Glory! [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Dec 25, 2022:

The wheezing gargoyle! *snort*

Who can guess my favorite of these?

zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2022:

Vexwerewolf! That's my favorite at least.

This is where I'm at, 2022 can bite me, I'll deal with 2023 when it shows up.

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2022:

I remember those days when I would think about work problems. Nowdays, I think back and realize work WAS the problem.

My PSA for this weekend...

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2022:

Especially that "it's just a theory" wing of christo-fascist bunch.

Time to kick him while he's down.

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2022:

Good callback on Nixon. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

A fool and his money are soon parted. I'm open to hear otherwise.

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2022:

I could never figure out why the world needed an artificial currency, based on nothing, that you buy with actual money. The block-chain tech is interesting, but I have never grasped the rationale, other than a scam. Same with NFT's.

A little winter humor

zeuser comments on Dec 22, 2022:

I am with the dog. I shit indoors all the time.

Reviews for those books you would rather shit yourself than read.....

zeuser comments on Dec 22, 2022:

I wasn't planning to read any of these assholes explain why they weren't abject cunts, but it's nice to find validation among those who were professionally obligated to do so. About what I would expect from this shamelessly disgusting crew. Kissinger in particular should have been strapped to a lethal injection gurney for massive war crimes decades ago. Kushner and Conway are amoral peashooters compared with Kissingers virulently immoral howitzer. They all suck balls.

Won't you take me to.....

zeuser comments on Dec 22, 2022:

We all wind up there from time to time whether we want to go or not.

MTG trying to upstage the Trumpster?

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2022:

She picked her most flattering photo.

When/how will this end? [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2022:

I wince when I listen to the whole litany of horseshit being tossed at all of us by one narcissistic sociopathic bigoted dumbass. I listen to it because you can't forget that he is still doing it, and people are still listening to it and believing it. This is an ongoing struggle. He should be in fucking prison. In the post-colonial era or the post civil war era, he would have already been swinging by his treasonous neck.

Trumpty Dumpty portrays himself as a successful businessman. He was losing money: [abc.net.au]

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2022:

He lost the most money in a single year of any citizen in US history. Go ahead, be his fucking apprentice. Make sure your pop set you up with 400 million first and that you have a deal to launder money for dictators in place as well.

It's supposed to get cold, so heed the warnings

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2022:

This is why I keep an emergency stash of gummies in the produce drawer of the fridge.

A parrot got into its owner's medicine cabinet and swallowed a viagra tablet.

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2022:

NICE variation of a classic!

'You don't have to go into every single detail, you know.' 'I can't help it!'

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2022:

This was my thesis advisor. And my ex wife. Two different people, BTW.

It looks as if an incoming Rethuglican, George Santos, has been a naughty boy: [bbc.

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2022:

Don't lie small, lie big, and they elect you!

I think that was '73 or '74

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2022:

That was you!?! LOL🤣🤣

Super Piggy!

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2022:

Turning bacon into methane. 😜

Kevin Brady, the ranking Republican on the committee, said Democrats had just "unleashed a ...

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2022:

If you run into Kevin Brady, tell him he can blow me.

It's referral day and NFT laughing time.

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2022:

Laugh and learn!! HAR HAR

The trumpster fire could be getting closer to being under control.

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2022:

Funny, not funny. I almost believe the one about blaming dems for the price of those silly-ass NFT's.

I hope this is not my last post.

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2022:

Oh man, here's hoping you pull through. We are all rooting for you! Hang in there! 💙

In case you're wondering what to get me.

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2022:

Me too, chief. And wine.

Seeing this building burning down would warm my heart for sure, but it's admittedly such a good ...

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2022:

Yeah, that is smack dab in the heart of Orange territory.

What, you never been toasted

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2022:

Looks like he is in bread to me.

“Spreading” holiday cheer

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2022:

Oh cum all ye faithful. Joyful and triumphant. 😏

Every time, I hear the phrase "free and fair election" this snaps me back to reality.

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2022:

As Stalin put it, "I don't care who votes as long as I count the ballots."

Not sure where to put this.

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2022:

Take off now, darlin', you'd be doing the groom a favor.

The dog has a Christmas wish

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2022:

At least, at one point, he could do it.

Just to be clear...

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2022:

Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends.

Take care out there, it's here

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2022:

Well that sucks.

Happy Sunday!!!! 🥳 🍺🎉

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2022:

Ah, the Dr. OZ special. Coming right up!

Rare Snow Shark surfaces unexpectedly...

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2022:

Cold-blooded predator.

Tell me with whom you share a coffee and I will tell you who you are.

