Characteristic Incompetence: [bloomberg.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2020:

We all congratulate ourselves that we rejected him at the ballot box.That was good. Here comes the hangover.

29 Days Mother fucker!

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2020:

Yeah, there will be an entire parade of lasts in the coming month. I like how it's trending. LOL

I've not seen or spoken to my mother in two and a half years despite the fact that she lives just 75...

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2020:

I'm so sorry. You can't keep it inside forever because it sure enough has to come out. The way forward is almost always unclear, I know. May harmony find you. <3

The repuglicans should boycott the Georgia election and concentrate on getting tRump reelected ;) ...

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2020:

Repub's are masters of voter suppression. Their targeting discipline is definitely slipping, however. Interesting to watch a group of people slicing off their noses to teach their face a lesson. Good job Commando Flynn! LOL

'Tis the season.

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2020:

Don't get your head stuck in the jar again, Pooh-bear!

You are gonna have to dig a lot deeper than that.

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2020:

Guy: "Wait a minute, is that a hanging chad I feel?" Gal: "WooOOO, I don't think so, but keep looking!"

a short version of the truth ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2020:

Yeah, that about covers it. Too bad Tiny Tim didn't make it past the editors, but ok. LOL

Friends, member, Ladies, Gentlemen and Children as well, PLEASE remember to take an umbrella with IF...

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2020:

This sounds like a medieval explanation of snow. *Yes, children, here is a demi-god who travels the world, and his jizm fills the frozen heavens at the solstice. And this is what we call snow. * I dunno, I think I can pitch this to Netflix, ya think? LOL

And already there a problems with distribution. What happened to using the military?

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2020:

He's saving the military for the coup. JK Maybe.

A few Saturday funnies:

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Good ones, tink! You gotta give that year wheel a spin to get close, and then again. LOL

At least that's my excuse...

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Lived through --- so far.

Gotta luv a guy with morals...

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Gotta love those scrubbing bubbles. amIright?

I am so fucking sick of the fucking idiots claiming voter fraud for Biden's win.

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2020:

I know an incoming chief of staff who says the same thing.

Lana has a point.

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2020:

A moving name.

I laughed at this - not gonna lie

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Defiant laugh, but with a penis-y accent.

I've always thought it should be... [babylonbee.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Put it to a vote!

Thinking outside the box, I like it! :-D

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Well that's just nuts.

Sargasm...

zeuser comments on Dec 18, 2020:

I know someone who can bring me to multiple sargasms. LOL

Local Police report.

zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Aww, the poor snake.

1,800-year-old altar to pagan god Pan hidden in a Byzantine church | Live Science

zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Pan was one of those demi-gods who, if you were in his territory and you dropped your hat, you kicked it home.

Once a coward, always a coward. [thedailybeast.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Take your boss with you, don't come back.

No More Please!

zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Two of these knobs are way more than enough.

Appropriate title for him

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2020:

I would revive public hangings for this guy and his enablers.

It's official just before Joe moves in

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Don't forget the veep's place, the domicile of the walking dead.

Trump’s Mar-a-Lago neighbours initiate legal action to stop him moving there when he leaves White ...

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Who the fuck would want this insane, narcissistic, cheating water buffalo and his always-shitting-on-everything grifting family as neighbors?

It's Over: Watch MAGA Elector Confronted By Certified Vote On Live TV | The Beat With Ari Melber ...

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2020:

For the first part, the guy in the middle looked like he was doing a cold reaction duet on TikTok. Good job by Ari holding this idiot's feet to the fire. Deflection and lies, repeated over and over, are all these buffoons have. It's all they've ever had. Good video.

Jeffrey Rosen, Barr's Replacement As A.

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Well, it's not like we were expecting anyone without shit stains on their nose. This checks that box.

Borrowed from FB: Novelist Hari Kunzru has a special way with words.

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Never heard of this guy. I may have to buy one of his books, just on general principles.

Just spreading Christmas cheer.

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Could be a problem for customers who are secretly werewolves.

Went to visit my dad this past weekend and stopped at a rest area along the way.

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Dumbasses can be very persistent. Dumbass Nazi jerkoffs though, that's another dimension of stubborn.

100 percent correct.

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

He's fucking a lot of things up on his way out, but yeah, it's a blast to watch him come apart at the seams.

Is this going to change?

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

She may want a big Boner Billy dog, but you're in trouble if you are packing a can of vienna sausage.

36 days to go

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Good batch, Glenn. The uphold/hold up confusion - maybe the whole problem is that they are dyslexic. Nah.

I have often thought how could German people allow the atrocities of the Nazi regime, I found their ...

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

I certainly don't have any answers. Making the confederate battle flag or the swastika your symbol sort of marks you as a dead ender, someone who identifies with the losing side but doesn't care. How do you un-brainwash anyone, how do you get them to renounce their bigotries? I don't think there is any proven solution here. I wish someone would prove me wrong.

