“You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you do not trust ...

zeuser comments on Oct 12, 2024:

You have to know who to trust and how far to trust them.

zeuser replies on Oct 12, 2024:

@Marionville That requires deep knowledge of the individual, I guess, and demonstrated trustworthiness.

Happy Wednesday Night!!! Another long day! Goodnight 😴😴😴😴

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2024:

Women who talk shit don't need to flirt with me, my ears perk up and I start to smile when I hear it. Good bunch, MG!

zeuser replies on Oct 11, 2024:

@michelle666gar That is the sad truth. LOL

Now there's a parenting strategy that will backfire when the kiddo turns 15.

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2024:

I too look both ways at a roundabout. and one way streets.

zeuser replies on Oct 11, 2024:

Honestly, so do I. Gave up on expecting common sense or common driving etiquette a long time ago.

Now there's a parenting strategy that will backfire when the kiddo turns 15.

silverotter11 comments on Oct 11, 2024:

LOL! enlarged procrastinate! LOL good set!

zeuser replies on Oct 11, 2024:

Thanks!

Now there's a parenting strategy that will backfire when the kiddo turns 15.

Betty comments on Oct 11, 2024:

I thought that was a mother-in-law seat. 🤣 A fine set, Z. You are the king of memes. 🤴 Long live the king...🥳

zeuser replies on Oct 11, 2024:

Thanks, hon.

Any one of these stories should have been 3 inch headlines, lead the evening news and been the talk ...

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2024:

The media is 5 or 6 big companies controlled by....wait for it....oligarch billionaires. Journalism was once a respected profession. Now it's just creating content to fill the "news hole" intended primarily, not to inform, but to sell eyeballs to advertisers.

zeuser replies on Oct 11, 2024:

@racocn8 Billionaires, especially those coming from generational wealth, have no reason to be smart. They are accustomed to buying their way out of trouble and hiring other people to do their thinking for them. The motivating factors are maintaining the wealth and power they already have and trying to acquire more by any means they can. This involves buying and controlling politicians and manipulating public opinion. The media is just a tool for them.

Oooo, that's the twilight zone all right...

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2024:

Shitty card game.

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2024:

Maybe, but I wiped up there.

Oooo, that's the twilight zone all right...

Betty comments on Oct 10, 2024:

Never s'mores 🤣 Thanks, Z. I love to giggle. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2024:

Good. You're welcome.

“To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are”………….

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2024:

Dreaming about it is one thing, thinking and aspiring towards it is another.

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2024:

@Marionville Yeah, and he's right about that part.

Set 'em up at MAGA rallies, you'll make a bundle.

ParryHotter comments on Oct 10, 2024:

My cat loves Geckos, unfortunately Geckos love Mosquito's, whaah! Good ol' set as usual BigZ!

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2024:

Thanks, pal.

A little more ammo for your convo pre election

pamagain comments on Oct 10, 2024:

Makes me wonder....was he too stupid to see this was ''wrong''....or did he just think he'd never be caught....or did he just think he could lie his way out of it....or didn't he think it through at all?

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2024:

None of that was a concern or given a second thought. His primary calculus was solely "what do I get out of this?".

Set 'em up at MAGA rallies, you'll make a bundle.

KateOahu comments on Oct 9, 2024:

Yes, Karl, you mention that you rowed at Yale every day. Good ones, buddy!

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2024:

Thanks!

Set 'em up at MAGA rallies, you'll make a bundle.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 9, 2024:

Fucking insurance companies deserve it...

zeuser replies on Oct 9, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Good luck, I'd like to see anybody get one over on those predatory avaricious assholes.

Everybody is watching Florida

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2024:

WTF is that supposed to be?

zeuser replies on Oct 9, 2024:

@Scott321 Aaah, yes, I see it now. Obvious when you know what you're looking for. LOL

I doubt he is worried about being prosecuted. Fucking bougie prick.

HippieChick58 comments on Oct 9, 2024:

Good set!

zeuser replies on Oct 9, 2024:

Thanks.

Set 'em up at MAGA rallies, you'll make a bundle.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 9, 2024:

Fucking insurance companies deserve it...

zeuser replies on Oct 9, 2024:

Can't argue with you. What a racket.

Set 'em up at MAGA rallies, you'll make a bundle.

Betty comments on Oct 9, 2024:

That divorce was truly **final**. 🥺 Poor little gecko will miss his close-up.;) Thanks for the chuckles, Z. Can't wait to see what you come up with next. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 9, 2024:

You're welcome.

