Good morning all

whiskywoman comments on Sep 24, 2019:

be nice if they had choices for those astronaut financial wiz CEO actor hooker lol

Good morning friends.

whiskywoman comments on Sep 24, 2019:

those remakes of the really oldies are sometimes soooooo good

I joined Agnostic.

whiskywoman comments on Sep 23, 2019:

most dating sites are predominantly men and this is not really a dating site to me however one could use it that way join some groups like music and try that way most dating sites however are sometimes 400 to one and most sites populate with botts haven't seen any here though

Just my opinion, don't hate.

whiskywoman comments on Sep 23, 2019:

its intertwined in all our music and its American as apple pie

There is so much talent in Norway, considering the small population is just under five and a half ...

whiskywoman comments on Sep 23, 2019:

another good one

Got promoted.

whiskywoman comments on Sep 23, 2019:

lol

Here is another Playing for Change Honkey Tonk Woman [youtu.be] We are all in the same groove.

whiskywoman comments on Sep 22, 2019:

different but cant ruin a good song

One for the Grannies...... [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Sep 22, 2019:

not a popular one

Happy Saturday All!!!!

whiskywoman comments on Sep 22, 2019:

that is great news lol

I love that song

whiskywoman comments on Sep 22, 2019:

https://youtu.be/6WTdTwcmxyo this one is better tommy tutone

A fly feels a bug on its back. "Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?

whiskywoman comments on Sep 21, 2019:

omg a two for love that

darn I missed

whiskywoman comments on Sep 20, 2019:

dang repeat lol

Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks, "Have you read Marx?

whiskywoman comments on Sep 20, 2019:

ok that was friggin funny

Different laws.

whiskywoman comments on Sep 20, 2019:

took a sec slo morning

I got my card!!!!

whiskywoman comments on Sep 19, 2019:

laugh that is my plan

Someone keeps dumping soil all over my garden bed, and I don't know who's doing it?

whiskywoman comments on Sep 19, 2019:

lol love it

Who would have thunk it???

whiskywoman comments on Sep 4, 2019:

friggin love it

Kitchen humor.

whiskywoman comments on Sep 4, 2019:

lol

Saw a lad standing on one leg at an ATM. Confused, I asked him what he was doing?

whiskywoman comments on Sep 3, 2019:

love those groaners

Unluckiest guy in the world.

whiskywoman comments on Aug 30, 2019:

oldie but so good

A burglar creeping around a house in the dark shining his torch when a voice says "Jesus is watching...

whiskywoman comments on Aug 28, 2019:

lol

The Beach Boys - Help Me Rhonda [youtube.com]

whiskywoman comments on Aug 25, 2019:

my ronda hates this song and I love it

I didn't know. The First Broccoli: Where Does Broccoli Come From? [indianapublicmedia.org]

whiskywoman comments on Aug 25, 2019:

wow things that make you go hmmmmmm

Attending the funeral of a close friend I thought I recognized a lady I had not seen in 25 years.

whiskywoman comments on Aug 25, 2019:

I love it

Check next time

whiskywoman comments on Aug 19, 2019:

love it

Johnny Rivers. Slow Dancing. [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Aug 18, 2019:

memories wow

Found this on Facebook.

whiskywoman comments on Aug 16, 2019:

wow nailed it

He stays in his lane.

whiskywoman comments on Aug 16, 2019:

one smart man

When the driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig, he plowed into an empty tollbooth and ...

whiskywoman comments on Aug 16, 2019:

totally funny love this

What's the diagnosis.

whiskywoman comments on Aug 15, 2019:

best laugh in a while

The Dow is down by 800 points (at 12.

whiskywoman comments on Aug 14, 2019:

according to velshi and rule what happened today has happened before and in ten mos. a recession will follow

Doing a crossword puzzle.

whiskywoman comments on Aug 12, 2019:

whos on first lol love these

Disabled porn

whiskywoman comments on Aug 12, 2019:

even though old I laugh every time

What do you think of the Grand Canyon as a hole?

whiskywoman comments on Aug 8, 2019:

first joke of yours I found funny thanks

If it is the bubbles in champagne, not the alcohol that gets you drunk quicker.

whiskywoman comments on Aug 6, 2019:

ok finally a funny joke this morning

Poor guy, on his birthday no less.

whiskywoman comments on Aug 3, 2019:

I know this is off cause its just a joke but my brother spent a fortune at clubs and he is dying old alone sick and broke

Poor guy, on his birthday no less.

