Constitutional derelicts.

OldGoat43 comments on Feb 12, 2021:

Those are the ones who have set my prejudice against many of the Repugs.

zeuser replies on Feb 12, 2021:

Yep, that's "the squad" all right.

Constitutional derelicts.

anglophone comments on Feb 12, 2021:

What concerns me is the number of intellectually bankrupt and morally bankrupt senators who are in Capitol Hill.

zeuser replies on Feb 12, 2021:

Count the ones who aren't instead. It's a waaay shorter list.

Here's a screenshot I took of Donald Trump's two lawyers, hard at work - strategizing over his legal...

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2021:

That first guy was, I dunno, luggage. You get what you pay for.

zeuser replies on Feb 11, 2021:

@silverotter11 Happy to help. :)

Here's a screenshot I took of Donald Trump's two lawyers, hard at work - strategizing over his legal...

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2021:

That first guy was, I dunno, luggage. You get what you pay for.

zeuser replies on Feb 11, 2021:

@silverotter11 No, of course not. That was my point. Why people agree to represent him at all, now, is a mystery to me. That's how you wind up with the empty beer bottles Trump is putting forward.

No matter what the verdict in his second trial, we all know what the truth is.

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2021:

If this was all meant to undermine the faith we have in our system of government. it's working on me. The small shreds of integrity that some of the R's are showing sort of keeps me from letting it all go completely.

zeuser replies on Feb 10, 2021:

@BirdMan1 Trump did view this all in personal terms, no doubt. He views everything like that. Putin however wanted this sort of chaos, and was a key reason why he wanted Trump in office in the first place.

This explains a lot.

glennlab comments on Feb 8, 2021:

That was the most masks worn at one time in South Florida since Covid began

zeuser replies on Feb 8, 2021:

Before as well as after the game, evidently.

Stormy says it was the worst 90 seconds of her life, Cohen and Daniels team ujp to dish on Trump ...

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2021:

Trump has fucked countless people, but Stormy has figured out how to make a buck at it. Good on her.

zeuser replies on Feb 8, 2021:

@glennlab There are a lot more who got stiffed. At least those two got some cash out of the deal.

I can write a post or a reply, but I cannont submit with a void javascript error.

HippieChick58 comments on Feb 4, 2021:

I don't think I'd know what that was if it bit me.

zeuser replies on Feb 5, 2021:

No need, looks like it's been fixed.

The pizza must get through

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2021:

I'm still trying to picture some poor kid delivering pizzas on a freakin' motorcycle.

zeuser replies on Feb 3, 2021:

@Moravian We are a bit more spread out where I am. The *closest* pizza place to me is about 2 and a half miles away. It would be cold if delivered on a moped, especially if the guy was delivering to more than one customer per trip.

Saturday's bashing

mcgeo52 comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Regarding the first one: Prosecutors are standing by. At this point the line looks something like: • SDNY for cases handed off by Mueller. • EDVa for cases handed off by Mueller. • US Atty DC for cases handed off by Mueller. • NY AG for financial crimes (e.g., bank fraud, tax fraud, ...

zeuser replies on Jan 30, 2021:

I think you're right about waiting for Garland to be confirmed. He's gonna need a little time to digest it and get to know his guys, but when they figure out the path, balls to the wall baby.

Alternate Facts? How About an Alternate Being? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2021:

I'm wondering whether she is going to blame this on her staff posting on her behalf when she is the star - if that's what you want to call it - of this horrible harassment video. I hope she gets drummed out of congress and ostracized by society at large.

zeuser replies on Jan 28, 2021:

@BirdMan1 That would be a good start. I would also restrain her from coming into close contact with kids. She is dangerous.

Pency is "resentful," is he?

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2021:

I also read that he is moving around because he has received numerous death threats from some "very fine people" and doesn't want his whereabouts to be commonly known. Now, he IS a dick, and he brought this on himself even if he didn't know he was doing it, but I mean c'mon. I guess I should stop ...

zeuser replies on Jan 27, 2021:

@BirdMan1 Oooo, let me take a guess. Cuz he's a hypocritical coward with no balls and even less faith than the "heathens" he persecutes?

Now here is a dish with a peel.