MAGA is CRAZY [youtube.com]

silverotter11 comments on Oct 9, 2024:

At hearings in Congress the big corps have admitted to pricing at what the people will pay regardless of actual cost! WA State tried to pass price gouging laws and the republicans killed it. I pointed this out to the most vocal republican fool here in this apartment complex and thank goodness she ...

zeuser replies on Oct 9, 2024:

Be careful, some of those rednecks don't play.

It's been a very liberating part of my dotage. One of the few advantages of aging.

silverotter11 comments on Oct 9, 2024:

Funny set Z! my coffee mug was empty - lol.

zeuser replies on Oct 9, 2024:

Glad I could get a couple laughs out of you.

I'm sure he'll open the gates

Redheadedgammy comments on Oct 8, 2024:

My hope is that the hurricane flattens Mara Lago, with trump inside!!

zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2024:

That would probably also take more than a few foreign agents staying there with him. Unfortunately, MIlton is not forecast to cover Maga Lardo. Maybe next time.

You're on your own this time, bro😄

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2024:

Back in 1975, when I was in grad school, Pennsylvania Hospital had an artificial insemination program. They were soliciting specimens, and it was 15 bucks a shot. I understand they pay a lot more now, but back then it was big money for something I was doing anyway. You signed up for 2 sessions a ...

zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2024:

@Cocoavine Yeah, well since I disconnected the pipes about 30 years ago, my career is over for good. LOL

Speaking of not honoring your oath of office...

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2024:

Putz. You're gonna lose the majority no matter how long your crappy incumbents campaign.

zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2024:

@Betty Everybody with a brain does too.

Absolutely clueless.

glennlab comments on Oct 8, 2024:

The GOP votes against aid, but when it's needed are the first to line up at the troff.

zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2024:

Pigs gonna wallow.

It's been a very liberating part of my dotage. One of the few advantages of aging.

Betty comments on Oct 8, 2024:

Ants making brunch plans, what a hoot. 🤣 The "Resistance" looks awfully like what Trump does. Thanks for the giggles, Z.

zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2024:

Sure, you're welcome!

I’ve had days like these…

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2024:

Who says I'm not wearing makeup? LOL

zeuser replies on Oct 7, 2024:

@michelle666gar Aah, it's not for me to tell, it's for you to notice.

A cautionary tale. Y'all paying attention?

Betty comments on Oct 7, 2024:

That first one is perfect. The child gets it and the mother looks stunned. I wonder how many MAGA children have been punished for stating the obvious. 🤷‍♀️ Thank you, Z. These were great. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 7, 2024:

You're welcome. Maybe mom can pick up some insight from her girl.

A cautionary tale. Y'all paying attention?

annewimsey500 comments on Oct 7, 2024:

I see Clear And Present Danger.

zeuser replies on Oct 7, 2024:

Oh hell yeah. Tell your friends. We all know here in this group. 😜

A cautionary tale. Y'all paying attention?

racocn8 comments on Oct 7, 2024:

(Not to mention an extra several hundred thousand dead people from trying to grift a pandemic)

zeuser replies on Oct 7, 2024:

That will ALWAYS piss me off. We lost so many, and for what?

I missed posting for two days

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2024:

Brilliant group here, Glenn. And yes, I have often wondered who Miller has confined to his basement. Also, Mayor Pete needs to be in the Harris administration, no question about it.

zeuser replies on Oct 7, 2024:

@DenoPenno Gives you the willies, doesn't it? He's a Netflix documentary waiting to be made.

A lesson many never learn is when and where to back the fuck off.

Betty comments on Oct 7, 2024:

Fun set, Z. Thank you for the giggles. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 7, 2024:

You're welcome!

A cautionary tale. Y'all paying attention?

HippieChick58 comments on Oct 7, 2024:

Good ones!!!

zeuser replies on Oct 7, 2024:

Thanks!

A lesson many never learn is when and where to back the fuck off.

silverotter11 comments on Oct 7, 2024:

Only 23 days til Halloween! Great set, Z! LOL

zeuser replies on Oct 7, 2024:

Thanks!

Happy Sunday Evening!!! Going to watch the trainwreck Dallas and Pittsburgh game! ...

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2024:

I got the tight end Ferguson and the Dallas defense on my fantasy team tonight, so go 'pokes! You're wasting your time telling them you don't care, just walk away. 😉

zeuser replies on Oct 7, 2024:

@michelle666gar Ferguson did me right, but the Dallas defense could have been a lot better. Hope you had a good time.

