You can never get the one you want, am I right?

Betty comments on Apr 17, 2024:

Z, you give a girl hope. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 17, 2024:

It is my gift to y'all.

You can never get the one you want, am I right?

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2024:

Lil Donnie may meet St peter sooner than he hopes with all the added stress of the possibility of losing his freedom.

zeuser replies on Apr 17, 2024:

Falling asleep repeatedly at your criminal trial is NOT a good sign for our boy. But it bodes well for those of us who wish he would simply never wake up.

Excellent for just hanging around.

Betty comments on Apr 17, 2024:

Punk croc. 😂 You did good, Z. Thanks for the giggles. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 17, 2024:

Glad you liked them. Crocs are interesting. People who wear them love them, but everybody else treats them with ridicule and scorn. Maybe the headbangers can earn them back some avant-garde cred.

Excellent for just hanging around.

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2024:

I see you found one of my stickers. The only problem is people have to tell you about the guy screaming at the paper towels since lurking in the men's room can be dangerous.

zeuser replies on Apr 17, 2024:

I figured that was your work, you puckish joker you. LOL

Smelled like chemicals, felt like steel wool, interesting sensations on the "down and low".

michelle666gar comments on Apr 15, 2024:

My hair looked like that in the 80's! OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!!!😂😂😂

zeuser replies on Apr 17, 2024:

@michelle666gar I am back to my "roots", long all the way around with a tail in the back. Mullets were the worst of both worlds - extra shampoo and you had to style the front. I'm much more natural now. ;)

Cohen can't help him with this one, though.

DenoPenno comments on Apr 16, 2024:

That could be because there is no truth in Truth Social. There is also a great possibility that he is draining it because he needs money.

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2024:

By the time he is allowed to cash in his shares, the question will be -- what money? This assumes he doesn't swindle his investors in some sort of corporate maneuver before then.

It's good to be better at something than most people.

DenoPenno comments on Apr 16, 2024:

I cuss like a sailer. This is only an expression but my 2 daughters are worse than I am and one claims to be religious.

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2024:

We all cuss freely in my family. It enables us to exercise a far greater range of expression. LOL

Don't hold your breath...

glennlab comments on Apr 16, 2024:

No free gas until he passes.

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2024:

And when he does, free champagne, at least at my house. I keep a cold bottle for that very day. I got one for Dubya too, though I might pop it if Cheyney goes first and then buy another one for George. .

It's good to be better at something than most people.

Betty comments on Apr 16, 2024:

You went all out with these. Thanks, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2024:

You're welcome. It brought back memories of Joe Pyne for me, who was indeed a one-legged dick.

Melania is hosting the log cabin republicans at mar a lago.

Switchcraft comments on Apr 16, 2024:

What are "log cabin Republicans"??

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2024:

Conservative gays who support Republicans. I know, I know. Go figure.

Smelled like chemicals, felt like steel wool, interesting sensations on the "down and low".

silverotter11 comments on Apr 16, 2024:

FABulous set! I had a jump on the 80s, my hair dryer broke as I was getting ready for work. No time to do a damn thing about it so off I go with frizzy hair in a cloud around my head. I get to work and one of the first people I see is a guy I'm dating and engaged to he's "Yikes! I won't be seen ...

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2024:

People make such a big deal out of what is, essentially, dead protein. As for me, I wish my hair was frizzy or curly. It is and always has been flat as a pancake and mousey thin. I still got it all though, so there is that. It is all gray and silver now, so there is that too.

Bonus Word Joke A bounty hunter rides into a small wild-west town one day, and heads straight ...

annewimsey500 comments on Apr 15, 2024:

What a great word pic!!!!!!

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2024:

It's such a ridiculous set up for the gag, but yeah, you're right.

Thank goodness for GPS.

EricJones comments on Apr 16, 2024:

Isn't that what they call Innuendo?

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2024:

You are thinking of the Italian suppository brand.

Smelled like chemicals, felt like steel wool, interesting sensations on the "down and low".

Polemicist comments on Apr 15, 2024:

You're such a tease. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EjKJuaLZO0=PLDNtAuXIhbENT9SyKjHGpfx9joNzDAWxO

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2024:

I haven't listened to that album in decades. I need to look it up and get reacquainted with it.

