There are in fact two things, science and opinion.

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2022:

I dunno, that sounds like an opinion to me.

Hey, he got his wish, so I'm happy for this soon to be dead asshole, [insideedition.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2022:

Good. good. All other anti-vaxxers in a similar situation, refuse the jab. More pizza and wine for the rest of us, and fewer wingnut voters - that's the important part. win win win win all the way around, The fuckwits keep their "integrity", and it's all good -- except for the cold, dead stiffs of course. But they had a choice! Yay, freedom! LOL

Really, howmuch more ?

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2022:

Doesn't sound like a suicide risk.

So true, and todays bigots are right to be ashamed of themselves and their pasts.

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2022:

Yeah, he's right.

Cool prank

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2022:

Part of the cost of the ewok costume is paying some little guy to wear it and stand in front of a trail camera.

I have released my latest research on China virus

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2022:

Why is this in Just for Laughs?

As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a $10 bill and a note in his mouth, ...

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2022:

Some people. No matter what you do.....

How well ( or not ) adjusted are you?

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2022:

I never looked at it that way. Thanks.

“One of the saddest lessons in history is this: if we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend ...

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2022:

The dirty secret behind religion, cults , bigotry, and politics. 😢

The US has had the fastest GDP growth since 1984. 1984 Any hidden meaning here?

zeuser comments on Jan 28, 2022:

Hidden meaning? No, not really. Production contracted during the pandemic and pent-up demand increased. The resumption of production to satisfy the demand backlog created a high-growth scenario due to the depressed starting point after post-pandemic closures relaxed. Ongoing supply-chain issues in other countries made raw materials more expensive, but didn't slow production or slake demand, so prices are, predictably, increasing. This has been fueled by cheap credit, which is now coming to an end. By contrast, a lot of the 1984 growth was due to huge increases in defense spending inspired by but not limited to the star wars initiative and troop increases - big infusions of government cash into the economy. This is the era when "Reagan proved deficits don't matter" as famously stated later by shadow president "Big" Dick Cheyney, as the US switched from a creditor to a debtor nation, cutting taxes and borrowing from foreign countries, and also when social programs were radically slashed. This is also when leveraged buyouts and mergers created the huge corporations and enhanced their power as we know and "enjoy" to this day. That's how I read it, at least. Where am I wrong? Let me know. This is, after all, just a quick reply on a social media atheist site by a has-been economist who is drinking wine. :)

Year One: What Biden Has Done (How many golf days has Joe taken?

zeuser comments on Jan 28, 2022:

Some impressive shit for "sleepy" Joe. To be fair, he did not make use of nearly as much "executive time" as the former guy, he didn't mock anyone who was disabled, he didn't impugn the integrity of any gold star families, and I don't recall him being forced to close down any "charitable" or profit-making endeavors due to outright fraud. Scranton boy doing a pretty good job, they love him up on Monroe Avenue. :)

but true. Miss Saudi Arabia has been corrupted. [aljazeera.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 28, 2022:

Poor guys.

It has been a long time

zeuser comments on Jan 28, 2022:

This guy has the same Tinder feed that I do. *sigh*

Theist logic! 🙄😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Jan 28, 2022:

Take THAT atheists!

Now this is a great story, boots on the other foot.

zeuser comments on Jan 28, 2022:

A "church", receiving their tax exemption, with a "business end"? They said the quiet part of loud. All churches are businesses, but when you admit it, and then pull a switcheroo like this for God reasons, well it's like the old Lovin' Spoonful song, "Did you Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind? " You really can't be both. I hope she gets compensated for unlawful discrimination and they strip this bunch of grifters of any tax exempt status they have, then go after them for back taxes. That's what SHOULD happen.

I think out of spite is the best one! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Jan 28, 2022:

Beautiful, I have found some new reasons for living.

The 59 Republicans Who Joined Electoral Voter Fraud Scheme For Trump Could Face Prison Yet, still...

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2022:

The higher up they are, the louder they squeal.

Could be. Maybe.

