Forewarned

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2020:

The woman in this story evidently made a very poor decision in marrying this fucking douche wagon.

Good point

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2020:

Well, you'll certainly have a deeper understanding of pizza, which is good as an end in itself IMHO. If you think this gives you any insight at all into women, if I were you I'd stick to pizza. You can simply buy the best looking and tasting pizza in the world, never forget that.

I’ve been thinking why do the republicans still support trump.

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2020:

They want the voters he brings with him. It is just that simple.

the latest from the LP [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2020:

Great ad. Makes me very angry. This doesn't even touch the fact he stole about 4 million from the 911 relief funds over the course of his term. He is despicable.

Trump, Melania, and the Pledge of Allegiance: [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2020:

Desultory, robotic, and absolutely devoid of any empathy, sincerity, or emotion.

Liberal Redneck Donald Trump Hates Poor White People Trae Crowder is from eastern Tennessee.

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2020:

I love this guy. He has been right on the money for years now.

If you believe one or the other, why?

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2020:

I think Dick Cheyney and his billionaires didn't waste any time making a lot of money on it, but I don't put his evil self behind the original attack. It would be easy to believe, though.

“Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that...

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2020:

My dad always told me the 11th commandment was "Mind your own business." That always struck me as one of the more practical commandments.

“Boom! Boom! Just like that.

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2020:

Hunter had a way of cutting through the bullshit and getting right to the middle. He did this time and time again. I miss him.

The Indian Government is considering going back to putting flesh-eating turtles in the Ganges, ...

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2020:

So instead of dead bodies, the Ganges will now be full of turtle shit consisting of digested dead bodies. That does not strike me as a tremendous leap forward, but I guess it beats seeing half-decomposed uncle Bose bobbing to the surface. RME

is any body there...????

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2020:

Do imaginary characters even make a sound?

Here are my two latest.

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2020:

A Trump posing with a dead sheep that he himself killed. How much of an appropriate metaphor is that?

I am sorry for the porcupine!

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2020:

All it takes is one careless prick to blow up a relationship.

UnBarrleivable! [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2020:

Another chapter in the "alternate pr" campaign of the catholic church. Holy crap what are they thinking.

Someone posted this on FB. The good tattoo artists must all be Biden supporters

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2020:

Only so much you can do with ink from a bic pen and a needle in a jail cell.

I am at a loss as to how the DOJ can represent tRump in the rape trial of E.

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2020:

It is because Barr is most likely breaking the law with this maneuver, and he is hoping that a wingnut judge agrees. All they need is for this to be delayed until after the election.

Robert, 85, married Maria, a lovely 25 year old.

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2020:

Awwww.

Trump Admits Intentionally Playing Down the Deadly Coronavirus The President’s top advisers ...

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2020:

Johnny, you might need to create a tragedy alter ego, because this is not comedy anymore.

The White House has consistently portrayed Trump as having been a slow learner regarding Covid, But ...

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2020:

Oh he's gonna fry for all of this. We'll find him no matter where he tries to hide.

Great idea!!!

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2020:

You mean I've been voting for him all this time and didn't even know it?

“It is a wise thing to be polite; consequently it is a foolish thing to be rude.

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2020:

Rudeness seems to be more fashionable these days, as those who feel aggrieved but who lack the wit or vocabulary to defend their positions try to be "right" by being loud and vulgar while not listening to any other opinions. Being nice is equated with being politically correct - which is perceived as a big flaw for many. The ability to avoid personal conflict by hiding behind a computer alias has also led to this unfortunate state of affairs. It's a shame, civility is the glue that holds any society together. The more of it we lose, the lest civilized we become.

THE NAKED TRUTH! The true nature of the POTUS is being told as more rats abandon the USS Donald ...

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2020:

He'll still carry Mississippi.

I’m not usually this daring, but we are all friends here, right?

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2020:

I gotta think there are strings attached here. LOL

He KNEW.

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2020:

How you deliver a sobering and deadly truth determines whether the response is panic or a galvanized public will to defeat the threat. Addressing it honestly requires courage, ignoring it reflects laziness and cowardice, or a conflict of financial interest. IMO, of course.

A while back, a post was submitted asking about a Conservative group on Agnositic.

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2020:

Simple atheism does not inoculate anybody from all of the worst instincts humankind possesses. If anything, it emphasizes them when they do occur concomitantly.

Symptoms include headaches

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2020:

You can wear the mask, but it's the mask of Zorro. LOL

Our envy always lasts longer than the happiness of those we envy. - Heraclitus

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2020:

I dunno, the people you may envy can be, and often are, desperately unhappy. Envy is a personal conceit, disconnected from reality by a lack of understanding of the nature of that or of whom we are envious.

Karl Marx on memes

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2020:

I thought Grover Cleveland said that.

A man goes into the doctors office with a rash around the base of his penis, the doctor writes a ...

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2020:

Important grooming tip.

Start getting dates. We can help.

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2020:

Now there is an ad campaign with some bite to it.