Smelled like chemicals, felt like steel wool, interesting sensations on the "down and low".

pamagain comments on Apr 15, 2024:

Zeusie...if you weren't taking me by surprise so often....I'd want to KILL you! :-)

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2024:

Strong incentive to keep surprising you then, yeah? 😉

Smelled like chemicals, felt like steel wool, interesting sensations on the "down and low".

annewimsey500 comments on Apr 15, 2024:

You on Fire today!

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2024:

Thanks, Annie!

Smelled like chemicals, felt like steel wool, interesting sensations on the "down and low".

Polemicist comments on Apr 15, 2024:

Amuse bouche, entree and sticky date dessert, excellent choice sir.

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2024:

I think I understand you here. The weed is helping. Thank you!

Smelled like chemicals, felt like steel wool, interesting sensations on the "down and low".

michelle666gar comments on Apr 15, 2024:

My hair looked like that in the 80's! OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!!!😂😂😂

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2024:

Calm down. Everybody had hair like that. I had a mullet in the 80's, FFS. Seemed like a good idea at the time, right?

Bonus Word Joke A bounty hunter rides into a small wild-west town one day, and heads straight ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 15, 2024:

*vomits profusely...*

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz I'll check him out.

Bonus Word Joke A bounty hunter rides into a small wild-west town one day, and heads straight ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 15, 2024:

*vomits profusely...*

zeuser replies on Apr 15, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz OK. You probably should check out the author Piers Anthony. Although he did run the gimmick into the ground in his later novels, his earlier Xanth novels are a fun fest of punnery.

Bonus Word Joke A bounty hunter rides into a small wild-west town one day, and heads straight ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 15, 2024:

*vomits profusely...*

zeuser replies on Apr 15, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Hahaha! OK, if you say so! 😜

Bonus Word Joke A bounty hunter rides into a small wild-west town one day, and heads straight ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 15, 2024:

*vomits profusely...*

zeuser replies on Apr 15, 2024:

Can you do better? LOL

Smelled like chemicals, felt like steel wool, interesting sensations on the "down and low".

Betty comments on Apr 15, 2024:

Ooo, you did well today. Thank you, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 15, 2024:

My pleasure!

Where should I put it, Einstein?

Betty comments on Apr 14, 2024:

Here's your sign. 🤣 Ooo! You did good, Z. Thanks. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 14, 2024:

You're welcome!

Where should I put it, Einstein?

SpikeTalon comments on Apr 14, 2024:

And the officer says, a likely story, lol. Good set.

zeuser replies on Apr 14, 2024:

Thanks, Spike.

Are we there yet?!?!?!

zeuser comments on Apr 14, 2024:

Common hazard in the Glasgow grocery stores. Very funny, MG!

zeuser replies on Apr 14, 2024:

@michelle666gar Slash the price!

Are we there yet?!?!?!

zeuser comments on Apr 14, 2024:

Common hazard in the Glasgow grocery stores. Very funny, MG!

zeuser replies on Apr 14, 2024:

@michelle666gar I guess it depends on how fresh they are. LOL

Wow, that IS fast!

pamagain comments on Apr 13, 2024:

Thanks, Zee! Poor Miss Lindsay.....

zeuser replies on Apr 13, 2024:

He'll cheer up at the next truck stop. 😉

They are both bogus, but one is worse than the other.

michelle666gar comments on Apr 13, 2024:

Love Norm McDonald! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser replies on Apr 13, 2024:

As I recall, he had a small career side path talking about OJ. Madonna didn't do much better.

They are both bogus, but one is worse than the other.

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2024:

good ones

zeuser replies on Apr 13, 2024:

Thanks, man.

They are both bogus, but one is worse than the other.

Betty comments on Apr 13, 2024:

Pippi Longspocking??? 🤣 I nearly spit my coffee out. Thank you, Z. You know how to make a girl laugh. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 13, 2024:

Yeah, that was a good one. You're welcome.

Oh that Peter Parker is such a card!

Betty comments on Apr 12, 2024:

The lions are on the money. :) Decaf 🤢 Funny set, Z. You are the best. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 12, 2024:

Thank you, hon. Yes, yes I am. 😄

Maybe I ought to look into this CEO stuff. I can screw things up just as badly as this clown did.

