Good Mourning....

zeuser comments on Aug 31, 2021:

If Samuel L. Jackson had a rooster.

My thoughts exactly! 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Aug 31, 2021:

Tres gauche.

Antivaxxer mail order....

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2021:

I had the laugh reaction, but this is too true to be anything but sad.

Why Jesus walked everywhere...

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2021:

The previously undiscovered gospel of Bob Bafford.

"Songs can't save the world. I've gone through all that." - Bob Dylan

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2021:

Maybe not, Bob, but they aren't useless either. No, not at all.

Update on yesterday's brush fire. Amazing how fast fire swept uphill.

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2021:

Get that list printed! I'm relieved you made it through this. Stay safe.

David Pakman Show - Trump Downplays 9/11 in Humiliating Interview [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2021:

I am beyond hoping for justice to be served. At this point, and I am a little ashamed to admit it, I want revenge on this shitstain of a human, this needless waste of skin, this boil on the ass of America. I want to see him suffer. Sorry. Not sorry.

on HBO a spike lee joint titled "NYC Epicenters 9/11 Through 2021 and a Half" fits well in this ...

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2021:

I'll have to check it out. Lee is very talented, I'd watch anything he produced.

When One Believes in Fairy Tales.... [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2021:

The co-morbidity in this case was arrogant, stubborn, close-minded, hubristic, willful ignorance. I just hope he didn't infect anyone else. Dickwad.

WTF? One, For Today: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2021:

Give it to the idiot judge too. Double the dose, just to be sure.

GOP Pennsylvania Gubernatorial Candidate Pledges to Forcefully Remove Pro-Mask School Board Members ...

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2021:

Do it, you dipshit! Talk about great optics! This is like a guy typing obscenities on his keyboard in a comments section somewhere who never shows when things happen in the real world. Musclehead insecurity, big talking coward, coercion of publicly elected officials, making terroristic threats, yeah, this dingleberry has it all. Asswipe.

Farron Balanced - Trump Loving Grifters Admit They're Broke And Can't Pay Their Lawyers ...

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2021:

I'm sure it seemed like easy money, and a real good idea at the time. If the orange assbag was re-elected, everything would be hunky dory for these criminals. Didn't happen. Here's a tip, make friends with the guards, they can get you shit in prison. LOL

My dear friend Berat's honeymoon is tomorrow. I told him not to think wrestling.

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2021:

Cowgirl, pal. Just makes sense.

I've been hearing that the americans have started consumption of horse medicine for covid is this ...

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2021:

Yeah, the dumber ones are at least. You can also use the medicine to treat parasites in swine. Poison control centers report an uptick in calls. Go figure.

Three cheers for Floraduh.....

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2021:

Supply follows demand.

If you find the pea you win everything you desire with a side order of sex, drugs.

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2021:

This is the Monty Hall problem. Google that, btw. Against all seeming common sense, you should switch.

Yes, due to the ongoing proliferation of ignorance, I am still posting this genre.

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2021:

It is a flat-ass shame that women who make ground-breaking discoveries are relegated to the sidelines of media attention, principally just because they were not men - who would be lionized. I hate this shit. Kati K is a true hero. Who besides all of us here will ever know?

Enjoy yourself, It is later then you think.

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2021:

By this metric, y'all should be thankful that I am, by and large, powerless.

Fits just perfect!!

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2021:

Well yeah.

Great! Keep them coming! Darwin winning![politico.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2021:

Succumbing to stupidity and stubbornness, opting for oblivion. Ta ta.

Never fails to raise a laugh….

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2021:

It's a joke name sir, like Biggus Dickus. Yes, a true classic.

I really hope she likes it.

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2021:

You should hire a ref too, and protect yourself at all times. 😁

Now we know the truth.

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2021:

Wow. This changes everything. It all makes sense now. 🤣

Another Godman adventure....

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2021:

That is the bullseye.

Darwin about to claim another Freedumb Fighter in Texsucks! [dailydot.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2021:

See ya!

In the US they take horse de-wormer while in Africa.

zeuser comments on Aug 27, 2021:

Unless it smells like teen spirit, it's a scam. You're welcome.

We tried to help but nothing is good enough for you.

zeuser comments on Aug 27, 2021:

I buy redskin potatoes, and whatever I use them in, I never peel 'em.

Don't waste money on toy shops

zeuser comments on Aug 27, 2021:

Advanced tech so people can make their own butt plugs. Makes perfect sense.

Our government's budget cuts really starting to hit.

zeuser comments on Aug 27, 2021:

More taxes to fix would mean billionaires couldn't afford to build their own rockets and would have to switch to smaller yachts.

The good old days.

zeuser comments on Aug 27, 2021:

Next to your cell phone and antibiotics?

Well that was fast....

zeuser comments on Aug 27, 2021:

Wow, a gateway for all those mescan rapists. Hide your daughters! Get some hot salsa and chips, you'll be ok.

The Ring of Fire - Trump Supporters Go Nuts After Arizona Ballot Audit Delayed Following COVID ...

zeuser comments on Aug 26, 2021:

Oh FFS.

