Incomprehensible [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2024:

There's nothing anyone can do to this woman that will bring that innocent child back to life. I can't imagine the horror that poor baby felt. 😔

Tump has been a fake his entire life, it is now on display for all to see.

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2024:

Self-proclaimed "King of Debt". What did y'all think he meant by that? PT Barnum without any of the ethics.

Friday Challenge

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2024:

Meth Leppard

He has been dashing, boasting and basking until it's time to guarantee the court penalties

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2024:

The self-proclaimed "King of Debt". Waiting for a phone call from MBS.

Ladies, good men are hard to find.

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2024:

At least he's taking care of his kids. Probably not very well, but still.

Desperate for cash

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2024:

If he couldn't win when he owned casinos, he sure ain't gonna get much better at it with megamillions.

But serious Unusual Number of Bald, Beardless Men Going into Barbershop Leads to Drug Bust ...

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2024:

Well somebody got clipped here. LOL

This will cheer you up

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2024:

What a waste of skin. And hair gel, TBH.

Ouch, that doesn't look fun!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2024:

Oooo, I used to go to my 8:30 class after leaving the bar back in the 70's. I was a lot younger then. Good set, MG. If a man makes noise during sex, and there is nobody there but him, does it really make a sound? LOL

Interested in buying a Tiki Bar on Kaua'i?

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2024:

If I was 20 years younger and capitalized like I am right now I'd do it. Alas, that time has passed. Good luck to Michele, and Todd whose music I just adore. The Will Powers album is a personal favorite of mine.

Republicans are making noise on TikTok for a reason

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2024:

Not really a big secret.

Four days and COUNTING! I wonder if the larda$$ of Mar-A-Lardo will come up with 463 Biglies in time...

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2024:

No he won't, but I m curious what sort of weaselly maneuvers he will try to pull to gum up the forfeiture process. You just *know* that's what him and his crooked legal team are working on, nonstop, these days.

Oops not as rich as everyone thought was he... [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2024:

You got those small balls in your (hopefully gloved) hand, Tish. Start squeezin' 'em baby!

Lioness trying to attract an uninterested male. [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2024:

Who's not in the mood *this* time, Nala?

That's how it works

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2024:

She is a cutie, with that perpetual set of pouty lips. Must have knocked them dead in parking lot court.

He'll fight for his cause

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2024:

The question here is, *whose* tits?

Halfway through the week!!! 🥳😱😵🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2024:

I'll take an eight ball of that shit. LOL Good job today, hon.

Barely Tuesday!!!!! 😵😵😂😂

zeuser comments on Mar 19, 2024:

Ooo, I guess I'll be in my room. Alone. 😜 Very funny set today, MG!

Now these!!! Lol!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2024:

I'm surprised MBS hasn't put in a bid yet. Or, you know, maybe he has and there's still not enough. They will eventually nail Jared and Ivy too.

I get the hint here

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2024:

Now there's two peas in a pod. LOL

Someone can’t come up with 456 million…

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2024:

Maybe cue the bloodbath a little earlier than he wanted? What a shiftless indolent douche-canoe.

Whiny little bitch, wants immunity from paying his bills.

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2024:

I wonder how many simply didn't answer the phone, closed the shades, and pretended they weren't home. 😜

Oh Daddy!!! 🤮🤮🤮🤮

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2024:

To marry a thieving putz like Jared, you just KNOW she can control that gag reflex.

Good morning beautiful people!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2024:

We all need your sense of humor, MG!

The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls".

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2024:

You can never beat a true cuckoo at its own game. 😏

I'm hangry, I need to eat!!!! Not sure about that sandwich but I'm starving!!!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2024:

I LOVE Len Pennie! You ought to look for her "scots word of the day" on insta, and she has some dynamite feminist poetry. Anyway, good set as usual, you spoil us, Michelle!

I don't like a flat soda for sure

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2024:

Doesn't bother me. Let's see 'em. LOL

What in the name of fuck is this guy talking about.... [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2024:

Now that right there is a metric ton of stale manure. Jesus Tits.

