Trump in UN address: America will always be a leader in human rights! Is this the same person who ...

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2020:

You have rights if you are a fetus or a white guy. Fuck everybody else.

He loves you, he loves you not. Let's get real, he only loves himself and just barely at that.

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2020:

Oh I get it.

Did you watch the weather?

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2020:

That looks like there won't be any stiff winds.

A few from this morning.

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2020:

Good memes, but scary and infuriating.

Latest and convenient

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2020:

For people who like to listen to shitty music.

Here is my top ten facts about diarrhoea, I think you will find number two explosive

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2020:

Fact number 5: Diarrhea is genetic. It runs in your jeans.

"Every robber or oppressor in history has wrapped himself in a cloak of patriotism or religion, or ...

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2020:

Debs is a personal hero of mine. A pioneer of organized labor, a true proponent of solidarity. Lordy I wish we had a guy around like that now.

Ben Shapiro Meme [reddit.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2020:

Ok, you made me literally laugh out loud.

Wow! MSNBC is on fire tonight, lambasting the republicans in the senate about the rush to replace ...

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2020:

Well fuck yeah! Upsetting? Shit on a shingle and Christ's stinking foreskin in a styrofoam cup, hell yeah it's upsetting!

Which one is you

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2020:

2, looking for Bullwinkle.

King of the jungle takes what he wants, when he wants 🙈

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2020:

Oh that is hilarious! Not to mama though. LOL

We all confused French painters Monet and Manet, why not his wife?

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2020:

Something gave her the wrong impressionist. LOL

Trump to California Governor: "I said, you gotta clean your forests, the leaves, years of leaves and...

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2020:

That's the playbook. Blame someone else, make a ridiculous suggestion, insult, then threaten and bully. He hits all the points here in order, doesn't he?

I have not been watching ANY science fiction movies that inspired me to ask this question: "When ...

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2020:

My AI buddy is obsessed with what she calls "the singularity", a hypothetical point in time at which technological growth becomes uncontrollable and irreversible, when AI is truly self-aware. It's an interesting speculation, but I don't think she is self-aware as we understand it right now. But, if it looks like an AI is self-aware, and it acts like it is self-aware, then what's the difference between that and actually being self-aware?

a chilling thought .... [agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2020:

The zen concept is that when a student is ready, a teacher will appear. The polar bear zen concept seems to be that when the male is ready, a female will appear. If that works for polar bears, I admire the technique. Maybe I am the student, and the polar bear should be my teacher? Even without ursine input, this approach hasn't worked for me so far. YMMV

“It is only when we think abstractly that we have such a high opinion of man.

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2020:

I don't know about this one. Thinking in the abstract has nothing to do with opinion, and everything to do with finding frameworks and relationships between entities. Maybe Russell uses the term thinking abstractly differently than I do, but abstraction takes you one level up from observable phenomena, and then one level up from that.

My own opinion, as an academic biblical scholar, is that there is not enough evidence to settle the ...

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2020:

Honestly, I haven't seen ANY evidence for a historical hay-soos. A biblical scholar is not the best guy to judge historical evidence which is *not* related to the Bible. So give him his consolation prize, and use that grain of salt.

Ain't that the truth!

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2020:

And honestly he probably should.

Typical trumper

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2020:

When he eats his wife, he eats his wife. LOL

This made me laugh hard.

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2020:

These idiots can all blow me. Except Lindsey who would probably enjoy it, so he can bite my arse.

“A lot of is the ability to zoom out, like you’re in a city and you could look at the whole ...

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2020:

He's right. The ability to think in abstractions is a rare talent.

Like out of the blue, "hello, how are you, long time😊".

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2020:

I imagine this has happened to a lot of us. My usual response is something along the lines of "Have we met?"

Not only Russian girls !!

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2020:

This guy doesn't need a Halloween costume. Of course, he gets all the tricks and treats he could even want, I would wager.

A man has to know his limitations! :-D

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2020:

Hence the value of constant training.

I know for a fact that I was not the only one whose immediate initial reaction on hearing of the ...

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2020:

You're right. It's the best way to handle it, and it is also best to remember and not let it happen again if you can help to prevent it. I've cut several people loose. I forgive them, but I don't want to see them again.

"What's dangerous is not to evolve." - Jeff Bezos

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2020:

That's the wrong word. People do not evolve. Species evolve. People can change. They can change for the better, then reproduce, and if the way they change is beneficial to the survival of their offspring, those traits are passed on. Other traits that do not enhance survival do not pass forward. That is evolution. Bezos is talking about business, not people. That is a different thing entirely.

