Trump's public lands chief refuses to leave his post despite judge's order [theguardian.

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2020:

I'd say frog marching his criminal ass to the hoosegow is a good next step too.

Think I'll pass on that

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2020:

Give it a try, flatfoot, I'd love to see it. LOL

This resonated with long-time minimalist me.

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2020:

If you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it.

TOO LITTLE TOO LATE SPINELESS RATS!!!! [msn.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2020:

So these fuckwits think saying a couple of sentences less than a month before the election will make people forget all those wingnut judges they approved, all those votes to acquit a president guilty of treason, all the hypocrisy surrounding the Kavanaugh nomination, all the bills ignored on McConnell's desk, all the disemboweling of federal institutions, all the abrogation of treaties with allies, eh? Well, there's another sharp strategy from the party of stupid, am I right? JFC

Hello, Newman.... [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2020:

My ex wife went to high school with Wayne Knight. Glad to see he's still kicking.

Gretchen Whitmer Says President is Stoking Violence in America In response to the arrests of 13...

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2020:

I bet Governor Whitmer never expected a term like this. Yikes.

Melania gets an early start hanging Christmas decorations in the White House.

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2020:

Right outside of Pence's office the flies are plentiful and, best of all, free.

This Might Be the Last Straw, Even the Last Gasp for Donny! [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2020:

Gee, that's too bad. LOL

MAGA-Crazy Retirement Village Now Fears Covid - and Pence [thedailybeast.

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2020:

Virus or not, who the fuck wants to listen to his droning pasty-white candy ass lie about not taking away health care protections all while verbally fellating the talking yam? Ok, there may be a couple left, but honestly...

In keeping with Trump's disrespect for science, note that his doctor is a Chiropractor.

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2020:

How do you treat a con man? With a con man doctor. Absolutely consistent.

As I've posted in "Politics" q:541660

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2020:

He asked to delay the debates for a week. Biden told him nuh-uh. Sick and scared, stupid and losing, melting like an ice cube in July, that's our guy all right.

Keith Olberman is Back!: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2020:

I missed him. He was a ray of hope in the W/Cheyney years.

Click the link, not the picture. [platform.twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2020:

Go get 'em, Mayor Pete!

Proof Trump is a dick

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Dude...

Trump: people of America, don't be afraid of Covid! I feel better than in the last 20 years! Sure, ...

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Ironically, actual pigs are actually pretty intelligent.

Does it take a math nerd to think this is funny?

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2020:

We are already irrational.

Seen on Facebook

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Gotta take the bad with the worse.

Man Facing Death Suddenly No Longer Gives a Shit About God [theslot.jezebel.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Evangelical hypocrites giving a ridiculous explanation justifying this clear contradiction in 3, 2, 1....

Melania speaks out against cyberbullying.

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Anything to get out of planning the fucking xmas decorations, eh petunia?

Oh oh major mistake

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Funny things can happen before the acid wears off.

Some more desperate shameless action to wrestle votes using the machinery of government.

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2020:

I have to think he has convinced himself that the lies he has been telling are actually true, and rather than being bad for his "enemies", these documents will prove the exact opposite of what he thinks he is revealing. We should have given this fucking idiot strong steroids years ago.

Might have to play this down to keep you lot from panicking.

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Instead of thoughts and prayers I suggest sending hostility and creative curses.

There might be a brief period of peace and silence on Twitter until they reinstate Tweety.

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2020:

The steroids didn't do anything to mentally stabilize this maniac. He is getting crazier by the minute.

Citizen physician and almost-graduate of the Central Florida Institute of Therapeutic Clown Medicine...

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Good satire. The key takeaway: "Positive thinking and dishonesty are two of the best ways to defeat a virus, along with gargling bleach, telling other people to take hydroxychloroquine and sticking a week-old russet potato in your ear."

White House cited drug companies’ objections in overruling FDA’s vaccine standards ...

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2020:

I can almost hear him, "Well, the guys who give me lots of money and say nice things about me don't like the standards, so let's get rid of them."

The only thing that has made me happy through all this is the fact that tRump has had to listen to ...

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2020:

Well, they told him it meant "handsome", so he's good with it.

Bills don't pay themselves

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2020:

Yeah, I know, it sucks.

Abandon ship! Mayday! [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2020:

I feel for these guys, desperate men who believed the crooked huckster and have lived to regret it.

The World Health Organization, "Doctors without Borders", and the International Federation of Red ...

