Yeah.... Why not?

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Oh my. If you wonder why, come see me and I'll tell you. Poor bastards.

Why women cannot hear men

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Geez. Not sure these ladies really want to converse with men. I'd want to shine some light on these to get the full sparkly effect.

And having coffee in my own mug and picking my nose without making sure nobody is watching me.

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Yeah, it's an important haven, no doubt.

See the difference?

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2022:

That's funny. You think he and Hillary are living together. LOL

Couple of trumpy

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Propecia fried chicken, LOL.

If the shoe fits...

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2022:

If you can't be funny, be a critic.

A Little Organ of Russian Disinformation After weeks of seemingly defending Vladimir Putin and ...

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2022:

'bout as big as one of yer bowties, junior.

Poor Eeyore.

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Shit. It was so obvious all this time, too.

“Sometimes the bible in the hand of one man is worse than the whisky bottle in the hand of ...

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2022:

The bottle never told me any stories to my face.

Anybody get pinched today? On this holy day of St 's day. [elitedaily.]

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Anyone who pinches me, or even lays a finger on me, for any reason at all, that individual is eligible for a throat punch. St Patrick, of course, was a genocidal thug bent on eliminating druidry using organized violence - he did a brutally good job of it too. The snakes thing was bullshit. The shamrock story is lame. It's telling that the day is now one of drunken excess to celebrate this "holy" guy, you know?

Any cereal you would recommend?

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2022:

Buns. I forgot the hamburger buns.

Vlad the Impaler is trying to return to his Transylvania crypt. Let's help him get there soon.

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2022:

He will evade justice, most probably via suicide. Or death by warfare.

My father said, "Marry a girl who has the same beliefs as the family.

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2022:

You should marry for love. But even with the strongest love, there are so many other things that determine how long the marriage will last.

A tree demonstrating the moral of The Giving Tree. 😆

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2022:

My sweetgum tree is the gift that keeps on giving. *sigh*

Can someone help her? I don't know where to begin.

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2022:

I promise to look you in the eyes. Now just to be clear, there will be other forms of contact.

Igor's Brain

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2022:

Practice saying your "B's", Dr. F.

Another batch of random memes! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2022:

Well *I* liked Fuck Shed. Nice beat, easy to dance to, I give it an 85.

No suprise book

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2022:

Get the special edition containing a little mirror suitable for laying out a couple of lines and snorting them.

I'm not buying it either Rebecca.

zeuser comments on Mar 15, 2022:

A 3 year old kid will say anything for some ice cream. Just sayin'.

For fuck's sake?

zeuser comments on Mar 15, 2022:

I just go with Oh FFS, and let everyone interpret it how they want. It not only communicates my meaning quite clearly, but no one quibbles about proper punctuation.

What a shame.

zeuser comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Oh my, what a shame!! 🤪🙄🙄😏

This was from one of my Pennsylvania friends. He drinks a lot.

zeuser comments on Mar 15, 2022:

I can't see what's wrong with that approach.

Kremlin Memo Names Tucker Carlson As 'Essential' To Its Propaganda Strategy [youtube.

zeuser comments on Mar 15, 2022:

A willing agitprop traitor. A willing tool of the enemy. A useful idiot. A jerk off. AND, a shitty dresser.

Must admit, this made me laugh more about the Jan 6th insurrection than anything else so far

zeuser comments on Mar 15, 2022:

If I ever pulled shit like that, I would hope my kids would turn my ass in too.

Misspelling or no, I'm going to check it out to be sure

zeuser comments on Mar 14, 2022:

Sure, they *say* it’s fresh..

Not god, but found his willy

zeuser comments on Mar 14, 2022:

Rock on!

and I believe you know who you are

zeuser comments on Mar 14, 2022:

Are you saying I'm a ... looser? LOLOLOL

In case you want to die

zeuser comments on Mar 14, 2022:

Interesting approach. Good way to go if one seeks a celibate life.

You know he is in trouble now

zeuser comments on Mar 13, 2022:

He's gonna get a rise out of the missus with that remark.

Jesus that liar! 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Mar 13, 2022:

Never saw it...um...coming.

There I was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a large, troublemaking biker steps up ...

zeuser comments on Mar 13, 2022:

Tactical error, big guy. Now this poor schmuck will probably take the heat for murder.

Some random memes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2022:

Those are choice!

Finally, gender equality light switch!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2022:

I am an absolute sucker for great design, which in my view is always simple yet profound.