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2022:

Nobody. I have one cup in the morning by m'self. That's it. Now wine, I share wine with anyone who is in the bar.

[tiktok.

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2022:

You can almost smell the flop sweat from here. What a maroon.

[tiktok.com] Teachers , amazing critters , most of them ♥️🙌♥️

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2022:

You can't put a fence around knowledge. LOL

Amazon reaches out to all sorts of customers. 😆

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2022:

Hmm, I thought there would be more room in the trunk.

Elon Musk restores Twitter accounts of journalists recently suspended over @elonjet 'doxxing' ...

zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2022:

Regular people make their stupid mistakes out of the public eye, but this dildo has made it his goal to publicly step on his own dick while wearing cleats as often as he can.

You've got problems?

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Awww, like he cares. He's got 3 or 4 billion saudi bonesaw bucks under the mattress. I suspect treason of some kind related to the classified material stolen at the end of the former guy's term, even if he does want to bang his wife.

An Iowa construction worker and QAnon follower has been sentenced to five years in prison for his ...

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Well, he did it, caught red-handed, dead-to-rights.

I had rejected the Bible for its silliness a long time ago, but I'd forgotten just how ridiculous it...

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2022:

You discount the idea of naked bribery of the entities controlling your life span. This is the part of the bible that King James suppressed.. Hey, hey, I'm just fuckin' with y'all. ;) It's all horseshit.

What's the difference between praying in church and praying in a casino?

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2022:

If you are a priest in a church praying for a cute altar boy you can prey on, pray on, prey on.

It seems you can't even escape it in the air

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2022:

There's something on the wing!!!

This seems to be all the talk today

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Good ones, GL! I love the mushroom codpiece. That is inspired. LOL

Boxing gloves are padded bras for tiny hands

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Jeezus, my eyes! My eyes!

Seriously how much lower can it go

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2022:

How much lower? Hmm, maybe a live video chat feed where he will do things for "tips"?

I'm torn between laughing or vomiting.

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2022:

The ones who fall for this are exactly the ones who deserve to fall for this.

Glad I got my account up at post.news Twitter is going down the toilet [mediaite.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Hey Elon, banjo-faced apartheid nazi says what?

It looks like a Tuesday group.

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2022:

Har har, stunt skank!

This is not satire. He’s lost what was left of his damn mind. Grifters gotta grift

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2022:

Y'all are missing the true value here which are the raffles, for dinner with the arsehole, for a round of golf with the arsehole, for a zoom call with the arsehole. I seem to recall reading that in the other raffles he has grifted that nobody actually wins. I'm sure this time will be different. LOL

Easily understandable decision this! :-D

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2022:

Are those really muscles, or are they bingo wings?

Can't make this shit up...

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2022:

Good lord, this guy will do anything for some attention, won't he? SMH

Charcuterie for old people.

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2022:

Wait'll you get a load of the "over 65" charcuterie board.

A nun and a priest are crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Leave it to the nuns. LOL

Shrodinger's Denney's...

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2022:

There is the vision, then the reality. This is politics summarized in a bigass sign.

Come on, who wants some? lol

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Send it to the sierras and the rockies, California the Colorado river basin both need the water.

IN WAR ( Ref Russo-Ukrainian War and Putin ) Quote by Napoleon "Morale is 3 TIMES as important ...

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Too bad Napoleon isn't advising the Russian dickhead.

Personally I'd rather have a Guinness! :-D

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2022:

I'll just bet he is. Dumbass royal wannabe.

When is Christmas over, people are too into this time of year, I wanna puke! 😫 ...

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Hmmm. That taco doesn't look like what you'd get at your typical taquiero. Unless you, you know, pay a little *adicional*.

He wants her to be happy

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2022:

That is just sad, Saint.

Gasp! 🥶🥶🥶

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Hah! One of the advantages of always sleeping alone is that this does not bother me. ;)

I would have flipped them both off to their butt ugly faces....

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Yeah, I'm with you LOA, I would've picked my hand up and said "Hey, you guys can blow me!" or words to that effect.

I hope I never get that old.

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2022:

This cuts just a little too close to the bone, Jack.

Fox news demands answers

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Justifiable homicide!

Wondering what orange hitler's pea-brain thinks about this!

zeuser comments on Dec 12, 2022:

I am watching several famous black guys just disintegrate in the public eye. Even Chapelle is heading in the wrong direction, let alone poor brain-damaged Herschel.