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2022:

Now THERE is double jeopardy for you.

The party he founded would in all likelihood abhor him now.

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2022:

Hell, they'd be the ones to pull the trigger.

Is the January 6th committee actually going to accomplish anything by the end of the year or is it ...

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2022:

They better hurry the fuck up. I hope for the best, expect the worst.

Oh okay! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2022:

Hmm. I wonder if you can talk about Michaelangelo anymore in Florida public schools. He was, by all accounts, an early ally of the LGBTQ community.

Life's gotten harder...

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2022:

Joints I went to in my hometown, you were lucky if they had an 8.

We may have found our equivalent to the Nixon tapes

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2022:

Owned by a bag of dicks. I like the way this is trending, TBH.

I always say the last part to Metalhead222! Lol

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2022:

Oh my. I know how I resolved a similar situation in my own life. Spoiler: I wasn't the bitch. ;)

Melania Trump auctions off her hat, and has become the latest victim of the cryptocurrency crash by...

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2022:

Still, 160 large for a fucking hat. I guess when you are a shameless whore, you take whatever your John can cough up.

Gotta love this: [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2022:

Now THAT would be a "perfect" phone call.

Experience is the best teacher

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2022:

Aww, she don't know NOTHIN' 'bout me. LOL

“We got so much food in America we’re allergic to food.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2022:

If you are allergic to nuts, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich will still kill you even if you are starving in in Rwanda. But I get the gag.

Those darn Kelloggs people.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2022:

Awww.

The US Constitution as well. Blind Obedience is never good in any way.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2022:

That's what political appointments are for.

When even Joe Biden can figure it out.... [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2022:

I got stuff that I scrape off the bottom of my shoe that is smarter than Doocy.

Wow who knew

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2022:

Good one, Bob!

Oh yeah she did! Lol

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2022:

After she makes bail, ten to one she gonna do it again!

Covid Sarah just might get her wish, I really hope! [unilad.co.uk]

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2022:

Um, Sarah, when your dead, why get the vaccine? Think it through, hon, it ain't that hard. LOL

Food for thought...

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2022:

Friggin lawyers have an answer for everything.

A kidney and knee c 2000 please

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2022:

Oh man, I am so in. You guys take groupon?

“I’m not afraid of death.

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2022:

This is from Play It Again Sam. Woody Allen: What are you doing Saturday night? Girl at Art museum: Committing suicide. Woody: How about Friday night?

Anticipation is making me wait! Lol

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2022:

Yeah, I guess that would be the most prudent approach. LOL

It took me a while to work this one out, but not too sure I have the meaning quite pinned down.

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2022:

Hmm, it's a reflex to say "I'm with you" when someone is suffering, even if you yourself are not suffering. It's an effort to say "I'm with you" when someone is joyful, especially when you yourself are not joyful.

All hail King Corona AKA: Dumb shit

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2022:

And now, we got the DeSantis variant.

It's original, anyway.

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2022:

Bad protocol, first you got to yellow, then to red alert. Then, shields up! LOL

🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️ 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2022:

Sometimes you have to fight assholery with assholery.

A little more dark humor

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2022:

That’s hot.

Just read about some Qanoners?

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2022:

The sooner the better. I hope they are using the "low splash" bleach so we can donate the clothing to Goodwill.

Oh yeah baby!

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2022:

Cock is only one syllable. Cockroach is twice as long. Coincidence? I think not.

Not technically tRump but he gave Fox their acceptability (by some).

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2022:

I'm ok with Tucker fulminating about this kind of nonsense. It is far less offensive than watching him go ATM with Trump on the air.

I'm sick and tired of troll imbeciles in this site who are such assholes to nit pick on ridiculous ...

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2022:

Yeah, they piss me off too.

Which one of yall is this?

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2022:

What the heeeeyyy...

it’ll be former NJ Gov. Chris Christie as the czar of Fitness and Wellness.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2022:

Sadly, we are home already.

I hate winter!!!

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2022:

We only got 6 inches.

