My head is exploding.

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2022:

A talking shit stain. Good lord what an asshole. A traitor, a liar, a fuckwit, a criminal, a collaborator with despots and butchers, and he’s ugly too.

“In a fascist shift, reporters begin to face more and more harassment, and they have to be more ...

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2022:

"When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent." - Isaac Asimov

What happens when they dumb them down too much....

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2022:

This is where that religion-based home-schooling works against you.

Please don't lecture, as I work in medical, but THIS is funny!

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2022:

Very clever!

IS TWEETY A FLIGHT RISK?

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2022:

For him, minor surgery.

This would make a hell of an engagement ring! MINERS JUST DISCOVERED THE LARGEST PINK DIAMOND IN ...

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2022:

Diamonds are one of the earliest and yet enduring examples of the power of monopoly control of a market to artifically inflate the price of a commodity.

Louie Gohmert goes ballistic at House Democrat who fact-checked GOP talking points [alternet.

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2022:

Louie can put on a spit flecked show when he wants. What a maroon.

Oh well, hope you all had a good day, I'm exhausted!

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2022:

Nice!

One way to do it

zeuser comments on Jul 27, 2022:

I never believed that shit. It takes a lot to convince a Leo. ;)

Islam allows a man to have four wives. Why does Islam not allow a woman to have four husbands?

zeuser comments on Jul 27, 2022:

My guess is that it is an overtly sexist dogma intended to, among other things, keep women in an inferior subservient role. But I'm willing to listen to someone explain it to me in non-dogmatic terms.

A good piece on Marketplace on Morning Edition today on NPR Radio.

zeuser comments on Jul 27, 2022:

We'll always need proofreaders.

In the event, you get the overwhelming notion to replace your cellphone with a less electronic ...

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2022:

Measuring time (over time) precisely is a key element in a lot of science and research. BUT that is a beautiful artifact that I would *bleeep* to have.

Taking his first byte

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2022:

You gotta know your logos to get this.

In case you weren't sure of it.

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2022:

Well THAT would be a refreshing change of pace!

Ugh, Monday finally over!!!

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2022:

Beautiful set, MG! BTW, I'd like to talk with the pug's owner. ;)

A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2022:

With prices like that, a joke from the 60's, but still funny.

Maybe that explains it.

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2022:

It’s a difficult compulsion to harness for more people than you want to know about.

U had one job to do...

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2022:

Looks like it was a side job.

Look what I got last night.

zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2022:

What a little cutie pie!

FrayedBear must be a member of the Russian Imperial Movement (RIM).

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2022:

Just put him in your block list. You won't miss anything worthwhile.

I really, really, really can't stop laughing.

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2022:

Not a bad idea.

I'm not sure who needs to see this, or even why?

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2022:

The baked ones just crumble. And they *burn*!

Happy Saturday!!!! 😂😂😂❤😂❤😂❤😂

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2022:

Now I want to see a titty pony tail. 🤪

It's been a while since I posted a Florida man one.

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2022:

Wow, that checks.

Just so you know, I did study the bible in my teen years.

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2022:

Shit, I always look at these labels for the fiber content. But the god to devil death ratio is food for thought, yeah? LOL

And there you have it.

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2022:

I love tall girls! This guy is a dumbass, but he's a multi-millionaire ballplayer, so ok I guess.

They could be orbiting uranus.

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2022:

We need the micro electron microscope for that. And make sure he takes a shower first. ;)

Shark repellent?

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2022:

Hey, Ariel, I can *see* the bubbles, OK? LOL

Steve Bannon is found guilty of contempt: [abc.net.au] Lock him up!

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2022:

Let him testify from a jail cell. Works for me.

I don't think that's the answer she was looking for.

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2022:

When indicated, yes.

Trumpy, trumpy supporters, and the trump insurrection.

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2022:

These are on point, Glenn.

But her emails...

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2022:

Don't print them out, he'll flush them down the toilet!

One creepy motherfucker who should read the bible.

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2022:

It might be possible to do both if you can get your wife to yell "Jesus Christ" when she reaches orgasm. I'm a problem solver, follow me for more marriage tips.