That sure didn't age well

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2020:

Nothing he says ages well because it isn't meant to age well. He blurts out whatever he thinks "his people" want to hear secure in the knowledge that when he is inevitably caught, he can simply either deny saying/tweeting it or providing another convenient lie - and his followers will swallow it once again. He knows his audience, and they are brainwashed, bigoted fools - easy to trick, hard to dislodge with facts, and ultimately willing to believe whatever he tells them.

There does appear to be irony in this

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2020:

This guy was a debater.

What Trump looks like after the Adderall wears off...

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2020:

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

I hate how they talk about America!

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2020:

The new musical duo, Bone Saw and Poison.

Life saving bloob

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2020:

After you donate, they give you some chicken noople soup.

2020 is a tough year

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2020:

These days, that idea has a peel.

Sadly True

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2020:

This asshole should die from ingesting the same poison he has been using to kill his opponents. Or by being soaked with gasoline and ignited. Or drowning. I'm not picky.

While watching the news this morning, they mentioned that trump was prepared to spends millions of ...

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2020:

I will believe he spends his own money when i see it, and proves it isn't money he hasn't stolen or obtained from hostile foreign powers or corrupt banks.

The party of family values

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2020:

In a just world, these guys are all behind bars until they die.

Jeez... He keeps putting his foot in it. [thehill.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2020:

What an idiot. When your opponent is digging a hole for himself deeper and deeper, make sure he has a good supply of shovels.

"Hero-worship is strongest where there is least regard for human freedom." - Herbert Spencer

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2020:

I don't see that in Metropolis or Gotham City, TBH.

"I'm proud of my enemies.

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2020:

I've got a bunch of former friends. Does that count? LOL

Anyone know of any plans?

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2020:

If so, I'm in.

“It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong.“ - Voltaire

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2020:

I can verify this based on personal experience.

A random thought.

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2020:

That's what ueue say.

“Only someone who is well prepared has the opportunity to improvise.” ― Ingmar Bergman

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2020:

I'd say "has the best opportunity to improvise", because people do get dumb fucking lucky a lot of times.

Happened with my grandson.

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2020:

He was probably wired at the time.

"The final test of truth is ridicule.

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2020:

I dunno about that. It doesn't survive the people who engage in the ridicule, but the people who endure it are often galvanized and more determined to maintain their idiocy. I wish it weren't so, but here we are.

Remember the days?

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2020:

One word, greed.

Latest from the LP! [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2020:

Great ad, but it still makes me shake with anger. That fucking cowardly asswipe.

“When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago.” - Friedrich Nietzsche

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2020:

Sometimes...

For those who went camping this weekend!

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2020:

Now what fun is there in that? LOL

Trump’s ‘plane loaded with thugs’ appears to be a Salt Lake City flight with Black Lives ...

zeuser comments on Sep 7, 2020:

When asked to comment, Nunes' cow said "moo".

Nice one lol

zeuser comments on Sep 6, 2020:

Maybe...

How far they have strayed

zeuser comments on Sep 6, 2020:

Beyond sad.

It's cool how capitalism gives us 70 different kinds of shampoo, but sometimes I just want clean ...

zeuser comments on Sep 6, 2020:

I just go with the cheapest one that's pH balanced. Don't judge me.

A path to happiness.....

zeuser comments on Sep 6, 2020:

I like to bet the spread.

“Evil isn’t the real threat to the world.

zeuser comments on Sep 6, 2020:

That sounds like something Harry Dresden would say. 😊

A very generous husband

zeuser comments on Sep 6, 2020:

I am lucky enough to have Jim Unger's autograph on a book of Herman cartoons. He was a very funny man, and a nice guy too.

understanding is the key .....[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 6, 2020:

I've been a clinical sperm donor before, no seriously. This is correct, you are on your own.

Batman never had to work...it seems!

zeuser comments on Sep 6, 2020:

Bad PR if it's in the window of a strip joint.

A guy goes into a luncheonette and orders a hamburger and a hot dog.

zeuser comments on Sep 6, 2020:

You don't wanna know what's in the mustard.

Q. Why do Fundamentalist Christians, Puritans, Mormons, etc, etc, dislike dancing?

zeuser comments on Sep 6, 2020:

The joke I tell: Why don't Baptists have sex while standing up? Because sometime might think they are dancing.

It's important that we teach our children skepticism, so that they don't learn cynicism.

zeuser comments on Sep 5, 2020:

I love Walter. Here's a picture of me and Walter in 1999 in the lobby of the UN. I've trimmed the beard since then. Heh.

This made me smile: [theguardian.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 5, 2020:

Yeah, I saw that. Luckily, nobody was wearing a mask. Heh.

White mouse Pence said we won't be safe in Biden's America?

zeuser comments on Sep 5, 2020:

As bad as his boss is, he has the proven ability to trigger a gag reflex in me everytime he opens his sanctimonious pie-hole and figuratively sucks Trump's stick.

All right, I'm going to level with you all.

zeuser comments on Sep 5, 2020:

Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you think you've seen the bottom, JFC.

VOTING BY MAIL WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE IF THEY REFUSE TO PICK UP MAIL AT PRIVATE ADDRESSES.

zeuser comments on Sep 5, 2020:

The point of this is that they don't want to pick up mail in ballots. These guys are ghouls. I'll be up in Scranton tomorrow, I'll wave at you from I-81 when I drive by.