HankSherman comments on Jan 27, 2021:

Pickle radish, mustard, and catsup to taste..

zeuser replies on Jan 27, 2021:

If I didn't know better, I'd guess you were in your first trimester. LOL

just for laughs and you’ve got to be kidding.

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2021:

I'm still trying to work through how exactly corn flakes can keep you from flogging the dolphin.

zeuser replies on Jan 27, 2021:

@JackPedigo I am still not understanding how all that stuff on top of cornflakes keeps you from spanking the monkey. Maybe it's just me.

just for laughs and you’ve got to be kidding.

Willow_Wisp comments on Jan 27, 2021:

How did masturbation become our big taboo? It's mine, I'll do or not do with it as I wish.

zeuser replies on Jan 27, 2021:

@Beowulfsfriend I saw what you did there!

Pency is "resentful," is he?

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2021:

I also read that he is moving around because he has received numerous death threats from some "very fine people" and doesn't want his whereabouts to be commonly known. Now, he IS a dick, and he brought this on himself even if he didn't know he was doing it, but I mean c'mon. I guess I should stop ...

zeuser replies on Jan 27, 2021:

@Freedompath Pence was finished, politically, when Trump picked him up. He was an unpopular ex-governor with no prospects of elective office in Indiana when the Trump train decided to forge a closer bond with evangelicals, anti-LGBTQ groups, and outright fundamentalist misogynists - a lot of overlap there - and Pence was just the guy. With no prospects of his own, and a fading radio show his only venture, Pence jumped at the chance. What a mistake, right?

just for laughs and you’ve got to be kidding.

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2021:

I'm still trying to work through how exactly corn flakes can keep you from flogging the dolphin.

zeuser replies on Jan 27, 2021:

@JackPedigo I used to eat corn flakes, they didn't work. ;)

just for laughs and you’ve got to be kidding.

Willow_Wisp comments on Jan 27, 2021:

How did masturbation become our big taboo? It's mine, I'll do or not do with it as I wish.

zeuser replies on Jan 27, 2021:

Is that a Tralfamadorian?

Foot adornments from around the world - Detroit --> Mar-a-Lago

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Awww, that's not fair! I'm not saying it isn't funny, but it isn't fair either. Edit addition: Ok, the Mar--Lago one is in fact fair, and still pretty funny. :)

zeuser replies on Jan 27, 2021:

@Diogenes I'll make a couple calls and see what I can do. LOL

Now here is a dish with a peel.

bobwjr comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Forgot the mayo

zeuser replies on Jan 27, 2021:

BYOM, Bob.

Could explain things

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Gopher big hit, gopher big weather. LOL

zeuser replies on Jan 27, 2021:

@MsDemeanour I don't know, I went for the cheap pun. 😜

Now here is a dish with a peel.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 26, 2021:

A little mayo, liven it right up.

zeuser replies on Jan 26, 2021:

Mayo on a banana sandwich? Kinky. 🤣

Saagar Enjeti: Trump’s Third Party Will DESTROY The GOP, No Matter What Happens [youtube.

Freedompath comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Trump will NEVER be able to offer up anything but more insanity! My hope is that more people can see where trump is taking them...down a ‘prime rose path,’ to their demise...and save themselves!

zeuser replies on Jan 26, 2021:

Some people never learn. They believe as they do because they WANT to believe it.

For animal lovers everywhere.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 26, 2021:

I don't do that kind of shit (pun intended), but I do know they make chains expressly for that so one can pull the baubles back out.

zeuser replies on Jan 26, 2021:

I believe they are called "beads". I read that in People Magazine.

Keilar calls out Dr.

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2021:

If you stay somewhere to try to fix the problem, and you can't, you are then a part of the problem.

zeuser replies on Jan 26, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo Ya got me, Loo!

Trump Pardons Do Not Quite Cover All the Ground: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2021:

When you work for a sloppy moron, you have to expect to get some poo poo on you. Flynn is the prick I wish we could get. I wonder if the pardon includes his seditiously calling for the imposition of martial law in a public document?

zeuser replies on Jan 26, 2021:

@Freedompath Evidently it was Pence who made the call. It was like that Twilight Zone where the ventriloquist dummy comes to life.