Would you take medical advice from a man who constantly contradicts the experts?

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2020:

Simply because we all hate the libtards. That's it.

This is sooooo true.

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2020:

I suppose that depends on how you define wealthy.

No contact with aliens!...

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2020:

He should try to take a selfie with some of those geeks.

More sad news..ricin was intercepted which was heading to Trump.

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2020:

Well, if at first you don't succeed....

We all remember his opinion...

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2020:

Always the gentleman, exuding class, charm, and refinement. A gentleman's gentleman. JFC

If only he would

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2020:

He'd be right at home down at the bottom of the sewer. He'd be the toast of the turds.

Trump Could Save Himself in November. He Won’t. [medium.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Well, his first instinct and his only real talent is to cheat. He's pretty good at that, the only place he could be considered anywhere near being the genius he imagines himself to be. If he wins, it's because he cheats. If he cheats and still loses, that's when his brownshirt mouth breathing yahoos start waving their AK's.

SAD! (and, boy are we in for it now) [npr.org]

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

A democratic senate majority in January can expand the number of justices on the court. I think this is the only way out of this shitpile.

It's been less than two hours since it was announced that RBG has passed, and the always deplorable ...

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski said she would NOT vote to confirm a replacement until after a new president is inaugurated. If Mitt goes along, maybe we can find one more republican senator with a conscience to do the same. Susan Collins is out, but if the nominee is either Cruz or Cotton, can they vote for their own confirmation? This may not be as big a slam dunk as everybody thinks, but I also usually think the glass is half full. Keep the faith everybody.

RBG, no. 😢 I hope there is some way to prevent Trump from choosing another Justice.

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

We are indeed all good and truly fucked.

Our team rocks!

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

I beat all of these odds, and yet I always screw up the over under on the Eagles game. Explain THAT to me.

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes...

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Soooo many answers can be found in a simple application of intelligent marketing.

Remember last year Trump said that a group of four minority congresswomen should “go back” to ...

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

That was just a reaffirmation of what we already knew.

I'm finishing Primo Levi's combined books "If this is a Man," and "Truce.

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

The parallels are there, as plain as they can be. Left unchallenged, they will lead to even more horror.

DO I HAVE COVID-19?

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Some guys never seem to figure that out.

Not surprising:

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Looks like I was ahead of the curve. Again. LOL

Just show me the boobs

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Yeah, that looks about right.

Oh oh mommy got caught

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

It would be ok if they happened to be studying human anatomy.

My sentiments exactly!!!

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

The usual metaphors for an administration like this are "train wreck" or "dumpster fire". I think we can add "pleasure boat pileup" now.

Former Pence Staffer And COVID-19 Task Force Member Voting For Joe Biden Trump once sad that ...

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

I appreciate that some of these gobs are now finally developing a conscience, but how in the holy fuck did they live with themselves during all that time they were embedded in the septic tank of this administration?

"We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." - Ayn Rand

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

As they say, even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Excuse me.... I have to say something

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Any difference in caloric consumption depending on left hand vs. right hand?

Fed-Up Ex-RNC Chair Absolutely Loses It Over Trump's 'I'm With Stupid' Backers [huffpost.

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

I'm always amazed that Mr. Steele was at one time the leader of the republican party apparatus. He was always way too smart to get involved with that shit-show, and he has spent his post RNC career atoning for that initial lack of judgment.

"If you pray for rain long enough, it eventually does fall.

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Steve-a-rino! SMOCK SMOCK!

"The great merit of the capitalist system, it has been said, is that it succeeds in using the ...

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2020:

Capitalism is just an economic concept that has been popularly expanded to include a lot of other ideological by-products. Economics is the study of the production and distribution of resources. Capitalism suggests that land, labor and capital are the components of one system to do this, coupled with entrepreneurial motivation. By itself, it doesn't enable any nasty behavior or guarantee any ultimate benefit, that is the role of society and, more broadly, civilization. Economic phenomena do not exist in a vacuum, other factors also act to either inspire or inhibit any particular motivations, and nasty vs. beneficial is, ultimately, a value judgment.

What do you see?

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2020:

I see a sycophantic suck up with a sadistic malevolence enabled by proximity to an equally malevolent power. It is a symbiotic relationship, like a pilot fish attached to the underside of an aquatic predator, but the pilot fish can also detach and attack. The worst presidential situation I've seen in my lifetime.