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2020:

One of the few economic sectors where business is booming and employment is up.

Doctor Warns Trump's Coronavirus Treatment Can Cause Psychosis, Mania [huffpost.

zeuser comments on Oct 5, 2020:

Flicking that first domino can cause the crazy train to build up a nuclear head of steam. Did I get that right? JFC, this is fucking nuts all right.

These jackwagons all think that they look like Captain America but this is closer to the truth.

zeuser comments on Oct 5, 2020:

I wonder what they all do with their individual "golden lassos of truth". Wait, I don't want to know, ok?

“You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.” - Friedrich Nietzsche

zeuser comments on Oct 5, 2020:

Nah, one Michael Flatley is enough.

Found this on Twitter

zeuser comments on Oct 5, 2020:

Said the wolfman to Dracula and the mummy, "You're dead, both of you!" Said Dracula and the mummy, "We know!"

Having heard some speculation, and noticing something strange about the picture from Walter Reed, I ...

zeuser comments on Oct 5, 2020:

Reached at the Chicago Cemetery, Al Capone commented, "Shit, why didn't *I* think of that?"

This is why it's so important to read the invitation carefully!

zeuser comments on Oct 5, 2020:

Looks like a cosplay version of Squeezebox Squarepants.

The tendency of our time is wholly oriented toward the secular.

zeuser comments on Oct 5, 2020:

Just sports arenas and stadiums. And mega-churches.

Trump supporters have been making 2 particularly disturbing comments.

zeuser comments on Oct 4, 2020:

Well, people still deny that the Holocaust happened. Probably some of the same ones willfully ignoring the current horrible death toll. Why are people like that? I don't know. What the fuck is wrong with some people? You got me.

Just me or you too

zeuser comments on Oct 4, 2020:

That's been going on for a while now.

More lies.

zeuser comments on Oct 4, 2020:

I can make out some words. Let's see, person...woman..man...heeyyyy, wait just a minute here. 🤣

Is it likely that a person that has successfully feigned wealth will feign death and disappear to ...

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2020:

He can be roomies with Andy Kaufman.

Just as a precaution it might be wise to put all the Trump family in a cage on the Mexican border ...

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2020:

That's a yes for me.

Good news: Trump got the Covid-19! So although I'm not a Doctor, I will recommend the following.

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2020:

Yeah, that sounds good to me. The only thing missing is two week course of hydroxychloroquine, taken via suppository.

I am so torn.

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2020:

I'm skeptical too, Julie. This is just too convenient.

John Lennon really puts it best with Instant Karma.

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2020:

I hope you're right, I really do.

Being the author of so many deaths, one can only wish Trump and Melania the same fate as other ...

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2020:

This is another con, AC. Just watch for a bit and the structure of the con will become more obvious with each tweet.

Yeah baby! Karma is a bitch! Finally we might get lucky! [usatoday.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2020:

Y'all keep this in mind - he lies a lot. Just sayin'.

Best news ever.

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2020:

In my view, there is a better than even chance that this is another scam. Gets him out of the debates, nobody is talking about felony tax fraud, he gets to claim he took hydroxychloroquine and is miraculously cured. Anybody with me on this one?

He's a braver man than me! :-D

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2020:

That is NOT going to play well. Enjoy your nights on the couch. LOL

Dump is 'great' at tearing up laws and accords, but so obtuse with his 'grating', repetitive, ...

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2020:

I think you may have misspelled "obnoxious".

I was driving down the motorway with my mate the other day and she piped up.

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2020:

Very popular in Cardiff.

Attention Donald Trump: If You Put Amy Coney Barrett On The Supreme Court, Republicans Will Turn On ...

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2020:

There's an unfortunately common political phenomenon in this country, and indeed all over the world, which emphasizes short term goals and ignores long term strategy. This is one example. I admit, I've supported the Lincoln Project, because they *are* better at gutter fighting than the dems, and I concluded that was a worthy priority. While I fully own my decision, that does not make these guys any less execrable or their past activities any more palatable. Politics, as they say, makes strange bedfellows. And if rank and file wingnuts disown this administration *because* it has delivered for them, that is sweet irony.

We are at a crossroads, even if Biden is elected.

