Poor guy

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2021:

And that is the plane truth. LOL

Circles, what's with circles? I can't see the points to them.......LOL.

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2021:

I can see your point. coming around. And then, it goes around. ;)

Seven justices - including two appointed by Donald Trump - rejected, for the third time, a ...

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2021:

Why? It's their brand, fer fuck's sake.

There are 2 kinds of olive oil....

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2021:

The beer bottle top is a nice touch.

Do married ants live longer?

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2021:

The married ants live the same amount of time. It just seems longer.

If you ever find yourself among a group of people while you’re wearing a mask and they start ...

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2021:

I bet at least one of the guys mocking you would try to charge you with assault. Because that's how they are.

CELEBRATE YOGA DAY Yoga has many "aasana"s (poses). This is most popular.

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2021:

I can also do salsasana, bananasana, pastasana, bolognasana, and when I travel, Ramadasana. LOL

Missouri Man Arrested For Threatening To Kill two Congressmen SPRINGFIELD, Mo.

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2021:

Here is someone who should, as part of any sentencing after conviction, be required to have "Poor impulse control" tattooed on his forehead.

McConnell Blasts Dems for Expanding Supreme Court Instead of 'Stealing Seats Like Patriots'

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2021:

Yeah, there's a right way and a wrong way. LOL

Clean up Aisle 3

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2021:

Well, that sucks. LOL

Who believes in life after death

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2021:

Me. But not my life. That will be finished. Life after my death is almost guaranteed, just not mine.

He also said he would leave.

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2021:

He lied, you think?

As Nelson would say,"haha"

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2021:

That's beautiful! A perfect metaphor! :)

From Thos. Jefferson's great, great....Grandson: [luciantruscott.substack.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2021:

This is treason, plain and simple. I'm angry all over again.

Trump appointee complains to judge that spreading footage of his Capitol attack is making him look ...

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2021:

We need an emoji of someone pinching the bridge of his nose.

Airlines Denying Plans to Force Flyers to Weigh-In Before Boarding After the Federal Aviation ...

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2021:

On the ten seaters I flew between Colorado and Wyoming in the early 80's, they actually did weigh you and told you what side of the plane to sit on. They weighed your luggage too. They didn't have x-rays, some matronly lady actually opened your bags and looked through them. No lie!

Tucker Carlson Called 'Dead Wrong,' 'Tinfoil-Hat' Crazy after his Baseless Claim of FBI Role in ...

zeuser comments on Jun 17, 2021:

Anti-American asswipe says what?

What else did I do? Lol

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2021:

That has happened to me. And I never found out WTF it was all about. It was a good rumor though, I'll give you that. Long time ago. ;)

I woodn't know. 😆

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2021:

He was board. LOL

Fred is dead...

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2021:

He was a fun-guy. LOL

She said it not me , But it's her

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2021:

Yikes!

hay laid down for cows exhaling beneath fireflies. morning brings coffee.

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Nice! The season is implicit. Very good!

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Well, if you read that to the end, at least you have perseverance. Human colon should not be eaten, to be clear. That's assuming Jane's friend was a human. LOL

Trump CFO Allen Weisselberg could face indictment as soon as this summer: NYT [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2021:

He looks like the guy from Boardwalk Empire who jumps out the window when he knows the shit is headed his way. But with this mob, things can often disappear.

Chasing people

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2021:

I can guarantee my son has used this little ploy with me. The details differ. To be fair, I taught him the technique.

Your age in beers

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Worked for me, but it was a year short for my 96 year old dad. He doesn't drink, so that may explain it. LOL

Humpback Whale Swallows Lobster Diver Whole - Then Spits Him Back Out Cape Cod lobster diver ...

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2021:

This guy just earned the title "Prince of Whales". The whale probably wanted to lose weight and thought that this guy was a new variety of "Baleen Cuisine". Good one, Johnny.

A pubican leading a pubican! 😆😂 [businessinsider.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Oh geez, he wasn't in it for the ego, eh Mike? Where do we even begin, and why should we even try?

Be careful

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2021:

I'm good. LOL

Nearly half of North Carolina rioters who stormed the Capitol for Trump didn't even vote in the 2020...

