Look at the other dog lol

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2021:

Me too, but when I crawl. LOL

Are you thoughtful in buying gifts?

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2021:

I bet he was ok with this til he saw the boxer shorts.

'Imagine,' blared at the Olympics, is a totalitarian's anthem

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2021:

Hmm. Any relation to "John Barron", I wonder? Bishops are middle management. Nobody listens to them whether they are punching up or down.

Good advice for Catholic clergy....

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2021:

And, uh, that's the gag. LOL

Confronted with proof that the data still existed, they admitted everything was there.

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2021:

What the fuck. This was the plan all along.

I'll pass next time.

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2021:

Then where? On the moon?

Dude, now you "had" 99 problems and karma is one of them.

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2021:

At least he isn't infecting anyone else anymore.

This wasn’t me I hasten to add, they all agreed with my wife1

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2021:

It's good to have your friends stick up for you.

Two old friends caught up for lunch.

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2021:

A natural marketing guy.

Getting ready for a hot wax...

zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2021:

Probably checking how aerodynamic his head is. Like a poor man's wind tunnel.

Marjorie Taylor Greene won’t say if she’s been vaccinated.

zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2021:

A walking example of the ravages of hoof and mouth disease.

$250,000,000 Bail A judge has approved a $250 million bond for Thomas Barrack, a close adviser to ...

zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2021:

No biggie. Shit, I could come up with, let's say, 75 bucks at the drop of a hat. Imagine what this fuckwad could come up with.

Yeah can be obsessive about it

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2021:

I buy arabica dark roasted beans, grind them in a little grinder, make coffee with a french press. I guess that's a little outside of the range of the Keurig/Taster's Choice guys. RME

I changed a light bulb.

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Shit, I'd start a company if I could get this guy to market me. LOL

Which do you think

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Who thinks it's anyone besides the corn?

Oh O!!!! Lol

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Be careful what you ask for....

A good argument for tighter firearm restrictions? :-D

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Somewhere, at some point in time, chameleon blood entered this lad's genetic sequences. LOL

It would be churlish to refuse them really! :-D

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Not just a wet back, but a wet, well, everything!

SAVE AMERICA PAC DONORS GAVE $75,000,000 It was initially formed -- in the immediate wake of ...

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2021:

How appalling! Nobody could have predicted this! A shocking, surprising turn of events! That was my Lindsey Graham impression. Whaddaya think of it?

You know you are popular with the MAGA ladies when....

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Instead of elf on a shelf it's twat in a twat. Not sure if this one passes the smell test. LOL

Agile methodology is about taking up projects that are a higher priority.

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Me: Call me back, ok? Nature: You answer this call NOW mister!

When divorce goes well.

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2021:

If only.

In Portuguese vaccine is spelled vacina, this is quite the Typo for national TV! :-D

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2021:

I guess I should get in line.

Carlson, You're a Dirty Rotten Tucker.

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2021:

C'mon, tell us what you really think. 😜 But yeah, seriously, Carlson is the Axis Sally and the Tokyo Rose of his generation, pure propaganda and absolutely no shame or morality. No integrity either, but you already knew that. 😡

The DISINFORMATION Dozen: [theguardian.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2021:

Proof that being a knuckle-dragging dick is an international phenomenon.

Are you a nightmare dinner guest? I scored zero. 😁

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2021:

Well, I'm allergic to avocados, grapefruit reacts badly with my beta blocker, and I never could see the point of beets. So 3. Everything else on this list, I would eat again.

R U Qualified???

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2021:

Hey, you have to pay cashiers, so I'd settle for a couple of bucks everytime I do this myself.

Thursday morning humor...

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2021:

This reminds me of a nasty joke regarding a one-eyed hooker. LOL

So I hear Bezos new yacht is supposed to be bigger than the Titanic ...

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2021:

"Clearly we need to do everything we can to cut Bezos' taxes, maybe even give him federal money with a negative tax rate." - Moscow Mitch and his marauding band of wealth inequality apologists.