I guess that's not what she was expecting.

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Sometimes, Uncle Cole just wants to feel...special, ok?

Lean Protein

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

The Baskin diet. LOL

Falwelling for Trump? [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Of course it's illegal. That's precisely why they do it.

Now senor cheeto is threatening to jail the repuglican governor of GA and it's secretary of state.

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Yeah, get Bill Barr to do it, he'll do anything! Oh....wait...

Hit the nail on the head!!!

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

First, the wool must cover the eyes.

Incorrect bone holding.

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

At least he's carrying it in his mouth, so there's a silver lining for you.

Bill Barr has resigned (The Guardian). The administration is crumbling :)

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

This stopped being an administration, as the term is usually understood, a long time ago. It has been a post-policy criminal enterprise for a while - a new version of Murder Inc.. Barr's departure marks the loss of its chief button man.

FIRST TIME SEX A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with ...

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2020:

I blame religion. LOL

From AARP : The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19 .

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2020:

One of my friends told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

The Craziness of The Wannabe King Tweety the 45th.

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Yell in each other's maskless tooth-challenged faces, you fuckwits, and catch the covid for all our sakes. Hoax yourselves to death.

All over now for the orange traitor and his cohorts in the deluded republitard party.

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2020:

They need to get at least one senator and one representative to object to the electoral count, then they debate it separately. Both houses of congress have to agree to the objection. With the House of representatives in firm democratic control, I don't see that happening. In fact, there hasn't been a senator yet who will brand him or herself a traitor in the eyes of history for this quixotic horseshit, but they only need just one. This looks like it, not that there was ever any doubt.

Eric finally wins something, and then Donnie pardons Ivanka anyway

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2020:

I'd watch it.

Alex Jones faces calls for arrest after apparent Biden threat [independent.

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2020:

I've often wondered how assbags like Jones manage to avoid prosecution for this kind of bullshit.

I never thought about it, but...

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2020:

You really don't need to be logical when you gots the xmas magic working for you. LOL

I'm offended on behalf of the pig

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2020:

They each like to eat garbage.

This is hilarious love it

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2020:

YAAAA HAHAHAHA!

The Border Wall Has Been 'Absolutely Devastating' for People and Wildlife | Audubon

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2020:

You can do anything when you never face any consequences. I don't know, anymore.

Now, doesn't this merit a NO SHIT, SHERLOCK more than anything else? [msn.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2020:

You lose Karl, well. You lose.

Where the answer is better than the question! :-D

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Good way to approach it.

Joke of the year for 2020. Whats the best way to milk sheep?

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Placement of the wool over the eyes of the sheep is a key component of this approach.

Just hilarious to see these corrupt assholes get at it! [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Barr will face a jail sentence for the shit he pulled in the service of a traitor and criminal.

That's walmart alright

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Cheeky humor. Heh.

“They fuck you up, your mum and dad.

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Aww, that's a little harsh.

Now that we've seen him in action it's just a matter of interpreting his body language, even with ...

zeuser comments on Dec 12, 2020:

It has never been a mystery what a flim flam man this asshole is. He'll keep doing it until someone makes him stop, in or out of office. Tens of millions will still support him one way or the other.

This is more effort than I've put in, and it's inspiring!

zeuser comments on Dec 12, 2020:

If people can't appreciate the concept and the execution of the theme, well. That's their problem. Nicely done. :)

Biden is totally boring- but sure as hell is more interesting, than Dump.

zeuser comments on Dec 12, 2020:

I thought about this. Nope.

SCOTUS Says, in Essence, "Shove it, Shithole Person!" [thehill.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 12, 2020:

I've read 4 or 5 different articles about this in different websites. They all cover the same thing, the details are all the same, yet I enjoyed reading each one all the way to the end.

Straight and to the point 👍 [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Dec 12, 2020:

The final gasp will be when his henchmen in congress object to the electors . Objections have to be debated and voted on by both houses. I don't see this going Putin's way.

Oddly wholesome

zeuser comments on Dec 11, 2020:

Before VCR, before the internet, we had hardcopy.

Supreme Court denies effort to block election results in 4 key states that sealed Trump's fate ...

zeuser comments on Dec 11, 2020:

This is good, but the next step for the mutant orangutan is to call for actual violence. He is very far into the corner.

They tell us to start with our local politics, so here is my latest declaration.

zeuser comments on Dec 11, 2020:

Bravo!

Relief is on the way....

zeuser comments on Dec 11, 2020:

I want that in my next martini.

Fight fire with fire

zeuser comments on Dec 11, 2020:

Rubbing it the right way cuz these fuckwits rub you the wrong way.