Betty comments on Apr 11, 2024:

Good ones, Z. Thank you. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 11, 2024:

You betcha!

I agree with the logic

silverotter11 comments on Apr 11, 2024:

I've seen this one posted by the one republican 'friend' I have on facebook. Instead of Mar-a-Lago it's Biden's WA DC. I can see how the no brain folks fail to understand how brains work.

zeuser replies on Apr 11, 2024:

In all fairness, they fail to understand how a LOT of things work.

It may be what's missing, but I don't want to take the chance if I'm wrong

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2024:

Hah! Hey mom, all my friends are going to jump off the bridge, and I think I will too! LOL

zeuser replies on Apr 11, 2024:

@Betty Now there is a first. Ok, ok. So, if y'all want to jump off a bridge, I'm with you! LOL

The "short and tubby" section, where I shop, isn't impressive either, TBH.

Betty comments on Apr 10, 2024:

Aw, that poor kitty. How could anyone resist? ;) Disabled elderly pregnant children??? WTF 😮 You never let me down. Thank you, Z. I need a chuckle. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 11, 2024:

Glad you liked them!

Hmm, my queue is starting to clog up, so here's another set for the post eclipse, post college hoops...

ThinkingFree comments on Apr 10, 2024:

🤣😂😅 "mood swings" 😅🤣😂 love it, and Bert !!

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2024:

It was him, I swear! LOL

The "short and tubby" section, where I shop, isn't impressive either, TBH.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 10, 2024:

Who took that picture of my cat?...

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2024:

He signed a release, I'm good.

The "short and tubby" section, where I shop, isn't impressive either, TBH.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2024:

I'm with the deputy. Who wants to round up posse?

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2024:

@glennlab I thought that was your hobby anyway, no? LOL

It may be what's missing, but I don't want to take the chance if I'm wrong

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2024:

Hah! Hey mom, all my friends are going to jump off the bridge, and I think I will too! LOL

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2024:

@Betty Except for you! <3

It may be what's missing, but I don't want to take the chance if I'm wrong

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2024:

Hah! Hey mom, all my friends are going to jump off the bridge, and I think I will too! LOL

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2024:

@Betty Just a joke, hon. I don't have any friends. LOL

You thought it was just a fairy tale?

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2024:

I believe I have the DVD. 😜

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2024:

@Betty Let me see if I can find it. I usually just stream these days.

Tough job if your eyes aren't good.

Polemicist comments on Apr 9, 2024:

Jokes can be hilarious and brighten the day but that joke about life on earth was too thought provoking: redolent with ontological and epistemological inference anathema to insouciant persiflage and funny.

zeuser replies on Apr 9, 2024:

Next time I will strive to provoke your thoughts at a more moderate level. Let's see if that turns the trick. LOL

Hmm, my queue is starting to clog up, so here's another set for the post eclipse, post college hoops...

silverotter11 comments on Apr 9, 2024:

More men in it (the bed)will work too.

zeuser replies on Apr 9, 2024:

You hotdog you! !

Tough job if your eyes aren't good.

silverotter11 comments on Apr 9, 2024:

Hooker *and* stripper penguins, who knew? hahahah Fun set Z

zeuser replies on Apr 9, 2024:

It's nature. You can't really ignore it.

Tough job if your eyes aren't good.

pamagain comments on Apr 9, 2024:

Love the zombies, Zeusie! And the vegan prank. If you did that to me...I'd kill you! :-)

zeuser replies on Apr 9, 2024:

Oh you don't mean that! I'd never do that to you, so we'll never know, right? LOL

Tough job if your eyes aren't good.

Redheadedgammy comments on Apr 9, 2024:

Yeah, let's do stop putting those rapture believers in charge of ANYTHING!!! 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Apr 9, 2024:

Seems like an obvious step, right?

Hmm, my queue is starting to clog up, so here's another set for the post eclipse, post college hoops...

Betty comments on Apr 9, 2024:

There are more fun ways to make a bed more...bouncy. ;) Thanks for the chuckles, Z.

zeuser replies on Apr 9, 2024:

@Betty I'll just bet you do! 😏

Tough job if your eyes aren't good.

Betty comments on Apr 9, 2024:

If you want the prank to be good then you need to get some of the juices on his hand and face. ;) Another fine set, Z. Thanks for the laughs. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 9, 2024:

You're welcome!

