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Trump Pinata
Dec 24, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Making a witness list, checking it twice...
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Just for Laughs
Dec 22, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Yeah, well, it wasn't free, you know...
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Just for Laughs
Dec 21, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Wait! Up ahead! Awwww, crap!
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Dec 20, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Bonus post - all words. Cinnamon lovers probably ought to keep scrolling.
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Dec 20, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
All you gotta do is flap your lips, dude.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Dec 20, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Piling on poor Rudy. Hurry up before that 148 million bill hits.
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Just for Laughs
Dec 19, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
She reminds me of someone I ran into in Los Cabos, too.
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Dec 18, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Wait, what? So you? Want to grab my what!?!
5 comments
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Dec 16, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Um...bottoms up?
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Trump Pinata
Dec 16, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Quick two question quiz..
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Dec 15, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
I always try to speak from the heart, too.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Dec 15, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
That gawd is such a prankster.
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Dec 14, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
One of the many untold xmas stories that never made it into the major myth canon.
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Dec 14, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
I'd guess any sentence longer than, say, 5 years is more or less a life sentence for this treasonous waste of skin.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Dec 14, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Too many people think that these are GOOD things, and proof that we should keep voting for MAGA shitbags.
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Just for Laughs
Dec 13, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Ignore me at your peril. Don't be a wet blanket.
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Dec 12, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
It helps if you say it in a teutonic accent.
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Trump Pinata
Dec 12, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
We all know this, but it's sometimes good to review....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 9, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Can't say that I blame her. 😜
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Dec 9, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
There were, however, no injuries ever reported.
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Trump Pinata
Dec 9, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Key difference.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Dec 9, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Good for you, you moron.
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Posts
Dec 7, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
This is a different kind of horse opera..
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Dec 7, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
I got yer donation buddy, right here.
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Dec 6, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Bonus post: No pictures, just words.
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Just for Laughs
Dec 6, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
REAL dads don't need no stinkin' calendar to come up with these.
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Just for Laughs
Dec 5, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Looks like the eyes have it.
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Just for Laughs
Dec 2, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
And I was just about to give him the hundred bucks. Close call.
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Dec 1, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
I certainly wish that.
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Nov 30, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Bears are more sophisticated than we give them credit for. The one about the goat is for my buddy, @Pralina1
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Nov 29, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Hey, I made it to level 9.2! Some more backlog cleanouts to celebrate. I never trusted Grover, either.
7 comments
Trump Pinata
Nov 28, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
To be honest, I stopped going to Home Depot a while ago, they are an inferior hardware store compared with Lowes, Ace, or even a locally owned hardware store (very rare these days, unfortunately). I don't patronize Publix for similar reasons, but in ...
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Posts
Nov 28, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Slow day, so I am getting some of my backlog out of storage.
2 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Nov 28, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
That's plausible.
1 comment
Posts
Nov 27, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Gee, that's too bad.
2 comments
Posts
Nov 27, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Trump the tagger. That is his plan, btw.
1 comment
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Nov 27, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
It bears repeating.
2 comments
Posts
Nov 26, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Can't even find 'em in the Farmer's Almanac..I looked.
6 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Nov 26, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
It's good to be rich, right Elon?
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Nov 26, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Traveling salesman walks up the driveway and knocks on the door. After a while the door opens and a little boy, about 9, stands with a glass of whiskey in one hand and a cigar in the other. salesman says “Oh, hi. is you mummy or daddy home?” ...
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Nov 24, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Thanksgiving leftovers. Hope y'all had a thankful day!
3 comments
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Nov 22, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Travel tip: Always carry some cash to the boarding gate.
2 comments
Posts
Nov 22, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Prick his boil, then boil his prick.
2 comments
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Nov 22, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Yeah, it's a horse race all right. You can smell the horseshit from here.
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Nov 21, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
I would LOVE to hear what the cheerleaders chant.
3 comments
Posts
Nov 20, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
What about rubber bands? Y'all need any rubber bands?
2 comments
Trump Pinata
Nov 20, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
If only he would say "And now my work here is done".
4 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Nov 19, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Anything at all?
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Nov 19, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
And it is almost December, too.