Seriously? SMH. [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2022:

Yeah, I saw this. Imagine my shock and surprise, because Fox, and Hannity in particular, are such paragons of journalistic excellence. <---- *sarcasm*

Just to be clear...

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2022:

Unfortunately, the cough I currently have is indeed from corona. I miss the other kind.

If you spend your time hoping someone will suffer the consequences for what they did to your heart,...

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2022:

I guess there is a different answer each of us must come to on our own. My own experience is that bitterness is like an acid, consuming the vessel that contains it from within.

If sin is the churches word for crime, then NO, I won’t forgive even after you come out of prison,...

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2022:

The principal of my high school alma mater was credibly accused of molesting students. He retired and passed never facing any accounting, let alone justice.

Just look at 1929 after election of Herb Hoover, and 2009 after Bush left office.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2022:

Hmmm, I'll take a swing at that one. Because they are lying, greedy, shameless shitbags?

I got snipped for nothing 😒

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2022:

Everyone feels that way when your kids are 12 or 15. Probably your folks did too. Give it time.

The plot thickens.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2022:

Wow, that is an all-star team from the pro rock chewers league, two bananas short of a dog shit sundae. Sweet mother of pearl, mmm mmm.

I'm afraid I have some experience with this problem.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2022:

Jpegs or it didn't happen. 😉

Strangely I haven’t seen this here before. This is so true!

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2022:

This describes me. Always had my doubts, but looking at it closely in exogesis, comparative history, and comparative religion courses in college (at a Jesuit university no less) really cemented it for me.

23andme is a fake, rip-off scam website.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2022:

Um... who wants to tell him?

I guess they are all just kinky....

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2022:

Now there's a pair of doozies.

Was traveling through the Badlands stopped off at Devil's Tower to camp, learned how it got its name...

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2022:

i took a side trip with my co-workers when working in Wyoming to see it. Amazing formation.

What do you call a full Irish breakfast?........A Mick's grill! :-)

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2022:

I call bullshit, AC. Where's the whiskey, lad?

Now that's cold.

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2022:

Quick! Get the cock thawer!

Tell me it's not true

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2022:

Awwww, that's a little harsh.

My wife was in the kitchen wearing only the t-shirt she slept in.

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2022:

Clever wife. Send her flowers.

Meatloaf, an antivaxer, died today of COVID 19. Good singer, lousy intellect.

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2022:

He had a lot of very serious co-morbidities, each of which individually could probably have proven fatal. If he decided not to vax, well that's on him, he's paid the price, and I hope he didn't infect TOO many people. He was 74. I never really "got" his music, but he made a lot of people happy, so that's not a bad legacy. At any rate, his problems are now all over with.

Which are you?

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2022:

Hmmm, more like an okapi.

Donald Trump at 'Substantial Risk of Prosecution' in Georgia The request from Georgia prosecutors ...

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2022:

"She's biased! She hates Trump because she's black and I'm a racist! Her poll numbers are horrible!"

“By three methods we may learn wisdom: First by reflection, which is noblest; second by ...

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2022:

I generally go with "Pay an expert to tell you", but that may fall under the "imitation" category.

What is green and sings, looks great as a garnish as well? Elvis Parsley....LOL.

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2022:

Whats the difference between being hungry and being horny?....Where you put the cucumber.

Mitch McConnell Says Black People Vote Just as Much as ‘Americans’ [thedailybeast.

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2022:

Hmm, I know several people here don't like facebook, but if you can overcome that aversion for about two and a half minutes, listen to what Trae Crowder said about just this very thing. https://www.facebook.com/traecrowder/videos/451035553171849/

Suit £45, photographer, feckin' priceless!!! :-)

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2022:

I can tell why he's not smiling, especially if she said "say cheese". Eewwww

And not to mention in a country with a broken family institution (It’s been for decades), multiple...

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2022:

That's all this dimwit has, nerve. Let's go down the list. Intelligence? Nope. Shame? Nope. Compassion? Nope. Integrity? Nope. Work ethic? Waaaaahahahaha, nope! Competent help? Nope. Nerve? Oh my, yes.