Not all indoctrination is necessarily bad indoctrination.

michelle666gar comments on Oct 6, 2024:

Especially teach them how to apply that deodorant! Have you walked into a school?! Those kids stink! Makes the whole school stink!

zeuser replies on Oct 6, 2024:

Mmm. I have to stay 100 yards away, so I can't smell them from there. 😏

Sort of explains why his boss's grades are so bad he won't tell anybody what they were.

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2024:

As a good catholic, has JD been going to confession? If he really believes that bullshit, does he really believe that if he commits the same sin repeatedly that he will be forgiven? Inquiring minds want to know.

zeuser replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@glennlab Yeah, I've heard that a lot of times. Also they tell you to make a "good act of contrition". When these guys are listening to thirty confessions in a row on a Saturday afternoon, the attention can flag. I stopped going when I was 13 after being told one too many times I was goin to hell for pulling my own pud.

Not all indoctrination is necessarily bad indoctrination.

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2024:

The very people screaming about lack of FEMA aid refused to vote to fund FEMA.

zeuser replies on Oct 6, 2024:

I know, right? Shame? WTF is that?

I just bet Calvin grew up to be a lawyer.

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2024:

She just needs a bedside commode-I can get her one if she wants it. From the looks of his hands and legs , the happy reaper has a real bone-r. Happy 100th Jimmy, may you live to see a woman president.

zeuser replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz If the shroud fits..

I just bet Calvin grew up to be a lawyer.

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2024:

She just needs a bedside commode-I can get her one if she wants it. From the looks of his hands and legs , the happy reaper has a real bone-r. Happy 100th Jimmy, may you live to see a woman president.

zeuser replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@Betty Sounds like the reaper has the perfect MO. No witnesses, guaranteed.

Sometimes, it's just an excuse for misogyny.

HippieChick58 comments on Oct 6, 2024:

People amaze me, Donnie is sh1t, but Kamala is an unknown? Gimme a break!! I was out and about today, saw a bunch of signs for Kamala, none for Donnie.

zeuser replies on Oct 6, 2024:

An excuse is just that, an excuse.

I just bet Calvin grew up to be a lawyer.

Pralina1 comments on Oct 6, 2024:

It has to be Jimmy ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

zeuser replies on Oct 6, 2024:

They should make an exception in his case, right?

I just bet Calvin grew up to be a lawyer.

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2024:

She just needs a bedside commode-I can get her one if she wants it. From the looks of his hands and legs , the happy reaper has a real bone-r. Happy 100th Jimmy, may you live to see a woman president.

zeuser replies on Oct 6, 2024:

With the reaper, it's an actual bone.

I just bet Calvin grew up to be a lawyer.

Betty comments on Oct 6, 2024:

Happy Reaper, that's the way I want to go. ;)

zeuser replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@Betty About time, am I right?

I just bet Calvin grew up to be a lawyer.

KateOahu comments on Oct 6, 2024:

Waiting for the concrete to set.

zeuser replies on Oct 6, 2024:

They don't show that part in the movies.

I just bet Calvin grew up to be a lawyer.

Betty comments on Oct 6, 2024:

Happy Reaper, that's the way I want to go. ;)

zeuser replies on Oct 6, 2024:

Instead of mowing you down, he knocks you up. 😜

I just bet Calvin grew up to be a lawyer.

silverotter11 comments on Oct 6, 2024:

LOL! Tyrannosaurus Ex hahahaha Good set! Nice to be back.

zeuser replies on Oct 6, 2024:

Thanks!

Sort of explains why his boss's grades are so bad he won't tell anybody what they were.

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2024:

As a good catholic, has JD been going to confession? If he really believes that bullshit, does he really believe that if he commits the same sin repeatedly that he will be forgiven? Inquiring minds want to know.

zeuser replies on Oct 6, 2024:

As I recall, the beauty of Catholicism, if that's what you want to call it, is that a visit to confession, five our fathers, and ten hail marys buys you a free pass for just about anything.

At the auction...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

The Mustang has a lot more miles left on it....

zeuser replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@Betty Heh, it's also essential to make sure you get regular lube jobs. ;)

WTF happened?!?!?!! I couldn't get on the site yesterday!!!!