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2021:

Voting is too slow for these fuckwits. They want their shit immediately. If you don't teach what civics is all about, here's what you get. Ten to one, twenty to one, the amount of people home-schooled who had a formal introduction to the concept of civics and public engagement is under 10 percent, and probably under 5 percent.

Just was sent this!

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2021:

Melania gets no sympathy from me. She made her choices.

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day.

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2021:

They melt pretty fast, too. LOL

or minding your business, apparently

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2021:

He's got a lot of company.

Hanging it up

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2021:

Send him to law school, he's good at finding loopholes.

beware of this man.

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2021:

He's a sleaze bag, but his clothes are spotless!

Is Lara Trump in Trouble? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2021:

Nothing really ever happens to these assholes. I'd love to see some serious consequences, just one time.

Whatever it takes...

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2021:

It's the little things that make life worth living.

Wrong answer

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2021:

Hey, it was worth a shot.

My kind of gym

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2021:

THAT is marketing!

Anti-shark hat

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Hah! I am pounding on the floor laughing! *POFL*

Works for me! Prison now!!! [politicususa.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Ya know, a bunch of this stuff 'looks promising', but I would bet that they all walk away virtually scot-free.

Cheer's to that! Lol

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Dino can speak with authority from either perspective. 😜

What a fucking bitch! [queerty.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Poor Lady G. The consensus here seems to be that he's a twat. I'll go with that. Wait, a *pathetic* twat. Yeah, that's better.

Dumped again...

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2021:

That will do it.

& to think how monetized that crap is now!

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2021:

If someone unfollows him, that's a big issue.

Coming Down on Sessions and Barr? [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2021:

Yeah, let's see how it plays out. I am not hopeful for anything that remotely resembles honest justice. I am more than willing to be surprised.

Capitol rioter's attorney goes off on Trump for 'letting the dummies take the hit' while he went ...

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2021:

Well, why have dummies if you can't let them take the hit for you. Duh.

Trump's Ukraine negotiator appears to have lied under oath during the first impeachment trial: ...

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Who's surprised? Anyone? Anyone?

New York DA office may have just 'found their insider' in the Trump Organization: former Mueller ...

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Very good! I want to hear the sound of a talking yam in the slammer!

entertainment in the past

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2021:

This is why cable tv was such a big improvement.

How sheep get away

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2021:

That is a great gag. Perfect.

Mrs.

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2021:

Never gets old. It's a great joke.

Four on four

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2021:

Waaaaaait just one minute here. We all know that bears use the woods, not a toilet.

France's Macron given a good slapping! Why isn't this happening more around the world, there are ...

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2021:

I bet there are a fair number who pay someone to slap them, but in the privacy of their own dungeon.

Every time!

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2021:

It's hard to advance the eternal struggle on an empty kitty kat tummy. ;)

They seem to know our every move.

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2021:

Uh oh. Tell me YYYYYYYY?!?

Coming this summer

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2021:

No, no! THAT decision doesn't advance the silly plotline!

This could be hilarious

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2021:

Looks good on them. Very stylish. LOL

A good day except for

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2021:

TJ's music never gets old!

We figured it out!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2021:

Nothing more oppressive than that Arizona fog.

Rule 1: We don't talk about Fart Club...

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2021:

Stay away from the bean sprouts, Dobbin.

(Please don't tell me I have to make sure to label a Post here Satire, too.

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2021:

Hey, now, I wrote down a couple of tips. LOL

Nobody's perfect...

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2021:

He was asking for it.

I guess you get what you asked for

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2021:

I bet they gave that poor little pup the ride of his life!

Even though he is finally out of office he still manages to entertain us with his buffoonery.

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2021:

He meant to do it. It's the new style. It'd be beyond hilarious if Miller, Bannon, Flynn, Giuliani, Junior, Eric, and all his other idiotic pilot fish start wearing them backwards too.

Do you have a special talent?

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2021:

That's about the same caliber as my special talents. I also have the one illustrated.

“The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next”. Ralph Waldo Emerson

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2021:

It's why Greek and Norse "gods" show up in so many superhero movies.

'So interesting': Trump pitched on idea to run for House, become Speaker | TheHill

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2021:

Because he's such a great negotiator, right? LOL

United Airlines to Buy 15 Ultrafast Airplanes from Start-Up Boom Supersonic Its been 18 years ...

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2021:

Reminded me of this.

