That smile on his face. 😂

zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Free the nipple!

Well that was brutal!

zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Ouch!

Steak

zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Wow! In the "Absurd Anthropomorpic" category, this would take home the top prize.

Follow for more cooking tips

zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Hmm, never thought of that.

Smart Kid!

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Playing the long game, very clever.

I just don't understand how they don't see it.

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2021:

What's that old saw? There are none so blind as those who will not see.

Could be a good deal, what do you think?

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Is there a rear camera? 😜

Even she sees it

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2021:

For the discriminating convict who wants to stay chic while enduring home incarceration.

"I do declare to you 'pon my oath as a gentleman, three score and 10% of all facts upon the ...

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2021:

This quote is often wrongly attributed to Lincoln. It was actually said by Ulysses S. Grant at the San Diego Comic Con in 1867.

Definitely should be worded differently

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Hell, I'd buy a ticket to that.

Might be a good way to find a few dates girls....

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2021:

*I'd* pay to hear that.

You do voodoo.

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Voodoo? Oh FFS, I'd just make a couple calls. ;)

Do you think that human genetics which gave us higher levels of abstract thought and language, also ...

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Peer pressure plays a huge role in all of this. I was raised in a catholic family and a heavily ethnic catholic small town. It was a cultural piece of everyone's identity - the Irish kids went to St. Mary's, the Italian kids went to St. Anthony's, us polaks and eastern europeans went to St. Casimir's, the Russians and the Ukies went to St. Michael's. Each parish had a social hierarchy. I was an altar boy, FFS, mostly because I liked the juice it gave me socially. I ALWAYS thought that the dogma was horseshit, but I played along laughing up my sleeve the whole time. There was no abstract dimension to the religion I was by happenstance thrust into. Now, as far as everyone else was concerned, a lot of those folks sincerely believed that crap, but a lot of it was about them clustering together in tribal parishes, speaking their native languages and cooking ethnic foods for the church picnics, feeling superior to the other ethnic groups. But I did answer yes to the poll question. The abstract thought part surely plays a role for most folks, but there are other factors involved as well.

We all want this , Donnie Jr in prison orange being greeted by those who want to know him

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2021:

I'd love to see that little cokehead handling dirty sheets and scorched underwear in the prison laundry.

Odd, don't you think?

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2021:

It can't just be a coincidence.

Here's a thought...

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Ya know, that just might work!

“…but be not afraid of greatness.

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2021:

And some have it because nobody else wants to do it.

Kind of like I did...

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Fabulous question.

Nothing like a rotten egg...

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2021:

It's over, sweetie. Over easy.

Around 500 so far, some are already pleading guilty rather than face a public trial.

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2021:

I wish I still had the key boys, but I threw it away. 😡

A plan to reinstate Donald Trump as president circulated at CPAC A 7-point-plan to reinstate ...

zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2021:

That's hilarious. Yeah, I can totally see the black caucus throwing in with the republicans and ousting Pelosi in favor of Trump, why shouldn't they, right? Then the part where both Biden and Harris are impeached and removed, that sounds easy, doesn't it? And they can accomplish all of this in a matter of "days"? Genius! This is nobel prize material! *pounding the floor laughing*

Some people....

zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2021:

Hey, it happens. * ahem *

He would never do it even if he could

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2021:

Make a picture of him walking past a Micky D's and a KFC without stopping in. Now that is something I guarantee he has never done. LOL

An elderly couple are sitting in a tavern celebrating their anniversary, and the husband asks the ...

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2021:

Keeping the spark alive!

god i wish that were me.

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2021:

I've heard of smoking after sex, but this, this is way too extreme.

Perfect response

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2021:

These people self-identify as individuals who deserve no respect. No matter what happens or how they pretend to change in the future, I respect none of them forever. They don't care about that, but it makes things a whole lot easier for me.

New Research Suggests Marjorie Taylor Greene is a 'Sentient Klan Rally'

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2021:

Plausible. This can be a story arc in any of the TV series in the arrowverse.

I would love this. Want to have a watch party if it happens? [huffingtonpost.co.uk]

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2021:

This would in fact be must watch TV, but the point of the lawsuit has nothing to do with the social media platforms. It is using those platforms as a lightning rod for the far right, creating a nonsensical enemy he can demonize and spin demagoguery about (which I admit, he's good at) to shake more money from his dumb-as-a-box-of-crayons followers. In fact, I saw that he is already fundraising off of this. The grift never ends when you are a seasoned conman like the slobbering insane twice-impeached ex-president is. It will never get to the deposition stage, just watch.