Hmm, my queue is starting to clog up, so here's another set for the post eclipse, post college hoops...

Betty comments on Apr 9, 2024:

There are more fun ways to make a bed more...bouncy. ;) Thanks for the chuckles, Z.

zeuser replies on Apr 9, 2024:

Do tell! You're welcome, hon.

Some religious logic, and a warning about your livestock.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2024:

How could you tell if MTG was acting erratically?

zeuser replies on Apr 8, 2024:

If she starts paying attention to logic and grammar, there's your tip off.

Young lad: Hey dad, will you please explain the solar eclipse to me?

ThinkingFree comments on Apr 8, 2024:

Very good, Z !! 😁

zeuser replies on Apr 8, 2024:

Thanks!

Young lad: Hey dad, will you please explain the solar eclipse to me?

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2024:

I had one but posted it elsewhere

zeuser replies on Apr 8, 2024:

That about covers it! 😄

Sleeping on that job would be an occupational hazard, no?

ThinkingFree comments on Apr 8, 2024:

🤣😂😅 "strangely desserted" - I love it !! And desserts !! ❤️

zeuser replies on Apr 8, 2024:

The only strange thing I saw was the lemon cheesecake. Heh.

More interesting info on the bonding company. [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2024:

The bond contract is even fishier. It specifies Trump will be liable for the cash, not the bond company, and there's a rider saying the bond will not include any interest charges. And there is no list of collateralized cash or property. What a shocker, this looks like another scam. Who saw THIS ...

zeuser replies on Apr 8, 2024:

@annewimsey500 Good luck getting one over on Tish James. She is a bulldog, in a good way.

Sleeping on that job would be an occupational hazard, no?

silverotter11 comments on Apr 8, 2024:

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣safety meeting🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 They're all funny!

zeuser replies on Apr 8, 2024:

Thanks! I try to pick the funniest ones for y'all.

Sleeping on that job would be an occupational hazard, no?

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2024:

The only thing that guy should do in the kitchen is wash the dishes.

zeuser replies on Apr 8, 2024:

I think he's hilarious. 😜

Migrants sent to Martha’s Vineyard by DeSantis can sue charter flight company, judge rules ...

silverotter11 comments on Apr 3, 2024:

None of the republican governors in southern states are doing anything to encourage their representatives in both houses to enact legislation to deal with immigration issues. Most don't even seem to get immigration and migrants are 2 separate issues. I'm so tired of fucking idiots.

zeuser replies on Apr 8, 2024:

You've got a lot of company, Sil.

Reminds me of the old joke.

Betty comments on Apr 7, 2024:

I had a slinky when I was little, found out it doesn't do well in snow. 😁 Wow! Someone actually reading a book! 😲 Now I know why Mickey wears pants. 🤣 Who can blame the dog. ;) Need that phone charger. Sorry Dad. 🤣 You picked some doozies, Z. 😍 Thanks. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 7, 2024:

You did sort of the cliff notes for my post! You're welcome.

Medieval redaction. Some things never change.

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2024:

Is that the new trump tower?

zeuser replies on Apr 6, 2024:

Yes. Yes it is.

Medieval redaction. Some things never change.

Betty comments on Apr 6, 2024:

Fun set, Z. Thank you. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 6, 2024:

You're welcome!

Medieval redaction. Some things never change.

silverotter11 comments on Apr 6, 2024:

Hammin' it up again, I see.

zeuser replies on Apr 6, 2024:

@annewimsey500 Oh you're just jealous! LOL

Medieval redaction. Some things never change.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2024:

The dishes guy is about to learn something he's not going to like.

zeuser replies on Apr 6, 2024:

Let's hope he writes it down for future reference.

Medieval redaction. Some things never change.

silverotter11 comments on Apr 6, 2024:

Hammin' it up again, I see.

zeuser replies on Apr 6, 2024:

I can't help myself. When it comes to pork, I never loin.

History in the making?

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2024:

The prison is a more appropriate choice than the airport. Realistically, he's probably going to Rikers Island, if indeed he serves any time at all. 🤪

zeuser replies on Apr 5, 2024:

@Buttercup My money is on him trying to score a dacha in Russia, where he will last a couple of months before he falls out of a window. LOL

That first one? Pickle ball.