Apparently, they are all female news presenters in America.

zeuser comments on Aug 26, 2021:

Well we have a black woman and an Asian woman doing local news here in the Raleigh area, so we may be leading the way in newsbabe diversity.

COURT RULING: Their post-election litigation constituted an abuse of the legal system In a ...

zeuser comments on Aug 26, 2021:

Good, these two nitwits are waaay too dangerous to practice law. I wouldn't trust them in the same room with a blender.

The 40-year-old state senator from De Pere has six children Republican Sen.

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2021:

Hard to co-sponsor a bill from the ICU, isn't it Bibb?

More Good Lawyer News! [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2021:

Lordy, what a looney toon. A dying looney toon. Too clever for that vaccine bullshit, eh Shylock? Hahahahaha

Pretty close especially the backfire

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2021:

Yeah, but does it bother you? Depends.

What went wrong in Floriduh? Duh! De Santis was elected governor. [news.yahoo.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2021:

I have friends in Florida. Iam honestly afraid for their safety. This type of "leadership" is criminally incompetent, actively bad. The silver lining here is that the voters in DeSantis' base of support are dropping like flies in a DDT factory.

The GOP’s finest……..

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2021:

Lock em all in a room together for 3 days and they MIGHT be able to figure out how to crack an egg.

Quite the contradiction

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2021:

Like shooting fish in a barrel. But, sadly, the fish don't die.

Today's hike. A cathedral of tall trees.

zeuser comments on Aug 24, 2021:

Looks good to me, hon. Keep on hikin'.

Just a guess here guy but perhaps she is working in the porn industry?... BBC films?...

zeuser comments on Aug 24, 2021:

Good question, this guy is pretty sharp. LOL

When you don't want the party to end, Florida edition! Lol

zeuser comments on Aug 24, 2021:

When the police arrived, the situation gave them paws.

If you want to get your meds from a vet supply...

zeuser comments on Aug 24, 2021:

Fabulous idea.

"Why are we in this world?

zeuser comments on Aug 24, 2021:

Nope, nope, nope, nope.

Trump's Border Wall Torn Apart by Arizona Monsoon Rains by Brian Kahn It turns out ignoring ...

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2021:

Shit. Since the mezcans paid for it, there's nobody you can shake down for a refund. Darn it, you know? 😊

Communication is key

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2021:

Just sing. LA LA LA LA LA. 😜

When that cute nurse invites you out for cocktails...

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2021:

Actually, that sounds pretty relaxing. Something to do while watching repeats of the Cosby show.

Funny quotes for all the men (not) fans.

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2021:

Ouch! A lot of incisive quotes.

Alex Jones in Deep Doo Doo? [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2021:

Bueno! Throw the book at him!

As the deniers drop like flies, I feel my thoughts getting brighter.

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2021:

Let's look at the bright side, Phil. Your troubles are all over now, and you don't have a single problem left to bother you. Dumbass.

Anyone know where I can buy one of these?....

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2021:

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

A man walks into an Indian restaurant. The waiter asks, “have you ever ordered here before?

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2021:

At least the owner didn't try to curry favor.

It's even hard to comment on this.

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2021:

Hmm, I speculate that she would reward *anyone* who wanted to grab that hidden grotto. Gloved or not.

Early Internet cat meme....

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2021:

Hah! This was back when individual bits made a bigger impact on the big picture. Who knows what you call a half byte? It's a nibble! LOL

THE BEST WAY TO STOP THE "Q" CREEPS = CUT OFF THEIR INCOME Patagonia outdoor clothing cut ties ...

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2021:

Fantastic. Pragmatic progressives have to pride themselves on working within the system. Capitalism is a tool, and you can use it a lot of different ways. I am gonna buy some Patagonia stuff, just cuz. ;)

i miss going to school

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2021:

Once you get past "First, lick the tip of your pencil", street smarts offer no help with a test on quadratic equations.

Biden Asks Taliban to Trade One Stephen Miller for One Million Afghan Refugees

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2021:

"Garbage- dildo hybrid cock", now *that* is art.

No Likes, PLEASE!!!!

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2021:

That'll take him down, um, a peg or two.

Medical advice

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2021:

Doctor: Listen, you have GOT to stop masturbating! Patient: But why? Doctor: Because I'm *trying* to examine you!

Sweet home Alabummer! [thedailybeast.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2021:

Nobody saw that one coming, right? RME

Laura Ingraham Reveals She Watches "Django Unchained" Backwards When Flicking Her Bean

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2021:

Flicking her bean, eh? That is right up there with "ringing the devil's doorbell". LOL

My cat loves it when I bring him home a present...

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2021:

He will thank you by bringing you a badly injured but still living vole. LOL

Checks out.

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2021:

Sort of a tautology, but just not bothering to use different words. Yeah, that's how it works.

At This Point, I Initially Deleted This Article: [alternet.