Learning to read emojis is very important.

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2022:

Hey, hey, honest mistake, ok? LOL

A plane carrying Donald Trump made an emergency landing in New Orleans after alleged engine failure ...

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2022:

Very topical. Of course, he is fund raising off of this incident.

Hmmm...maybe it wasn't the dingoes who ate the baby.

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2022:

The mother and child reunion...

The Price of Gas

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2022:

Go for diesel. An aphro-diesel-iac.

You got to admit, lol

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2022:

I'd call it an ongoing competition. But this roly-poly nutbag is currently behind in the standings.

Getting to that point.

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2022:

These days, that could make a big difference. I might need to look into selling my old busted lawnmower that still has some gas in it.

Yes they do !!

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2022:

No word yet on the pope.

Humans are intelligent but not this [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2022:

Ok, ok, Henrietta, we won't pick you for tonight's soup. Geez.

Sidney Powell is using some of the $15 million she raised from election conspiracy theories to fund ...

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2022:

In this case, a fool and the money of other fools.

He didn't grow a spine until it could line his pockets

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2022:

Tell that to your opus dei buddies, you disgusting MF.

Let's see what happens tomorrow! Lol

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2022:

Last week it was 80. Last night it was 22.

With that group money matters

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2022:

Looks like I should either lose weight or get a boat.

Time to re-evaluate

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2022:

Astrologically, I'm a Leo, so yeah.

I wonder what's going through the pup's head. 😆

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2022:

Now if you had something that reflected smells.....

No shit!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2022:

Oooo, these guys never met my son.

Can you believe it?

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2022:

Frankly, I'm surprised it wasn't peach.

Time to re-order!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2022:

Awwwww!

Piety requires us to honor truth above our friends. - Aristotle

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2022:

I looked up a couple of definitions of piety. I am not sure Aristotle had these same definitions in mind when he said this, and who knows what the translator did to the original meaning. But the consensus definition is something like this: a belief or point of view that is accepted with unthinking conventional reverence. So, in this sense, yeah, fuck your friends, accept this point of view as truth. Are you sure it's the truth though? The definition says you should be unthinking about it. So, are you sure? You better be, cuz you just lost all your friends. Maybe this is a cautionary statement from Aristotle, I have no idea. But I'll just leave this here.

Two multimillionaire friends met up for lunch and started chatting. "So how's your home life?

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2022:

You don't get to be a multi-millionaire by being straightforward and honest.

Chumpys got a second husband besides Vlad!!

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2022:

Shitstain squared.

Making fun of religion yet again! 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2022:

Fabulous!

Presence of mind if you wanna do hanky panky

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2022:

Smooooooth.

"War and rumors of war is incredibly profitable and convenient," Greene wrote on February 24 A ...

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2022:

This woman is reprehensible. She likes her apples and oats, though.

Jay-sus, take the shins.

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2022:

I guess Joseph is somewhere in the middle?

Baby Steps.

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2022:

I always hate to see any unnecessary death, but these guys signed up for it, and a lot of them precipitated many other unnecessary deaths and suffering. The whole thing blows. I wouldn't be sorry to see Putin "shuffle off" this mortal vale.

They sure are a LOVELY couple!!!…..

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2022:

Yuck.

Multiple Rocket Launchers from different countries

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2022:

Well, it takes a lot of bread to pay for a war.

The logic of a trump supporter...

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2022:

Yeah, that's them all right.

Random meme dump! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2022:

Good batch, M G. 🤣

I bet someone tries to correct this obviously false information presented as comedy

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2022:

I thought it was Bob Soup. ;)

I don't think he's getting what he wanted.

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2022:

The truth hurts.

No not that please

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2022:

Oh noooooo!

This is the best one I’ve seen in a long time.

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2022:

I dunno, they don't look like bad decisions to me. LOL

Bad investments.....

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2022:

Every minute.

Mary F , or as we called her for years , “ motherf “.

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2022:

No one understands you like an old friend. That's a great story, across the miles and over the years true friendship will prevail. ❤

Difficult to know for sure.

zeuser comments on Mar 6, 2022:

You are and you aren't, both at the same time.

A Trump-appointed former senior adviser to the Secretary of Defense says Russian forces have been ...

zeuser comments on Mar 6, 2022:

This guy was DOD advisor to the SOD? How the hell did we even survive till 2021? Drunk uncle T no doubt loves his ass.

Meme dump Saturday! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2022:

Ooo, those are edgy! I like 'em MG!