Thwarting Karma .

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2021:

That's beautiful.

One happy fish!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2021:

The sad part, he only gave her a fin.

Irony of Life. 😁

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2021:

Oh my, no pal. Not even close.

That would be hilarious

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2021:

If only.

(Just to emphasize, as should be obvious by the name of the Site, this is Satire.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2021:

"...It’s a tale as old as time, really." Yes, Mike. Yes it is. LOL

RNC Threatens To Boycott 2024 Presidential Debates; Cites Trump Complaints – Deadline

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2021:

I agree the debates in their current incarnation are useless. I'd rather see requirements for candidates to support any claims with evidence and be called out when engaging in any logical fallacy. I support mute buttons for candidates who try to overtalk their opponents alloted time to speak, and mute-enforced time limits on all answers or statements.

Oh, Da Joy of it!! [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2021:

Fry his bald wingnut trumper ass.

I don't know about you but I'd take my chances! :-D

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2021:

I'll be the one providing the injections, thankyewverymuch.

Do you like bicycling?

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2021:

That's the town bicycle. Everybody gets a ride.

What that's all about defeats me, captions if you will? :-D

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2021:

C'mon, you never saw anyone who talks out of their ass?

C'mon, teachers, have more sense of humour. 😂

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2021:

I heard this interview. Yeah, I heard it through the grapevine.

The incredible “Bulk”.

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2021:

My eyes! My EYES!

For $500 you can get a personalized video message from Donald Trump Jr – and support mercenary ...

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2021:

I have a hard time believing this, it sounds too much like work, and that whole sad incestuous family is noted for its aversion to exerting any kind of effort to make a buck. But, if morons are willing to give you money for reading a message they probably wrote, ok then, low hanging fruit I guess. Asswipes, all of 'em.

With 2.

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2021:

A lot of people maybe didn't see this. You should probably post one more time. You're welcome.

These idiots couldn’t operate an elevator.

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2021:

They aren't in office right now, but it doesn't mean they are gone. Unfortunately.

General, Hellos & Goodbyes Well my friends and co site users, it’s time for me to leave.

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2021:

So long, sweetie, sorry to see you go but I understand the motivation. You can always come back every once in a while you know, no rule against that. Live well.

Not a real one.

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2021:

Hey, he asked.

That's why I smile a lot

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2021:

I smile and I cringe in equal measure when reviewing my past poor decisions.

Texas Gov'r Unhappy that His Disenfranchisement Bill Failed: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2021:

Abbott has been an industrial strength flat-assed douche nozzle for a long time now. They love him in Waco, though.

"It is now highly feasible to take care of everybody on Earth at a higher standard of living that ...

zeuser comments on May 31, 2021:

From one of the most incisive minds ever.

👍👍👍👍😊

zeuser comments on May 31, 2021:

I've tried. It doesn't work that way.

What would you add?

zeuser comments on May 31, 2021:

High voter turnout. Higher corporate taxes. Well-funded public schools.

Republican agenda....

zeuser comments on May 31, 2021:

Priorities, you know? :(

who knew, Davros was a republican ( T)alk of democracy, freedom, fairness.

zeuser comments on May 30, 2021:

He even looks like that Thune guy.

God loves the honest. Good for you, kids! 😆

zeuser comments on May 30, 2021:

Smell ya later! LOL

That would be funny

zeuser comments on May 30, 2021:

Ordinarily, I'd mock the concept of holy water. But in MTG's case, I'd say it's worth a shot.

not a good thing to say in a mexican prison.

zeuser comments on May 30, 2021:

Jesus: Good, good, keep hammering me.

This in from my cousin.

zeuser comments on May 30, 2021:

Insurrectionists recounting ballots to prove they actually won sounds like spectacularly bad idea too.

“Even if you cannot change all the people around you, you can change the people you choose to be ...

zeuser comments on May 30, 2021:

I've learned a lot about eliminating negative people in my life recently. I don't feel any lonelier, to be honest. Bennett is right, choose your companions with care.

Sorry but not sorry. Karma!!! [meaww.com]

zeuser comments on May 30, 2021:

Deliberate ignorance can be fatal. I feel sorry for his wife and little boy.

Getting the last laugh

zeuser comments on May 30, 2021:

Very sneaky. LOL