For People Dating! Name One Kind Of "G" Rated Picture Of A Person That Is An Immediate Turn Off

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Pictures that include: guns, Trump gear, evangelical or other religious books or artifacts, visible dirt on the body or face, confederate flag anywhere in the frame, T-Shirt with a wingnut trope like "Kill the libtards" on self or others in the picture. These get the left swipe treatment.

Poor Roger Stone, poor baby! [nydailynews.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2019:

What a putz. Stone is a stone cold liar from way back, and traffics in hyperbole and bullshit.

What's your favourite toilet paper?

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2019:

My favorite for years has been the Great Northern quilted TP, especially when you can get the triple rolls which decrease the roll replacement frequency. My son, however, asked me to change to Cottonelle with the aloe infusion. You can get triple rolls for this brand as well. I'm on my first roll, and it isn't bad at all.

I predict a sudden upsurge in home-schooling in Colorado. [msn.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2019:

This is a key wingnut tenet. Knowledge is harmful, only dogma can save you.

Climate Change explained..

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2019:

That clears it up. 8-)

I just love this guy. I really, really love him and retweet his stuff all the time.

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Hard to tell what's a parody and what isn't. But yeah,this guy is hilarious.

This is what happens when propaganda is used as fact, Fascists playbook! These are the ...

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2019:

He finished that puzzle in 2 months when the box said "3 to 5 years". That's something, yeah? ?

Which is worse?

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2019:

You can't have the "president" without the morons, so the morons are worse.

The wealthy and their corporations have now subverted our whole electorial system, with voter ...

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2019:

When you consider that this absurd cesspool of an administration is doing whatever it can to abolish democratic institutions and electoral norms, and when you understand the country from whom they are taking advice and orders, this is the next logical step, really. After that, they'd want to introduce a national election with one choice on the ballot. Chosen by the czar. I don't think this will fly with a lot of traditional republicans who have not yet been corrupted, but a lot of them will think that it's ok. Lincoln is spinning like a dervish in his grave.

‘Sloppy Lawyering’: Attorneys Already Call Out Roger Stone’s Defense Team for Being Unprepared...

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2019:

I have no problems with people who I intensely dislike having incompetent legal help. Fine by me.

I post a lot of tweets and memes, but that’s because I come across so many great ones!

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Good stuff. It's also good to toss in a reminder about just how much damage Ronnie did to the country long before anyone cared who Donnie was.

Still rolling back the clock. How long will it take to fix all the damage? [patheos.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Shit like this reeeeally turns my crank. It's bad enough that innocent young minds are exposed to this sort of indoctrination by their own parents, now they want to be able to spread the same dogma to everyone's children *on the public's dime*. This is about unAmerican as you can get, and there is no penalty too harsh for those who perpetrate it.

The noose is closing

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2019:

The sooner the better.

High Crimes and Misdemeanors! [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 28, 2019:

This will happen, one way or the other it will happen.

Trump a symbol of racism.

zeuser comments on Jan 28, 2019:

The confederates and the nazis each had their asses handed to them in bucket, Which is why we can characterize their support of orange man as the support of losers.

John Hickenlooper: 'I would probably take the bet' I will run for president - CNNPolitics

zeuser comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Dems can do a lot worse than Hickenlooper. And probably will.

How much should I throw?

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2019:

I'm good with that idea.

Breaking News people..this is Awesome!

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Ted Nugent and Kid Rock are not musicians,technically.

[m.facebook.com] Love the follow through on this one!

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2019:

No vodka where you're going, you wingnut prick.

Like father, like son. Anyone got a hanging rope for this bastard?

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2019:

This is the dumb one, right?

POS Stone with Proud Boys.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

All displaying the "chicken choker" sign so associated with this movement. Roger fits right in, as it were.

Oh Mikey,Mikey, Mikey..

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

I always thought that was the look he makes after a wet fart.

Just a whole lot of nothing good.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

And after Speaker Pelosi got through with him, no balls either.

FBI arrests the Penguin, I mean Roger Stone.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

WAAAHAHAHA! That makes McConnell the joker, and he's going down too one of these days.

[bizstandardnews.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

It's funny for you and me, but this brainless christer thinks he is doing us a favor by telling us this shit.

@HippieChick58 Let me know if this is any good. [newschannelnebraska.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

She should sell orange mushrooms too. Hey, a buck is a buck.

They have lost their minds in the WH.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

I call it a racist boondoggle, I call Kellyanne the love child of the cryptkeeper and a blonde scarecrow, and I call the "president" an orange-tinted twat canoe. You have to define your terms. 8-)

US shutdown: Four reasons why Trump blinked 3 hours ago [bbc.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

5. The moron who caused it was completely and utterly outplayed and out maneuvered by the speaker of the house.

These trump republican Fascists judicial appointees Are 20 percent more conservative than those ...

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Pick your crisis with this moron, there are so many to choose from. This judicial hijacking is a good one, I have to admit. 8-(

We can only hope!

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

I'm gonna hold you to it, you spineless, prissy, sycophantic shitbubble.