Where did God get the feminine nature to put into women?

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2022:

Hmm. Maybe it would be a good idea for you to research what the term "agnostic" means, you know, the word that is part of the name of this website. Then you might try and reconsider what you posted here in light of what I can only suppose is brand new insight for you. Unless you are trolling, in which case you are world class. LOL

I always wondered - no - WAIT!

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2022:

Oh man, so transcendently bad it's cool. :)

If you ever had a butt load of something butt is an actual measure.

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2022:

Standards are great. There are so many to choose from. LOL

It just doesn't go as far anymore....

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2022:

Money is one thing. Found money is something different.

You must really SUCK when Ted Cruz and MTG call you out .... [politico.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2022:

Lordy what a putz.

This will cost extra, ok?

zeuser comments on Mar 2, 2022:

WTF? LOL

The girl's got a big problem.

zeuser comments on Mar 2, 2022:

That’s a big sucker all right. Takes a lot of charmin to swab that out.

Is truth sexy or bitter?

zeuser comments on Mar 2, 2022:

This depends completely on whether or not it's a truth you want to hear.

I read that wrong....

zeuser comments on Mar 2, 2022:

Oh c'mon, who doesn't like the special ones?

Foolish beliefs......

zeuser comments on Mar 1, 2022:

Plus, fuck the mezcans!

And there you have it.

zeuser comments on Mar 1, 2022:

And get me the FUCK outta this tank!

Here is your order...

zeuser comments on Mar 1, 2022:

Cream in your coffee? But of course, sir.

I am for equality Men, don't be shy

zeuser comments on Mar 1, 2022:

No, no, no.

When you are blue and don't know what to do.......

zeuser comments on Mar 1, 2022:

I know just the cracker he can ride, too.

Well, hell yes...

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2022:

Sure, tell 'em. They won't listen, they never do.

I would hate to be him, but if I was I'd be thinking of leaving the US or suicide

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2022:

I always said he run. Or in his case, waddle as fast as he could.

"View the past as your enemy, and it will be an albatross.

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2022:

A lot of people, including me, were adamantly against that nightmare too. When you have the wrong people calling the shots, you get this kind of insanity.

HEADLINES AND PHOTOS OF UKRAINE'S FIGHT FOR DEMOCRACY [marijuanamoment.us14.list-manage.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2022:

President Zelensky is a true patriot. Everyone holds out hope that when things go sideways, a hero will appear. Occasionally, it actually happens. I hope he survives this bullshit to see his country rebuild and to secure his legacy.

Fuel and logistics problems frustrate Russian advance Though Russia’s President Vladimir Putin ...

zeuser comments on Feb 27, 2022:

In chess, we call this a blunder.

Russia interfers in our democracy.

zeuser comments on Feb 27, 2022:

We have never been truly united. We've had stretches where we weren't openly antagonistic, but it's always been north vs south, rich vs poor, urban vs rural.

I really am in danger of LMAO.

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2022:

Awww.

I need ammunition, not a ride. -President Zelensky of Ukraine

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2022:

I grew up between two Ukrainian families in a region where they were a significant portion of the population. Those fuckers are tough. You piss one off and he grabs a hold of you, you almost have to kill him to get him off. The russkies made a mistake here, and people will die unnecessarily.

This month, 12,000 U.

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2022:

This whole situation is a chilling demonstration of the evil power of propaganda.

[youtu.be] The great Mel Blanc on the Jack Benny Show.

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2022:

The man of a thousand voices.

Talented...

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2022:

Bosses don't like it when you throw some shade their way. LOL

Few today will remember Bob and Ray [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2022:

They were on radio for decades. I'd encourage all to find the many examples of their work available on YouTube for a kinder, gentler, more cerebral quality of humor. They had a ton of recurring characters and had a large body of work which was principally done impromptu without any script live on the air.

Just remember...

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2022:

Both my kids are millennial. I can't understand why boomers complain about them, they are hard working, socially conscious, and value experience over the simple accumulation of cash.

Paul Krugman has a great idea to reign in the Russian oligarchs Laundered Money Could Be Putin’s ...

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2022:

In my mind, it has always been going to come down to class warfare, the ultra-rich vs. everybody else. The wealth gap will incentivize more and more revolutionary movements - not all will have good intent or tactics, nor will that be their only agenda. Some will be noble but doomed to failure. What a fucking mess, yeah?

You go girls!

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2022:

Put the hammer down, ladies. :)