The biggest piece of dog shit.

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2021:

And what about that hair. Yeah, he's a major league, grade A, industrial strength shitpile all right.

The death of Ashli Babbitt offers the purest distillation of Donald Trump’s view of justice...

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2021:

I've said this many times, the only justice this orange asshole will ever face will be at the hands of a mob.

Jared Kushner: 'I don't give a f— about the future of the Republican Party' | VozWire

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2021:

Jared is just a common criminal who happened to be blessed with the emotional range and physical form of a JC Penny's mannequin.

Cheapest security system ever!!!

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2021:

Good idea. For hard core cases, give him a dildo dick to chew on.

Finally...She told the truth!!!

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2021:

Maybe, just maybe, you LOOK like a horrible person because you ARE a horrible person.

Poor little Trumpty Dumpty claims he was being censored by Twitter, Google and Facebook.

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2021:

This is how he shows all the people he grifted and received donations from what they might consider a "return on investment".

Matt could be in deep Kimchi, federal prosecutors don't just not oppose continuances in sentencing ...

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2021:

Gaetz is a perv, but this Greenberg guy seems like a prototypical weasel.

Can we encourage them to go

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2021:

Sure, good idea, y'all go to Russia where men are men, the national sport is vodka, and everybody either dies young or goes to prison. Your kind of place. Sorry, no PBR.

There's a reason for the euphemism

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2021:

The classics never get old. :)

Do the math

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2021:

Some things are intuitively true. This is one of them.

That sounds like fun

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2021:

I do it too, but nothing registers on my fitbit for some odd reason.

You have to be careful how you word your searches. I was looking for a paint stripper.

zeuser comments on Jul 6, 2021:

Ooo, let me write that down. 😄

Probably poor reception there

zeuser comments on Jul 6, 2021:

Let alone enough air.

Red Bull gives U.......

zeuser comments on Jul 6, 2021:

Won't work without the feather. Just sayin'.

Now that's a place to visit

zeuser comments on Jul 6, 2021:

Can I get my cocktail after the BJ? Or is that extra?

I hope he gets indicted next

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2021:

This is a potentially fatal case of "what aboutism" taken just a little too far. Which with the talking yam, I enjoy watching. Yeah let's indict him.

ok whose pet is this!?

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2021:

5G, eh? It's the ghost of Triggggger.

Very wise woman...

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2021:

If your tongue itches, you may want to reconsider your approach.

Fucking sellout

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2021:

Hang on a minute, I've got a coupon for the Baja Blast.

that's a good one

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2021:

Great gag! Very funny.

NYS Attorney General and Manhattan DA Cy Vance as well

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2021:

I've always predicted that when the shit hit the fan, he'd bolt. The time is nigh, let us hope.

As more people become more intelligent they care less for preachers and more for teachers.

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2021:

I dunno, a lot of smart people I know are still completely fooled when it comes to listening to their preacher of choice. Sadly so, I'm afraid. I *wish* this quotation was accurate, though.

Once a Sleazball (I'm trying to use "nice" language here), Always a Sleazeball: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2021:

This loathsome son of a bitch has it coming.

He's not wrong...

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2021:

Awww, we all do it. Come on, it's fun and you know it.

If not prison then this please

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2021:

If only. Certifiably delusional.

U just can't win.....

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2021:

You just figured this out? That's life, muchacho.

The 2024 Repug pickings are slim. Criminal - Cry-baby - Weakling - Dimwit ... Your pick?

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2021:

All they need is a cream pie, a seltzer bottle, and a tiny car they can all get in and ride around. *cue the calliope*

Trump called it "A political Witch Hunt by the Radical Left Democrats" The Trump Organization and...

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2021:

Al Capone said it was all bullshit too. He died of syphilis in a jail cell.

Self drive

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2021:

Well, sometimes it leaves him in the divorce settlement.

Well, it works with the help of your American cousins!

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2021:

Nice meme, but no.

An homage to the original ❤

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2021:

Very nice.

Tweety never saw the second floor of the White House. Guess why?

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2021:

What in the actual fuck? Really?

Trump org could be headed to the trashheap of history [forbes.

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2021:

That's too fucking bad! 🤣👍

The math checks out. 😄

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2021:

Well, if it's a fairly fresh corpse, it's really hot, and it's an otherwise very nice pool....

I already know that I want my son to be.

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2021:

Yeah, but what does he predict? "I'm gonna get a boner in the next 5 minutes" will only get you so far.

He sure does lol

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2021:

It's the clicker training. I guarantee it.

