Good morning! 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2022:

I am gonna use that phone idea.

Welcome to Arkansas!

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2022:

Home of the Huckabees and the Clintons. Quite a range of people there.

Just ordered my T-shirt...

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2022:

The simple ideas are the best ideas.

Some memes! Lol!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2022:

Holy fucking Jesus! That is a remarkable collection!

Is it just me or does he sound a lot like describing how the Dems "created" the big lie?

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2022:

If they did, they fucked it up.

Works for me...

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2022:

I'm old school, I still thing Betty Boop can teach me things. LOL

Ouch! - I feel your pain.

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2022:

Yow! Mom gets an ice cream after this too!

Well can;t say I've been laying down and saying "Can't do anything, I've had a T.

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2022:

A TIA is a warning, take it easy for a bit partner. I love your sign and the dinosaur meme, but stay healthy, we need all the committed atheists we can get, we can't afford to lose any! ;)

“If I were granted omnipotence, and millions of years to experiment in, I should not think Man ...

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2022:

It is kinda lame if you think about it.

More memes! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2022:

Excellent! :) :)

Robot sex.

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2022:

Robots have their limits too, ya know.

No More Slapping At The Oscars

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2022:

Everyone has a plan to thlap me, until I punch them in the mouth.

Failure to communicate... Lol

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2022:

Smart.

It's an excuse to be rude. 😆

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2022:

We usually leave off the second part of that disclaimer.....with all due respect, *which is to say NONE*...

Idiots at work

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2022:

Maybe stop advertising "no experience required" and offer more money?

My kind of woman!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2022:

My peeps! LOL

I wouldn't want to be either guy.

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Ouch! You have to just grin and bear it, am I right?

I can't argue with that logic

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2022:

LOL, too true! Only save can grammar me, too!

@Garban here's a meme dump! You're welcome! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2022:

You outdid yourself here, MG. 😉

why women live longer than men

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Yikes! That is exceptionally stupid!

Bad idea...

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2022:

No boners allowed.

Sorry kids, but it looks like a pretty bleak Easter this year...

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2022:

Awwww, poor bunny! Not his fault people ignorantly pursue fantasies!

Consider this...

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2022:

The app must first be optimized to run on the platform. This step is the one that most people skip.

“Somewhere in the world there is a defeat for everyone.

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2022:

I don't know about y'all, but I have had far more defeats than victories in my pedestrian life. So I've had a lot more practice in dealing with unsuccessful endeavors than clear successes. The best victories, however, were those that changed a bad loss into a better win. The seed of success is very often planted in the dirt of disappointment.

Well that didn't work out...

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2022:

You can't trust a ghost.

Donald The Caveman Books

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2022:

Sweet fucking shitballs, what a bunch of loons.

My NEW favorite store...

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2022:

I'd like to apply for the hiring manager position.

"When I was younger, I used to run up and down mountains for fun.

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2022:

You can't be too careful. You can never really trust a fart.

Forget shrinks, I am on her side

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2022:

I get plenty of sex. What I lack is partners.

“You cannot do kindness too soon, because you never know how soon it will be too ...

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2022:

In a world where you can be anything, be kind. :)

Pray Like Mom

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Always a good gag. LOL

here kitty kitty

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Em-paw-nadas. :)

Can someone help?

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Get in line.

Stay focused...

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2022:

If only, right Will?

Any guesses as to what might happen to Russia when Vladimir Putin dies?

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2022:

After the celebrations subside, probably a decade-long recession if not depression while the hot potato of who leads will bounce from bureaucrat to bureaucrat while the Russian mob pulls the strings. What happens to the nukes is the big question, and I have no feel for that just yet. They may sell them for hard currency, but who knows?

“To justify and extol human greed and egotism is to my mind not only immoral, but ...

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2022:

I loved Gore Vidal, he was writing about transgender and sexual identity issues in the 60's, and he had a wonderful sense of language, history, and humor. But the best thing about him is that he brought out the very worst in William F. Buckley (which wasn't difficult, but Gore did it so well). His book "Lincoln" was outstandingly good. That's great quote, universally relevant and absolutely timeless.

Been busy, here's a meme dump! Lol

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Does the carpet match the drapes, HAAAAHAHAHA

I wonder if they are even aware of the irony?

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2022:

They did it on tv too. I watched. So did another lard-ass traitor with orange skin.

I've got a new dump of memes

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Iron is the bane of the fae. God must be a fairy. That checks.

He said the quiet part out loud

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2022:

It was joke. - Melania

some funny, some thinkers

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2022:

Catbirds. Those are catbirds.

Now you need to keep cheese in your pocket to acquire a date.

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2022:

They all love my gorgonzola, just sayin'.

Trump cult wanning in Georgia. [newsweek.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2022:

Good. Eventually, the message gets old, and then in this idiot's case, it becomes conflated with his ego and desire for revenge without principle or reason. You can sustain that for a while, but when you are out of power and under investigation, that ability will wane.

I want to suggest a gift for the holidays

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2022:

One way to cut the big cheese down to size.

Politics today

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2022:

Funny, but very sad.

My Sunday meme dump! Lol

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2022:

AAAAAHAHAHA, those are hilarious!

Bound to happen...

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2022:

I hope Thomas is in an open carry state.

Me : I'm Hungary. Wife : Why don't you Czech the fridge?

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2022:

If you are Russian before you get to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out, what are you while you are in there? European.

Progress at last!

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2022:

Oooo, that brings back memories. I've been there.