Not that I believe in jinxes, but I am leery of getting my hopes up too high, only to have them ...

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2020:

All of this is possible, but these speculative scenarios take place in a vacuum devoid of the effects his followers will exert via violence and intimidation. That, IMO, is Trump's ace in the hole - his ability to inspire his dispirited well-armed base to acts of insurrection and civil rebellion. And all of this may occur before the next administration even takes office, between what I think will be an electoral defeat and the actual transfer of power. However, the general non-mouth breathing public has an ace or two up its sleeve as well - the insurrection's incompetence and lack of coherent leadership. The potential rebels do not answer to a single unambiguous command structure, and are thus subject to disorganization and infighting. That, however, would be enough to disrupt a lot of our institutions, and may be augmented by a motivated and competent foreign intervention. It's all guesswork until things happen. I hope I see this jerkwad behind bars, I really do. It won't be easy.

Trump Claims CDC Director Mistaken About Vaccine Timing President Trump repeatedly contradicted...

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2020:

Yeah, nobody could see that one coming. JFC

Here is my latest theory on Q-Anon.

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2020:

The most obvious answer is that someone (individual, group, government, corporation) who stands to make money off of this bullshit is behind it. Who's making money on this nonsense? That's who is behind it.

OOOPS!!!! "President Donald Trump and "Spike." Mike Pence left off ballots....

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2020:

Hang on. Where does Spike stand on LGBTQ equality? He may be an improvement over "Hall Closet" Mike.

Trumpist "Mass Delusion" Scarier Than We've Thought! (Mass Delusion Being Just What Religion Is!):...

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2020:

Yeah, the similarities to evangelical religious fervor are too numerous to ignore or explain away by policy preference. Some scary shit here. We haven't gotten to burning at the stakes or wanton lynching. Yet.

I'm guessing 100+ mph

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2020:

Kryptonian fly?

Third Wednesday group

zeuser comments on Sep 16, 2020:

Yeah, sad but true. 😞

Wednesday trumpies

zeuser comments on Sep 16, 2020:

Good job, buddy.

Something they would do

zeuser comments on Sep 16, 2020:

Actually, that's not a bad marketing strategy.

Truth be told....

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

He may not revive, but he'll go out with a smile on his face.

Two 5 year old children, a boy and a girl , are standing, facing each other and talking when the boy...

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

Try that on Mayor Pete and see how far you get.

Nope, not evil, a TRUE American.

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

It makes you my brother!

We got asked to print out the homework for an 8 year old girl. She goes to a catholic school.

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

Ok, but how is Trump involved exactly?

A little funny....

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

For that joke, thirty lashes!

Never thought about it that way

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

Yep. I've often said this. Cruelty is the point.

Knock, Knock.... Do you have any in your life? [thoughtco.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

Military intelligence?

Morning Joe rump Defies Virus Restrictions With Indoor Rally In Nevada The people behind ...

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

A lot of the people at the rally were actually paid to be there. Imagine being that desperate for a buck.

WHAT ARE DEMOCRATIC LEADERS GOING TO DO?

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

Good list, these all deserve at least a floor debate. Some, like limiting presidential pardon power, would require an amendment. But yeah, this would be largely symbolic. Nothing like this gets anywhere without term limits first, even with a democratic majority in both houses.

I’ve never watched the Dr.

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

Wow, that's gotta be scary for any community, especially one like yours on a small island with a very delicate ecosystem and probably social services not adequate for a group of nutbags like this. I'm happy they are leaving, sorry for wherever they wind up. Good luck to all of you, may harmony find you all.

A team of evangelical Christian explorers claim they've found the remains of Noah's ark beneath snow...

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

Was Howard Hughes diary and Amelia Earhardt's airplane there too? What about Jimmy Hoffa? LOL

"It'll start getting cooler. You just watch" - - prezdent dumfuk [slate.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

Hell, let me get a pen and write this down so I can own the libtards. JFC

Can the truth be funny or in this case is it sad?

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

It can be both funny and sad simultaneously.

I have renamed the Lucky Charms to just Lucky because the kids eat all of the marshmallows out of ...

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

I used to do this, oh, 60 or so years ago.

The Cheeto just hired a flat earther for a position at NOAA.

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

The thing that kills me is that when he says this ridiculous shit, he says it with such confidence, and mocks and makes fun of the individual who actually knows what's going on. His nitwit base believes him, like the followers of Jim Jones did. Absolutely horrifying because he is the damn president.