A man walks into a bar and sits next to a hitman who charges $10,000 a bullet The man says "Aren't ...

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2021:

The classics never get old! LOL

Yep that'll show us....

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2021:

Yeah, y'all showed us all right.

Dating site gives "final warning" to man who criticized me for being atheist.

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2021:

Wow. This idiot picked the wrong target to proselytize, didn't he? 🤣

I often miss subtle hints but this one is made for me

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2021:

Aww.

Trump always hires “The Greatest”.

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2021:

Way overdue, too.

Arm chair critic...

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2021:

Arm chair critic, living room sofa sleeper.

It was really hot

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2021:

You can always use more bread, right?

I find this hilarious!

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2021:

JFC, just put his ass in an asylum already.

(Cartoonist Serge Chapeleau, La Presse, Montreal)

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2021:

A couple of dicks.

This guy is hoping trump gets elected in 2024. No pardon for you! [nbcnews.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2021:

You can't swing a dead cat without hitting another one of Trumps Traitors.

When she whispers in your ear....

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2021:

It may not make me pop a rocket immediately, but it would certainly pique my interest.

A young man went into confession crying, and told the priest: “Forgive me father for I have ...

zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2021:

You heard me, get out!

This fucking imbecile is crazy but will go to jail despite her "sovereignty" truly a whack job! ...

zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2021:

All of these people are willfully ignorant and childishly self-deluded.

Dad joke alert! Just treading along, tired but thinking it's been a Goodyear so far. 😆

zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2021:

Looks like something you'd find in the private zoo of the Michelin man.

I am passionate about helping people

zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2021:

I hope this guy remembered to hydrate or someone is going to be disappointed.

Bring it back clean

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2021:

Nice day in the "hood". LOL

A bright, young graduate joined the Internal Revenue Service.

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2021:

Enough to make the IRS guy "bris"tle a bit.

Im gettin super powers

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2021:

Talk about product placement.

Do you like the beach? I love it. My close friend took a nice shot. I hope you like it.

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2021:

Looks like someone forgot to check on the angle of that shot. LOL

Good to know!

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2021:

You don't have to pass an IQ screening test to become a crook.

".

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2021:

He was a good guy. A little bit loose on his guys getting a few extra bucks on the side for whiskey tax evasion. Ironically, Grant liked to "pull the cork". He was a better nuts and bolts president than Lincoln, overall, IMO. The two eras, however, cannot be compared. He had the right idea about how church and state should interact.

No high hopes here

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2021:

Expectations management at its finest.

"I have spent some time watching The Open Championship (formerly known as The British Open), and it ...

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2021:

How to say I'm a narcissistic jackoff without saying I'm a narcissistic jackoff.

Who needs exercise or steroids !

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2021:

This is exactly what I need.

Bye now! Sumbitch! [huffpost.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2021:

Good riddance.

But I like offending them so....

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2021:

Hah! Attaboy Kermit!

Sorry sis, too late for your late bro who was really a fucking moron. [businessinsider.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2021:

I know there are consequences for what you do. But I still feel for these folks.

A good Christian man walked into Walmart and was offered a mask by the store greeter.

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2021:

Nicely done repurposing. 😊

Quite an award!

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2021:

Ooo, a wicked backhand. 😜

The nerve of some people

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2021:

There is no sense of personal space anymore. 😄

There are always two reasons we ever fail at anything, it's that we tried and that it mattered.

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2021:

Truman did some very controversial things, the integration of the armed forces was just one of them. Let's not forget he nuked Japan and told MacArthur to go fuck himself. He really didn't give a shit what people thought of his actions if he thought he was in the right.

‘The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges,...

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2021:

Regardless of what the law says, the rich get away with it lots more than the poor.

So, while watching our nation swirl down the drain these past several years (as the former guy ...