New footage shows Josh Hawley running away from pro-Trump protesters hours after raising fist in ...

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2022:

Har har.

New footage shows Josh Hawley running away from pro-Trump protesters hours after raising fist in ...

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2022:

The term I have in mind rhymes with "diddle itch". Scared, senator fister?

Do people have a preferred station to watch the hearings?

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2022:

I watch MSNBC like you.

Only supposed to be 101 today, a fucking cold front

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Hang in there buddy. This is great frozen margarita weather, FWIW.

Tennessee court dismisses a Jewish couples suit because, well, a Tennessee law from 2020 allows ...

zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2022:

That's just how they roll up in Chattanooga.

I have goals.

zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2022:

You have to follow your dreams MC.

Are you single by choice?

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2022:

I'm with you, Lit. I'm done with marriage too. 😉

A big shout out, Make it so.

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2022:

I would go for that.

Happy Birthday

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2022:

I accept that metric.

Happy Sunday!!!! Had a stressful weekend! Lol!!!!

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2022:

Wow, I need to cry more! Good bunch, MG.

GOP SORE LOSERS CLAIM ELECTION WAS RIGGED Donald Trump has refused to accept defeat and continues ...

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2022:

In true monkey see monkey do fashion, there will be a TON of republican losers yelling about election fraud. All you Trumperino voters, I blame you.

That settles it then...

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2022:

Luckily, that's what, 3 billion light years away?

How does belief in the existence of a genocidal maniac in the sky make you a good and moral person?

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2022:

It's not so much being good and moral, but rather about being able to feel superior to people who do not share your beliefs.

Hit the nail on the head

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2022:

This is why I deal exclusively with shipping tubes.

“Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw ...

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2022:

I agree with the idea of letting something go. But some things are just too much to completely forgive.

Not much of a prince.

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2022:

Someone is spoiling for poisoned apple butter on whole wheat. With a pickle.

I would marry him, too. 😆

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2022:

I was always noted for my cheesy gifts, but this guy is a pro.

Maybe. Whadda ya think?

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2022:

He probably had the distribution rights already sewed up. He's tricky like that.

Trump Using Death of Ex-Wife Ivana To Fundraise [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2022:

About as classy as dog shit on the bottom of your shoe. Absolutely shameless.

Yesterday I altered this shirt. How did I do?

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2022:

Looks good, it's very becoming on you. :)

Capitol Rioter's Lawyer Whines That Committee Hearings Are 'Poisoning' Jury Pool [youtube.

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2022:

Lawyers will try to pull some shit, won't they? LOL

Just to be clear...

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2022:

You know, you're right.

“In the end… We only regret the chances we didn’t take, the relationships we were afraid to ...

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2022:

Ouch. Too true.

It's a Texas thing

zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2022:

You can leave it there. In TX, when the grid collapses in climate-change enhanced heatwaves (not if), the setting will be theoretical. LOL

Wednesday!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2022:

Good group!

Happy Tuesday! Another busy day for me!

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2022:

First rule, even if you are laughing, you hang onto your taco.

Legit you think?

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2022:

I guess that depends on whether the pillow business picks up. But, Elon could pick up My Pillow for a LOT less than 44 billion. LOL

It's been a weird day

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2022:

Uh oh, they're gonna send you the bill.

It was bound to be an issue sooner or later.....

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2022:

That is beyond sad.

I think my priorities are messed up.

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2022:

This cuts a bit too close to the bone.

Had errands to run before work, fuck it, just going to post memes instead! Lol!!!

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2022:

Yeah, it must be a skunk. LOL

Steve Bannon has turned traitor on his former boss, Trumpty Dumpty: [bbc.

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2022:

His testimony will be useless. This is a stunt.

A priest was approached one night by Satan himself.

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2022:

You could see it coming a mile away, but it's still funny. LOL

Hope you all had a good weekend!

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2022:

Is that the often-mentioned dickweed I keep hearing about? ;)

Bannon now says he will testify for Jan. 6 committee after Trump's OK -- with contempt trial looming

zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2022:

If this is going to work, he will be deposed privately, under oath, while being recorded, first. And maybe then be allowed a public seat at the hearing - maybe. I don't trust this pizza-faced nazi.