Keilar calls out Dr.

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2021:

If you stay somewhere to try to fix the problem, and you can't, you are then a part of the problem.

zeuser replies on Jan 26, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo After a couple of glasses of wine, I don't really pay that much attention to spelling either. LOL

Keilar calls out Dr.

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2021:

If you stay somewhere to try to fix the problem, and you can't, you are then a part of the problem.

zeuser replies on Jan 25, 2021:

@chalupacabre He actively contradicted his dummy boss many times, and he wasn't fired because he was so popular. Another profile in courage from Fauci, and a profile in cowardice by the ex-president and yet-to-be-convicted traitor. Oh, and I edit stuff to fix spelling errors all the time. Sometimes, they slip through though.

Lonely at Mar-a-Largo? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Maybe he can take the Trump University course "How to Make People Like You"..🤣

zeuser replies on Jan 24, 2021:

@freeofgod Well done, smothered in ketchup. 🤣

Skeptical Republicans. Their belief in the afterlife only goes so far.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Jan 24, 2021:

This is wrong on so many levels. No god, if there was, republicans wouldn’t go to heaven, and finally they don’t really believe the conspiracy, it’s typical gaslighting and projecting from the fascist narcissists they are.

zeuser replies on Jan 24, 2021:

Sometimes a gag is just a gag.

Good point.

Willow_Wisp comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Trump can't even come up with a slogan, he stole "Make America Great Again" from Reagan. I don't know that Melania stole from Michelle herself, it's just as likely Trump had someone modify the speech to sound like some kind of long range unlikely Melania ringer speech, and we're supposed to believe...

zeuser replies on Jan 24, 2021:

Quite a bit of his repertoire is also stolen from Hitler, Mussolini, and Tony Soprano. So, yeah...

“The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.” - Mark Twain

Marionville comments on Jan 22, 2021:

I suppose he means not enjoying being in your own company without others around.

zeuser replies on Jan 22, 2021:

I guess that it would include loneliness even in the company of others if you can't feel comfortable with your own self during that time.

Soon. Very soon.

Diogenes comments on Jan 21, 2021:

THAT is 'appropriate'! How did they photograph what his thoughts are- all snarling and evil?

zeuser replies on Jan 22, 2021:

@Diogenes Yeah, you're right!

Soon. Very soon.

Diogenes comments on Jan 21, 2021:

THAT is 'appropriate'! How did they photograph what his thoughts are- all snarling and evil?

zeuser replies on Jan 21, 2021:

The photographer probably said something like "Hey fuckwit, over here! Act natural!"

Soon. Very soon.

Willow_Wisp comments on Jan 20, 2021:

Oh my, he has a neck vagina, for grabbing.

zeuser replies on Jan 20, 2021:

@Willow_Wisp Good point. 🤣

Soon. Very soon.

Willow_Wisp comments on Jan 20, 2021:

Oh my, he has a neck vagina, for grabbing.

zeuser replies on Jan 20, 2021:

Yeah, but who would want to grab that thing? 🤢

Life hacks that really work. Not one pun in the bunch.

SiouxcitySue comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Did anyone else start to smile just Thinking about someone you would like to push downstairs?

zeuser replies on Jan 19, 2021:

Of course! 🤣

Aw, she's growing up! ❤️

lerlo comments on Jan 19, 2021:

boo

zeuser replies on Jan 19, 2021:

Oh c'mon, it's funny!

An elderly man lay dying in his bed.

of-the-mountain comments on Jan 19, 2021:

MST be a lot of life insurance waiting for her!!!

zeuser replies on Jan 19, 2021:

Still, the cookies were a nice touch. LOL

An elderly man lay dying in his bed.

Willow_Wisp comments on Jan 19, 2021:

When I had my heart attack I did wonder if I had died, but I was in too much pain to be in heaven and my feet were too cold to be in hell so I knew I'd survived.

zeuser replies on Jan 19, 2021:

Logic helps when all else fails. Glad you made it and found us here. :)

And the good lord said "the prophetess Mary shall show you the future" :-D

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

This is one of those quotes that you WISH was true.

zeuser replies on Jan 19, 2021:

@Austin-Cambridge Yup, an important distinction that many still cannot make.