Betty comments on Apr 5, 2024:

No amount of prayer will get you what you want. Pickle Ball...that pulled a chuckle out of me. 😂 Thank you, Z. Another fine set. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 5, 2024:

Glad you liked 'em, hon.

History in the making?

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2024:

This is the proposed unit

zeuser replies on Apr 5, 2024:

The russkies will bust him out of there in no time. Mike Flynn will rally the local "y'all Qaida" to help. LOL

History in the making?

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2024:

The prison is a more appropriate choice than the airport. Realistically, he's probably going to Rikers Island, if indeed he serves any time at all. 🤪

zeuser replies on Apr 5, 2024:

@Buttercup Given the crooked judge, I have my doubts about the Florida case. Hope I'm wrong.

Hey, Santa Anna! Pick two! nyuck nyuck

Betty comments on Apr 4, 2024:

Protect your eyes, the three Alastooges are on the loose. ;) Fun set, Z. Looking forward to what you will come up with next. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 4, 2024:

Glad you liked them. I'll be back with more tomorrow.

Trump's new fund raising

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2024:

I bet when he peels off the orange plastic spray, this is what you get right now.

zeuser replies on Apr 4, 2024:

@Diogenes Tell that to the geniuses who went all in on Trump Air stock.

Free the nipple, buddy-boy...

ThinkingFree comments on Apr 3, 2024:

These are great, Z !! 🤣😅😂

zeuser replies on Apr 4, 2024:

Thank you!

Test question: What is a protozoa? Me: One who tozoas for money.

EricJones comments on Apr 3, 2024:

The old vw bug, You could get 0 to 60 in ten seconds if you got out and pushed it off the line.

zeuser replies on Apr 4, 2024:

I had a 1970 bug. 42 raging horses under the (back) hood!

Test question: What is a protozoa? Me: One who tozoas for money.

Betty comments on Apr 3, 2024:

The original breakfast club...add some bacon, homefries, toast, and coffee, I would go to that. :) Thanks Z, these are great. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 3, 2024:

Your welcome!

“Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a ...

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2024:

You have to be comfortable being alone to do this. It takes a long time for other people to find your trail. I know this from personal experience.

zeuser replies on Apr 3, 2024:

@Mcfluwster if yes, go mainstream. If you don't care, blaze the trail. In either event, manage your expectations.

“Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a ...

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2024:

You have to be comfortable being alone to do this. It takes a long time for other people to find your trail. I know this from personal experience.

zeuser replies on Apr 3, 2024:

@Marionville Yes, exactly. If you are someone who craves the approval of others, this might not be the right thing for you to do. If your sense of self-respect is the more important result for you, then go for it. You will keep your self-respect, even though you won't have a lot of company.

Trump's new fund raising

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2024:

I bet when he peels off the orange plastic spray, this is what you get right now.

zeuser replies on Apr 3, 2024:

@Diogenes Classic pump and dump. A few people made a lot of MAGA money that day. The rest are holding the shitty end of that particular stick.

Now bring in that lady who was cut in half...

Betty comments on Apr 1, 2024:

That Easter bunny is soooooo creepy. 😲 Disturbing but fun, Z. Thank you. How will I ever sleep tonight. ;)

zeuser replies on Apr 3, 2024:

@Pralina1 Awww. Luckily, I know that's your love language. ;) LOL

Now bring in that lady who was cut in half...

Pralina1 comments on Apr 3, 2024:

The bunny . The bunny takes the cake 🙌🙌🙌🙌

zeuser replies on Apr 3, 2024:

There is just no way you can dress up a grown man as a bunny and it turns out to be cute.

Free the nipple, buddy-boy...

EricJones comments on Apr 3, 2024:

Love the packing insert.

zeuser replies on Apr 3, 2024:

A LOT of them are like that!

Free the nipple, buddy-boy...

Betty comments on Apr 2, 2024:

A fine set you found for us today. Thank you, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 2, 2024:

You are quite welcome!

Free the nipple, buddy-boy...

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2024:

Len you nailed Zuck.

zeuser replies on Apr 2, 2024:

It rings true, doesn't it?

Well that was as quick as I expected.

