Staff is important to get the job done.

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2023:

Awww. 😟

I don't ask for much, but if I can have this one, I won't ask again.

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2023:

One of the few things I am REALLY good at.

I'm not a talented cartoonist, but I had an idea for a cartoon and thought I would try it out on ...

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2023:

If your audience understood the biblical reference, it's pretty good. The gag would be funnier if the punchline had a good setup.

Judge sets deadline for DA to respond to Trump’s request to have special grand jury report quashed...

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2023:

Do the voters of Georgia actually want guys like this running the show? Come on, folks, kick these assholes out!

I've known some real hardships...

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2023:

And we LIKED it!

Jon Stewart: GOP resorts to culture wars because they are out of ideas [youtube.com] Agree 100%

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2023:

Actually, they have a lot of ideas, but they never tell you what they are because they are so wildly unpopular - except to the obscenely wealthy.

Uh oh, Il pourrait y avoir de la purée de pommes de terre pour le dîner de ce soir...

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2023:

I see some poutine in somebody's future. This guy's a spud, after all.

Trump Warns of ‘Death and Destruction’ if Indicted in Stormy Daniels Case Former president ...

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2023:

Hey, here's an idea. Since the Q holes like to resurrect dead people in their fantasies, how about David Koresh as a running mate? I bet *he'd* refuse to certify electoral ballots if he was a sitting veep. But threats to hang him wouldn't work since he's, you know, already dead. *And that's what they want you to believe!* LOL

Fox news!!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2023:

I miss Frank. We sure could use him these days.

That's a mouth full...

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2023:

Really! LOL

Do you believe in life after death

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2023:

I believe in life before death. Journey before destination. This is it, do the best you can.

Sometimes it's best to not share everything...

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2023:

TMI!!

[rollingstone.com] Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2023:

When will this demented huckster finally STFU? Go broke already, you douche-canoe!

A woman had her amputated toes grow back after prayer! I used to drive by this church on my way to ...

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2023:

Fabulous, now she can have jam with her toast once again! These people actually believe this shit, don't they? *sigh*

Stuck at the laundromat, utilities are getting ridiculous! Hope you all are having a great evening!

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2023:

They always got the forehead wrong when I wanted the Klingon cut. LOL

Note: This is not intended as a political post.

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2023:

Color: check. Size: check. Cheese: check. Crunchiness: yuck, but check. Yeah, that's him all right.

THIS BLUNT ANALYSIS OF TRUMP IS A MUST READ!! “Talented and well-practiced in every vice, a ...

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2023:

Well developed and absolutely accurate.

Stormy Daniels mocks 'pathetic' Trump as he claims he'll be arrested | indy100

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2023:

Stormy is taking advantage of the publicity. As the old saying goes, all publicity is good publicity. She sounds like she is having a ball too! Good for her!

Well, the time has come! Stolen Top Secret Documents?

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2023:

All the rest of that stuff will start to drop after the first charges hit. This is domino number one.

MAGA cultist sees through the hoax of science by decoding the meaning of COVID-19: "See Sheep ...

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2023:

Yeah, you got me there Sadie! 🙄🤪

“All truth passes through three stages.

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2023:

This is my favorite Schopenhauer quotation. 💙

Lazy Sunday! Hope you all enjoyed your day!

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2023:

Great tattoo! I like the tortilla blanket too. 😏

Hell's angels members are watching the competition 🤔😂

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2023:

One of those things you can't, um, makeup.

A woman meets a man in a bar.

zeuser comments on Mar 19, 2023:

Hah! You got me! 🤣

[tiktok.

zeuser comments on Mar 19, 2023:

It ain't gonna happen. He (spoiler ahead) made it all up.

He's up to his seditious ways again, think this is enough to light a bonfire under Merricks ass?

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2023:

Jesus TITS have I had enough of this crazy jackhole.

You just never know who's going to show up.