Life hacks that really work. Not one pun in the bunch.

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2021:

loved the daily thought

zeuser replies on Jan 19, 2021:

Me too, partner. LOL

Aw, she's growing up! ❤️

Killtheskyfairy comments on Jan 19, 2021:

I thought it was to preserve Disney’s modesty and her nipples from being pinched by his pincers!

zeuser replies on Jan 19, 2021:

This gives a different perspective on the meaning of the song "Under the C".

Nostalgic review of tiny fraction of Donald Trump's truth deficit disorder.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Aside from the utter lack of truth, you will note a concomitant and irritating, complete lack of shame. Or remorse for that matter.

zeuser replies on Jan 18, 2021:

@Freedompath You know how these people project. When they ask "why do you hate your country?", they are talking about themselves.

One size does NOT fit all.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Just like condoms!🥴

zeuser replies on Jan 18, 2021:

Yikes!

Moderator HippieChick has asked I update this to clarify my question and I agree, so please take ...

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Wendy's. Home Depot, though the main guy is having a change of heart. The Chick-Fil-A people can blow me, you know they secretly want to.

zeuser replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@Wisterious That's a little tougher, they are jumping ship left and right, which is a good thing. I'll pay more attention to that now.

I'm starting to think Trump might not release his healthcare plan.

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Yeah, but look at what a great plan he put together for infrastruc.....what?...Oh, wait.

zeuser replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@GeorgeRocheleau We'll hear all about during Ivanka's administration. LOL

Here are a couple of editorials.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jan 15, 2021:

All three are excellent but the last one makes me very sad!

zeuser replies on Jan 15, 2021:

Me too, Loo.

Here are a couple of editorials.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Why exactly was the last statement not marked untrue?

zeuser replies on Jan 15, 2021:

Maybe because it was a value judgment rather than a misrepresentation of an objective fact? Maybe because it was self-evidently untrue? I dunno.

This looks like a good side hustle.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Jan 14, 2021:

I thought that side hustle was already covered by Trump and his cronies?

zeuser replies on Jan 14, 2021:

That's their primary hustle. This is a sort of a franchise side hustle for us everyday folks. LOL

Tweety has so many qualified helpers now that he's come out as a Q Anon supporter.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Who in hell elected this dingbat?

zeuser replies on Jan 14, 2021:

Georgia's 14th congressional district, including the good folks in Rome, Calhoun, Dalton and points in between. Not that far from Atlanta physically, but light years away in demographic makeup and percentage of wingnuts present. Ideal territory for the wackadoo Q-jerkoffs, like this bimbo.

Walmart's Announcement After Electoral Vote Controversy: no more donations to parties or candidates

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Very much welcome but waaaaay the fuck overdue. Let's see how long this lasts.

zeuser replies on Jan 14, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo Never. And just by the by, denying contributions to politicians at this stage of the election cycle is pretty much meaningless. These guys are sniffing around to see where the money will be, and wherever that is, they will change their giving tactics. Because they are all capitalist pricks.

But the recipe says "First, you take a leek ..."

Wisterious comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Aw, he's just adding complexity to the stock.

zeuser replies on Jan 14, 2021:

I can't say this is the case here, but I understand you can do some crazy things when you are baked.

Trump supporters are the true victims here. [chicagotribune.com]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jan 12, 2021:

I adamantly disagree with that statement. Saying t**** supporters are the victims is like saying it's the stove's fault for burning my hand. They are willing participants in the farce that WAS t****'s SINGLE (loser) term presidency. As soon as he said it's ok to grab a woman by her pussy, they ...

zeuser replies on Jan 14, 2021:

@Stilltrying1964 Too bad. It's been real.

Rep Nunes calls for racketeering probe into Big Tech over Parler ban [youtube.

Frctnal comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Idiot members of the GOP don't understand Terms of Service agreements

zeuser replies on Jan 13, 2021:

@Healthydoc70 Lordy, THAT'S the damn truth.

It runs on coal and trumper tears

BirdMan1 comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Is that the same as the "No Brain" List?

zeuser replies on Jan 13, 2021:

There's a lot of overlap, for sure.