People ask me what I'm going to do when I retire.

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2022:

I enjoyed learning Latin. Galba agricola est. Y'all.

Happy Saturday!!! 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2022:

Hey c'mon, I can burp too ya know. ;)

IMHO condescension is a cause for blocking and I just did it.

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2022:

I did that for just that reason just the other day.

A man calls his friend and tells him, hey man! I opened my own business.

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2022:

His friend, eh? Asshole buddies maybe?

Thibadeaux wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof.

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2022:

Good to think ahead like that. With luck, he doesn't go through too many pit bulls.

Good morning!!! Happy Friday!!!

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2022:

Damn, I wish I had that chemistry set when I was younger.

Are you sure the “B” grade was justified? Forida, soth of Gorgia?

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2022:

Spelling is woke, makes kids feel bad for being functional fucking illiterates.

What will this so called Conservative Court do if a case on creationism appears on their docket?

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2022:

Bullies really enjoy throwing their weight around. Given the chance to do it with a ripe creationism case, these schoolyard thugs will take it, no question about it.

Good morning!!!! Hope all of you have a great day!

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2022:

I probably should go join the buffalo now. ;)

Been there, done that...

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2022:

My folks never drank vodka. Another childhood tradition I missed.

Wouldn't stand a chance

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2022:

Drinking with strangers can be very risky.

I've got your sandwich right here, baby!

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2022:

When your own folly consumes you.

DeSantis signs Bill into Law making students and faculty profess their religious and political views

zeuser comments on Jul 6, 2022:

I have to hand it to DeSantis, he understands that the base wants a bully. Policy is unimportant, throwing your weight around to make the liberals squirm is exactly the point.

Now you're talking! 😄

zeuser comments on Jul 6, 2022:

See, they never tell you everything, you have to ask!

Rudy Giuliani has been subpoenad to appear before a grand jury: [abc.net.au]

zeuser comments on Jul 6, 2022:

My advice to Rudy, don't let them tell you what to do, take several swigs of whiskey right before you testify. LOL

Not exactly the best selling point.

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2022:

Yeah? Ok, you go to the 50 man bukake.

Most likely to succeed in business

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2022:

Good grief, Charlie Brown, is that it?

Hit the nail on the head...Pardon the pun!!!

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2022:

Ooo, not helpful dude. ☹️

Feckin' medical advice but..........."Whatever" :-D

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2022:

Does that work? Asking for a friend.

Two kinds of 'stoned'

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2022:

Think this one through, partner.

A little girl is playing with Barbie and Thor.

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2022:

This is a great mix and match joke. It will last forever with any number of different Kens, Thors, and Barbies. LOL

I don't have the exact quote but Rep Adam Kinzinger made a tweet about the primary challengers to ...

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2022:

He's right, but she is till gonna get drummed in the primary. I believe she is thinking of a national run.

"If you waste your time a-talking to the people who don't listen To the things that you are saying ...

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2022:

Great song, good memories.

You going to the rap supper? Mary Magdalene is coming per da Vinci.

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2022:

The chief toolbag and pedo apologist. Arsehole.

Scientists have discovered a new type of polar bear.

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2022:

That is timeless. 🤣🤣😜

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2022:

Every ten years this comes up again. Or more accurately comes out. Forcefully and with meaning.

[abcnews.

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2022:

I've been giving that some thought m'self.

I would not accept a check from him either. [kob.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2022:

He'll probably blame Ivanka and send the bill to Mike Pence.

Elmo Claps Back At Ted Cruz The Only Way He Knows How [m.youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2022:

Almost as good as when Triumph the insult dog owned him live the other day. Yay Elmo!

Starting off on the wrong foot...

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Oooo, you guys should have talked about that before the "I do" part.

Rep.

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Does he wear his hair like that because he's stupid? Or is he stupid because he wears his hair like that?

Just had an epiphany...

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2022:

And what one hell of a job they are doing, am I right? LOL