Are you happy to see me Chewy?! 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2024:

We all know a raccoon like that. Good set, MG!

Another meme dump of Idiocracy!

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2024:

These are great! My guess is number 5, btw. LOL

Red Hats

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2024:

Well, was he asking for it?

He must be a good debater in HS

zeuser comments on Mar 15, 2024:

That is a fellatious argument. Heh.

Is this a common problem?

zeuser comments on Mar 15, 2024:

This will not deter the showoffs, and it may in fact make doing it more appealing if Bubba knows there's going to be an audience.

I'm sooooooo tired!!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 14, 2024:

Schlong Island, eh? Probably a code name for the nudist beach. Oh, and I will be your papa John. 😜 Very funny set today, MG.

Are all these maga people that stupid? Oh wait…never mind. Resistence is futile! [x.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 13, 2024:

Yeah, I've heard shit like this. 🙄

Donnie boy needs to come up with half a billion in just over 2 weeks, lol.

zeuser comments on Mar 13, 2024:

Rubles. Ten to one it's in rubles. Anybody?

This time change sucks!

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2024:

Gotta keep your eye on the frogs, they don't call them croakers for nothing. LOL Good set, MG.

So Desperate Donnie has managed to find over 90 Biglies for his appeal.

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2024:

No reputable company would post a bond that they will almost certainly lose. I'm guessing there is Russian money behind it, and one more hook in this lardass to manipulate him with.

In the immortal words of Nelson Muntz "haha" [nbcnews.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2024:

Insane dumbass does the same thing over and over expecting different results.

Just like cancer, he will be gone and I will be glad, can't be soon enough.

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2024:

That's right, you scarecrow, keep walking, beat it, hit the road, take off, get lost. *hard kick to the rear end*

The response to the response to the state of the union

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2024:

ScarJo was much more appealing on SNL inhabiting this character. Roll tide.

Monday, ugh!!!! I want to sleep more!!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2024:

When you have two problems, one of them may be a solution in disguise. Give the whoreless pimp some of the nutsack cookies.

Large Marge

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2024:

They love her in Calhoun, though. Lordy, what a waste of skin.

Just saying

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2024:

Punching down is the republican way. Assbags, all of them.

Sen.

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2024:

At least she was considerate enough to wear that demure cross necklace to immediately show us that she is an unabashed serial fabulist.

Got to make up for that lost hour of sleep

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2024:

Yeah, something like that. It's all still with us.

Happy Sunday Morning! 🌞😊😵😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2024:

I'll never touch another McRib. And I don't think I could get away with calling it a "meat sleeve". Outstanding set, MG. 😄

I think some confusion here

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2024:

Hey, at least I'm here at high noon, like you said.

Morning Motherfuckers or Shit heads, whichever you prefer! 😂😂😂😂 Hope you all have a ...

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2024:

Weiner in the front, exhaust in the back. I wish I could hide like that cat, too. LOL Good ones, hon.

What a stressful week!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2024:

Morning shitheads! LOL Good bunch today, MG.

What did he expect for $2.00.

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2024:

A guy is walking back from a pier in Boston with a couple of buckets, each containing a big lobster. A game warden stops him, says "I have to write you up for poaching." The guy says "Now just wait a minute. These are my pet lobsters. I take them to the ocean every night and let them roam around. Then I call them and they come back." The game warden is skeptical. "So you let the lobsters go, then call them and they come back?" "Yep", the guy says. The game warden says "I got to see this. Let's go back to the ocean, and if you can call back your lobsters after you let them go, I won't cite you." "Ok", the guy says. They walk back to the ocean, the guy dumps the lobsters into the water, then starts to walk away. The game warden says "Hey, aren't you going to call your lobsters back, like you said?" The guy says "What lobsters?"

Jesus will hang with you

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2024:

If it gets me to the nipple play stage, well all right. But there are much better ways to handle this. IMHO, of course.