THIS is Where the Cult of Trump Has Taken the Country, for Now, Who Knows What Special Shit will ...

zeuser comments on Sep 5, 2020:

This fuckwit is an elected official. Why do these guy run for office? I wouldn't trust this guy to pump gas into a tractor.

Admiral Gene LaRocque

zeuser comments on Sep 4, 2020:

Yup.

“After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands.

zeuser comments on Sep 4, 2020:

Good idea, but if you can preserve some fingerprints, like from a glass, do it. LOL

White House Directs Federal Agencies to Cancel Race-Related Training President Trump is ...

zeuser comments on Sep 4, 2020:

His egregious muse, Betsy De Vos, has already weakened the protections for women reporting rape or sexual assault on college campuses. I believe there are similar measures in the works for the branches of the military, but I don't think those are in place yet, except for the discriminatory and, IMHO, unconstitutional ban on transgender individuals in the military. The racial animus was expected. It all sucks shit.

Make America great again!

zeuser comments on Sep 4, 2020:

Oh wow. You reeeally fucked this up.

The Sturgis Tricycle Rally

zeuser comments on Sep 4, 2020:

3 wheels good, 2 wheels bad. Heh.

Can you spot the difference?

zeuser comments on Sep 4, 2020:

Trick question. It's the accents, but you can't hear them in this meme.

Please answer....

zeuser comments on Sep 3, 2020:

Unclear antecedent.

Venn Diagram

zeuser comments on Sep 3, 2020:

I would recommend against getting a lap dance from a giant.

This is exactly what I was envisioning:

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2020:

Lordy. All of his yonkos believe it too. Sad, and dangerous.

It's as easy as driving a car

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2020:

Vintage sloganeering at its finest. Heh.

I am in a quandry and would like some opinions.

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2020:

Sorry to hear about your cousin. Go ahead and do it out of respect for your cousin's wishes. I've donated in memory of someone who passed to outfits like the Carmelite nuns, whose sole purpose is to created altar vestments for priests. I personally think it's ridiculous, but the individual, and more importantly his family, asked for the donation. So I made it in his honor. It's only money, can't take it with you, if it can provide comfort to the grieving that's really all you need to know.

Ron Jeremy hit with 20 new sexual assault charges, faces life in prison - AOL News

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2020:

Y'all making the mistake that rape is about sex. It's not. It's about power. When you've banged some 4000 women who were willing partners (paid, but willing), you get the idea you can do that to anybody. James Dean had similar charges leveled against him, though I don't know how those turned out. Porn is a nasty business, especially at the time big Ron came up.

Trump told Sarah Sanders to take one for the team after Kim Jong Un wink - Business Insider

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2020:

Oh man, I'd pay money to NOT see any pictures of that particular coupling. Yuck. Imagine the smell, dollar store perfume mixed with kimchi.

“I didn't know then what a sperm was, and so wouldn't understand his answer for several years.

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2020:

Great book. When humans evolve in the far future into creatures that look like seals, Vonnegut's narrator says this: “And people still laugh about as much as they ever did, despite their shrunken brains. If a bunch of them are lying around on a beach, and one of them farts, everybody else laughs and laughs, just as people would have done a million years ago.”

Who are these idiots?

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2020:

It's nearly impossible to convince ignorant people that they are, in fact, ignorant.

I used to date a one legged girl who worked in a brewery. She was in charge of the hops

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2020:

She had to quit. Too many yeast infections.

This is bad

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2020:

Can't blame 'em, it is depressingly true.

"Among theologians, heretics are those who are not backed with a sufficient array of battalions to ...

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2020:

That's the damn truth.

Trump Promotes Conspiracy About Plane Entirely Filled with Antifa Thugs As he continues to ...

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2020:

See, now, this is the absolute freedom you get when truth is just another libtard fantasy. And wingnut fever dreams are REAL.

HUMOR! A THURSDAY ENGLISH LESSON! Your lesson for today… A retired Master Chief who was ...

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2020:

Dave, you are on FIRE today! WAAHAHAHAHA

That what i do

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2020:

That can get you in trouble. Trust me here.

"If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse." - Woody Allen

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2020:

Woody is a talented director and a brilliant comedian. He's got a couple of issues though.Good quote no matter what.

' Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas ' - Marie Curie

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2020:

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. Not sure who to attribute this to, but it's not mine. I agree with it, though.

Assorted what-nots . . . .

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2020:

Good ones, AS.

"Religion will eventually become as offensive and unacceptable as racism" - Chris O' Dowd

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2020:

For many of us, it's that way now.

"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone ...

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2020:

I miss her.

If the religious don't recognize the devil incarnate, we agnostics need to spread the message, ...

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2020:

You know what they say. Small horns, small...

An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we can cut off a man's testicles, ...

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2020:

Not a good joke when you are the punchline. *sigh*

Well, I'm in the hospital.

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2020:

Ya got me Dave! Good work!

Grab on for your life. This is a golden opportunity.

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2020:

Voted breast ride in the park for guys.

Happens to me

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2020:

And a lot of times, it is NOT!