It's hard to face the truth sometimes.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 13, 2021:

That is funny. Some cousins did a genealogy thingy and were thrilled to discover my Mom's side of the family are descended from a bastard son of some Scottish lord.

zeuser replies on Jan 13, 2021:

We've all got someone in our lineage of questionable repute. LOL

Trump supporters are the true victims here. [chicagotribune.com]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jan 12, 2021:

I adamantly disagree with that statement. Saying t**** supporters are the victims is like saying it's the stove's fault for burning my hand. They are willing participants in the farce that WAS t****'s SINGLE (loser) term presidency. As soon as he said it's ok to grab a woman by her pussy, they ...

zeuser replies on Jan 13, 2021:

@Stilltrying1964 Hello, I am a patriotic supporter of President Donald Trump who broke into the U.S. Capitol and attacked police officers because I believed the election was stolen and it was my duty to overthrow the government using only a flagpole I picked up along the way and the horns on the cool viking helmet I wore. I am now being told I have lost my job and might go to prison. This is an absurd, Orwellian trampling of my First Amendment rights, according to a person I follow on Twitter. What kind of country are we if an outstanding citizen like myself can be fired, arrested and charged with domestic terrorism just because I livestreamed myself joining hundreds of other freedom fighters in attempting to crush a screaming law enforcement officer before defecating in the offices of Democratic lawmakers? ________ Columns are opinion content that reflect the views of the writers. ________ As the CEO of a small company, my rights have been constantly trampled by leftists and I have had to endure unspeakable horrors like using LED lightbulbs and having my Facebook account shut down because I kept using it to threaten a violent uprising against my own country. And now, just because I destroyed federal property, put the lives of members of Congress at risk and engaged in an attack that led to the death of a police officer, I’m the one who has to face consequences?!? That seems both unfair and tyrannical. I have never once had to face consequences before, so clearly there’s a problem. Fortunately, I have a highly paid lawyer on retainer who joined me in Washington, D.C., and he will be representing me in this matter as soon as he posts bail on charges of domestic terrorism and fights back at the employer who fired him. And now, I turn the microphone over to a Republican lawmaker from my district. Hello, I am a Congressional Republican who loudly repeated President Donald Trump’s claims that the 2020 presidential election was “rigged” and “stolen.” I also egged on the pro-Trump mob that stormed the U.S. Capitol. It is tragic that large corporate donors like Hallmark, American Express and Marriott are saying they will no longer give me money and that my colleagues in the Democratic Party are attempting to have me removed from office because I committed an innocent act of sedition and may have incited people to attempt a violent disruption of government activity. Clearly this is an attempt to silence me, and no, I do not believe it’s ironic that I’m saying that in front of a large bank of television cameras. What we need right now in this country is unity. Clearly, the only way to achieve unity is for Democrats and all others disturbed by the domestic terrorist attack on the U.S. Capitol to immediately stop trying to blame ...

A lot of them have short fuses, too.

silverotter11 comments on Jan 12, 2021:

And these people have the nerve to call non trump supporters snowflakes and sheeple HAHAHAHA

zeuser replies on Jan 12, 2021:

It's not a question of nerve, it is an example of projection.

He's so far up his ass!

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Mad Dog 2020, Ted. You assbag.

zeuser replies on Jan 12, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 Yeah, you're right!

Trump supporters are the true victims here. [chicagotribune.com]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jan 12, 2021:

I adamantly disagree with that statement. Saying t**** supporters are the victims is like saying it's the stove's fault for burning my hand. They are willing participants in the farce that WAS t****'s SINGLE (loser) term presidency. As soon as he said it's ok to grab a woman by her pussy, they ...

zeuser replies on Jan 12, 2021:

Did you read the article? I recommend it.

Trump supporters are the true victims here. [chicagotribune.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Fuck this seditious imbecile and all the traitors whom he calls freedumb fighters!

zeuser replies on Jan 12, 2021:

No argument from me, bro.