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2024:

The morons who originally bought the shares at silly prices to prop up this hot mess, because of the cult, will lose a lot of it, if not all of it, soon enough. I wonder if there are people who are shorting this, and also who those guys might be.. Listen to the swirling of the stock as it rolls down...

zeuser replies on Apr 1, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz WTF needed inside info to know enough to short this pig of a company?

Now bring in that lady who was cut in half...

Betty comments on Apr 1, 2024:

That Easter bunny is soooooo creepy. 😲 Disturbing but fun, Z. Thank you. How will I ever sleep tonight. ;)

zeuser replies on Apr 1, 2024:

All easter bunnies are creepy. As for how you can sleep, I recommend vodka and good bud. You're welcome.

I just hum loudly and watch what floor we're on.

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2024:

well done

zeuser replies on Apr 1, 2024:

Thanks, man.

Florida swimsuits but reportedly it is doctored

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2024:

I'd rather check these for m'self. Just to, um, be sure. 😜

zeuser replies on Apr 1, 2024:

@Diogenes Better safe than sorry. I'll let you know after I have a quick look-see. ;)

Michaelangelo could have stopped that shit way back then. But noooo.

Betty comments on Mar 31, 2024:

Perfect. You did good, Z. Thank you. :)

zeuser replies on Mar 31, 2024:

Thanks!

I just hum loudly and watch what floor we're on.

silverotter11 comments on Mar 31, 2024:

Some of your best corny jokes yet! LOL

zeuser replies on Mar 31, 2024:

My specialty! Thanks.

I just hum loudly and watch what floor we're on.

Betty comments on Mar 31, 2024:

Elevator music can be soothing or annoying. Good set, Z. Thanks a bunch. :)

zeuser replies on Mar 31, 2024:

You're welcome!

Don't worry, the starvation will kill me first.

Pralina1 comments on Mar 30, 2024:

Yes . Count me dead if a spider talks to me ever , i ll just die and get over with it 🦇😩😩😩😩😩😩

zeuser replies on Mar 31, 2024:

If it happens, remember to tell me where you got the acid. 🤪

Oh yeah? Well who chases a laser dot, Mr. Fuzzy?

Pralina1 comments on Mar 31, 2024:

Cats 😂😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 These was a very clever collection , i love them all 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

zeuser replies on Mar 31, 2024:

Thanks!

Oh yeah? Well who chases a laser dot, Mr. Fuzzy?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 30, 2024:

Cats are purrfect the way they are.... Humans not so much.

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2024:

Just ask a cat.

Oh yeah? Well who chases a laser dot, Mr. Fuzzy?

Betty comments on Mar 30, 2024:

He is not talking about the same openings she is. 🤣 You pick good ones, Z. Thanks for the giggles. :)

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2024:

You got it!

Oh yeah? Well who chases a laser dot, Mr. Fuzzy?

michelle666gar comments on Mar 30, 2024:

Three openings!!! 😂😂😂

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2024:

It's true!

Good to be able to post again. Still saying - think of the children.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 30, 2024:

Love "March Madness". It is so true.

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2024:

Nobody wins that bracket, everybody loses.

Don't worry, the starvation will kill me first.

EricJones comments on Mar 29, 2024:

These are a great bunch.

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2024:

Thanks, E.

NBC still trying hard for that conservative audience.

Betty comments on Mar 29, 2024:

Easy enough to change the channel or turn the thing off.

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2024:

If they show that horn headed idiot insurrectionist as a paid commentator, I won't be the only one tuning out.

Don't worry, the starvation will kill me first.

annewimsey500 comments on Mar 29, 2024:

I want a talking spider!!!!!

zeuser replies on Mar 29, 2024:

I can provide a barking spider, but that is subtly different. 😁

Don't worry, the starvation will kill me first.

Betty comments on Mar 29, 2024:

Now, it makes sense why planes are falling apart. 🤣 I guess it wasn't the maid, butler, or the chauffeur who did it. ;) Thanks, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Mar 29, 2024:

Sure!

Good to be able to post again. Still saying - think of the children.

silverotter11 comments on Mar 29, 2024:

All of 'em are great but I stole the tom cotton one to post on my FB page.

zeuser replies on Mar 29, 2024:

Feel free to steal any or all of them. I certainly did.

What's in a name? This was probably a good marketing move.

KateOahu comments on Mar 27, 2024:

Good ones!

zeuser replies on Mar 28, 2024:

Thanks!