Needs more Mueller!

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

An insult to all legitimate special needs individuals, but still funny.

Who gave Kushner clearance after he failed two background checks! And he's not the only one working ...

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Wish I could say I was surprised.

Checkmate Donald

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Earrings! She needs to make them into earrings! LOL 8-)

Roger Stone Arrested in Florida [cnn.

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Roger that! Hahahahaha

Those people are the ones that Trump likes to refer to as his base.

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Yeah, this baffles me too. Quite a puzzling outcome, nobody saw it coming. RME (This is sarcasm, don't get excited, ok?)

you mean It's not?

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Too true,

I got a million of ‘em!

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Good ones,closeted.

which one will win?

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Soon, you two comrades, soon.

Not in my house....,

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Yeah he did. Heh.

If you think 45 does not keep busy making bad deals, you are wrong.

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Amateur president stumbled again. Quelle surprise. Whatever occurs to him, his advisers are sycophants so he just does it.

Now we know the secret of Kellyanne Conway's success in the Trump White House Analysis by Chris ...

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2019:

With zero integrity and a willingness to back stab, I understand her rise in this abysmal septic tank of an administration. She fits right in.

FBI... they are corrupt?

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I just am running out of words...

Some left wing ones

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Oh my. ?

Tomorrow I defend our syringe exchange program in a public meeting.

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2019:

The sword comes to those who can wield it. Use evidence, be persuasive. Good luck!

Dear Orange Jackass,

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I know, right? Sheeze.

Poll: Which psych definition fits our Predator-in-Chief the best?

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2019:

The part about careful planning ruled out psychopath for me.

?. Does Jesus know about this?

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Hard to swallow. heh

As in the people still supporting 45.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I am a sooo stealing that! ?

Southern smarts..

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Foghorn Leghorn vs. Dumbass Greenhorn. Fuck me.

If churches were taxed that should for the damn wall.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Just tax the churches and use the money for the general fund. Fuck the wall.

Trump's digital campaign and Russia's Internet Research Agency: a fully integrated operation.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Holy crap, if Mueller can prove even one tenth of this to be true, that is treason of the highest order.

Does Anyone Else See the Resemblance?

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Joffrey was cuter.

I´m 55 years old and I´ve been an athiest since I was 15.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2019:

My dad is 94. He is casually racist, BUT learning to like and accept LGBTQ folks since one lives next door, and supports asylum seeking immigrants since that what his mom and dad were. And the only republican he EVER voted for was Ike - hates Trump with a passion. An old union man.

SENATOR SAYS 'ONE BAD EMAIL' COULD SHOW HOUSE GOP ALLEGEDLY WORKED TO OBSTRUCT JUSTICE By Jason ...

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I bet they find at least one.

Saw on Facebook lines of laid off federal employees at a food bank .

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2019:

The sooner the better. Time for a general strike, IMO.

Why do you think p45 lies is so much?

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2019:

It's pathological. He is unwell mentally.

One of the bright spots from my state of NC.

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I love Rev. Barber. You're right, he's one of the guys we can be proud of here in North Kackalacky.

This method also applies to Trump.

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2019:

That solution applies to a lot of the crap you hear these days.

Sarah is just another idiot with connections, “He didn’t give his life.

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I'll be happy to get rid of her nasty attitude and unending lies when the talking yam goes to prison.

Is this shut down reality just part of the Reality Show to destroy and bring down our government, ...

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I still can't believe there are people who fervently follow that whole QAnon horseshit. It is so evidently untrue and absolutely ludicrous, yet these guys are willing to sacrifice long-standing friendships and close family ties to believe in an absurd fantasy. The capacity of the human mind to be manipulated with deliberate misinformation is amazing, and scary.

Does the way you accept criticism tell a great deal about you?

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Yes, it does. To set some context, not all criticism (of anyone, not just me) is necessarily valid, and you get criticism from people with varying degrees of competence at providing it. Some people are awful at giving criticism, others are just biased, or narrow minded, or have no standing to criticize anyone, or are just plain mean. Anyone on the receiving end of criticism has to consider whether it's valid, or if following it would actually be worse. Some people can never admit to being imperfect regardless of the validity of the criticism. So it's not an easy thing to measure. However if you dismiss all criticism, you are foolish, but no more so than if you take everything said to you to heart. Know your critics!

Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Smart girl. Marginal tax rates are only complicated if you've never studied tax theory.

So, if Trump is ever sent to prison for presidential wrong doings, will he have a secret service ...

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2019:

House arrest, but in Puerto Rico. Two agents to watch him, Valdez and Pacheco.

Good morning all! How about a little good Sunday morning funnies? [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Good show. The funniest one was the office where you change your name being closed in the shutdown, and all the people with absurd names taking about it. Goofy, but viscerally funny.

Mark Meadows, Trump whisperer The conservative lawmaker talks to Trump more than the president ...

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Meadows is well known here in North Kackalacky as a reactionary dick. Misogynistic and bigoted, he is well suited to be the talking yam's muse.

So.