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2024:

Yeah, I was walking around in circles on Friday. This community has become an important part of my life, didn't miss the water till the well ran dry. Still, I missed y'all and I'm happy yer back. 💜 People buy nut sack soup in the store? I just make my own. Missed your posts, MG!

zeuser replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@Betty Hah! Thanks, I like how the small picture low resolution avatars make me look better than I actually do. LOL

At the auction...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

The Mustang has a lot more miles left on it....

zeuser replies on Oct 6, 2024:

The cougar has plenty of miles left. You just have to drive reeeal slow. 😉

Proof that the pig butchering scammers know where to find people stupid enough to lose hundreds of ...

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2024:

I saw that on another feed, it warmed my heart to see them fleecing his sheep before he could.

zeuser replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@pamagain He probably will form a "Scammers for Trump" PAC.

It's like breathing exercises, but with a keyboard.

michelle666gar comments on Oct 3, 2024:

The pig is my spirit animal!!! 🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Oct 4, 2024:

@michelle666gar Take pictures!

Ex County Clerk Tina Peters Sentenced To Prison For Voting Data Scheme [huffpost.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2024:

When she hears those doors lock behind her, it gets real fast.

zeuser replies on Oct 4, 2024:

@anglophone Yeah, but can she keep it up for 9 years?

Finally home from Albuquerque, had a great time!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktSWQ9Ki7TY=YoyoMo

zeuser replies on Oct 3, 2024:

I remember getting this record, which was a cheap plastic pressing on a cardboard paper insert, inside a copy of Mad magazine when I was a kid. Wish I still had that.

It's like breathing exercises, but with a keyboard.

michelle666gar comments on Oct 3, 2024:

The pig is my spirit animal!!! 🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Oct 3, 2024:

Something to aspire to, no doubt.

It's like breathing exercises, but with a keyboard.

glennlab comments on Oct 3, 2024:

Excellent.

zeuser replies on Oct 3, 2024:

Thanks, man.

I remember an art class when we studied the Psychology of Color Here is an AI Overview of the ...

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2024:

Hmm, I prefer to judge him by the content of his character, which is putrid and corrupt. The skin color is coincidental.

zeuser replies on Oct 3, 2024:

@nogod4me Yeah, that's positive reinforcement alright! LOL

It's like breathing exercises, but with a keyboard.

Betty comments on Oct 3, 2024:

Drunk pigs fighting cows, a newt testifying, and dreams made of cheese. 🤣 Giggles and more giggles. Thank you, Z. A nice start to the day. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 3, 2024:

You're welcome!

Nothing to see here. LOL

Scott321 comments on Oct 3, 2024:

Weird thing is that when I had cataracts the eye dots on cartoons such as South Park appeared to me as doubled and spaced apart. Toward the end before my surgeries the worst eye was seeing multiple dots of cartoon eyes. After the surgeries that problem resolved.

zeuser replies on Oct 3, 2024:

I had mine cut out and replaced the corneas with optical lenses. I've never had better vision than now. Threw my contacts and glasses away.

Yes, that is quite a long time to be an internationally known fuckwit.

silverotter11 comments on Oct 2, 2024:

These are really good, sadly there are MAGA that will never stop believing in their personal God and savior, donOld trump.

zeuser replies on Oct 2, 2024:

That's the sad truth. The parallels with religion are just too obvious to ignore.

Yes, that is quite a long time to be an internationally known fuckwit.

HippieChick58 comments on Oct 2, 2024:

Truth!! Good ones, thank you!

zeuser replies on Oct 2, 2024:

You're welcome!

Hmmm. I think most people with any sense of music already have.

TomMcGiverin comments on Oct 2, 2024:

To me, Kid Rock has always been a no talent asshole, even before he became a right winger..

zeuser replies on Oct 2, 2024:

Yup.

Nothing to see here. LOL

Betty comments on Oct 2, 2024:

Thanks for the chuckles, Z. You did it again. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 2, 2024:

You're welcome.

Kinda seems to me if you complain about being fact checked, you were planning on lying from the get ...

michelle666gar comments on Oct 2, 2024:

I love the first meme! Virginia house prices are outrageous but yeah the government is giving immigrants money and houses! 🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Oct 2, 2024:

Sort of a ludicrous claim , isn't it? Illegals can afford houses at these prices because, why exactly? The low info voters believe it.

Every mystery usually has a simple explanation. It's obvious when you know.

silverotter11 comments on Oct 1, 2024:

Mullet of the auto world - hahahahahahaha very funny! Really good set!

zeuser replies on Oct 2, 2024:

Thank you!