whiskywoman comments on Aug 3, 2019:

lol why is this popular you pay to look and not touch ..... love the joke

How many bugs do you need to rent out an apartment? Ten-ants.

whiskywoman comments on Aug 3, 2019:

badda boom lol

So, i dated this astronaut for a few months. It didnt work out. Said he needed space

whiskywoman comments on Aug 3, 2019:

groaner but good

As we mature most of us come to believe that “beauty is in the eye of the beholder,” or more ...

whiskywoman comments on Aug 3, 2019:

im terrible and I know it the older and uglier I get the less willing I am to accept old and ugly and I see how it is just not right but the heart wants what it wants and id rather do without than old and ugly or average ive tried talking to myself but im not listening to me

Written on bathroom wall back in early 70's - back then, our anonymous "chat rooms" were bathroom ...

whiskywoman comments on Aug 1, 2019:

boys trying to hurt girls that would not fuck by writing her number and calling her a slut there were some funny poems too

I've Always Been Crazy - Waylon Jennings [youtube.com]

whiskywoman comments on Jul 31, 2019:

not a waylon fan but a few of the songs I did appreciate

End of school year .

whiskywoman comments on Jul 30, 2019:

I remember so well

[youtu.be] cant stop playing

whiskywoman comments on Jul 30, 2019:

pretty good

One male pig to another male pig ... "Remember that sow I used to go with?

whiskywoman comments on Jul 26, 2019:

groan

Always loved this duet...Elton John and Kiki Dee. - Don’t Go Breaking My Heart. [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Jul 25, 2019:

wow memories forgot how he looked as a young entertainer

I'm addicted to this song :D What a fire 🔥 Ozzy Osbourne - Mr. Tinkertrain [youtube.com]

whiskywoman comments on Jul 24, 2019:

ozzy was so beautiful when he was younger he had it all

I remember hearing this one when I was about ten years old - Wanna hear a dirty joke?

whiskywoman comments on Jul 23, 2019:

even dirtier one they got out and fell back in I bet I wore folks out telling that silly joke lol and I have a little bunny, her nose is kinda runny, she thinks its funny, but its snot (but its not)

Last call finds us all

whiskywoman comments on Jul 23, 2019:

they get afraid because none of us know what is ahead silly but understandable we all have the illusion of control and to not know is scary like jumping in a dark hole not knowing where the bottom is or what its made of

Need a shoulder.

whiskywoman comments on Jul 23, 2019:

now I need to draw on you too

To me her music is missing something, but I want to get it out for you to try.

whiskywoman comments on Jul 21, 2019:

maybe its not the right kind of song for her often singers sound better in certain types of songs

Who would of thunk it????

whiskywoman comments on Jul 21, 2019:

old one but still funny

You know there is just something about an 80’s Power Ballad that fits the bill at times.

whiskywoman comments on Jul 21, 2019:

she is beautiful

I love to change the world 10 years after Important lyrics [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Jul 21, 2019:

great memories go with this song sit ins protest we were world shakers as kids

A Broken Heart Can Mend. - Alexander O’Neal. [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Jul 20, 2019:

pretty boys of color damn they can always sing talk about velvet voices

Alright - listen up Metal fans.

whiskywoman comments on Jul 20, 2019:

too funny and nothing is better than guns and roses nothing what's with the gloves is it cold in there

Another story from long ago, on one of my favorite subjects, convergent evolution.

whiskywoman comments on Jul 20, 2019:

I love this stuff

k.d. lang. - Maybe. Velvet voice. [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Jul 20, 2019:

https://youtu.be/9pBYKVESAyk

k.d. lang. - Maybe. Velvet voice. [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Jul 20, 2019:

I have loved her since she wore a cow girl outfit she has a great voice velvet is the right word and she can sing anything ... she got into some stupid stuff for a while the songs were crap but the voice was still great my fav is constant cravings

Maybe this one, too! Lol....Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs-Heads Will Roll [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Jul 20, 2019:

I could never wear that dress ... I was chicken and too provincial .... but I sure would have loved it

It must be hard to be a lumberjack.

whiskywoman comments on Jul 19, 2019:

omg took me a sec lol I love a good punn

All weddings promote promote polygamy.

whiskywoman comments on Jul 19, 2019:

good one and only 16 husbands lol why limit yourself

isle or window

whiskywoman comments on Jul 19, 2019:

its an old joke but I love it

Evanescence. - My Immortal. Love this one. [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Jul 18, 2019:

I love her sooooo much those dark songs speak to me

That old song.

whiskywoman comments on Jul 18, 2019:

I love REO

What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.

whiskywoman comments on Jul 18, 2019:

it is a groaner but funny

Just stumbled across this group. i am not sure what to make of them. What do you think?

whiskywoman comments on Jul 18, 2019:

heard them before cpl times

Lost in translation and its not the first time

whiskywoman comments on Jul 17, 2019:

during the war the finger was used so much by soldiers the foreigners were told it was a peace sign

Evanescence - Bring Me To Life [youtube.com]

whiskywoman comments on Jul 16, 2019:

one of my all time favs

[youtu.be] My favorite song by Pink

whiskywoman comments on Jul 14, 2019:

she is awesome

Something to believe in....

whiskywoman comments on Jul 10, 2019:

that's my damn church

There was an explosion at a pie factory yesterday. 3.14 people died.

whiskywoman comments on Jul 9, 2019:

lol I agree double groan but I loved it

I brought a love doll the other day.

whiskywoman comments on Jul 9, 2019:

that was friggin funny loved it

If he doesn't call back, I caught him cheating.

whiskywoman comments on Jul 6, 2019:

give nancy a run for her money

If he doesn't call back, I caught him cheating.

whiskywoman comments on Jul 6, 2019:

lol gotta kiss frogs

The Pierces. - Flesh and Bone. I love the sound these sisters make. [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Jul 4, 2019:

really nice

There was this limo driver who was in business for 25 years without a single customer.

whiskywoman comments on Jul 4, 2019:

lol I love punns

I wanted to try online dating, so I clicked around until I saw someone I found attractive.

whiskywoman comments on Jun 29, 2019:

no negative there

Man: "Do you know how much it is to rent a church singing group?

whiskywoman comments on Jun 26, 2019:

I love this one

Should churches be maid to pay taxes

whiskywoman comments on Jun 24, 2019:

trumps tax scam made it so they can launder money for foreign governments and get involved in politics so not only did the scam pay the rich and rob the poor it went against the separation of church and state

Should churches be maid to pay taxes

whiskywoman comments on Jun 24, 2019:

yes thing is it would be hard to make them honest and tell the truth about what they take in

"Female Rats Face Sex Bias Too .

whiskywoman comments on Jun 19, 2019:

nothing about testosterone driven males however

My friend Jay had twin girls recently and he wanted to name them after him.

whiskywoman comments on Jun 15, 2019:

im so slo

Kesha, "Rich, White, Straight Men" - Be careful where you play it.

whiskywoman comments on Jun 15, 2019:

kinda like

Ukulele Anthem Currently one of my favorite songs.

whiskywoman comments on Jun 15, 2019:

she should stop paying to put her eyebrows on

Corb lund + Hayes Carrl- Bible On The Dash [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Jun 14, 2019:

hate it

Old Man by Neil Young

whiskywoman comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I love the unique qualities in diff musicians voices and talents

Old Man by Neil Young

whiskywoman comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I think he didn't know how to post took me a while to figure it out

Day 3 of the 5 bands in 5 days.

whiskywoman comments on Jun 10, 2019:

love it too

[youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Jun 10, 2019:

never heARD IT BUT love it

Metallica - Nothing Else Matters [youtube.com]

whiskywoman comments on Jun 10, 2019:

one and much of metallica when I was younger I never listened then I herd this and I cant get enough

Neil Young + The Stray Gators-Old Man [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Jun 7, 2019:

classic

I did not enjoy Roy Orbison as a kid and certainly not Pretty Woman.

whiskywoman comments on Jun 2, 2019:

funny how ppl have such diff takes roy was one of the greats and well respected musicians from everywhere respected his talent and his kindness and his genius

It's embearrassing.

whiskywoman comments on May 31, 2019:

I love it lol and men with big paws too

Musical pun.

whiskywoman comments on May 31, 2019:

funny

A man showed some friends his apartment. One guest asked, "What's that big brass basin for?

whiskywoman comments on May 31, 2019:

love it lol

When a trick went wrong, an amateur magician accidentally turned his wife into a couch and his two ...

whiskywoman comments on May 26, 2019:

lol

A giraffe walks into a bar, and feeling generous, announces proudly, "The highballs are on me, ...

whiskywoman comments on May 24, 2019:

love this one

Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes. Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?

whiskywoman comments on May 24, 2019:

bud bump bah love it lol

That was nice of him.

whiskywoman comments on May 19, 2019:

love it lol