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2021:

I considered this. I think they really need me here.

Duh! Too late dumbass! Arkansaw antivaxer now sorry. [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2021:

My heart breaks for the young lady, victimized by her own mother, dying due to misdirected love. It's a sad story.

Greatest since bikini. People with a high sense of fashion can appreciate.

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2021:

What in the holy fuck?

Let's play "WHICH GOVERNOR IS STUPID TODAY" "Just four red states accounted for more than 40 ...

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Jay-zoo this guy is dangerous. We need the mission impossible team here. Holy shit.

Total lack of self-awareness

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2021:

I might be a cardinal by now? Am I following you here?

General Milley As A Voice of Reason, But Carlson Was Ranting About Him Yesterday: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2021:

When we need it, a hero will appear. At least that's what we all hope.

Dad joke alert!

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2021:

I never heard the brake fluid one. *writing it down*

It happens sometimes....

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2021:

I've been there. Like shaking a stick in the Holland Tunnel.

You want to get me pregnant?

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Hah! Good luck, buddy! LOL

Ones eating a hamburger, the other one a fuckin’ lardbutt.

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Wimpy has the better hat. LOL

Leaders lead by example, and if Trump were a real leader, he could have done so—from the get-go.

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Yeah, you're right. :(

When someone asks me how I remain so calm in times like these when everyone around me is having ...

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Yeah, that works up to a point.

If you want to awaken all of humanity, awaken all of yourself. Lao Tzu

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Not sure if I'd want to awaken mankind, either before or after I awakened myself. It's still a good instruction.

That's the first thing I saw & I'm as smart as I think I am.

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Not as smart as you thought? Who didn't bring the chips, bitch? 🤣

Probably the hat

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Me knowing the options that are on the table (so to speak) would seal it up for me.

Yes much needed lately

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Funny it is.

How many in this group knew this over 5 years ago? [msn.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Watch out for anything "leaked" by the Kremlin. Their best technique is to embed a kernel of believable stuff in the agitprop.

Some G.

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

These guys are getting away with it. There has to be money involved here somewhere. This has to be bad because it's making Mitt sound reasonable.

Under the bridge?

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Following.

Not that anyone cares or is going to do anything about it.

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

A Kremlin leak may well be disinformation. Just hang on. We'll get him.

Yes they did lmao

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

You go, Joe! We need more Scranton guys in the oval office, just sayin.

English is so difficult

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

They are becoming less silent.

Ah man! Lol

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Let's not talk about me, ok? LOL

Hot tea anyone?

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

This is where teabagging can be a bit treacherous.

I think the parents always had a suspicion...

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

How many shades, Missy? Fifty?

That is a fast space frog

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Leaping into the wormhole. Great picture!

When one door closes...

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Mm hmm. 200 bucks, my best offer. LOL

Seems about right...

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

You gotta use the loopholes where you find them. Also, fuck that priest.

Good morning all...

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

I'm going, I'm going! LOL

So true, so true...

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Ouch. Cuts a little close to the bone.

Good to know

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

They won't fight you no matter what you feed them. No guts.

Infrastucture Tax?: [truthout.org]

zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Let's not celebrate just yet. We've got a couple of DINO's to deal with first.

Sounds painful!

zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2021:

I went to a new restaurant here named Karma. Yeah, there is no menu, you get what you deserve.

New Books on The Former Guy: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Where are the guys who did in Epstein when you need them?

An apt description of them

zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Gives a new meaning to the term "asshole buddies".

“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good ...

zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2021:

I might go with yawns, but it's a close call either way.

Wish I’d seen this yesterday…

zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2021:

He had a picture ID, OK?

Greene 'Devastated' She Wasn't Picked for Olympic Equestrian Team - The Pastiche Post

zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Cuts a little close to the bone. Good satire.

When you know what you want to achieve in life, use patience as air cover and keep putting in the ...

zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Ooo. Is that yours, K? I like it.