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2020:

I've been wondering since the embarrassment of the American empire in Vietnam, the criminality of Nixon, through the travesty of the deification of deficits under Reagan, the corporatization of the democrats under Clinton, the expensive debt exploding folly of the blunder into Afghanistan and Iraq under Cheyney (with Bush sorta helping), the exposed racist-fueled polarization of the country under Obama, and now the absolute dumpster fire of this fuckwitted clown, I've been wondering when the whole thing would just fall over and implode. I guess it's gonna be sooner than I thought. I used to worry about nuclear annihilation a lot, how quaint in retrospect; climate change will kill us all first. I'm still in it and will fight til the end, but holy shit this is all going sideways.

Mud Wrestling!?: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2020:

I'd give the nomination to the Rock if this came to pass.

Y'all see this? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 30, 2020:

I dunno. Part of me wants to see him light himself on fire again in front of 100 million people. If Joe can take it, so can I.

Yup hilarious

zeuser comments on Sep 30, 2020:

Oh, I'd lay odds against that, but it's a funny idea anyway.

For anyone's that's "cut the cord" of cable TV, The Young Turks is showing the Presidential debate, ...

zeuser comments on Sep 30, 2020:

Biden came to debate. President Asswipe came to throw a tantrum.

Easiest vote ever, didn't even have to see anything else but DEM next to the names, fuck the tyrant ...

zeuser comments on Sep 30, 2020:

My daughter and I dropped off our absentee ballots at the County Board of Elections on Monday. There was a steady stream of people, and we had to wait (just a little) for a parking spot. Those ballots have been verified and are in the box.

Aren't you glad too

zeuser comments on Sep 29, 2020:

I can only ride that horse so far.

Trump Secretly Mocks His Christian Supporters - The Atlantic

zeuser comments on Sep 29, 2020:

Perfect target audience for him. They have self-identified as gullible.

How Trump receives smoke signals

zeuser comments on Sep 29, 2020:

Hah, that would explain a lot, wouldn't it?

Its a bottomless pit isn't it?

zeuser comments on Sep 29, 2020:

Yeah, we know. Fuckwad.

If you add up what he owes and what he's lost, it's likely more money than any 100 members of this ...

zeuser comments on Sep 29, 2020:

Unless we have some atheist billionaires cruising this site, you are undoubtedly correct.

"Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences." -Robert Louis Stevenson

zeuser comments on Sep 29, 2020:

You can only postpone, you cannot escape.

Nothing great comes from obedient kids.

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2020:

Kids can be obedient as a sort of ruse, lulling mom and dad into a false sense of security and creating a credible smokescreen to hide what they are actually up to. That seems like a good thing.

Does this sound like any of you??????????

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2020:

Years ago in a business meeting my boss (a woman) and I were having a spirited disagreement about some detail, and I called her the name of my then wife instead of her name. Tres embarrassing.

Brad Parsclale "Baker Acted" in Florida: [tampabay.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2020:

Makes sense. You gotta be crazy to agree to manage the talking yam's campaign.

Some Schadenfreude? [palmerreport.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2020:

They have all been complicit, they will all go down.

Finally they can use his taxes and status as a failed businessman in campaign commercials! ...

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2020:

This won't make any difference to his base, but it might help some undecideds run away.

Something for the weekend that is NOT politics, BLM, religion, etc.

zeuser comments on Sep 27, 2020:

Gives a new meaning to the term "drag racing".

Why not? Step one is already done.

zeuser comments on Sep 27, 2020:

Barr and McConnell convicted of treason, then you have the trifecta. LOL

Fb has an "Official Kayleigh Mcenany Fan Page".

zeuser comments on Sep 27, 2020:

There you go again with your "facts". LOL

I despise this family (and he looks stoned again). [lancastercourier.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 27, 2020:

Luckily, the attorney general is probably all over this shi....oh, wait.

This Q-bit is obviously a nutter group, BUT a point to be made- the hidden news IS the news.

zeuser comments on Sep 27, 2020:

It's one thing to see it, quite another to willfully deny it, and still at another level to see it as evidence of his moral rectitude in fighting a fictitious conspiracy put together by a wack-a-doodle group and the global reach of the internet.

People who believe in religion and republicanism, will believe anything: Men behind QAnon: ...

zeuser comments on Sep 27, 2020:

Holy crap! This is the intersection of amoral capitalism and the misuse of IT technology with consequences that boggle the mind. The reach these morons have is mind-blowing. Just a couple of guys with a nutso idea and the world's biggest megaphone mixed with weak minds who enthusiastically flock to him, all over the damn planet.Unbelievable, but plainly and obviously here for the long term. SMH

Funny meme, no feelings for a psychopath ...

zeuser comments on Sep 27, 2020:

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

I hate to touch the handrails on the Metro in this Pandemic times!...

zeuser comments on Sep 26, 2020:

Which train does she usually take? Asking for a buddy.