A man is a man. ;)

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2024:

Ok, I can take a joke, but I generally try to avoid broad brush tropes that are meant to shame or demean entire groups of people. On the other hand, yeah, guys are guys.

I think my best mate is having an affair with my wife. He's been miserable lately.

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2024:

Awww..

well, as someone once famously said "I really don't care."

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2024:

It was dark, but I remember slurping sounds and the smell of slovenian Slivovka Plum Brandy combined with Burger King aromas. Could that have been her? A lot of people are saying that, according to an untrustworthy source. LOL

All heroes don't wear capes

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2024:

Yikes. This genius is going to be wearing a shroud instead of a cape if he keeps that up.

Can't sleep, so here's some memes! 😴😴😴

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2024:

I am that 4-7 regular! Great set, MG. I need to start working with mashed potatoes. LOL

Just a reminder to the MAGA-its

zeuser comments on Mar 6, 2024:

Then there is that "truth, justice, and the American way" thing, where Russia is not in the conversation, and truth and justice are comically upside down in this particular blooperman.

It's pretty self explanatory

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2024:

Sad but true.

I said if before and I'll say it again. Spacing is important.

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2024:

Always a good idea, no matter what. LOL

The Supreme Court is clear on this

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2024:

I'd love to see this smirking, privileged scion prick, and all of his criminal crew, in irons on the docket.

There is supposed to be at least one Supreme Court justice to oversee each Federal Circuit Court.

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2024:

FDR gave this a shot back in the 40's, but he couldn't pull it off. This was a guy who won 4 national elections, and even HE couldn't budge the big money. Joe needs big majorities in both houses to pull this off. Y'all shouldn't hold your breath.

Inoffensive pancake syrup.

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2024:

No, I guess that's why the stereotypes were such effective brands in your racist day, "Duke".

Me with my bullshit to brighten your day! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2024:

Good bunch, MG. 🤣

Oh, we’re not doing that?

zeuser comments on Mar 3, 2024:

Honest mistake.

Had someone special come visit me for the past two weeks! Hope you're having a good evening!

zeuser comments on Mar 3, 2024:

Outstanding!

The clock is ticking [rawstory.

zeuser comments on Mar 2, 2024:

It's almost like he's been lying about his net worth all along, and he's a soulless conman who punches down and pretends to be brave. Well, ok, there should be no "It's almost like" in the previous sentence. Chickens coming home to roost with the head chicken, BAWK BAWK, BROKE BROKE.

Be careful when making wishes. Genies take things literally.

zeuser comments on Mar 1, 2024:

He is flush with success. Repeatedly. LOL

What a role model, he is so nice

zeuser comments on Mar 1, 2024:

Good plan on paper, son. 🤪

“It takes half your life before you discover life is a do-it-yourself project”………….

zeuser comments on Mar 1, 2024:

It takes the other half to realize you need to ask for help when you need it.

Pure class (this was published within an hour of her ranting about the Biden crime family)

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2024:

Where was that good guy with a gun we hear so much about?

Yesterday, I was having a meltdown because I couldn't access online banking.

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2024:

Identifying your own tribe, mostly. Like dogs smelling butts, but not as straightforward.

"A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2024:

I guess this is the origination of the phrase "bag of dicks".

You just can't help some people.

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2024:

Udderly embarrassing, right?

Donald Trump has three interests in life: himself, himself and himself.

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2024:

Well, it's sort of like the holy trinity. Three distinct perspectives. Himself as a dementia-addled nitwit. Himself as criminal. Himself as a bigoted, treasonous, idiot tool of the Russians. Yeah, there could be more, but that works for me. For now.

Ugh, these bunches of twatwaffles!

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2024:

Ass spurs!? Har har!

Jury Finds LaPierre and NRA Diverted Millions in NRA Donations to Personal Use A New York jury ...