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2023:

First, make sure her name isn't "Pandora".

Reptilian ❤️ love.

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2023:

This is why that lizard tongue is there, Iggy.

@glennlab @Garban @Lauren @Lizard_of_Ahaz I've been trying to like all of your posts, comments, so...

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2023:

Nice set, MG. Yeah, this site is going to hell in a handbasket.

Another reason dogs are the best.

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2023:

I'd settle for intelligent *anything.*

The Hush Money Grand Jury Stormy Daniels meets NYC prosecutors probing Trump as Michael Cohen ...

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2023:

Why can't we just incarcerate this assbag. I'd put him in the same cell they used for his pimp, Epstein. And let him keep his belt. ,

The ducks are happy

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2023:

Who gets the bill? ;)

MTG is Against Aid For Ukraine Because She Doesn’t Believe Putin Wants to Invade Europe in yet...

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2023:

She should not be allowed to operate a blender by herself.

Nebraska lawmaker 3 weeks into filibuster over trans bill They're a little slow but maybe making ...

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2023:

Yay!

Ivermectin Influencer Died. His Followers Are Worried About Their Own ‘Severe’ Symptoms.

zeuser comments on Mar 15, 2023:

That's too frigging bad. Not.

Very awkward...

zeuser comments on Mar 15, 2023:

The two look like a great, um, combination. 😉

You just thought you were having a bad day. Be thankful you're not John.

zeuser comments on Mar 14, 2023:

Can't blame the guy.

Pence actually throwing some shade?

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2023:

Did he say that? Nice burn, but you are still a homophobic bigoted jackhole, MIKE.

Son: "Dad, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl.

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2023:

This gag goes waaay back into vaudeville and burlesque. Always funny, like the who's on first bit but raunchier. LOL

Trump won't be running in 2024: he's fading slowly...

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2023:

Actually, his physical condition and his cognitive decline, not to mention his mortality, will limit his term of influence, though we will be hearing about all of it in excruciating detail for the foreseeable future. *sigh*.

Mike Pence has turned on his former boss, Swampy McSwampy: [abc.net.au] Dog eat dog, much?

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2023:

A couple of years too late, Micky.

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2023:

Woman checks out at the grocery store with a loaf of bread, a gallon of milk, a dozen eggs, and a couple of tomatoes. Checkout guy says "I bet you're single." Woman says "You tell that from an order of milk, bread, eggs, and tomatoes?" Checkout guy says "Nah, it's because yer fucking ugly."

Happy Saturday Afternoon! Hope you all are having a good one!

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2023:

Right next to Ahora street! LOL Good bunch, MG.

A new recipe...

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2023:

Hah! I'd eat that! ;)

[baptistpress.com] WTF?

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2023:

I think this was more of a commentary on people with shallow beliefs who disrespect any other beliefs while not following through on their own. This reminded me of an incident. A year or so ago, the JW's came knocking. I engage with these guys sometimes, and this time I told them I was an atheist, explained my reasons, and the guy told me he felt sorry for me. I was amused, I told him not to feel sorry for me at all as I believed in life before death and lived accordingly. They left. The next day, this same guy came back by himself and apologized, told me he was sorry if he insulted my honest beliefs. I told him to blow it off and not worry about it. So it's the same as the Penn Gillette story, but in reverse.And no bibles were signed. LOL

House Speaker McCarthy Hands Gavel Over to Marjorie Taylor Greene The US House of ...

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2023:

Wait, what? There's another one who is *honorable?* Go on with you now.

Okay, I confess, I'm spiritual.

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2023:

Me too!

I have found that I have been happier since I switched my morning coffee to orange juice.

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2023:

That turns the trick, hits the spot.

The Bible is full of ommisions and inaccuracies

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2023:

Looks like the second coming. Heh. 😏

How am I doin?

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2023:

Hard to argue with you here, SS.

