Republican Arrested Chasing Stripper With a Gun Michigan State Representative Neil Friske, 62, ...

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2024:

I'll use the same gag I used on another post about this incident. It is clearly a simple misinterpretation of the term "money shot". Nice post, Johnny.

This morning, I got a message on Facebook from a man whom I dated about ten years ago.

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2024:

I think you went too easy on him. Pushy fucking christers deserve harsh vitriol.

Did you watch it?

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2024:

Lock that quintet in a room for three days and they might be able to figure out how to crack an egg. Kojack said that in the early 70's and I've been using it ever since. Looks as relevant today as when Telly Savalas said it.

Trusting people has been hard

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2024:

Aww,that's different.

Where's Bannon?

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2024:

Good lord. Bring back the Neanderthals.

It seems the dating pool gets smaller the bigger the asshole you are.

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2024:

Time to use the "invisible hand" to do yourself some solitary good. LOL

About time they started noticing... [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2024:

Is is about time. Hardcore cultists will say "fake news", but the undecideds are definitely watching these stories. Like I said, AFT.

Been busy with work and family!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2024:

Falling down funny stuff, MG! And this is from, according to the chart, a very good fucking douchebag! LOL

When one of the designers of the decline complain, you know it has exceeded even their expectations,...

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2024:

Mitch should be hung for treason. And not just him, either.

From our, "you can't make this shit up" file

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2024:

Obviously a misinterpretation of the true meaning of the "money shot".

Dog has spoken....

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2024:

Reminds me of the joke where the preacher seduces the hat check girl at the hotel he's staying in by telling her it's all right because it's "in the book". After they finish, she asks him to show her the text that says it's all right. He opens the Gideon bible in the room and written inside the cover it says "The hat check girl screws."

I've got a few for the Thursday after Juneteenth.

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2024:

Funny, not funny. Good ones here, G-man.

Some memes just write themselves because anyone with a couple of functional neurons between their ...

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2024:

Never ran into this butthead here. Hope I never do.

Half a flight of those stairs scare me 👀

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2024:

Oh hell no!

I'm exhausted!!! Goodnight 😴💤😴💤😴💤

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2024:

Whoa! Some gut punches in this set! Way to go, MG! 😜

I'm Hispanic and I don't get why some of us are for this POS!

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2024:

Chickens for Colonel Sanders.

Trump White House pharmacy improperly provided drugs and misused funds, Pentagon report says ...

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2024:

Nobody saw that coming. 🙄

I'll let myself out...

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2024:

Found himself in a jam he couldn't get out of.

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2024:

That's a classic. 😆

A gun for every ass - MAGA style

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2024:

Is that a silencer? If so, a new meaning for "silent but deadly".

I went to Hobby Lobby today to look for some fabric--this makes me a hypocrite because I hate the ...

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2024:

Ooo, sorry your classes fell through. While I am never in the market for fabric, I actually do not patronize Home Depot, Chick-fil-A, or Publix because of the wingnuts that own them. It ain't much, but it makes me feel a little better. My son attended a wide variety of churches with his friends when he was in high school. He liked the Buddhists best because they had the best food. He decided to stick with atheism. But if a Buddhist invites you to church, you should go and check out the food. 😏

Happy Monday Evening!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 17, 2024:

Percy Dovetonsils had the eyeball trick back in the early 60's. Good set, MG!

They finally released the cognitive test that trump aced…

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2024:

I heard he had a little trouble with the dog. He called it "Lindsey" the first time through. 😉

Take the pledge

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2024:

I made this pledge when Nixon was running in 72. Never doubted the decision or regretted the choice.

Let's make sure both these assholes are unemployed after November

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2024:

I can't do anything about Rafael, but I'll do everything I can to keep the criminal out of the white house.

Go dressed for battle and scare the shit out of him

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2024:

TFG would need a pit stop for a nappy change if he saw that on Uncle Joe's neck. LOL

Tesla Approves Musk’s $56 Billion Pay Package Tesla's shareholders have re-approved a $56 ...

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2024:

That's all Tesla stock with Musk promising to keep his AI tech in the company instead of walking away with it. Big gamble the stockholders are taking to see if this walking pile of play-doh can make them money with largely unproven technology. If he could develop some artificial empathy, he might be on to something - not only is he the owner - he's a client! The morbidly rich play by their own rules.

Dad joke!

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2024:

An international groaner! That's beautiful!

Because Trash Bandits need love too.... [x.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2024:

Awwwww. 💙

Constantly trying to find the bottle of Tabasco in my cupboard and am never able to find it no ...

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2024:

Every time I pull up to a pull-through spot in a parking lot, someone pulls through the other way before I get there.

Juan Mechan, please send him to jail.

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2024:

Those two look like they escaped from Madame Toussads! LOL

My mood lately! Lol [facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2024:

Try to do something nice...😆

Just hang on

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2024:

Yikes! This guy's farts must be murder!

I'm done for the day happy reading. Use these well.