Can he get a signal?

zeuser comments on Dec 11, 2020:

Looks like a telemarketer making cold calls.

Your friday groaner enjoy

zeuser comments on Dec 11, 2020:

Sometimes you just have to ignore the navigation system and use some common sense. This guy knows that....now.

BIDEN/Harris took Times person of the year! How pissed is the Orange one going to be?????

zeuser comments on Dec 11, 2020:

Maybe this time that artery in his atrophied brain will finally pop.

Trump supporter shocked when his name pops up on list of allegedly ‘dead’ Biden voters ...

zeuser comments on Dec 11, 2020:

Dead from the neck up, it sounds like.

I need one of these....

zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2020:

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a scottish shepherd? With the Rolling Stones, it's "Hey you, get off of my cloud!" With a scottish shepherd, it's "Hey McCloud! Get off of my ewe!" Apologies to my scottish atheist friends. For everyone else, this is just a joke, a work of fiction designed to get a laugh. *wink*

All the fun of the People's Temple except the Koolade is replaced by a Pandemic and an election ...

zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2020:

Yeah, it's a cult all right. Jesus fucking Tubes.

White House Will Be Thoroughly Disinfected in the Hours After Trump's Exit

zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2020:

It would probably be a good idea to deploy the anti-smegma team to scrape the floors and bleach all the toilets.

I really don't want to look stupid!

zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2020:

Wave at the ship, because it has already sailed partner.

It's all about perspective.

zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2020:

You gotta free yourself so you can be yourself. LOL

How Australia really looks.

zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2020:

Common mistake.

In listening to the news last night, my take-away was that the Covid relief bill was being held up ...

zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2020:

Nope, you got it right.

I rather spend 2 years in jail than having to go to church on sundays for the rest of my life.

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2020:

Luckily for all of us, it hasn't come to that choice just yet.

seen on twitter

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2020:

Do it, Barry! It would be a good deed, and it would piss him off beyond belief. LOL

Will he go down with his ship eventually?

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2020:

His cellmate will show him another way to go down.

Trump supporters on why they don’t wear masks: We don’t have the ‘vibrational frequencies’ ...

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2020:

You wonder how the brains of these folks generate enough power to move the lips.

Trump is Their god, and the Republicans Go Still Lower: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2020:

Blunt, Moscow Mitch, and McCarthy are well known racist assholes. You have to admit, they accurately reflect the "values" of the people who voted for them.

Do you get dark humor?

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2020:

There are still Russians who pine for the days of uncle Joe. Similarly, we will see the same phenomenon in the US soon for a different deposed murderous despot.

SCOTUS Blows Off Trump, Poor Baby: [npr.org]

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2020:

Tweet calling the Supreme Court a disaster and the justices socialist losers in 5...4...3...

Melania unveils new White House tennis pavilion, .

zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2020:

"Is better than fucking rose garden," said the third lady.

An atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church.

zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2020:

She was a true pioneer and a courageous warrior against mindless dogma.

The answer could possibly be in the envelope

zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2020:

Adios, muchacho.LOL

How To Swear According To Your Religious Beliefs - YouTube

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2020:

That is fabulous!

A Unique Take on Trumpism: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2020:

First, it is a wonderful article. For me, it gave a voice and a language to things I knew, but couldn't express nearly as well. Second, this statement in the middle of the article hit me. There are many more insights in the article and I would encourage y'all to read it. But this.... "Plenty of conservative politicians appealed to their supporters' basest instincts prior to Trump, but the president and his followers made overtly vilifying the left and gleefully savoring upsetting leftists through their words and actions into their central appeal."

Weekend Update: Trump Loses Election Lawsuits [youtube.com] A lot of great lines

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2020:

This was a funny bit. Heh.

Who you gonna be?

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2020:

Is this a "pick one from column A and one from column B" kind of thing? LOL

Rudy may save Trump from having to pardon him.

zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2020:

Poetic justice, if you ask me.

I wonder if this is true?

zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2020:

So out of character for him, right? WAAAAAHAHA, yeah I thought that was pretty funny too. Prosecute this crook.

Contractors working on Trump's border wall are pointlessly blowing up chunks of Arizona that they ...

zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2020:

Lordy, I hate all of these fucking jerkoffs.

Definitely not for small packages.

zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2020:

Appropriate for when it gets a little nipply outside.

[scotsman.com] The cost of theTrump family

zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2020:

I see the problem in the first three words of this excerpt: "An ethical president would have taken steps to guarantee that there was no chance for taxpayer money to wind up in his own pocket..." Looking forward to having an ethical president once again.

stoking the fire

zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2020:

This is better than when she pinched a loaf in the bakery by the bread.

This is what makes it hard for the rest of us

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2020:

More to the point, who's dick is it?

He finally did it

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2020:

That's an Acme cookbook, I'll wager.