Trump supporters are the true victims here. [chicagotribune.com]

racocn8 comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Droll but OK. Yeah, now that Trump and the GOP have brainwashed 70 million into cognitive insanity, what do we do with them? They need deprogramming, but our system has no infrastructure to handle it and they won't submit to it. Maybe we need a very one-sided civil war, but that's also ...

zeuser replies on Jan 12, 2021:

What else? Continuing social, and social media, isolation, enforcement of those legal remedies that are available, and the use of legal remedies not yet enacted.

True story.

bobwjr comments on Jan 12, 2021:

First class Groaner

zeuser replies on Jan 12, 2021:

You are so jaded, ya old coot! LOL (Me too, BTW, but this was my story. :) )

Trump supporters are the true victims here. [chicagotribune.com]

Killtheskyfairy comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Fascists are master gaslighters. Gym Jordan was whining that nobody honored their requests for election investigations but that there was no need to investigate the insurrection and attempted coup for the sake of unity.

zeuser replies on Jan 12, 2021:

"Gym" Jordan. I love it. Yeah, the hypocrisy, no matter how many times it is pointed out nor how fucking obvious it is, it is all lost on these guys.

True story.

Wisterious comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Thanks for levity. It's much needed.

zeuser replies on Jan 12, 2021:

De nada. *bows*

True story.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 12, 2021:

I'm a bit embarrassed to have to admit that I came up with a similar pun at a Chinese restaurant years ago while having dinner with my brother, he laughed and laughed.

zeuser replies on Jan 12, 2021:

Of course he did! It's funny!

True story.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Careful, Zeuser..."the lowest form of humor" just might get you PUNished! :-)

zeuser replies on Jan 12, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo Send me the bill.

True story.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Careful, Zeuser..."the lowest form of humor" just might get you PUNished! :-)

zeuser replies on Jan 12, 2021:

Admit it, I managed to quack you up.

Rep Nunes calls for racketeering probe into Big Tech over Parler ban [youtube.

Frctnal comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Idiot members of the GOP don't understand Terms of Service agreements

zeuser replies on Jan 12, 2021:

When I managed a cable system decades ago, we had a lightning storm. A guy came in and complained that his TV was fried, and the lightning came up through the cable He wanted us to pay for it. I found his signed agreement (we kept those in the 80's) and showed him the clause that said we weren't liable for lightning damage. His response "But NOBODY reads the small print!!" Y'all should read it, really.

Armed protests being planned at all 50 state capitols, FBI bulletin says [abcnews.

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Learning curve. Most people don't want to learn due to laziness and the lack of wanting any trouble if they get involved. The status quo is just fine as long as they are not inconvenienced. Now, a lot of the folks responsible for handling this are facing the fear of failure and public exposure. Is ...

zeuser replies on Jan 11, 2021:

@chalupacabre Garland is going to have to get his feet under him to mount an effective response, this will be disorganized for at least 3 months before things solidify. Not having an insurrectionist president tweeting lies will help a little.

Navarro: I call bull. Trump never represented GOP values [youtube.com] Ana is a bad ass!

Freedompath comments on Jan 11, 2021:

I agree with Navarro. And appointing controversial judges is not a good thing for any party. So if trump has any ‘good’ that benefits America long/short term...it will be hard to find. The only thing that trump did in spades...was leave behind a lot of clean-up work for others!

zeuser replies on Jan 11, 2021:

And a whole lot of unpaid bills and criminal theft. So there is that.

This isn't funny, so much as sobering.

MikeInBatonRouge comments on Jan 11, 2021:

In imagining what could conceivably break the worshipful spell Twitler has over his base, I keep returning to the notion that something deeply embarrassing might be necessary. I don't mean evidence he's a fool, a conman, a racist. No, none of that gets through. Something that speaks to the baser ...

zeuser replies on Jan 11, 2021:

That would be great. I don't see any of that happening. There may be some revenge taking, but people rightfully fear retribution from his bully boys. It's a fucking mess all right.

Lovely advice

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Tres embarrassing. LOL

zeuser replies on Jan 11, 2021:

@St-Sinner That's fine, but he has to get his own lingerie and leave this poor woman's unmentionables alone. :)

Lovely advice

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Tres embarrassing. LOL

zeuser replies on Jan 11, 2021:

@St-Sinner Yeah, but when you're busted, you're busted. LOL

Probably wage cuts next. That should work.