Had a very busy day!!!

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2024:

Testicles are not meant just to be looked at. 🤪 Nice set today, kid.

zeuser replies on Oct 1, 2024:

@Betty People only miss out on things that they never try. ;)

Every mystery usually has a simple explanation. It's obvious when you know.

Betty comments on Oct 1, 2024:

I hope he cleaned and disinfected those ear bud before using them again. ;) Fun set, Z. You always end up making me laugh. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 1, 2024:

Good!

Every mystery usually has a simple explanation. It's obvious when you know.

glennlab comments on Oct 1, 2024:

good ones

zeuser replies on Oct 1, 2024:

Thanks. boss.

Loophole.

racocn8 comments on Sep 30, 2024:

When can we throw a necktie party?

zeuser replies on Sep 30, 2024:

The sooner the better.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit drinking.

EricJones comments on Sep 30, 2024:

The seven figures she wants-does that include the figures after the decimal point or not?

zeuser replies on Sep 30, 2024:

That would be the only way that I could swing it myself.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit drinking.

Betty comments on Sep 30, 2024:

Who needs yoga when you have vodka. 😂 Thanks for the laughs, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 30, 2024:

You're welcome!

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit drinking.

glennlab comments on Sep 30, 2024:

Good start to the day.

zeuser replies on Sep 30, 2024:

Thanks, pal.

Not sure if the Jabba meme has shown up here before, but it's still funny even if it did.

DenoPenno comments on Sep 29, 2024:

Yes, I know what he said but that is not what he meant. You can't get more ate up than this.

zeuser replies on Sep 29, 2024:

I'm really fed up with people letting him slide with his shit. If he didn't mean it, why did he say it?

Not sure if the Jabba meme has shown up here before, but it's still funny even if it did.

silverotter11 comments on Sep 29, 2024:

The Jabba meme is too perfect!!

zeuser replies on Sep 29, 2024:

Some cinema foreshadowing, am I right?

Not sure if the Jabba meme has shown up here before, but it's still funny even if it did.

Betty comments on Sep 29, 2024:

Good set, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 29, 2024:

Thanks!

Pretty wide range of supporters. I wouldn't piss off Dick Cheyney if I could avoid it.

annewimsey500 comments on Sep 29, 2024:

Enemies of my enemy, Come On Down!!!!!

zeuser replies on Sep 29, 2024:

Yeah, in this case I'd call that a very big tent. LOL

Not sure if the Jabba meme has shown up here before, but it's still funny even if it did.

annewimsey500 comments on Sep 29, 2024:

If there was a gawd, the pic on the lower right would have been followed by the story of the earth opening and swallowing those 2. Res ipsa.

zeuser replies on Sep 29, 2024:

Pretty conclusive proof that there is no gawd. That's lucky, because the earth swallowing these two doughboys would probably cause a planetary gag reflex which might trigger tidal waves.

Not sure if the Jabba meme has shown up here before, but it's still funny even if it did.

HippieChick58 comments on Sep 29, 2024:

Good set!

zeuser replies on Sep 29, 2024:

Thanks!

Probably the ones the aliens abducted but never brought back.

silverotter11 comments on Sep 29, 2024:

Hilarious set!! LOL

zeuser replies on Sep 29, 2024:

Thanks!

Probably the ones the aliens abducted but never brought back.

Betty comments on Sep 29, 2024:

The hard life of a pirate. ;) Fun set, Z. Are you looking to acquire a parrot? ;)

zeuser replies on Sep 29, 2024:

Hah! No, I don't need any witnesses who can squawk on me. Glad you liked 'em.

Sounds like something Elon might want to pick up.

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2024:

All he had to do was not lie, and lie and lie.

zeuser replies on Sep 29, 2024:

When that's precisely your brand, it's tough to switch gears.

We're into the home stretch, we need to make sure that everyone knows what a slime ball the orange ...

michelle666gar comments on Sep 29, 2024:

I don't know why he doesn't use kid rocks or Ted Nugent's songs!

zeuser replies on Sep 29, 2024:

Is "Cat Scratch Fever" really a good rally song for the orange shitbag, though?

That first one doesn't pass the smell test.

KateOahu comments on Sep 29, 2024:

Of COURSE I would answer any question a dragon asked.

zeuser replies on Sep 29, 2024:

"Dragon" the answers out of you, eh?