Trump Rambles On Newsmax After Being Asked What Melania Is Up To: VIDEO - Comic Sands

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2021:

From what little I read before I started to retch, she is low key, but not low key. This is a Schroedinger's cat situation. Except they are all crooks and insurrectionists. Melania does, to be fair, have nice tits.

Arizona GOP: Maricopa Audit Revealed Unicorn Pubes and Sasquatch Urine Used to Tamper With Ballots

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2021:

Hey, it all fits! Wake up, sheeple! LOL LOL ROFLMAO

Holy Shit!

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2021:

Ok, I type in LOL a lot. But I actually did laugh out loud on this one. :)

finally saved enough money to build my dreamhouse! What do you guys think?

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2021:

Hell yeah! Step it up!

Time to sweat

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2021:

Couldn't happen to a nicer lunatic. Crazy ass tool.

Star wars fans will get this

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2021:

Ah yes, the Admiral Akbar imported potato.

Yup finally do

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2021:

When you eat to sustain muscle growth, but then stop working out, well...

Big splash zone

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2021:

That is a very thoughtful warning. LOL

Grumpy old man

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2021:

I bet, and this is just a guess, he smells like piss, ass cheese, and just a touch of smegma....maybe the aroma of cheap bourbon. Oh, and Trump toe jam. Yeah.

It's been a long day lol

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2021:

No, just fucking no.

I can't argue with this one. Can you?

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2021:

No argument from me.

I was hoping it might be delayed this year

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2021:

If you've never heard of erectile dysfunction awareness day, that's because it doesn't come at all. :(

Finally revealed

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2021:

Getting easier to hear the 3 K's.

Satanists Plan to Symbolically Take Over the Bladensburg Peace Cross in Maryland | Hemant Mehta | ...

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2021:

Oh my. This is bound to make the Christers, wait for it, cross. 🤣😜

I don't mean to brag, but...

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2021:

If you weren't making any noise I don't think the librarian had a strong case.

Nature lover

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2021:

Morning wood.

Hey, we here in Floriduh are dumb as fuck and if you do not believe me read this! [msn.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2021:

No vaccination can protect you from your own foolish, willful ignorance.

I could have SO much fun writing product labels!

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2021:

This sort of shit can make a career in technical writing fulfilling. The icing on the cake.

Trump organization could have criminal charges as early as next week Text in comments

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2021:

Yeah, yeah.

Is the DOJ Working It? [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2021:

Let's see how far it goes. I have hopes.

Back-side driver vs back-seat driver? :-D

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2021:

I think I understand why not.

Shouldn't the candles be black?

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2021:

Hey OMH, where the hell are kids gonna get black candles? LOL

Making Alexa an accessory...

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2021:

Hey, it's worth a shot.

“In our reasonings concerning matter of fact, there are all imaginable degrees of assurance, ...

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2021:

He was featured in a course I took, The History of Economic Thought. Hume was a monetarist and had a notion of the comparative advantage theory of international trade. He thought inequality of wealth was a good thing, but also favored heavy taxation.

Just learned that my Aunt Maude has passed away in the Mental Hospital where she has been getting ...

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2021:

Now *there's* a story with a twist.

Nobody in their right mind would fraudulently lie to the government, would they?

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2021:

As richly as he deserves summary execution for treason, he will waltz away without any consequences. Rich, white, republican males generally do. :(

Where there's fat, there's flavor.

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2021:

Take 'em where you can find 'em.

The current situation in the Republican party, nationally and the state level.

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2021:

Well that cuts pretty close to the bone, doesn't it? I was never a big fan of Lucy, BTW.

Rudy G. Suspended by New York Court, Trump will deny knowledge of the guy. [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2021:

Maybe he can be a lawyer in the Ukraine, or Moscow. LOL Lying dumbass.

Love that these two are friends

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2021:

Cash makes strange bedfellows. LOL

If it isn’t the little pussy who called on the Justice Dept.

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2021:

I remember this. Lordy, what pathetic wankstain.

And Scotland loses by a head!

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2021:

Let's get this down to a singing competition and level the playing field, shall we?

A mother and father take their 6 year old son to a nude family beach.

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2021:

Nice touch, St.

She asked

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2021:

Ok, she asked for it, but this is a pyrrhic victory. Couch time for this poor bastard. Or maybe see if Becky is still up. LOL :)

I thought it was great but my mate didn't.

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2021:

An even better play in the comment than in the meme, both groaningly superb. ;)

Once it’s out, it’s out and that goes for messages to

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2021:

Tres embarrassing!