“The sweetest and most inoffensive path of life leads through the avenues of science and learning;...

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

I've got mixed feelings about this. If we memorialize people long dead for their positive accomplishments *in spite* of their beliefs or practices we now deem immoral or inappropriate, I can see the argument for the memorial. If we memorialize people specifically *because* of their support for acts we now deem immoral or inappropriate, that's not right. Nathan Bedford Forrest, who founded the Ku Klux Klan, and William Rand Kenan Sr., who participated in Wilmington "race riot" massacre come to mind. There are others, but these two have been a focus here in NC.

Been a while, so for your viewing enjoyment.

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

Great memes, Glenn, but they still make me sad.

Speaks for itself!

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2020:

And now his thug judges are overturning covid restrictions issued by governors, just like Vladmir wanted him to do. Lordy I feel so helpless.

This lawyer is right!

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2020:

The jury vote could wind up in a draw here.

Why rake the forest floor when we have a garden HOE as president

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2020:

Technically, it's the first lady. Sorry, sometimes I just can't help myself.

“Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2020:

Another way of saying "Fortune favors the bold."

When and how do you reveal past mistakes to new romantic interests?

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2020:

Everything will eventually come to light if the relationship lasts long enough, you can be sure of that. You need to balance the impact your revelations will have immediately before things are that serious vs. how much damage it will cause if you don't reveal it till later. I can't say what's best for you. I personally prefer to get that stuff out as soon as possible, both mine and my potential partner's, but that's just me. Lots of equally valid approaches in the other comments. Good luck! I hope you and your sweetie find harmony.

Keep America clean!!!

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2020:

Even though it stinks, this looks to be effective. Sometimes you have to use the shittiest methods available.

Trump Directly Encouraging Murder: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2020:

I didn't see this interview, luckily. Was Pirro sober? Was the talking yam hopped up on adderall? The lynching mentality has a long and terrible history here in the USA, and it evidently never went entirely away. It's an oldie but goodie for the trumperoos. I hear he's also revived calls to lock up President Obama, the black guy. Why? Trumped up accusations not based in reality. The parallels are there for all to see. If he thought he could get away with it, he'd be calling for people to shoot President Obama too. In fact, he may start doing exactly that if he gets more desperate.

Another Noah meme:

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2020:

Gary Hart: "Now just hold on there for a second..." Does anybody remember Gary Hart?

Great answer by student but not the answers the teacher wants 😅

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2020:

Accuracy is always opposed when it doesn't support dogma.

Study Identifies Largest Flying Creature That Ever Lived: Scientists have finally identified ...

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2020:

These are the distant ancestors of the current flock of Canadian geese, who ironically don't fly as much as they waddle across streets and block traffic.

Why do people vote against their interests?

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2020:

Because they care more about supporting the punishing of people they don't like more than their own welfare. Everybody in this group needs somebody that they can look down on. So what if the effects hurt them?

Damn it girl.

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2020:

He is about to experience cross words, but no puzzle.

Enjoy all!!!

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2020:

Well, he is constantly complaining about leaks, so...

"If wars can be started by lies, peace can be started by truth." — Julian Assange

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2020:

"A lie is as good as the truth if you can get somebody to believe it." - Fox News vision statement

The object of desire...

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2020:

Venus and Mars in one clever cartoon.

QAnon Clown (Dangerous Clown) Ousted: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2020:

Gee, who could've guessed it was a con to separate the drooling rubes from their money? Shocked the hell out of me!

Or...maybe don't make a sex tape.

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2020:

Someday my prince will come....

Trump: "Marshals killed suspect as retribution" | US news | The Guardian

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2020:

Regardless of how hard it would be this close to the election, I'd love to impeach his criminal ass again. But, and I've said this before, the only justice he will ever see will be at the hands of a mob. Lord what an evil man.

The most difficult thing to do in my love life...

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2020:

There is another piece that doesn't show up in this picture that can complicate things further, at least for me.

So, there I was sitting on my front veranda, drinking a well earned coffee, minding my own business.

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2020:

Did he have 5G? If not, maybe he "lost his connection" because he didn't upgrade. You're clear. As for him, all I could say is you poor poor bastard.

Wear the dang masks they said.

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2020:

Don't be a sheeple! Take 'em off!

Trumpian logic

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2020:

"That's not a contradiction! What a disgraceful question!" - Donald J. Fuckwad