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2024:

I wonder...if you scratch Lindsey Graham's belly just right, does his leg start to pump up and down? Good set, G-man.

It's been a day!!!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2024:

Paper view, eh? Funny bunch here, MG. 😜

Trump Issues Shark Warning at Las Vegas Rally In the middle of his recent Las Vegas speech, ...

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2024:

Maybe he was talking about Nevada card sharks? Nah, that would sort of make sense. Good one, Johnny.

When will they ever learn?

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2024:

Rachel FAFO Maddow, a heroine to many, a beacon of truth for all of us.

Why do you all have ED then, fine wine my ass!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2024:

I don't care how old I get. Pabst will never be on *my* tricked out walker! Good bunch, MG.

Explain it to me like I'm a three year old....

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2024:

We could use Colombo right about now.

So, what do you think about my new clock?

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2024:

That's pretty much all I need. Except days when I have a doctor's appointment. 😏

TRUMP LOYALIST PUSHES "POST-CONSTITUTIONAL" VISION FOR SECOND TERM [washingtonpost.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2024:

Another excrement-smeared example of someone with an extensive career in bigoted sophistry and convoluted political extremism.

That's a fact!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2024:

It's one of the most demanding jobs I can think of specifically for this reason.

So sorry! I'll try and do better next time!

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2024:

Honest mistake. Don't sweat it, Johnny.

That poor woman is going to lose her microphone.

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2024:

She just wanted one for the road! LOL

[youtu.be] Todd Snider / Conserative, Christian, Rightwing Republicans Straight Males

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2024:

This song came up on my apple music channel the other night, and I immediately put it into my favorites playlist. I love this guy!

Following Donald Trump’s conviction, key House Republican leaders are on board with cutting ...

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2024:

If I was running a criminal enterprise, I would also like to eliminate any law enforcement efforts. How do people see this as desirable?

I want a refund!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2024:

Ok psychics. Answer me this:

If anyone from the site is nearby and would like to join @Redheadedgammy and @glennlab tomorrow for ...

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2024:

The wrong predator convention, *snort*

Guess who gets to piss in a cup when he visits his BLACK probation officer?

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2024:

Yeah, I forgot about that little ritual. I wonder if Adderall shows up in these things. 😜

Tell her Dorothy!!! 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2024:

You beat me to it, MG! Yeah, she's got the dumb question market cornered all right.

Favorite Atheist??

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2024:

George Carlin. Sorry he's gone.

LMAO!!!! This happened!!!! 😂😂😂😂 [share.newsbreak.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2024:

Jesus take the wheel!

His People are getting upset over the chants of lock him up. I guess pronouns do matter to them.

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2024:

Right on target again, boss.

“How happy it is for us, that the admiration of others should depend so much more on their ...

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2024:

Perfection is overrated. 😏

I just spent five months in the hospital and PT/OT residential rehab.

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2024:

Oh no! I'm sorry you had to go through that, but you are on the other side now? That's a plus. Hair grows back. Happy to see you back here with all the heathens. Take it slow and get to that full recovery, we're all pulling for you! 💜

I bet Trump had a bad weekend, at least I hope it was terrible.

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2024:

I LOVE orange slushies! LOL Nice job today, buddy.

Hope you're having a wonderful Sunday! 💗💗😊💗😊💗😊😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2024:

The other side of Spock. LOL Good ones, MG!

Even better when you finish getting the last corner on and see two lumps under the sheet.

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2024:

Oh it's not that bad. LOL

Take a look and give a caption

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2024:

Walk across the hot ashes, they said. It will be fun, they said.

Looks right to me!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2024:

Chewie was a good guy, though. Not our girl.

For some people it really was this bad, but for everyone the freezer trucks were real

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2024:

I'll never forget those sorry times. Also, the revisionists are also certified rock chewers.

Well, well, well, ewwww!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2024:

Skull full of shits with hairy tits. That's our little Margie.

Don the con (vict) is not the only thing in the news lately.

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2024:

I bet he smells like cat pee too. And you're right, I don't care what kind of flags they fly if they do their fucking jobs without bias.

It really is amazing how low they'll stoop.

zeuser comments on May 31, 2024:

I reeeeeally don't like this guy. Who votes for jerkoffs like this?

20 years later after his NDA expired a producer tells what really happened on the TV show "The ...

zeuser comments on May 31, 2024:

I hope they can get their hands on the tapes.

Got off work early!!! Woohoo 🎉🎉🎉

zeuser comments on May 31, 2024:

These are all hilarious, but I especially love the ones with the doggos. TX mosquitoes sound scary! 🤪

DAMN.

zeuser comments on May 31, 2024:

Good lord, that is horrible!

The little girl said it, a BIG WASTE of TIME!!! 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on May 30, 2024:

Just looking for some crack, eh? Nice set, MG! 😜

GUILTY Just in DJT found Guilty on all 34 counts

zeuser comments on May 30, 2024:

WAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

The news hit seconds ago that a verdict is reached. Keep on alert for an announcement.

zeuser comments on May 30, 2024:

Sweet!