"The way I see him .

zeuser comments on Sep 26, 2020:

Hah! All you gotta do is act naturally. LOL

I sure didn't

zeuser comments on Sep 26, 2020:

Yeah, and it's been a while since I got a raise too..

Our president is rather clever, makes a change!

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2020:

Q: Trump and Bolsonaro jump off of Eiffel Tower at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: Who cares?

Rumor has it.....

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2020:

At least he was thoughtful enough to give the boss a going away fart.

I can't help but to laugh out loud.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2020:

Add a picture of Moscow Mitch and you have it covered. Heh.

"it hurts the most when someone forgets about you, yet you never forgot them" -unknown.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2020:

If the guy who forgets you is the one who screwed you over or the one who owes you a hundred bucks, your damn right I won't forget him. And when I catch up to him, he's the guy that's gonna be in a world of hurt.

AG William Barr: “Militant Secularists” Don’t Understand Church/State Separation | Beth ...

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2020:

We understand it just fine, you mutant-frog prick.

Vatican Cardinal in Charge of Saint Making Resigns Amid Financial Scandal The powerful head of ...

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2020:

Asked for comment from his grave, Martin Luther said "I TOLD you pricks this was the story fucking CENTURIES ago!"

A Trump-thing Under Oath!: [occupydemocrats.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2020:

Ooooo, perjury coming soon! I'm the baby, gotta love me! LOL

Oh dear God, make him pay us the 200 bucks he promised if we help him make a self-promotional photo ...

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2020:

Same scowl he had when he held the bible wrong.

It's either airport food or carpet.

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2020:

Uh oh, there goes a sizable chunk of their clientele.

Lou Dobbs Humbly Quotes Himself: No ‘Possibility’ Trump Loses in 2020, He Is ‘Among the ...

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2020:

Lou Dobbs is a shit-sucking imbecile who sometimes manages to gibber a complete sentence which is still sycophantic, ignorant, and repulsive. Snappy dresser, though.

Yeah what happened

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2020:

Relax baby Yoda, it's just another option for people who, um, prefer that approach. LOL 🤪

The effect of drugs in the eyes...

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2020:

Ya gotta mix it with chopped Adderall first, that's the secret.

Kinda Cheesy

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2020:

Aww, where's her sense of adventure? LOL

A long motherfucking time ago in a motherfucking galaxy far far away...

zeuser comments on Sep 23, 2020:

Try? TRY??!! There is no TRY motherfucker!!

I thought it would be useful to put these three videos together.

zeuser comments on Sep 23, 2020:

Oh that poor sweet woman! She is ruined, she may never recover, this was awful to watch.. This monster is the president. I just, I can't...

Anchor Brutally Grills Sarah Sanders on Trump’s False Statements: ‘Was That a Display of Lying, ...

zeuser comments on Sep 23, 2020:

She is abominable, like all the trumperinos, and should be grilled, toasted, deep fried, and wrapped up in a tortilla, then thrown into a jail cell.

I'm going fishing honey.

zeuser comments on Sep 23, 2020:

The POF experience is surreal and effective if your standards and your commitment to honesty are both pretty low. Sometimes, it boils down to the willingness and the ability to conduct a transaction. I read that in People magazine.

“Normalization of fascist ideology, by definition, would make charges of 'fascism' seem like an ...

zeuser comments on Sep 23, 2020:

Once you give a pervasive negative ideology control over your actions, either through normalization or through proactive consent, it never lets you go voluntarily.

Finland Deploying Coronavirus-Sniffing Dogs at Helsinki Airport Finland is in the process of ...

zeuser comments on Sep 23, 2020:

This approach might see the deadly pandemic finally licked.

I really don't know why they have so many Ford Jokes in SA. Do you know 🤔🙄

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2020:

After Lee Iaccoca came up with the Mustang, it was a long slow swirl down the shitter.

It appears that Labor Day kicked Covid into high gear and we're getting a spike.

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2020:

These idiots will die, gasping for air all alone, proud that they owned the libtards by abandoning masks and denying it was the virus that killed them. This is what it means to be "brainwashed".

pretty funny.

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2020:

Is the safe word "squeeeek"?