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2021:

Of course they sabotaged it, that was their entire MO. The closest thing that asshole and his nazi cronies came to policy making was to undermine and booby trap anything resembling rational policy. These criminals should be in the hoosegow, worrying about dropping their soap in the shower room.

Pillow guy is committing felonies that are easy to prove now?

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2021:

You can get away with a whole bunch of being crazy and criminal if you have enough money and cultivate enough dumbshit idiots in high places as your buddies. I submit as evidence this fucking ass-clown. I have a suggestion as to where he can put "his pillow".

It probably won’t be the last time!!

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2021:

Hard to fathom, especially when you are doing (what you call) your thinking with only about a dozen or so neurons to rub together. Jerkwad.

REFUSING BLOOD DONATIONS FROM VACCINATED DONORS by Aldous J Pennyfarthing, The Daily KOS ...

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2021:

Why don't y'all go to a kid rock/ted nugent indoor concert and leave your masks at home? That'll certainly own me. Dumbasses.

Basically true

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2021:

Yeah, but all of them are the unfunny ones.

Filed under "I hate to cook".

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2021:

Good plan. Stay low, keep moving.

Tell it like it is gal! :-D

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2021:

Oh my! FWIW, I'd love to see that. 😜

“The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living differ from the ...

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2021:

I'd rather be uneducated than dead. But I take your point.

It sure does

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2021:

I don't understand the attraction of this outfit. It is the Mickey Dee's of coffee, but without the benefit of low prices. 🤷‍

Online dating is dysfunctional. It's online shopping.

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2021:

Good luck, hon! You are due for some good fortune. 😉

Is it just me, or do these seem somehow related?

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2021:

Same reason Roose Bolton had his armor on at the red wedding.

So, What Are all those "Law and Order" GQP's Going to do About This Lunatic? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2021:

That face is how my thumb looks when I've been in the bath tub too long. My thumb, however, is smarter than this shitbird fuckwit, and far more eloquent. They love her in Calhoun, though.

A star trek groaner

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2021:

He ain't wrong.

I am not an optimist, because I am not sure that everything ends well.

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2021:

Anymore, I save time, and expect that the first shot at anything I do won't work, and that what follows will be a hoop jumping pain in the ass. So when it happens, well ok, I called it. But if it doesn't happen, pleasant surprise. I love Havel, BTW, the talented coordinator of the so called velvet revolution.

"Never collect inanimate objects.

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2021:

Hmmm. That is an approach. But nobody touches my martini glasses, cast iron pots and pans, vinyl, or hats without going through me.

Close call!!!

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2021:

I knew there was a trick to it.

He sounds a bit of a let down! :-D

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2021:

It's unusual to get one over on mum.

Gift from Trump to his loyal following.

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2021:

Plus it whitens your teeth! LOL

Dad teaching his wisdom to his daughter. 😆

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2021:

Nice try, you Mook! LOL

Baffled and full of questions he is being shown around by God. "Why am I here?

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2021:

You'll notice, "god" never showed any ID. 😉

This guy did not realize his plight!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 [vm.tiktok.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2021:

Keep stroking!

Maddow Breaks Down How Trump Plot Revelations are Useful to Georgia Election Investigation

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2021:

Ok, hands everybody. Who is surprised?

Another laugh but frown at the same time.

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2021:

You can hear the irony flying directly over their heads.

Historian Baffled? [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2021:

It always gets you when you anticipate the future while only considering what has happened till then. Like the (very good) article says, circumstances change.

Pretty much every time someone opens their mouth these days....

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2021:

All the time.

The Trumpturd explained.

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2021:

Imbeciles rarely have the self-awareness to understand that they are imbeciles.

Well hung Jesus

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2021:

Betcha he made Mary Magdalene say "JESUS CHRIST!" at least one time. LOL

New from Dell....

zeuser comments on Aug 15, 2021:

The bigger the asshole, the better the fisting. Um, that's what they say in the league. LOL

Good morning

zeuser comments on Aug 15, 2021:

Well THAT was handy. 😜

Yes kid because that is what he is all about...

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2021:

This, this right here is what turned me atheist, or at least anti-dogma. I could never figure it out till I understood the whole deal was simple bullshit. I also love seeing young skeptics. Does my heart good. ;)

It would be good if he Topol'd and fell! :-D

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2021:

All night long I'd biddy biddy boo, if I were a wealthy man...

Good question...

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2021:

I know that communion would be tastier, and served with your choice of ketchup or ranch.

The Damage Report - Mike Lindell's Trumpfest CRASHES & BURNS [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Nuttier than a can of smokehouse almonds.

The Storm's calculated electromagnetic point of origin!

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2021:

Look at where the Ley lines converge. We've known this for a while. (I kid.)

Trump fans springing to action.

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2021:

Holy shit, these folks are brownshirts. I know that they grow them this way in Tennessee (sorry to the vols I know and love), but this....this is fucking scary. "We know who you are". I've heard THAT shit before. From criminals. And Nazis. And mobs.

Worst nightmare in truth...

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2021:

In either reality, necromancers rule..