Just for laughs, silly, random and fun or some other places.

zeuser comments on May 30, 2024:

That's a great story that resonates with me. I'd love to have a couple of drinks and bullshit with this woman, I bet she has some stories!

What do you call a group of big-breasted women jeering at Donald Trump?

zeuser comments on May 29, 2024:

No, no, that's not bad! Practice makes perfect, mate. LOL

“Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself”…………..Rita Mae Brown.

zeuser comments on May 29, 2024:

There are a lot of things that Rita Mae can find by herself. I haven't read anything by her in maybe 30 years? I had a writing prompt book from her at one point. She concocted some bizarre but fun prompts. One was to write a story about a gay waiter at the last supper. I had fun with that one.

Oh.

zeuser comments on May 28, 2024:

Aww.

There is some science i would rather not know

zeuser comments on May 28, 2024:

Like you're so innocent. How many times have *you* been pissed off outside?

Nice to have an extra day off! Happy Memorial Day and thank you for those of you who served!

zeuser comments on May 27, 2024:

I'd like to know the names of the guys in those fruit of the loom ads to see if their IMDB page lists "Bunch of Grapes - 1973". LOL Good ones MG!.

Can't argue.

zeuser comments on May 27, 2024:

It will take me a while to sober up before I get past the headline. 😜

I'd love to know what happened to him after he said that. 😆

zeuser comments on May 27, 2024:

Get the couch ready, muchacho.

But covered under the disability act

zeuser comments on May 27, 2024:

Looks like it's a spot for people who fell out of their wheelchairs.

That woman knows how to dress, it's a shame she goes out in public like this.

zeuser comments on May 27, 2024:

Yes, a nice casual number from the Sherwin Williams collection. Perfect for those apres dominatrix sessions with your gimp.

Donald Trump Booed at Libertarian Convention In a rare appearance that was not exclusively in ...

zeuser comments on May 27, 2024:

It's a difficult choice as to which of these two sides of the turd I dislike the most. But based on the imminence of the threat each represents, I have to say it's the one who wears a diaper that usually carries a full load.

Just pointing out the obvious

zeuser comments on May 27, 2024:

They weren't always this bad. Now they are.

A few for Memorial day.

zeuser comments on May 27, 2024:

The guy who I used to think was the worst person in the world sends his thanks to this asswipe.

Not sure if I’d ask the person wearing this shirt where they got it or slowly back away…

zeuser comments on May 27, 2024:

Be thankful this guy advertises. Then get the fuck outta there.

Ex-Employee And Former Handler Took Aim At Ivanka, Claimed "Jared Is Gay And It’s An Arranged ...

zeuser comments on May 27, 2024:

If it's true, it's not really unique. Seriously, so what. Is it any worse than Melania's arrangement? I'm guessing there are other secrets far worse in that sorry ass excuse for a family.

I wonder if his groupies will follow him to prison?

zeuser comments on May 26, 2024:

Not immediately, but some will in fact follow him in.

Not what I expected

zeuser comments on May 26, 2024:

Awwwww!

I don’t know what to say.

zeuser comments on May 26, 2024:

Sometimes you need to take what you can get. Just like your mom. 😜

Ahhhh Saturday afternoon finally I get to relax!!!

zeuser comments on May 26, 2024:

King Arthur bumps, eh? Snort a lot in Camelot, Galahad? 🤣

An old timer 😆 A husband and wife were on their way home from the bar one night when they got ...

zeuser comments on May 25, 2024:

Yeah, thanks honey bunch! Geez..

“Integrity is choosing your thoughts and actions based on values rather than personal ...

zeuser comments on May 25, 2024:

I like the definition "doing the right thing even when nobody is watching". The alignment of thought, values, and actions.

Sure tastes good...

zeuser comments on May 25, 2024:

More tequila. Cactus is chock full of protein. 😜

Maybe because they get a hardon watching Gay porn?....

zeuser comments on May 23, 2024:

Like every thing else, that type of animosity is based on ignorance and fear.

It fits perfectly!!! 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on May 23, 2024:

Busily bubbling bullshit

I saw this vehicle in my travels today. This is definitely a cult!

zeuser comments on May 23, 2024:

A cult? I just don't see it. LOL

I’ve actually done this…

zeuser comments on May 23, 2024:

Hey, now, it works!

dementia seems to be a Trump trait

zeuser comments on May 23, 2024:

Steal everything you can, get outta there, shut the fuck up. Good strategy, seems to be working for her and Saudi sucking hubby. 😡

It's been a long ass day!!! 😔🙄😂😂😂

zeuser comments on May 23, 2024:

These all work for me. Just like your mom. 😂 Good set, MG!

[bbc.co.uk] It;s official. I live in a secular country. fantastic !!

zeuser comments on May 21, 2024:

If it was warmer and dryer, I might move there.

Good Taco Tuesday Afternoon!!!

zeuser comments on May 21, 2024:

Ooo, I can tell what you're thinking! Good set, hon.