Zster comments on Jan 10, 2021:

Spot on for my experience in corporate America...

zeuser replies on Jan 10, 2021:

Me too. 😔

Probably wage cuts next. That should work.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 10, 2021:

Maybe they need to rehire the whip master.

zeuser replies on Jan 10, 2021:

He's in the Torturers and Cruel Overseers Union, so that won't fly.

My enormous extended family is in the process of a political fracturing at the moment.

zeuser comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Sorry, hon. It's always harder to see this kind of deterioration among family members.

zeuser replies on Jan 10, 2021:

@DaisyMaeNot Oh FFS. Yeah I can see where that would cause a rift. Again, sorry. :(

New trophy for Nancy's office.

silverotter11 comments on Jan 8, 2021:

I have a question. This is the guy who had some tattoos on his chest. Any clue as to their meaning.

zeuser replies on Jan 8, 2021:

@silverotter11 It's a legitimate question. You need to find an anarchist to ask, I guess. Or a buffalo, maybe? :)

New trophy for Nancy's office.

silverotter11 comments on Jan 8, 2021:

I have a question. This is the guy who had some tattoos on his chest. Any clue as to their meaning.

zeuser replies on Jan 8, 2021:

I have no idea. I have no expertise in the interpretation of seditious or white supremacist symbology. But I'd lay odds that whatever they mean, it's stupid.

“When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.” - Ayn Rand

zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Oh Ayn, there are still idiots who think you are a visionary. I stay away from them if I can. You do have a talent for conflating naked self interest with nobility. Good trick, you got some traction with some people. AFAIC, that is horseshit. But that's just me, maybe? :)

zeuser replies on Jan 8, 2021:

@Hages I got about a hundred pages in on Atlas, but I stopped. The writing was AWFUL, the ideas were wooden and incompletely formed, and the characters were unlikable.

Transportation Sec Chao, citing violence at Capital for resigning! Isn’t this just ...

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Chao is a dandy. She's bet stealing taxpayer money for years, and has made millions through investments using insider information. Moscow Mitch showed her how. You don't amass the kinds of fortunes she and her turtle-like hubby have through government salaries. Maybe she'll have time to vote yes on ...

zeuser replies on Jan 8, 2021:

@Freedompath Well I'll tell you, the answer is the same as it is to this question. How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.

Anyone else?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Don't ever buy anything from a man named Truth.

zeuser replies on Jan 8, 2021:

Never play cards with a guy named "Doc".

Anyone else?

Sticks48 comments on Jan 7, 2021:

BALTOSAKET....Blind Ass Luck Triumphs Over Skill And Knowledge Every Time.

zeuser replies on Jan 8, 2021:

Waaay too true.

"TO BE HOPEFUL in bad times is not just foolishly romantic.

zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Um, accentuate the positive and eliminate the negative? That might be a good show tune. ;)

zeuser replies on Jan 8, 2021:

@TCorCM There it is! On the stage, we stay on the beat. :)

Transportation Sec Chao, citing violence at Capital for resigning! Isn’t this just ...

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Chao is a dandy. She's bet stealing taxpayer money for years, and has made millions through investments using insider information. Moscow Mitch showed her how. You don't amass the kinds of fortunes she and her turtle-like hubby have through government salaries. Maybe she'll have time to vote yes on ...

zeuser replies on Jan 8, 2021:

@Freedompath That was the voting machine company they didn't want you to know about, so they made a point of demonizing the other voting machine company. I have no idea how good or bad either one is, but no one is seriously looking into the systems that put Turtle back in office.

Transportation Sec Chao, citing violence at Capital for resigning! Isn’t this just ...

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Chao is a dandy. She's bet stealing taxpayer money for years, and has made millions through investments using insider information. Moscow Mitch showed her how. You don't amass the kinds of fortunes she and her turtle-like hubby have through government salaries. Maybe she'll have time to vote yes on ...

zeuser replies on Jan 7, 2021:

@Freedompath Yes, it's illegal. So swift and equal justice will ensue, yeah? Yeah. Right.

Mexico and Canada come to an agreement

Redheadedgammy comments on Jan 7, 2021:

You can’t blame them!!

zeuser replies on Jan 7, 2021:

Nope.