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2019:

My ex wife was just two years younger than me. I try to date within 10 years of my age. I had a tinder date recently with a woman 14 years younger, and it was pretty clear to me that it was a bad idea to take it any further. Single at 65, the dating pool around my age is a bit shallow. I never considered aging gracefully in the context of a relationship, but that's mostly because I never expected to last this long. Oh well.

Let's all have a good chuckle.

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Those pricks. Cold blooded bigotry.

It's always at 3am

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Of course! *face pal*

He forgot about the northern border(s). [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Said the wolf, "tastes like chicken, specifically KFC original recipe."

Ignatz will help Trump build the wall.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Ooooh, that's a classic. Well played. 8-)

Pence says he is offended by the outrage of his wife's profession?

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I guess he really would'nt like it if we met, and I knocked his dick into the dirt. But it would be ok if I said "Let us pray" after. I think.. LOL

Correct Pawh..

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Oh fuck me with a cactus, this is sooo true.

Spending a few days with a new man is a microcosm of the future relationship

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Good instincts, LH. Not a good look for an attorney, retired or not. Better luck next time, hon. 8-)

Because Mexico is known to have so many Muslims.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2019:

For someone who lies so much, you'd think he'd be better at it. Sheesh.

A Republican representative comes up with a more reasonable sounding plan for border security: ...

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I knew there were some republicans with a brain left.

Yes, it's from Facebook, but if you read the comments you will spend the rest of the day laughing.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Maybe that name will rub some people the wrong way. Y'all need to come to your senses.

Competition

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Attaboy, Joe! Give 'em that old Scranton shuffle!

Some good ones

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Funny - not funny. What are you going to do? You have to laugh.

Freud said that young girls suffer from penis envy.

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2019:

A lot of what Freud thought was full of shit. So I wouldn't read too much into this omission.

Wow, I think you went too far...

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Sticky situation there. Heh.

Did you get the email?

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Remember, whatever he accuses others of doing, he is doing it himself. Always.

IF the air traffic controllers and the TSA figured out that they would have the ENTIRE WORLD BY THE ...

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2019:

The precedent was set by the last president with dementia, Ronald Reagan, who simply fired all the striking air traffic controllers and replaced them with scab workers. If I was a federal worker and I needed the job, I'd think twice about going on strike. So there is that disincentive, since the talking yam is crazier and far more vindictive than Reagan ever was. I agree it sounds like a good idea, but I don't know if I'd have the fortitude to strike if I had a federal job and a family to feed.

Just another drive-by meme-ing....

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I'd be happy to verify this.

Good stuff.

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Yeah, That's what we all should do more.

Remember, he's making America great again!

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2019:

"I'll gladly pay you back on Tuesday." - Wimpy

Federal Watchdog Finds Government Ignored Emoluments Clause With Trump Hotel January 16, 20194:15...

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2019:

This is shocking. I am shocked.

Understanding is important!

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2019:

This is settled strategy. Been doing it for years. 8-)

This defines idiot to a T.

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2019:

You order that many big macs, they send the clown for free.

The tweet that gave the world a laugh. [foxnews.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2019:

BK has some of the most savvy social media guys ever. They always hit the right spot.

trump and his republican cohorts are making sure the flow of monies from our treasury continues into...

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2019:

I am shocked. This is shocking. RME

Pelosi just told 45 to put his State of the Union address in writing, because due to the shutdown, ...

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2019:

I wouldn't want to be on her bad side, I'll tell you that. This takes away the opportunity for him to lie to a world wide audience again to argue for his penis extension of a wall. Very shrewd.

Anyone have good experiences selling stuff on eBay?

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2019:

I moved about a year and a half ago. I used the ebay valet service. You send your items for free via FedEx, someone there market's them for you, and you get a cut if the item sells. Sold my accordion and a few chess sets that way. They send back anything that doesn't sell in 30 days or something. Sadly, my typewriters didn't sell. Good way to get your feet wet.

Mind your manners

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Bad form Garth.

Trump Orders Thousands Back to Work Without Pay to Blunt Shutdown Disruption By Jennifer A Dlouhy...

zeuser comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Tomorrow, croissandwich and hash browns with the king.

Gregg Jarrett: An FBI that is corrupt and dishonest -- Latest reports offer only more proof ...

zeuser comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Oh FFS.

I've found this joke funny since before Tiger Woods even existed.

zeuser comments on Jan 15, 2019:

The classics never get old. 8-)

From Christain Men Against Liberals on FB THE LEFTIST MEDEA AND THE COLAGE PROFESORS KEEP SAYEING...

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Well all right then!

Trump Makes Fool Of Himself At Border [youtube.

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2019:

How can anyone go through life with their brains up their ass like this idiot and manage to survive, let alone get elected POTUS? His supporters have to be just as inane to buy into it.

GOD BLESS TRUMP! Some analysts have raised fears that U.

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2019:

I understand that Kraft is moving its corporate HQ to Israel. Yeah, they're changing the name of the company to "Cheeses of Nazareth".

Off with his head!

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.