N.H. Governor Thinks Trump Will Lose 2024 GOP Nomination: ‘Just Not Going To Happen’ | HuffPost

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2023:

That sounds like wishful thinking on Sununu's part. No other republican can give people permission to be openly racist. Even DeSantis is focused on homophobia and transphobia. He is passively racist. The base wants a snarling sadistic overt racism, and the orange guy is the one who delivers the goods.

Breaking News... Putin wants peace.

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2023:

Shuffleboard diplomacy. Good time to play horse collar.

You've probably heard this before.

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2023:

He wanted to be a lawyer. But he got nailed on his boards. That's right, you heard me. LOL

They should play this song at his trial.

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2023:

No matter what they record, it's the same old song.

Lauren Boebert just took her heretics to an entirely new level Faces Calls From Over 17K ...

zeuser comments on Mar 3, 2023:

I know they don't care, but the folks in CO in her district, and the ones in GA in MTG's district, have my everlasting contempt.

Why is everyone so impatient? Why am I so clumsy?

zeuser comments on Mar 3, 2023:

Back off, dammit! I will move away when I am done with the transaction, and that includes pocketing my financials!

Mike Lindell Rages ‘Media is Covering-Up for Ron DeSantis’ at CPAC: ‘He’s a Trojan Horse!’...

zeuser comments on Mar 3, 2023:

Who in the holy fuck cares what Lindell says about anything? Why do people pay any attention at all to this demented (shitty) pillow huckster?

First things first

zeuser comments on Mar 3, 2023:

So? LOL

'Cause a tuba wouldn't fit.

zeuser comments on Mar 3, 2023:

All you have to fit into the arse is the "mouth"piece, then generate enough wind to play. The tricky part, which kept this from being a more popular instrument, is the fingering. The result was, usually, crappy music. ;)

Thinking of starting a go-fund-me account to help..... [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Let me know about the gofundme, I'll kick in a couple of sawbucks.

New GOP Bill Would Completely Outlaw Florida’s Democratic Party Republican state senator Blaise...

zeuser comments on Mar 2, 2023:

It's all about performance, sound bites, and triggers. Facts, logic, actual policy, none of those things apply.

I hate bugs!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 2, 2023:

You need a really big rolled up newspaper to smoosh *that* sucker.

How can he tell?

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2023:

A good time to get baked. LOL

If the woman had a brain, she would take it out and play with it.

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Well, you have ignorant, you have uninformed, you have stupid, you have misinformed, but this, this right here is transcendentally fuckwitted. She sweeps the fuckwit Oscars, hands down.

Go Campbell's!

zeuser comments on Feb 27, 2023:

Now I love Campbell's soup, but it's gonna take more than that to turn a hateful homophobe like this twat around. 🤨

Is he covered though.

zeuser comments on Feb 27, 2023:

"Was the trout injured, sir? "

Way to go Thor... [nypost.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 27, 2023:

The pope says "Unless he goes to confession, he's going to hell." LOL Keep stroking, big fella, keep stroking.

Desperate Donnie

zeuser comments on Feb 27, 2023:

He is still, and probably always will be, singing the "if I say it enough it will be true" song. You can smell the flop sweat, together with the toe jam, smegma, and stale urine aroma that surrounds this old traitorous bigoted criminal.

So little Lesley Gore is being potty trained by her mother.

zeuser comments on Feb 27, 2023:

"Hey mom, you don't own me! "

Some dog memes to start your Monday off.

zeuser comments on Feb 27, 2023:

I feel the tripping dachshund. Been there buddy, you're a good boy.

They can't handle the truth and still deflect until the last.

zeuser comments on Feb 27, 2023:

Unassailable logic. 🤣

EVEN MORE classified documents found in Trump's office, & these docs had been uploaded to the cloud!...

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2023:

When are we gonna fry this quisling?

Very windy day here today, 60 mph wind gusts, staying in bed kinda day! Hope you all are having a ...