I don't think I'd disagree with him

Theresa_N comments on Jan 7, 2021:

This has truly shaken my fondness for long hair on men. How come these, by the looks of it, low income people support a "tycoon?"

zeuser replies on Jan 7, 2021:

Marketing. It is just that simple.

Is Trump calling for Civil War?

zeuser comments on Jan 6, 2021:

He is cunning enough to not say the words explicitly, but the words he IS saying, his attitude, and his tone all suggest that yes, he is indeed. I believe it is time to revive the firing squad, just like he suggested. What's sauce for the goose, after all....

zeuser replies on Jan 7, 2021:

I certainly can't see any inaccuracies in your reply. And my reply is like my Hanes underwear, tag free. LOL

"What constitutes the bulwark of our own liberty and independence?

Theresa_N comments on Jan 6, 2021:

Undoubtedly the only great republican president.

zeuser replies on Jan 6, 2021:

TR wasn't too bad, to be fair.

The original snow blower.

tinkercreek comments on Jan 6, 2021:

Once again, we are all so glad you resist growing up! 💙

zeuser replies on Jan 6, 2021:

🤗

Hey, remember back in 2016 when the republicans won all the branches of government, and all of us in...

Killtheskyfairy comments on Jan 6, 2021:

I wish we had done it then and definitely in 2000 when Bush stole the election by having the Brooks Brothers riot. What a difference in governance that would have been!

zeuser replies on Jan 6, 2021:

Maybe you're right. I like this way better.

Like sands through the hourglass, so go the last days of our nightmare.

BirdMan1 comments on Jan 5, 2021:

His fat ass had better be able to get through there!

zeuser replies on Jan 5, 2021:

He already lost his ass. LOL

I always liked Ed Norton the actor.

BirdMan1 comments on Jan 5, 2021:

That is one excellent spin on Dumpness' motivation. He may, on another hand, simply be psychologically unable to accept defeat, concede in any fashion, other than simply walk away from the shit-mess he's created; the end result of all he touches. He was never running in 2024, but he is making ...

zeuser replies on Jan 5, 2021:

The only thing he has to "trade", and I really doubt that it is anything close to serious leverage, is to call off his bully boys from terrorizing minorities and women in Democratic leaning states and cities. As for Melania's involvement, I can hear the disappointment when someone arrives in a room where she is located and says "Heeeeey, wait a minute, I was promised a trip around the world."

I always liked Ed Norton the actor.

DenoPenno comments on Jan 5, 2021:

He already said they would have to carry him out kicking and screaming. With the wrong move that might mean not breathing.

zeuser replies on Jan 5, 2021:

TBH, I'd like to see him live another ten years or so, behind bars.

I always liked Ed Norton the actor.

chalupacabre comments on Jan 5, 2021:

Junk in his hand and between his ears

zeuser replies on Jan 5, 2021:

In his depends too.

I always liked Ed Norton the actor.

Theresa_N comments on Jan 5, 2021:

I've never thought much of Biden but I do hope he takes his advice. No mercy should be spared on tRump, less tolerance should be shown than was shown to the nazis.

zeuser replies on Jan 5, 2021:

I think a lot is riding on who he picks for Attorney General. But yeah, I agree with you.

Like sands through the hourglass, so go the last days of our nightmare.

silverotter11 comments on Jan 5, 2021:

LOL!! Bonus question what day time soap opera used that as the opening of the show? This is actually a serious question. I never watched the day time soaps but my mother was addicted to them. So in the back ground noise of a household with 3 kids this was a signal that mom was now TOTALLY ...

zeuser replies on Jan 5, 2021:

Well I stole the wording from Days of Our Lives. My mom started to follow that one in her later years. When I was growing up, As the World Turns and General Hospital were her preferred suds.

Do you think they'll take him? [lancastercourier.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2021:

Hah! If he wants to come back, he'll need to fly commercial where they make you wear a mask. :) Naw, I guess he has his own plane. But maybe Deutsch Bank or Putin will put a lien on it to help pay for the 400 extra large he owes them.

zeuser replies on Jan 5, 2021:

@mcgeo52 The guys holding his debt don't give a shit if you declare bankruptcy either.