Unsolved mystery...

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2022:

Seriously. The shit may actually hit the fan.

When you know that karma is coming thrice around.

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2022:

It's one of those things that I wish were true. Of all the supernatural fantasy stories by which to live one's life, this seems like one of the more benign and perhaps even useful ones. But hey, c'mon, it's a supernatural fantasy.

Edit: It works! This is a must read.

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2022:

Anybody got a number for Judy Carrots? LOL, this is sad if it's legit, but hilarious otherwise.

Jabba and the slut.....

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2022:

Who is gonna be Boba in this scenario? That's who we need right now.

Donald Trump investigation reveals new details of alleged fraud: [bbc.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2022:

Letitia's got the hook set, now it's just a question of letting him run a bit and slowly reeling his lard ass in. Get the biggest net you got and the gaffe hooks, babe, this is a big one! LOL

This is so meaningful.

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2022:

Whenever I read the message inside of a fortune cookie, I always add the words "in bed". Try it, it's hilarious.

That's A Big No! 😆

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2022:

😂 Yeah, not with you though.

A Huge difference…….

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2022:

What’s the quote? The best slaves are the ones who think they are free.

I used to be a comedian, unfortunately it was not enough to pay the bills so I took up ...

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2022:

Who said that? *looks around*

News from the alternate reality.....

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2022:

It was a tough choice between laugh and sad reaction emojis, but it IS funny. And sad too.

Ewwww!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2022:

Honest mistake.

Think about it

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2022:

Logical conclusion. LOL

Definitely feels like that

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2022:

Stick to Netflix, it's more entertaining and waaay cheaper.

Have you met a person with no sense of humor?

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2022:

I run into them on this site. Just yesterday, I made a joking response to a post about fake relics about how Judas told Jesus to sell fake foreskins as a side hustle, insinuating this was the real reason behind the 30 pieces of silver. He asked me for proof, so I told him to check the gospel of "Peter". He again didn't get it, responded in a snotty fashion that I didn't know what I was talking about and gave me a reading list! Mind you I've taken several biblical exogesis courses, but the point was I was joking. I sent him a link to a book about the 5 Elements of Humor and he pretended the link didn't work (it did, I checked it) and was just as snarky as he could be. So I told him hey, that's strike three, and I blocked his ass. Some people.

I'm with him

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2022:

Geez, my meat would be loafing all day if that was the only other option.

You can never be sure why the job vacancy is actually there

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2022:

You should do this first. It may never come to the "check with your employers" part.

Many/most pro portrait photographers avoid the straight-ahead "mug" shot.

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2022:

Well manicured pubes are also a key element.

My biggest problem with the idea of Heaven and Hell

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2022:

All the christers in the audience are rubbing their hands together saying "Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!"

And if I ever show up in church again I hope I can be similarly attired.

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2022:

The priest, for some reason, couldn't take his eyes off her.

Ahhh Shadddaapp!! All ya know how to do is lie boy!!

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2022:

As useful as a back pocket on a t-shirt....

Give up and go home already you silly C.U.N.T.s....

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2022:

Good friends with the Generalissimo, I understand.

I'd listen to him...

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2022:

There is a time to step in and help. There is also a time to swallow hard and back away slowly.

10 year challenge.

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2022:

The painter chopped a bunch off of the original price.

Revelations From a Trove of Trump Tax Records - NY Times [youtube.

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2022:

Knowing someone is a crook is one thing. Finding out the magnitude and breadth of the criminal activity behind the criminal is quite another. But, as they used to teach you at Trump U., if you don't get caught, who cares?

Always walk through life as if you have something new to learn and you will. - Vernon Howard

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2022:

My three daily goals are first, accomplish at LEAST one thing, second, have at least one good idea, and third, learn at least one thing.

Be prepared!

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2022:

I'm all stocked up. If the power stays on, I'm riding this sucker out right here.