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2024:

You got that right, Johnny. 😔

😂😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2024:

I read that the sneakers themselves, even with the gold on them, sell for $19.61. They just sewed a T on them (or most likely glued them on in a chinese sweatshop), paid Trump to brand them and sell them, then found a rich source of stupid rubes for the rest.

It's already Sunday! Hope you all have a wonderful day!!!

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2024:

50 years my arse. You do that stuff now, don't you? LOL Good set, hon.

My 81 yr old nana , early Saturday morning , brought in by a friend bcz " she was acting weird / ...

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2024:

This is exactly why I swiped left on her tinder profile. 😌 I never understood paralyzing your face as a cosmetic. Sounds like some of that paralysis seeped into her cranium. Happy Sunday, hon.

For his easily offended followers

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2024:

Say that you are sending a part of the proceeds to mango Mussolini, then don't do it: profit.

Is Australia actually performing transmutation? ;)

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2024:

A good editor would have helped a lot.

I am NOT going to argue with this if it works...

zeuser comments on Feb 23, 2024:

I can chip in a fiver to help with the airfare.

Clearly, it's a failure to communicate

zeuser comments on Feb 22, 2024:

Maybe we all shouldn’t advertise and just, you know, talk?

Family of Canadian idiots move to Russia to "get away from teh Gays.

zeuser comments on Feb 22, 2024:

Boy, they saw these rubes coming a thousand miles away didn't they? Sure put all your money in one of our banks, it's safe. Har Har. Can't spend any money and the movies suck, and no good hairdressers! 😄 Suffer, you bigoted shitbags. I do feel sorry for the kids.

A trump church now making it official?

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2024:

Moon's legacy. Like father like son. These guys attract idiots and nitwits like shit attracts blue bottle flies.

From the judgement by Honorable Engoron: "Donald Trump was aware of many of the key facts ...

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2024:

Brilliant defense: well, nobody complained, and the judge's clerk dated Chuck Schumer and rolled her eyes at me, so there!

When you have a long time for breakfast to be ready.

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2024:

If this works, it'll be a chicken dinner.

Funeral for transgender activist at St.

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2024:

Receiving scorn from an organization which promotes and abets pedophiles isn't quite the burn these bell-ringers think it is. RIP, Cecilia.

Scam?

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2024:

Of course it's a scam. First, any kind of organized religion is a scam right off the bat. This kind of explicit manipulation of cult members is another, deliberate, deeper layer of scam. I have a rod for them, right here.

Do you have sympathy in your heart?

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2024:

I have often said that the only justice this turd-blossom will ever face will be at the hands of a mob. And I feel it coming.

The trump mining is rich today

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2024:

These are all terrific, buddy. 👍

It's time to die.

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2024:

The only plot hole: then who's the guy in Oz?

[gofundme.com] Hahahahahahahaha

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2024:

I think they have enough for like 4 days worth of interest on the outstanding amount so far. So you ignorant knobs need to step it up, dig deep!

This twatwaffle!!! 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2024:

If we could also get Eric's face shopped onto Miss Hathaway, this would be Pulitzer material. LOL

Personally I can't decide if they look more Liberace-esque or RuPaul-ish but I'm sure no one will ...

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2024:

Michael Cohen just named these "Air Felons"! Har har, I am so there for this! LOL

Snookered Again!

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2024:

Golden sneakers, golden toilets, golden showers, golden memories. Maybe he got the idea from that place by the four seasons landscaping company that sold golden dildos. Hey, a buck is a buck. A huckster is a huckster, and a huckster's gotta huck. 😜

Incontrovertible evidence

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2024:

Finger cot condom Don, that's the guy all right! 😜

Prayer doesn't work you would be better off quiting...

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2024:

Well, at least this job gave you the opportunity to demonstrate to the entire world what a douche canoe you are, a real knob now known internationally. Good times, Mike, you assbag.

Lil Oil Change! Lol!!!

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2024:

Aw VW's. My 70 beetle would need a catapult and a jet assist to get to 70, let alone 80. Those were the days, though. Very nostalgic set, MG, thanks.