2018:

120 Days Of Sodhom is merely an honorable mention???? I don't think so. That was easily the most disturbing film I've ever seen.

Has anyone read this important news story? ?

webbew1 comments on Jul 27, 2018:

Dildo Demon. That sounds like the makings of a damn fine B horror film.

Conversely, as rock bands go: Who was the worst replacement for any band?

webbew1 comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Tommy Kaverick replacing Roy Khan in Kamelot. The band hasn't been quite the same since. Although, to be fair to Tommy Kaverick, nobody else could have adequately replaced Roy Khan either.

I'm thinking about moving next year but can't decide where to go.

webbew1 comments on Jul 26, 2018:

In Denver, the Federal Heights and Commerce City areas are fairly affordable. Other than that, you'd be looking in to one of small towns on the eastern plains for affordable living.

Why do people on the Left have such a problem acknowledging that Western Civilization is superior to...

webbew1 comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Spoken like someone who has never left the back water town they grew up in. Or if they have, they didn't learn jack shit. I've seen too much of the world to believe that the western world is superior to anybody. In fact, in a number of areas such as education and infrastructure, it's lagging farther and farther behind.

Have you ever eaten an entire bag of rice cakes and not broken any of them?

webbew1 comments on Jul 26, 2018:

I've never made it through one single rice cake, let alone a whole freaking bag of them. I use those things for packing in shipping boxes.

Wow bunch of weirdos and perverts I love it! I am new so be gentle.

webbew1 comments on Jul 26, 2018:

_With love and sex you have to treat it as a great and special gift. If you don't you will have weird lazy lame separate casual multiple partners so many one night stands egotistical expectations etc._ You say that like it's a bad thing.

I need to find a new partner. I'm tired of having sex with me!

webbew1 comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Me and me had a pretty good run. It's not me. It's me. I just think that I should see other people, ya know? Perhaps I and I could get together and have a drink sometime. Talk about old times? Ok.... bye then. See me later!

What would you teach your younger self about sex?

webbew1 comments on Jul 25, 2018:

1) All that bullshit they're laying on you in Catholic school about sex? Ya.... bullshit is ALL it is. 2) If someone isn't in to you, don't waste your time on them. Go find someone who WILL fuck you, because in about 30 years those nice, healthy hard ons you're experiencing right now will become less and less frequent. 3) Don't limit your search for female companionship to the United States. Travel. See the world. Get with women from other countries. You'll find that in many places outside of the US the female population has a lot less hang ups about sex.

I left my abuser over two months ago but I am still struggling and very unhappy.

webbew1 comments on Jul 24, 2018:

Sounds like you're still allowing this little prick to control your thoughts about yourself, even though he's clear over on the other side of the country. Time to cut that shit out. Now. And do NOT go back. You'd be better off with 72 cats and a vibrator. No relationship is better than being stuck in a shitty one. As for feeling out of sorts in your new place, you've only been there for two months. It takes time to integrate in to a new environment. It can take well over a year to really start to fit in somewhere. Find a local pub to hang out in on a regular basis. Chat up the bar tender. Pretty soon you'll be seen by the locals as a regular and you'll start to make new friends.

You are into someone but they are not into you.

webbew1 comments on Jul 24, 2018:

Back in my younger, more foolish days it would have amounted to sitting in a dark, dank basement listening to Joy Division records. These days I just blow their ass off and go out and find somebody who WILL fuck me.

Which door will you open?

webbew1 comments on Jul 24, 2018:

Door number 2. Money may not buy happiness, but it's one hell of a down payment.

Is there a tactful way to let the Ex know you're dating? :|

webbew1 comments on Jul 24, 2018:

Your sex and dating life us no longer any of her business and her sex and dating life is no longer any of yours. You're divorced. End of story. You not required to tell your ex anything. Those requirements went out the window once the papers were signed.

@AdorkableMe posted 'Motherlover' recently so of course I had to post 'Dick In A Box' ?

webbew1 comments on Jul 24, 2018:

Jizzed In My Pants is my favorite. Freaking hysterical.

What are your thoughts about hypnotism, have you ever got involved with a hypnotist?

webbew1 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

I use self hypnosis to deal with mild insomnia and to calm myself down in stressful situations such as taking important tests. I've found that it works wonders in both instances. If for no other reason than it focuses and calms my mind and allows me to shut out residual thought patterns.

Best ways to respond to religious people about being LGBTQ+?

webbew1 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Just tell them to piss off. It's direct and to the point, and it doesn't waste time justifying your life to asswipes whom you aren't required to justify anything regarding your sexual preferences in the first place.

Remember Rebecca from Cheers?

webbew1 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Anything by Dead Can Dance

What about an Obama 2020! movement?

webbew1 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Not enough real world political experience to do the job. She needs to serve in Congress before she considers a run at the Oval Office.

Wouldn't lonely teardrops need to be cried one at a time?

webbew1 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Not if Hank Williams says otherwise

Hello, all.

webbew1 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

I like your version considerably more than the original. It's amazing how a new arrangement can give a song an entirely new perspective.

I watched this weird video about what is sexually "permitted" for a Christian couple.

webbew1 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

What miserable lives these people lead, spending their time on this earth denying themselves pleasure and joy, only to die and spend eternity being dominated over by some narcisstic megalomaniac with infinite powers.

Utopia?

webbew1 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Utopia was a Todd Rundgren fronted prog rock band from the 1970's. Even those days had their trials and tribulations, but at least everyone could afford to live.

Anybody out there have good ways for dealing with insomnia?

webbew1 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Yes. I had a really bad six month bout with insomnia a few years back. Someone suggested breathing and visualization exercises, which cleared it up immediately. There are videos on You Tube which will help you out.

What are your opinions?

webbew1 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Nope

How religious family members "support" you.