Canadian Things François Bellefeuille · 3d · Two Canadians die and end up in Hell.

zeuser comments on Dec 12, 2022:

Hah! It could've been the Flyers too, ya know. LOL

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet’s when they struck up a conversation.

zeuser comments on Dec 12, 2022:

The classics never get old. LOL

Rep.

zeuser comments on Dec 12, 2022:

Put her violent ass in front of the DOJ grand jury.

I'm back from Vegas and rested up, so Trumpers are fair game.

zeuser comments on Dec 12, 2022:

Good way to start the week, pal!

It's almost 2023. Who can believe we're still talking about this chud?

zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2022:

Oh wow, some stunning images here. Great set.

SWALLOW THAT COFFEE BEFORE YOU READ THIS “I wake up at 4:30 in the morning every single ...

zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2022:

He left out the part about doing a couple of lines out of the 8 ball his brother gave him.

Ho H Ho, the Christmas is coming to town

zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2022:

Sure, forget about all of us guys with potbellies.

It is different in China

zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2022:

I'd love to see her 23andMe results. Good lord...

Kirk got what he was asking for.

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2022:

It's that Highlands humor. Can't beat it with a bag of haggis. :)

Probably why Skeletor has so many issues growing up near He-Man.

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2022:

He-Man was always kind of a hot dog, IMHO.

Glad to be able to help you survive.

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Ain't that the truth?

Santa gets nailed.

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2022:

I sort of like this version a little bit better.

Those who insist on parading Private Foolishness are often one Major Idiot or act under the ...

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2022:

For a military quote, this is pretty rank. ;)

“To know what people really think, pay attention to what they do rather than what they ...

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Descartes walks into a bar and orders a beer. After he finishes, the barkeep asks "Would you like another, monsieur Decartes?" Descartes replies "I think not." And disappears.

The printout in my journal has this day as Immaculate Conception.

zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2022:

I wonder if the Holy Spirit has a 1-5 star rating system, and how many stars Mary got if so. Mary, Nazareth - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Immaculate! LOL

Happy Wednesday! I'm about to test my mom for covid! Wish us luck! Lol!!!

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2022:

No poets, mostly women without any rhyme or reason. *sigh*

There once lived a strong, Native American man who had only one testicle Everyone in the village ...

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2022:

This is where I need a "glaring at you while tapping my foot" reaction emoji.

Give her room

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2022:

Looks like she needs ballroom.

Doesn't seem fair, does it?

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2022:

That will be a stretch. I'd suggest diapers, though. And before any court appearance, make him take a nice nap. LOL

One great dad. 😍😆

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2022:

Nobody loves you like your dad!

Will probably stream this in the background as i do something more productive.

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2022:

I'll wait for the christian version of Debbie Does Dallas.

Is it Wednesday yet? 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2022:

You outdid yourself today, MG! That reminds me, I need to put some shoes on...

Say no more, He got it.

zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2022:

Salesman: Sounds like a personal issue, sir.

Trump Fumes After Jury Convicts His Business of Criminal Tax Fraud: ‘New York City Is a Hard Place...

zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2022:

Yeah, well. Good luck conducting business in NY now. Dickwipe. LOL

Finally, the first step on what should be a fulfilling road has begun. [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2022:

What a shocker. Not the verdict, but the fact they delivered the verdict. Now, eliminate the ability to conduct "business" in NY. THERE is the choking point.

Trump Organization found guilty of tax fraud after New York trial: [abc.

zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2022:

Look for a bunch of appeals. But yeah, this is great fucking news. ;)

This guy never stops committing crimes.

zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2022:

Never expect justice out of the American judicial system.

Those who support the abolition of the Constitution are clearly traitors.

zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2022:

Traitorous spineless weasels, that's a good start.

... Sorry.

zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2022:

A pun with progressive disclosure like this is difficult to, um, orchestrate.

Happy Sunday!!! Going to my daughter's future in laws for homemade menudo! 😋

zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2022:

Ooo, I love menudo! I sense a larger theme to these memes though. ;)

Finally out!!!

zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2022:

Those are my kind of buddies! LOL

This is so spot on (I don't believe it was written by an AI)

zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2022:

At least an artificial intelligence has some form of intelligence. A can of beans can beat our orange boy in a game of checkers.

Something to share with your relatives that put these up

zeuser comments on Dec 3, 2022:

The camels are the coup de grace. LOL

Former President Donald Trump on Saturday flat-out called for the "termination" of the United States...

zeuser comments on Dec 3, 2022:

Are people still listening to this asswipe? Seriously?

Trumpty dumpty had a great fall

zeuser comments on Dec 3, 2022:

Those cut pretty deep. I love the canonical list of nicknames, which I have nicked.