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Nov 18, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
I figured something was going on there.
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Nov 18, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
A quick morning drop. About two feet or so it looks like. I'll post more later.
3 comments
Posts
Nov 17, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
There it is in black and white.
1 comment
Posts
Nov 17, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
He got this one right.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Nov 17, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Quite the dilemma for any wingnut shitwit.
1 comment
Posts
Nov 16, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Now that I think about it, mine too.
3 comments
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Nov 16, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Put 'em in Giuliani's wing.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Nov 16, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Just the right touch of elegance, isn't it, Clarence?
1 comment
Quotes
Nov 15, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Another one I've been meaning to put out there.
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Nov 15, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
I've been meaning to post this for a while.
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Posts
Nov 15, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Now THAT is a very good question.
1 comment
Trump Pinata
Nov 15, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Unintentional MAGATS.
2 comments
Quotes
Nov 15, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
“The spectacle of what is called religion, or at any rate organized religion, in India and elsewhere, has filled me with horror and I have frequently condemned it and wished to make a clean sweep of it. Almost always it seemed to stand for blind ...
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Nov 14, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
He's a very funny guy.
2 comments
Posts
Nov 14, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Good likeness.
2 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Nov 14, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Looks like somebody's Johnson is on the chopping block.
1 comment
Posts
Nov 13, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
I'm going down? Make me!
1 comment
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Nov 13, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
I'd guess low 40's.
1 comment
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Nov 13, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
I understand they give you a great reception there, Bobo.
1 comment
Posts
Nov 12, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
It's a sign of something, and it ain't good.
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Posts
Nov 12, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
You can trade them in? Why didn't anybody tell me this 38 years ago?? Hi everybody! Y'all miss me? I missed y'all!
8 comments
Posts
Nov 12, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Except when it's property tax time....
3 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Nov 12, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
To paraphrase Paulie Walnuts, it's like an ad for weight loss, before and waaaay before.
1 comment
Posts
Nov 5, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Oh baby, you mooooove me.
3 comments
Posts
Nov 5, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
The kids are finally getting their moment in the spotlight! And you have to thank maga mike for probably inspiring a lot more atheism. (wishful thinking, but a guy can dream, right?)
2 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Nov 5, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Magic maga Mike, the johnson's johnson! It seems like every time one of these previously obscure wingers find the spotlight, each one is an order of magnitude worse than the ones before.
2 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Nov 3, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Get the gallows ready in case he doesn't, right Kari?
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Posts
Nov 3, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Sometimes, it doesn't even need any coffee to work.
3 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Nov 3, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
The Johnson guy is a prick with ears, isn't he?
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Nov 1, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Mom and daughter should have come as a shot glass and a bic. A couple of Halloween leftovers.
1 comment
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Oct 31, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Meep meep.
1 comment
Posts
Oct 31, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Only the best people.
1 comment
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Oct 31, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Also, masks are prohibited.
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Oct 31, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
It's like two pickets to Titsburg, please.
2 comments
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Oct 30, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
I got your Bachs here.
3 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Oct 30, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
When is he coming back?
2 comments
Posts
Oct 29, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Now if they actually DID have bones, they would scare the crap outta me.
3 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Oct 29, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
They gotta be down there somewhere. snort
1 comment
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Oct 28, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Easy fellas. Over easy...
1 comment
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Oct 28, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
The conundrum of our era with no apparent explanation that doesn't involve all-consuming bigotry.
3 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Oct 28, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Latest strike, no spares.
1 comment
Posts
Oct 27, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Easy to clean, too!
3 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Oct 27, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Nice capitol you have here. Be a shame if something happened to it...
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Trump Pinata
Oct 26, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
He's the best crybaby, a crybaby that will make your head spin, a crybaby like you've never seen before.
2 comments
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Oct 26, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Me: Hey, are you Batman? Batman: What?
1 comment
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Oct 26, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Know your words.
2 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Oct 25, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Hi-ho. hi-ho, it's off to bullshit we go...
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Oct 25, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
An apple a day....
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Oct 25, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Then and now.
2 comments
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Oct 23, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
For the extra slippery criminal.
2 comments
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Oct 23, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Still a loser.
2 comments

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