I guarantee this has crossed his mind

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2022:

You know, Putin's war is quite expensive, and it would have been a lot cheaper for him if Trump had actually managed to steal the White House this last time. From Pooty's perspective, it made sense to wait and see if Trump won, then he could have just waltzed in unopposed - maybe some grumbling and ineffective sanctions - but without any real costs internationally. So that calculation didn't consider Trump (predictably) losing, and then an unsuccessful insurrectionist coup. It is costing Putin, but it is also wreaking havoc for the hapless Ukrainians - they were going to bear the burden of Putin's nonsense from the outset - and the world. *SIGH*

Edward Osborne Wilson (June 10, 1929 – December 26, 2021)

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2022:

That is as incisive as I've heard anyone describe reality right now.

Isn't life wonderful?

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2022:

Let's not ignore the ins and outs either.

Saturday nap time!!!! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2022:

Jesus can be a bit of a horndog, and we all know he's a tit man.

Happy Atheist Day My Fellow Heathens!

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2022:

Finally. I'm gonna celebrate by believing in nothing divine extra-special hard today. ;) Then, maybe a pizza.

Jebus manicure

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2022:

Get the rust color, it will blend right in.

I've tried everything....

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2022:

This situation is the reason they invented catnip.

What is your response?

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2022:

Unfortunately, there is an entire spectrum of nutty bullshit under that christian umbrella.

For the scammers who dare join this site!

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2022:

You got to know your weirdos.

Kids say the darnest things!

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Awww.

I don't think it's the bike he is interested in

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Personally, I'd like to see her ride.

Untold story of the Ark

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Break out the pipe, Noah!

The shame of it all!

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Oof.

Wife of a supreme court justice pushed the big lie.

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Judge Clarence should never have been confirmed. He ought to be impeached and, IMO, he and his wingnut wife ought to be charged with all kinds of fucking crimes related to abuse of power, bribery, and subversion.

Finally found a case of "intelligent design"

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Plus drawn butter. Don't forget that part, man.

It has gotten beyond this point.

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2022:

I saw 4.09 today here in NC.

5 Generals & 15 Commanders Killed by Ukrainian fire.

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2022:

If those are true numbers (and these days, I am always a little leery) then holy fuck!

DiNgBaT rEpUgS Sen.

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Yeah, but her Home Ec degree (they give those?!?) let's her get her countertops spic and span. Bag of hair. LOLOL

He is just trying to help ... lol [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2022:

If the ref didn't throw the flag, it ain't illegal use of hands.

Doh! Damn it! (Did you know that 'Doh/D'oh' is listed in the Oxford English Dictionary? 😆)

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Oh man, this resonates.

A similarity for sure…..

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Oh there are several similarities.

Memes, memes, memes!

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2022:

I can relate to all of these. Except croc nuts. I can't relate to croc nuts. ;)

Trump's Faith Healer's Pray For Trump (The guy walking to and fro behind her is absolute ...

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2022:

What in the actual fuck?

Sounds good to me!

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2022:

I like it. But Republicans won't wear the mask. There's your fatal flaw.

good luck with this one

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2022:

Well hell, I already had my wallet out.

Remainder will cause division because they don't get it.

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2022:

An exceptional numerator will be reduced by the urge people have to relate to the common denominator.

Or dynamiting fish in a barrel.......

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2022:

It's not fun, they don't understand your ridicule at all.

I'm so happy I wasn't at home.

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2022:

They've almost got that down to a science. Except, you know, it's not science at all, just a form that sort of looks vaguely scientific. :)

Thought it might be good to 'crack' a few jokes.

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2022:

That collection is everything it's been cracked up to be. It cracked me up, that's for sure. I guess I won't see anything that funny until tomorrow, at the crack of dawn! LOL

An intelligent design

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2022:

And it works!

Mine is Fuckelle Fuckia! Lol!!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2022:

Fuckard Fuckewski

Please stop sending me porn !!!

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2022:

His poor peter must cower in fear everytime he drops his drawers.

Explains everything.

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2022:

Uh oh. High hopes ain't gonna get you anything here.

Just another random meme dump! Lol!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2022:

Yay Thor! LOL

It wasn't me..

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2022:

Someone's got some 'splainin' to do.

My goals too.

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2022:

To dream the impossible dream....

Can someone explain it to me?

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2022:

Ooo, I can translate. Let me see. Here it is. "What the fuck are you talking about? Here, I'm just gonna say shit with words I think you want to hear." You're welcome.

I wouldn’t blame her if she did.

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2022:

A mythical conundrum regarding fictitious fantasy characters. Like Lois wondering if Clark ever fucked Lana.

What he said.

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2022:

That don't look like a quarter pounder to me, Bozo.

Fenni is an alcoholic drink

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Booze made from cashews? Well that's just nuts.

Damn you, Auto Correct

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Mom needs to work on that gag reflex, it sounds like.

OK Guys, stand back and be thankful it wasn't you

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Just based on balls and creativity, this is a 9.8.

[vm.tiktok.com] Oh Karen . Satan loves u afterall 🙌🦇 Go Karen go

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2022:

There's a perfect job for everyone somewhere.

Good doggie!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Who's a good doggie? You are! Yes you are!

McCafe is getting way too frisky.

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2022:

People in the drive through line get mad if you don't pull out.

Heartbreaking: Sarah Huckabee Sanders Won't Let Us Rip Up Children, Like We Do All The Time ...

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2022:

I forgot about that overstuffed sack of lies. Arkansas deserves her, from what I understand. To think, Bill Clinton once had that job.

Be honest with your doctor

zeuser comments on Mar 19, 2022:

That one cuts a little too close to the boner.

More tasteless DJTs

zeuser comments on Mar 19, 2022:

Nice batch, Glenn!

Simple solutions

zeuser comments on Mar 19, 2022:

Yeah, ok, why don't you try that one out and let us all know how that works out for you, St.

Else you'll wait forever.....

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now that depends.

Please tell me is it fair?

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2022:

As long as I'm not having to pay out, yeah.