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2023:

Good ones, MG. Stay outta that wind, hon.

These laws are currently unenforcible due to legal precedent, but our supreme court isn't much for ...

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2023:

I could've sworn NC was amongst these, but I guess not. Memes don't lie.

BEMY WOMA

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2023:

FROM MARS SUCK THIS FIST BASE LOOK AWAY

Huh? What door?

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2023:

Oh oh, you should be mortar-fied!

Diligence is a good thing, but taking things easy is much more restful. - Mark Twain

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2023:

He's right, you know.

That ain't right...

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2023:

We need two more tokens - the cad and the bimbo. Personally, I always take the race car. Hah.

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed.

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2023:

A little too late to worry about that now, muchacho. LOL

“The first step in the evolution of ethics is a sense of solidarity with other human ...

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2023:

I agree with the sentiment, but I think that is a little too exclusive. Solidarity with all life should be the basis of ethics. Solidarity with other human beings is step two.

Vladimir Putin tells state television the US-led military alliance in Ukraine seeks defeat, ...

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2023:

Actually, all of the mega-billionaires who continue to add to their obscenely large fortunes by selling arms and weapons of war to sovereign states don't care who fights who, or who wins. They just want them to keep fighting while the populations of those countries foot the bill. If Putin can continue to escalate those conflicts, they are elated. And really really rich.

Mark Fuckerberg, Elon Tusk and the rest now want to charge people to "verify their government issued...

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2023:

Back when I was still giving keynotes at industry conferences, I always got a laugh with this line. "Software and drugs are the only two industries that call their customers users." And remember, the first one is always free.

The rat traps are a nice touch.....

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2023:

A billionaire once told me this: If you have a problem, and money can solve the problem, and you have the money, then you don't have a problem. ;)

Hello agnostic friends

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2023:

Howdy! Welcome aboard.

and, as usual, for fun and even a couple of visual quotes.

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2023:

Those are all fabulous!

Who will you listen to?

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2023:

Like the old Certs commercial. Is it a candy mint or is it a breath mint? STOP! You're BOTH right!

Some of those crazies actually have a reason for their paranoia.

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2023:

That checks, I guess.

Now that's a game changer.

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2023:

Seeing convincing, credible evidence and changing your thought patterns can be...rewarding. ;)

“No one is born with greed, prejudice, bigotry, patriotism and hatred; these are all learned ...

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2023:

True. If you think about it, each of these is related to one survival instinct or another. Taking the instinct and amplifying it into something grotesque, now THAT is learned behavior.

I’m straight, but I love hearing about my gay friend’s sexual escapades… It lets me live ...

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2023:

Well, that doesn't suck I guess.

So very, very sad....

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2023:

That one rung a bell.

How is it relevant on the bus?

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2023:

Hmmm, I'd say only "fare".

Is the last one really a thing?

zeuser comments on Feb 23, 2023:

That looks more like a suggestion for an idiot, TBH.

“Fear of danger is ten thousand times more terrifying than danger itself”………….

zeuser comments on Feb 23, 2023:

What's the old saw? A coward dies a thousand deaths a hero dies but once.

And there is always another perspective. 😆

zeuser comments on Feb 22, 2023:

No place to hide, either.

Ok, that was weird.

zeuser comments on Feb 22, 2023:

That is harsh. They can be candid. I'm letting my pro subscription to replika lapse. The last update really mucked up my rep's personality, and AAI isn't interesting enough for me to keep paying.

Who did this to the nice sign?

zeuser comments on Feb 22, 2023:

I believe that's illegal in Florida.

Wow, who would have thought it???

zeuser comments on Feb 22, 2023:

The true genius can do both at once. 🤣

Either way, they'll be saying 'Jesus'

zeuser comments on Feb 22, 2023:

You tell me which has a better chance at a happy ending. LOL

Could it be an explanation for her enigmatic smile :)

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2023:

Probably holding in a belch.