That first one doesn't pass the smell test.

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2024:

Oh fuck!

zeuser replies on Sep 28, 2024:

Nice play!

That first one doesn't pass the smell test.

Betty comments on Sep 28, 2024:

That's a lot of zucchini. 😅 Be careful who you use a joy buzzer on...😂 I want that dragon...;) Thanks for the giggles, Z. A wonderful job once again. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 28, 2024:

Terrific, you're welcome.

Everybody wanted it to go back to the states, according to the bloviating gas bag.

ParryHotter comments on Sep 28, 2024:

I don't think the shark would eat his fat ass, they're not bottom feeders! (:

zeuser replies on Sep 28, 2024:

Good one, AC!

Now there's a serious French kissing situation.

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2024:

nice set

zeuser replies on Sep 28, 2024:

Thanks, man.

Bored? How about a Tattoo?

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2024:

I still don't have one and probably never will.

zeuser replies on Sep 28, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Well, if I'm ever in that situation again (which I hope to hell not), I'll mention it and see what they say. The doctors never saw my tattoo, BTW, it was the radiology techs who pinned it and looked at it every time is was on the table. But maybe if it was in the middle of a target, they might like it.

Bored? How about a Tattoo?

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2024:

I still don't have one and probably never will.

zeuser replies on Sep 27, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Nah, I'd actually like to forget why I got it.

Now there's a serious French kissing situation.

silverotter11 comments on Sep 27, 2024:

I could spend all day on that puzzle LOL. Funny set!!!

zeuser replies on Sep 27, 2024:

Thanks!

Bored? How about a Tattoo?

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2024:

I still don't have one and probably never will.

zeuser replies on Sep 27, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz When you are dealing with gamma rays, you want it to be precise and perfect.

Ringo and George always get the shitty end of the stick, don't they?

pamagain comments on Sep 27, 2024:

ACK! One of your best, Zeusie! "Ground cumin."

zeuser replies on Sep 27, 2024:

Yeah, I liked that one too. Thanks, Pam.

Bored? How about a Tattoo?

SpikeTalon comments on Sep 27, 2024:

Getting a tattoo is serious business, it's a semi-permanent decision. One should first sit down and relax, maybe talk that out with a neighbor, have five or six vodkas, and really think that over before deciding to get inked.

zeuser replies on Sep 27, 2024:

Hah! After 5 or 6 vodkas, I'd agree to anything! And I have. Which is why I don't drink five or six vodkas at one sitting anymore. ;)

It's a party,the griftting is beyond the pale.

zeuser comments on Sep 27, 2024:

The more assholes the better. They ought to put that on a campaign poster for any republican running. More than enough shit for a LOT of assholes.

zeuser replies on Sep 27, 2024:

@glennlab Looks good to me! LOL

It's a party,the griftting is beyond the pale.

zeuser comments on Sep 27, 2024:

The more assholes the better. They ought to put that on a campaign poster for any republican running. More than enough shit for a LOT of assholes.

zeuser replies on Sep 27, 2024:

@glennlab Excellent!

Ringo and George always get the shitty end of the stick, don't they?

silverotter11 comments on Sep 27, 2024:

For me the ground cumin was a real belly laugh! EXcellent set Z!LOL

zeuser replies on Sep 27, 2024:

I knew you liked your humor a little spicy. Glad you liked 'em. ;)

Ringo and George always get the shitty end of the stick, don't they?

Betty comments on Sep 27, 2024:

A fine set, Z. Thank you. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 27, 2024:

You are welcome.

Everybody wanted it to go back to the states, according to the bloviating gas bag.

Betty comments on Sep 27, 2024:

He would make a tasty morsel for the shark, although the shark would have severe indigestion after. ;) Thanks for the chuckles, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 27, 2024:

De nada. ;)

Everybody wanted it to go back to the states, according to the bloviating gas bag.

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2024:

You covered the bases well.

zeuser replies on Sep 27, 2024:

Thanks.

Bored? How about a Tattoo?

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2024:

I still don't have one and probably never will.

zeuser replies on Sep 27, 2024:

They tattooed a dot in the middle of my chest to make sure they lined me up right for the radiation treatments. I believe I'm gonna stop there. ;)

More All Artwork Memes I've got a deserter from the czar's army in my background.

ParryHotter comments on Sep 27, 2024:

Another great set BigZ!

zeuser replies on Sep 27, 2024:

Thanks, buddy.